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For anyone who saw the first two episodes of Fox's Trading Spouses this season, with the insane uber-Christian nutjob, you've gotta see this item selling on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/Talking-bobblehead-nodder-trading-spouses-GOD-WARRIOR_W0QQitemZ6225867209QQcategoryZ4083QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) (WARNING: Linked page has audio). I nearly wet myself when I saw it. :D

For anyone who saw the first two episodes of Fox's Trading Spouses this season, with the insane uber-Christian nutjob, you've gotta see this item selling on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/Talking-bobblehead-nodder-trading-spouses-GOD-WARRIOR_W0QQitemZ6225867209QQcategoryZ4083QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). I nearly wet myself when I saw it. :D
What do you want, a medal?

What do you want, a medal?

No, now I just want a diaper... :(

No, now I just want a diaper... :(
WELL YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE.

C'est tres funny. :D

what is this all about?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/jhbmw007/psychobitch.gif

I saw that on Attack of the Show last night. Yay for TechTV.

Cluichstan, I hereby award you the Drunk Commies medal of shopping for your brave and valiant search of ebay resulting in the discovery of this item.

Also I award you a diaper.

Oy. I saw the last few minutes of the second part. Total nutjob. I mean, I know some Fundamentalists that are completly convinced that she's insane.

Hooray! *dons the diaper and brandishes his medal proudly* :D

wow. I want one. LOL


a little off topic, I was at the thrift store last night, and I found a talking Ann Coulter doll, I almost bought it, but then I couldn't justify spending the money on something I wanted to take home and crush into little peices. LOL

She was in good condition, still in the box, maybe I will go back and pick it up, and put it out on ebay, maybe someone else will spend money on it. ;)

I gotta get one of those and crash an IVCF meeting with it.

Hooray! *dons the diaper and brandishes his medal proudly* :D

next time do you mind giving us an audio warning?

Thanks.

next time do you mind giving us an audio warning?

Thanks.

Whoops! My bad. Sorry. I don't keep my sound on at work, so I didn't even realise there was audio involved. :(

She just loses it!

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spouses

She just loses it!

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spouses

Thank you! :D I'm at work and didn't have time to dig it up.

She just loses it!

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spouses

Deeply disturbing.

Deeply disturbing.
Only if you're darksided. If you believe in Jesus it's a warm, comforting family moment.

This gargoyle is darksided, so he can't bear to watch. :p
http://www.statue.com/images/gargoyle-statue-2.jpg

Only if you're darksided. If you believe in Jesus it's a warm, comforting family moment.
uh, no. as a Christian I am likewise disturbed.

uh, no. as a Christian I am likewise disturbed.
Well then you're not a real Christian. Just ask the lady in the video. I'm sure she'll agree.

And she'll tear you up, cuz she's a GOD WARRIOR! :D

Well then you're not a real Christian. Just ask the lady in the video. I'm sure she'll agree.
you know I actually have had my "Christian-ness" called into question lately because I decided that I was pro-choice.

to bad things like that don't dictate whether you are a Christian or not.;)

you know I actually have had my "Christian-ness" called into question lately because I decided that I was pro-choice.

to bad things like that don't dictate whether you are a Christian or not.;)

Yeah, most people in "western" countries consider themselves Christians, but some small groups consider everyone not in their group to be non-christians.

Yeah, most people in "western" countries consider themselves Christians, but some small groups consider everyone not in their group to be non-christians.
yeah, I found one the other day, apparently I have so many "non-christian" (by thier definition) veiws that I can't call myself a Christian.

Most of what they have a problem with, is the fact that I don't see it as my job to force my veiws on others.

My mantra of "God gave them free will, who am I to take it away?" apparently upsets a lot of those people. Oh well, free country, none of my nevermind........:p

yeah, I found one the other day, apparently I have so many "non-christian" (by thier definition) veiws that I can't call myself a Christian.

Most of what they have a problem with, is the fact that I don't see it as my job to force my veiws on others.

My mantra of "God gave them free will, who am I to take it away?" apparently upsets a lot of those people. Oh well, free country, none of my nevermind........:p

I don't think I've ever had anyone try to force Christianity on me, unless over the Internet counts. So, either no-one I've ever met is christian or most christians are happy to let people hold their own views. I have friends and family members who are christian, but none of them have tried to convert me.

She gives REAL God Warriors™ - swords & sandals types - a bad name…

She just loses it!

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spouses

uhm, psycho

I must've missed this on broadcast television. I was aware of (and even saw an episode or two) of the show in question. But her face rings no bells.

Not even a church bell.

i am deeply ashamed of that crazy woman's behaviour...on behalf of all other christians with brains in their heads, throughout the world, i want to apologize for her behaviour...and assure you that the majority of us aren't that freakish, that stupid, that crazy, that extreme, that judgemental, or that fat. in fact, nowhere near it. she's not a christian...she may think she is, but she isn't...does that seem christ-like to you? but i sure did get a tremendous laugh out of it...until i realised that every time i say i'm a christian, ppl will relate me to a psychotic freaked out woman...

I must've missed this on broadcast television. I was aware of (and even saw an episode or two) of the show in question. But her face rings no bells.

Not even a church bell.

I disagree, many a church bell has been wrong in historical past when there was to be a witch hunt. I would say, judgeing by her outward appearances, and off of some of what I've seen and read about her, many a church would have gone after her during the "burning times"

Quite frankly if I saw her walking down the street, I would walk up, kneel before her, and be like, its thanks to you that lord satan's return grows closer, he wished that I honor you with my presence, the time of his return growns near, rejoice sister.

Only if you're darksided. If you believe in Jesus it's a warm, comforting family moment.
Untrue, unkind and unfair.

Untrue, unkind and unfair.
Unserious. It was, like, sarcasm or something.

And now that I've seen her, I'll say this:

She's damaged goods. Oh the pity I feel for her children and spouse. No-one deserves to live their life with such a harridan.

Unserious. It was, like, sarcasm or something.
Oh. I take it back then. [ pats DC on the head ] :D

And now that I've seen her, I'll say this:

She's damaged goods. Oh the pity I feel for her children and spouse. No-one deserves to live their life with such a harridan.
Exactly what I was thinking. I predict a marriage breakup.

Dude seriously, where did they find this lady? She is at least 350lbs, has no teeth, sounds like MS. Crabtree the bus driver on South Park, and is a ranting lunatic. I am a Christian and I think she is crazy, she is probably a snake handler who lives in some rural area and drinks poison for fun. Definitely not an average Christian in my book. I think this show, like the Jerry Springer Show of old looks for the most pathetic and crazy people they can find for these shows.

And now that I've seen her, I'll say this:

She's damaged goods. Oh the pity I feel for her children and spouse. No-one deserves to live their life with such a harridan.

in what i saw of the first episode, the husband was clearly terrified of her. especially since she keeps the body of one of her enemies encased in carbonite hanging on the wall.

Dude seriously, where did they find this lady? She is at least 350lbs, has no teeth, sounds like MS. Crabtree the bus driver on South Park, and is a ranting lunatic. I am a Christian and I think she is crazy, she is probably a snake handler who lives in some rural area and drinks poison for fun. Definitely not an average Christian in my book. I think this show, like the Jerry Springer Show of old looks for the most pathetic and crazy people they can find for these shows.

her bulging eyes and gap teeth put me into a trance i couldnt break out of. truly disturbing...

in what i saw of the first episode, the husband was clearly terrified of her. especially since she keeps the body of one of her enemies encased in carbonite hanging on the wall.

Damn. This time, Billy Dee Williams can't save us... :(

Thing is, it's people like her that make Wiccans in the US think twice before saying sweet FA about their beliefs. And it's the sense that hers is the view of an increasingly politically-entitled 'religious right' that permeates and creates a climate of fear amongst non-Christians.

I'll admit to being fascinated by her on a certain level, to the extent that I'd appreciate any links to the program in its' entirety, as a torrent or any other easily-digested media.

Anybody?

in what i saw of the first episode, the husband was clearly terrified of her. especially since she keeps the body of one of her enemies encased in carbonite hanging on the wall.

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/jabba.gif (http://www.theimagehosting.com)

Having seen that video, I feel sorry for all of you living in Jesusland...

I wonder if she is contagious?

She just loses it!

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spouses

(if you'll pardon the expression) good lord! she's apsolutely cuckoo!

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/jabba.gif (http://www.theimagehosting.com)


dude. looks just like her...

(if you'll pardon the expression) good lord! she's apsolutely cuckoo!

Don't take the Lord's name in vain. You could face the wrath of the God Warrior! :eek:

dude. looks just like her...


Just missing the huge gap in the teeth. ;)

So, apart from the clip posted earlier, no-one knows where I can find a downloadable/streamable version of the entire show?

I mean, I'd like to get a better sense of this woman's headspace. I spoke an hour ago with someone who had seen this particular freakshow in the summer TV re-run season. It had been an indelible impression that had been left, particularly the homecoming scene we all saw here earlier.

According to my friend, there was a caption featured at the end of the program which stated that the 'God Warrior' eventually had a change of heart and took the money she'd made such a display of ripping up on-camera.

So, apart from the clip posted earlier, no-one knows where I can find a downloadable/streamable version of the entire show?

I mean, I'd like to get a better sense of this woman's headspace. I spoke an hour ago with someone who had seen this particular freakshow in the summer TV re-run season. It had been an indelible impression that had been left, particularly the homecoming scene we all saw here earlier.

According to my friend, there was a caption featured at the end of the program which stated that the 'God Warrior' eventually had a change of heart and took the money she'd made such a display of ripping up on-camera.
I saw the show, basically they put the "Christian" into the home of some "new age" people and vice versa. They tried to cast her chart, and tried to get her to meet up with a psychic and she freaked out (like every 5 min.) then she forced the whole family to go to church because of 'bad energy' and then took them all off one by one and talked to them about "trusting Jesus", everytime they would try to talk to her, she would either freak out, or leave the room.

Potenionally off-topic, but does anyone know how to get that God Warrior Booty Jam? I'd like to have it on my compy. lol Maybe share it with my coworkers. :P

http://ungodly.ytmnd.com/

Potenionally off-topic, but does anyone know how to get that God Warrior Booty Jam? I'd like to have it on my compy. lol Maybe share it with my coworkers. :P
http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...KI1XZF8JC26E5TZ

Is this what you wanted?

Got an invalid link error... >_> What I'm wanting is that song that plays when you view the auction. :D

Seriously I think this woman has a future as a speaker at interventions. God knows one talking to from her and I'd get the hell off anything that would make me hear her a second time.

Seriously I think this woman has a future as a speaker at interventions. God knows one talking to from her and I'd get the hell off anything that would make me hear her a second time.

Something valid there. Like on that one MTV or VH1 show, "Intervention." I think it's called Intervention, at least... >_>

Wow . . . she is nucking futs!

This lady makes Pat Robertson look like a kind, tolerant soul.

I am sorry because of people like this that pervert Christianity until it sounds more like someone that is stuck in a nightmare.

I would love to bring up Bible verses like Jude 12, which would label her as an Apostate and a glutton.

Then again, I am too dark-sided for her to listen to a wicked, gargoyle of a pastor like me. ;)

She just loses it!

http://media.putfile.com/Lady-Goes-Crazy-on-Trading-Spouses


Loses it? Are you sure she even had it to begin with?

a little off topic, I was at the thrift store last night, and I found a talking Ann Coulter doll, I almost bought it, but then I couldn't justify spending the money on something I wanted to take home and crush into little peices. LOL



Can I help? canicanicanihuh? Pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee?:D

Can I help? canicanicanihuh? Pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee?:D
Yeah, as soon as I decide whether or not to shell out the $2.00 for it, oh and I am thinking of filming it on my webcam, and then editing it to where the pieces fly in slo-mo:p

I have to wait until Saturday night when my kids are gone though, seeing thier mom with a baseball bat, going after what they think is a 'cranky ugly barbie' might traumatize them.:D

For anyone who saw the first two episodes of Fox's Trading Spouses this season, with the insane uber-Christian nutjob, you've gotta see this item selling on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/Talking-bobblehead-nodder-trading-spouses-GOD-WARRIOR_W0QQitemZ6225867209QQcategoryZ4083QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) (WARNING: Linked page has audio). I nearly wet myself when I saw it. :D
O_O Whoever made this is my new idol...

Goddistan']Wow . . . she is nucking futs!

This lady makes Pat Robertson look like a kind, tolerant soul.

I am sorry because of people like this that pervert Christianity until it sounds more like someone that is stuck in a nightmare.

I would love to bring up Bible verses like Jude 12, which would label her as an Apostate and a glutton.

Then again, I am too dark-sided for her to listen to a wicked, gargoyle of a pastor like me. ;)

DARKSIDER!!! :eek:

I know. We're a rowdy bunch. :p

I'm gonna go gamble at a game of poker over a few beers and some cigars with my buddies, a Liberal Evangelical (Liberal is not a general adjective, but an actual label), and two Agnostics.

I am not kidding. I would love to meet this woman and see just what the hell she was smoking.

I'd love to tell her that I'm a lesbian Roman Catholic Free Mason who loves to play D&D with Wiccans on Halloween.

Well, I'm actually a Lesbian Believer of the Source who loves to play NationStates. :D That'd turn her crank, either way. :P

A la my signature:

Originally posted by Eichen
I want whackjobs again that eat, drink and sleep fucking crazy!

I think we found one for ya, Eichen.

I'd love to tell her that I'm a lesbian Roman Catholic Free Mason who loves to play D&D with Wiccans on Halloween.
:P

I thinks its unfair that lesbians gain +2 Charisma AND can cast spells as wizards of the same level.

God warrior? May she watch over us with her many chins.
And people wonder why religion is laughed at?
Yup nucking futs complete loony tune.
If shes a warrior of god she would solve world hunger by bbqing herself.

If shes a warrior of god she would solve world hunger by bbqing herself.

She's not as huge as she was when the show was taped. She used part of the money the family received for doing the show to have gastric bypass surgery.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/jhbmw007/dollwarrior.jpg

She's still butt, though.

*gouges out eyes*

*gouges out eyes*

There, there, TSI...could've been worse. She could've posed for that pic in a string bikini. :p

There, there, TSI...could've been worse. She could've posed for that pic in a string bikini. :p

Gah!!!!!

http://fumbling.com/blog/suicide-booth.jpg

Ahhh, leave the poor woman alone. She's obviously got her own set of problems to deal with.

What fascinates me is that she seemed to be taking her frustrations out on her own family. I've found this to often be the case with fundies. They will crack down on their own family out of sheer frustration with being unable to crack down on "psychics" and other "dark-sided" people. Sigh.

Gah!!!!!

http://fumbling.com/blog/suicide-booth.jpg

Suicide is against God's law, TSI. You must be a darksider!!! :eek:

Ahhh, leave the poor woman alone. She's obviously got her own set of problems to deal with.

Hey, she's the one who chose to display her lunacy on national TV. ;)

Suicide is against God's law, TSI. You must be a darksider!!! :eek:

While I am religious, I'll make an exception for this time.

Goddistan']A la my signature:



I think we found one for ya, Eichen.
:D You know I've been lovin' this! :D
I've sent the clip and mp3 remix (http://www.lsadproco.com/Slagkick.mp3) to everyone on my contacts link.

I think your siggy may be a little tainted, or at least on the darkside. :eek:

Oh, this lady would put me WAYYYYYYY on the dark side.

Funny. I am a pastor with his ThD. I wonder what her core set of doctrines and dogmas are that divide the "God warriors" and the "dark-siders." If you read my very general post in the topic on Liberal Theology, she is one of those people who makes the restrictions so narrow that in the end, she may end up being the only one not on the dark side.

Tainted? I know. I quoted you saying "fuck." I must be straight from the bossom of Satan.

Instead, I spent twenty-three years in the state penn and I simply have come to the conclusion that profanity, in its changing and lack of definition, is merely a way to make one's speech of most potent strength.

But seriously, I'd say she eats, drinks, and sleeps fucking crazy, wouldn't you?