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Jones soda company, maker of fine gourmet sodas, has created a kit containing thanksgiving dinner in soda form. There are turkey, brussel sprouts, stuffing, cranberry, and pumpkin pie flavored sodas in the kit.

Personally I'd rather have a bottle of wild turkey, some vodka and cranberry juice, and for desert, pumpkin flavored beer.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-turkpop16.html

http://www.pumpkinnook.com/cookbook/recipe15.htm

I'd prefer a actual Christmas dinner. Who the hell would buy this?

I'd prefer a actual Christmas dinner. Who the hell would buy this?
I'd buy it, but not to drink. More of a holiday decoration. Jone's sodas are usually quite colorfull, and thanksgiving dinner in a bottle is a nice conversation piece.