Harlesburg Employee of the Week
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 10:33
Wow Last Thursday we started a new thing at work.
It was The Employee of The Week award man was i ever so proud when i heard it was me.
but not only was i proud i was also confused and slightly disturbed by this.
Anyways i got a voucher, a 50 Dollar Voucher for Booze!
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes Booze the one true liquid the provider of all that is good
"The solution and cause of all the worlds problems".
Mostly that brownish liquid.
hmmmm
So has anyone here ever gotten Employee of the week?
Or a Voucher for Grog?
Mariehamn
16-11-2005, 10:37
No, I'm the unsung employee. And no, I've never recieved booze vouchers.
:D Congrats, though! :D
Can you win it more than once?
The Similized world
16-11-2005, 10:37
Never worked a place where they did such a thing, I doubt it's even legal here.
But does nicking all the booze count?
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 10:51
No, I'm the unsung employee. And no, I've never recieved booze vouchers.
:D Congrats, though! :D
Can you win it more than once?
I think the right question would be will i win it more than once?
Of course the answer is Yes!
It is probably no but we shall keep that between ourselves.;)
I guess i could give it ago.
I can imagine it now Whiskey!
Grainne Ni Malley
16-11-2005, 10:55
No, but I got promoted to supervisor and my boss offered me some meth. I quit my job.
Pepe Dominguez
16-11-2005, 10:57
We have employee of the month where I am, but backroom people like me don't get it.. I think customers nominate you and, well, I don't see customers. It's worth it. ;)
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 10:58
No, but I got promoted to supervisor and my boss offered me some meth. I quit my job.
Methylated Spirits?
You now he (maybe she...) just wanted you to supervise the new recruits at Mc'D's-thats where you work right?:p
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 10:59
I forgot the 'I get no appreciation from my Boss' option.]
BLAST!
Grainne Ni Malley
16-11-2005, 11:03
Methylated Spirits?
You now he (maybe she...) just wanted you to supervise the new recruits at Mc'D's-thats where you work right?:p
Haha, you're funny. It was a shitty phone room job that conducted customer satisfaction surveys for casino patrons. Still, I did get $10/hr for sitting on my arse. Oh well. And no, she was a toothless tweaker. I don't think bosses test their employees by doing a line in front of them.
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 11:08
Haha, you're funny. It was a shitty phone room job that conducted customer satisfaction surveys for casino patrons. Still, I did get $10/hr for sitting on my arse. Oh well. And no, she was a toothless tweaker. I don't think bosses test their employees by doing a line in front of them.
Thats an intersting point who tests the Bosses?:p
We don't have that at my work.
Boonytopia
16-11-2005, 11:39
Nope, but I once got a $50 cash bonus that I immediately spent on a slab of beer & a bottle of bourbon.
The Charr
16-11-2005, 11:42
Where I work, employees are ignored in exchange for not quitting out of disgust. Morale is high here!
Nope, but I once got a $50 cash bonus that I immediately spent on a slab of beer & a bottle of bourbon.
Hahahaha. You remind me of me. :D
Did you get a laminated badge? I can only dream of reaching those losty heights....
Barvinia
16-11-2005, 12:01
Wow Last Thursday we started a new thing at work.
It was The Employee of The Week award man was i ever so proud when i heard it was me.
but not only was i proud i was also confused and slightly disturbed by this.
Anyways i got a voucher, a 50 Dollar Voucher for Booze!
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes Booze the one true liquid the provider of all that is good
"The solution and cause of all the worlds problems".
Mostly that brownish liquid.
hmmmm
So has anyone here ever gotten Employee of the week?
Or a Voucher for Grog?
So how many burgers did you sell that week? :p
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 12:06
Nope, but I once got a $50 cash bonus that I immediately spent on a slab of beer & a bottle of bourbon.
Rat arse beer like Castle or Reichsbeer?
Demented Hamsters
16-11-2005, 12:08
Employee of the week award: Proving that you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
Osutoria-Hangarii
16-11-2005, 12:11
Employee of the week award: Proving that you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
like a house slave
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 12:24
Employee of the week award: Proving that you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
HA HA well you know your Mom wasnt complaining.;)
Boonytopia
16-11-2005, 12:25
Rat arse beer like Castle or Reichsbeer? Probably VB. Maybe Melbournes or Carlton, I can't remember now.
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 12:28
Probably VB. Maybe Melbournes or Carlton, I can't remember now.
I like VB
Never heard of Melbournes though.
Carlton tastes best when you've earned it!:p
Boonytopia
16-11-2005, 12:42
I like VB
Never heard of Melbournes though.
Carlton tastes best when you've earned it!:p
Melbourne Bitter, made by CUB (same as VB & Carlton Draught). A reasonable beer, not outstanding, red label, probably more bitter than VB.
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 12:54
Melbourne Bitter, made by CUB (same as VB & Carlton Draught). A reasonable beer, not outstanding, red label, probably more bitter than VB.
OK i'll have a look around for it.
So how many burgers did you sell that week?:p
2 Both to you and both times i spat in them.:D
Alinania
16-11-2005, 13:22
Never gotten any vouchers, but they 'gave' me an appartment. ...does that count? :D
DrunkenDove
16-11-2005, 13:25
I was told to go to the pub on the company tab because there was a database error and to many people came in. Good times.
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 13:26
Never gotten any vouchers, but they 'gave' me an appartment. ...does that count? :D
So so so many things i could say.......
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-11-2005, 00:17
Wow Last Thursday we started a new thing at work.
It was The Employee of The Week award man was i ever so proud when i heard it was me.
but not only was i proud i was also confused and slightly disturbed by this.
How the Hell did you get Employee of the Week? Were all your co-workers late that week because they were to busy raping customers?
Harlesburg
18-11-2005, 10:22
Did you get a laminated badge? I can only dream of reaching those losty heights....
No no badge.
Harlesburg
18-11-2005, 10:24
How the Hell did you get Employee of the Week? Were all your co-workers late that week because they were to busy raping customers?
It was consensual.http://community.shwing.com/forum/images/smilies/woohoo.gif
Melbourne Bitter, made by CUB (same as VB & Carlton Draught). A reasonable beer, not outstanding, red label, probably more bitter than VB.
It's the best stuff to take to parties, because nobody else drinks it. :D
Harlesburg
18-11-2005, 11:09
It's the best stuff to take to parties, because nobody else drinks it. :D
Iff you can stomach it oh wait youd eat tacks........
Iff you can stomach it oh wait youd eat tacks........
No, but if they came in liquid form i'd probably drink them.
Well, at any rate, your $50 voucher for drink should ensure you aren't employee of next week.
Harlesburg
18-11-2005, 11:16
Well, at any rate, your $50 voucher for drink should ensure you aren't employee of next week.
Yeah when i cash it in......