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And would like to share it?

I've developped a bit of a crush on Jason Spezza (he plays for the Ottawa Senators)

(insert blushing emoticon here)

Why the hell would you like someone who've you never met, and likely never will meet?

Why the hell would you like someone who've you never met, and likely never will meet?
Yeah! Shame, shame on you, Dakini, for dreaming!

Renee Zellwiger (before she became a skinny little bitch). Now she's topped by my lifelong love, Michelle Trachtenberg. I loved her as a kid watching Harriette the Spy, wanted to marry her as a teenager watching Buffy and want to fuck her brains out as an adult watching Euortrip...

Marge simpson.















What?

Keira Knightley

EDIT: link works now...

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3214/wall025ao.jpg

i had something of an infatuation with buffy *shrugs*

Why the hell would you like someone who've you never met, and likely never will meet?
Because he's cute and a great hockey player.

*blushes*

Marge simpson....What?
You're a god damned freak, that's what!

Marge simpson....What?
You're a god damned freak, that's what!

Kwon BoA...
I'm an otaku, okay?!:fluffle:

And would like to share it?

I've developped a bit of a crush on Jason Spezza (he plays for the Ottawa Senators)

(insert blushing emoticon here)

I have a crush on Emma Lee Bunton (known to some as Baby Spice from the Spice Girls): She is heavenly... :)

Cannot believe I'm saying these words

Kind of agree with Serapindal on this one.

Cannot believe I'm saying these words
Kind of agree with Serapindal on this one.

Yeah, I'm getting a WTF moment here?

I daresay that I've had a crush on Fat Albert ever since the show came out in the 1970's.

Yeah, I'm getting a WTF moment here?

I daresay that I've had a crush on Fat Albert ever since the show came out in the 1970's.

*cringe*

*gag*

*puke*

I don't have a crush on him, but I think Olof Mellberg is hot (http://www2.svenskafans.com/aston/bilder/mellberg.jpg). He's a famous footballer here.

Keira Knightley

EDIT: link works now...

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3214/wall025ao.jpg



Me and you have a common interest....oh what i'd do for a night with her.

Keira Knightley

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3214/wall025ao.jpg
She is indeed nice... :rolleyes:

Keira Knightley

EDIT: link works now...

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3214/wall025ao.jpg

Eew.

But maybe bags of bones are your thang.


Anyone else think it is weird that she was incapable of doing a convincing English accent in Pirates of the Carribiean?

Anyone else think it is weird that she was incapable of doing a convincing English accent in Pirates of the Carribiean?


I wasn't paying attention to her "incapable English accent"....

I wasn't paying attention to her "incapable English accent"....
Well you certainly couldn't have been paying attention to her:

Superb acting skills... she has none
Enormous cleavage... she has none
Feminine physique... she has none

bla bla bla...in Pirates of the Carribiean?
She played in that movie too?

cleavage
What does that mean? Google says it means 'fendage' in french, but I never heard that word..

No, I'm not French, I'm Canadian.

Well you certainly couldn't have been paying attention to her:

Superb acting skills... she has none
Enormous cleavage... she has none
Feminine physique... she has none
You forgot she is kinda cute. Not beautiful or above average pretty but cute nonetheless.

I didn't think she was that bada actor in the movie: she moved the plot along right?

What does that mean? Google says it means 'fendage' in french, but I never heard that word..

No, I'm not French, I'm Canadian.
Cleavage refers to the space between breasts.

Cleavage refers to the space between breasts.
Ah. I thank you.

You forgot she is kinda cute. Not beautiful or above average pretty but cute nonetheless.

I didn't think she was that bada actor in the movie: she moved the plot along right?
Yeah, in a boyish kinda way. If you're into prepubescent boys then she's a great catch...

Why the hell would you like someone who've you never met, and likely never will meet?
There's no logic to it. That's what makes it a crush, isn't it? My infatuation is with Audrey Hepburn. Of all the celebrities I'd like to meet in real life, though, Peggy Noonan tops the list.

Cleavage refers to the space between breasts.
Though in a broader use may refer to the area exposed of a woman's breasts.

Though in a broader use may refer to the area exposed of a woman's breasts.
I see...

You shall be récompensé for your generosity.

Yeah, in a boyish kinda way. If you're into prepubescent boys then she's a great catch...

I would'nt call her boyish, but than Secluded Islands & Zarathoft like her not me.

I like Emma :D

Yeah, in a boyish kinda way. If you're into prepubescent boys then she's a great catch...
And what's wrong with that?!
I mean . . . Not that . . . I, er, wouldn't . . . don't, aren't . . . um, yeah. I'm just going to walk away now.

I would'nt call her boyish, but than Secluded Islands & Zarathoft like her not me.

I like Emma :D
It doesn't matter what you think. I called her a boy, she looks like a boy. That's the end of the matter.

I would'nt call her boyish, but than Secluded Islands & Zarathoft like her not me.
I like her too... But of course no one listens to me :D ...

Enormous cleavage... she has none

Apparently for the film one had to painted on because not even a corset could give the impression of there being anything there.

tbh, I'm not entirely convinced, but I really don't want to rewatch it just to see if I can tell.


Cleavage refers to the space between breasts.

In which case you could say see has a huge cleavage, no? :p

*big silence since about 10 minutes*

Apparently for the film one had to painted on because not even a corset could give the impression of there being anything there.

tbh, I'm not entirely convinced, but I really don't want to rewatch it just to see if I can tell.



In which case you could say see has a huge cleavage, no? :p

He defined it wrong:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(breasts)

Cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's breasts, and/or the the cleft between them (intermammary sulcus), particularly when exposed by low-cut clothing.

*big silence since about 10 minutes*

Umm, we were all googling cleavage.

He defined it wrong:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(breasts)

Cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's breasts, and/or the the cleft between them (intermammary sulcus), particularly when exposed by low-cut clothing.
I often have trouble with wording definitions. I was half right, anyways.

I often have trouble with wording definitions. I was half right, anyways.
Half right is 0.5 too much right.

My sentence doesn't make sense, but it is not important.

He defined it wrong:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(breasts)

Cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's breasts, and/or the the cleft between them (intermammary sulcus), particularly when exposed by low-cut clothing.

Ooh, there's a scientific name for it too. (Sort of)

Don't look at me, I was posting a new thread...

Alexis Bledel, from Gilmore Girls. I don't even know what I would do if I met her.

http://starophileimages2.free.fr/wallpapers/alexis_bledel_002.jpg

*dotes*

I liked Rory more during the beggining of the series. She got weird later: Adultery, lies, and college drop out.

I liked Rory more during the beggining of the series. She got weird later: Adultery, lies, and college drop out.
True, have to admit innocence is a huge turn on...

I liked Rory more during the beggining of the series. She got weird later: Adultery, lies, and college drop out.

She's still absolutely adorable.

Liz Phair

http://www.lizphair.com/photos.asp

Why the hell would you like someone who've you never met, and likely never will meet?


Staggering physical beauty. Obviously.

Why the hell would you like someone who've you never met, and likely never will meet?

I have met Liz Phair. She is even more amazing in person.

I don't except my crush to be returned. That would likely make me a stalker.

But no harm in fantasizing.

Eew.

But maybe bags of bones are your thang.

dont be afraid to admit that you cant handle this girls hottness :D


Anyone else think it is weird that she was incapable of doing a convincing English accent in Pirates of the Carribiean?

VOID - her hottness cancels out any minor details...

I’ll define a celebrity crush as a famous person someone that one would like to fuck even though they have no chance, ever.

In that case, Harumi Nemoto, a Japanese bikini model. I like big tits and Asian chicks, so there.

dont be afraid to admit that you cant handle this girls hottness :D

Sorry, 12 year old boys aren't my thing :p


VOID - her hottness cancels out any minor details...

Well it wasn't a minor detail. Just a musing on how an English actress cannot do an English accent.

Lets see, I would have to go with...
5. Alicia Silverstone, except she is vegan so I would end up strangling her.

4. Jessica Alba, but she is WAY too born-again christian for me.

3. Natalie Portman, but only if she swore to NEVER cut her hair short again, and if she gave me her Jew gold.

2. Lindsay Lohan, if she had kept her hair red, and if she would occasionally eat something.

1. Alexis Bledel, but not in that innocent Gilmore Girl way. I liked her as the turncoat backstabbing hooker in Sin City.

Liz Phair

a friend of mine once yelled out that he loved her at a concert as she was about to start the next song. it cracked her up mid-strum and she had to start over again.

Sorry, 12 year old boys aren't my thing :p




Well it wasn't a minor detail. Just a musing on how an English actress cannot do an English accent.

well if your not part of the competition, that increases my chances...

Well it wasn't a minor detail. Just a musing on how an English actress cannot do an English accent.

because shes has to talk in an atlantic accent: half englesh half american for the americans watching.

a friend of mine once yelled out that he loved her at a concert as she was about to start the next song. it cracked her up mid-strum and she had to start over again.
I hope you remind him of this every chance you get.:p

Renee Zellwiger (before she became a skinny little bitch). Now she's topped by my lifelong love, Michelle Trachtenberg. I loved her as a kid watching Harriette the Spy, wanted to marry her as a teenager watching Buffy and want to fuck her brains out as an adult watching Euortrip...

Good call on Trachtenberg. Mmm...

1. Alexis Bledel, but not in that innocent Gilmore Girl way. I liked her as the turncoat backstabbing hooker in Sin City.

Definatly!!!

I'll admit to having had a crush on the former frontman for Midnight Oil, Peter Garrett.

I'll admit to having had a crush on the former frontman for Midnight Oil, Peter Garrett.

I've met him, he's nice. And he does good things too. very worthy crush!

i had something of an infatuation with buffy *shrugs*

Hahahaha.

I have a hard-on for Eliza Dushku, who plays Faith in that show.

I'm in love with Liv Tyler... or more accurately that character that she played in 'One Night At McCool's'

Drool... :p

I'm in love with Liv Tyler... or more accurately that character that she played in 'One Night At McCool's'

Drool... :p

Oh hell yes! :D

Oh hell yes! :D

Got a picture on my desktop... with the long red hair... ;)

VOID - her hottness cancels out any minor details...
heh thats what i say when someone points out that sarah michelle gellar can't act :p


two (lesser) celebrity crushes:
1. gail porter (http://www.oldsocks.co.uk/pictures/Gail%20Porter/Gail%20Porter_2.jpg)
2. kate beckinsale (http://img.tfd.com/wiki/f/fb/Kate_Beckinsale.jpg)(especially in Underworld... yummy gothness :P )

Hahahaha.

I have a hard-on for Eliza Dushku, who plays Faith in that show.
Seriously who dosent?
http://www.d-410.com/410paper/wallpaper/eliza_dushku002.jpg

I was surprised it took this long for Eliza Dushku to get mentioned. She's mine, too. *drool*

Seriously who dosent?

Am I the only one here who thinks that's a bit too much rib?

Am I the only one here who thinks that's a bit too much rib?

Indeed. The quality is prety bad too. I want my perving material to be of high production value, damn it!

Am I the only one here who thinks that's a bit too much rib?
no there is a little too much rib.
She dosent have many revealing images on the web apparently.
Perhaps she is Hungarian Catholic?

no there is a little too much rib.
She dosent have many revealing images on the web apparently.
Perhaps she is Hungarian Catholic?

Whatever it is, there's too much bone. Skeletal appearances aren't exactly "nice", if you know what I mean.

Whatever it is, there's too much bone. Skeletal appearances aren't exactly "nice", if you know what I mean.
Not a fan of Concentration Camps then.
I'll keep those pics for Kanabia then.:(

You only have one famous person that you have a crush on?

Anyway, back on topic.

I've never had a crush on a cleb, but if I did it'd be Penelope Cruz. She's astoundingly beautiful. Or Gabriela of Rodrigo and Gabriela fame. She's astoundingly talanted.

You only have one famous person that you have a crush on?
No its 2:30 in the morning let me go to bed.:(

You only have one famous person that you have a crush on?
No its 2:30 in the morning let me go to bed.:(

No its 2:30 in the morning let me go to bed.:(

You could just, you know, stop posting and turn the computer off.

Yeah, in a boyish kinda way. If you're into prepubescent boys then she's a great catch...

I'm with Rotovia on this one... Keira Knightley has a great body... for a boy.

I don't much go for celebrities... but I'd be willing to make an exception for Jennifer Connelly - as she looked in "Dark City" or "Mulholland Falls" (before she got as skinny as she is in "A Beautiful Mind").

Dark City: http://us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0118929/1-8.jpg

Mullholland Falls: http://us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0117107/falls6.jpg

heh thats what i say when someone points out that sarah michelle gellar can't act :p


two (lesser) celebrity crushes:
1. gail porter (http://www.oldsocks.co.uk/pictures/Gail%20Porter/Gail%20Porter_2.jpg)
2. kate beckinsale (http://img.tfd.com/wiki/f/fb/Kate_Beckinsale.jpg)(especially in Underworld... yummy gothness :P )

kate beckinsale is a close second on my list. gatta love a hot vampire :) by the way, Underworld 2 comes out in January or sometime around there...

Not a fan of Concentration Camps then.
I'll keep those pics for Kanabia then.:(

Yeah, i'm not a fan of her looking like that, but she looks a lot healthier now...she put on a bit of weight.

Still looks skinny in this pic...but c'mon... ;)

http://www.faithful-eliza.de/grafiken/main_eliza_dushku_front.gif

by the way, Underworld 2 comes out in January or sometime around there...
w00t!! it'll probably be crap (sequels, you know) but still woot!

i'm guessing its starring our kate? ;)

I don't have a crush on her, but I would love to bang the overstock.com chick. Her commercials are the only ones that don't make me change the channel.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3850/photo1sj.jpg

Clicky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabine_Ehrenfeld)

Click here for Eliza Dushku hotness. (http://www.buffy.nu/IMG/jpg/eliza-dushku-the-face-photoshoot-14-1500.jpg) :cool:

You could just, you know, stop posting and turn the computer off.
OMG it worked.:eek:

does it count if i just want to painfully sodomize female tv characters for being annoying and predictable, e.g. Dee from "What's Happening!!" ?

I don't have a crush on her, but I would love to bang the overstock.com chick.

Well that's just wonderful.

OMG it worked.:eek:
The wonders that can be accomlished by letting the Interweb tell you what to do.
In case you need further life guidance, These wonderful people (http://www.freerecipe.org/Old_Fashioned_Advice/HowToBoilW_bahec.htm) will let you in on the secret of how to boil water.
Seems you put the water in the pot before heating, amazing.

Well that's just wonderful.
heartwarming

also i would fuck her at the same time

2. kate beckinsale (http://img.tfd.com/wiki/f/fb/Kate_Beckinsale.jpg)(especially in Underworld... yummy gothness :P )

I liked her best with the short black hair and paleness ..:p

Maybe it was just the aphrodisiacal zombies chasing her, but Kate Ashfield, from Shaun of the Dead, comes to my mind.

Maybe it was just the aphrodisiacal zombies chasing her, but Kate Ashfield, from Shaun of the Dead, comes to my mind.
from the movie or the novel?

1. Alexis Bledel, but not in that innocent Gilmore Girl way. I liked her as the turncoat backstabbing hooker in Sin City.

The innocent Gilmore Girl thing is what makes the turncoat backstabbing hooker thing so much better.

Funny....I've never had a crush on a famous person. I've never even had a crush. Am I just weird?

Well it wasn't a minor detail. Just a musing on how an English actress cannot do an English accent.
Another minor detail, the "english" accents of that time period were actually much much closer in intonation to modern day southern accents than what currently passes for an "english" accent.



As for celebrity crushes, Jewel Staite and Summer Glau.

http://www.davonline.com/serenity/seren_dedicaces.html

Jewel simply because someone who can act like compressed sunshine has got to be cool and Summer because she's extremely graceful. And of course because they're both quite pretty, albeit at different parts of the spectrum.
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What? Don't look at me like that, a firefly addiction is nothing to be ashamed of.

Funny....I've never had a crush on a famous person. I've never even had a crush. Am I just weird?
No, just sensible.

No, just sensible.
there was thick chick in 5th grade i wanted to fuck in the ass

then another from 10th through 12th

i never got up the courage to ask either of them if i could fuck them in the ass

and that has made all the difference

there was thick chick in 5th grade i wanted to fuck in the ass

then another from 10th through 12th

i never got up the courage to ask either of them if i could fuck them in the ass

and that has made all the difference
I shall well remember that tale.

These crushes are idiotic. None of you will ever meet your famous person much less be with him/her. You have to face reality and accept whatever person that is currently with you. Thats the best you will ever get.

That being said: Demi Moore :D

I shall well remember that tale.
Would you like the publication rights? $10 is all it takes and you can edit it however you like

The wonders that can be accomlished by letting the Interweb tell you what to do.
In case you need further life guidance, These wonderful people (http://www.freerecipe.org/Old_Fashioned_Advice/HowToBoilW_bahec.htm) will let you in on the secret of how to boil water.
Seems you put the water in the pot before heating, amazing.
I always preferred to use Potasium to do that.

How i should run my day through google has been done before.;)

from the movie or the novel?
From the novel. She plays a mighty fine Liz within those pages.

I fell in love with Natalie Portman while watching Garden State.

What is this "crush" that you speak of?


Oh....and.... there are other famous people?

Alyson Hannigan (http://hqp.free.fr/sarah1/AH3/0DD228_AlysonHannigan04.jpg)
Not really a crush, but she makes me hot. :fluffle:

Alyson Hannigan (http://hqp.free.fr/sarah1/AH3/0DD228_AlysonHannigan04.jpg)
Not really a crush, but she makes me hot. :fluffle:

Ditto. *drool*

...intermammary ...


[gets up off the floor, wipes eyes...]

ahem,

OKOKOK...

Geena Davis, Sophia Choi.

Gary Barlow and Jake Gyllanhaal

I'll admit to having had a crush on the former frontman for Midnight Oil, Peter Garrett.

Eww.

Eww.

I vote Peter Garrett for PM! Or at least for opposition leader, he'd be more fun that way.

Another minor detail, the "english" accents of that time period were actually much much closer in intonation to modern day southern accents than what currently passes for an "english" accent.


I hardly think Disney was going for that level of historical accuracy though.

Well that's just wonderful.
You just don't appreciate romance.

These crushes are idiotic. None of you will ever meet your famous person much less be with him/her. You have to face reality and accept whatever person that is currently with you. Thats the best you will ever get.

That being said: Demi Moore :D
I wouldn't want to meet most of them. Proberly half would be boring :gundge: and the other half would make me into a crazed serial killer!!:mp5: :headbang:

It would proberly only be a few that I would actually find interesting!:D ;)

That said, the one, the only, Sarah Michelle Gellar!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/SSAkiwi/sarah-michelle-gellar-bikini-hawai-.jpg

Since the theme has moved to Buffy hotties, I feel I must mention Anya, AKA Emma Caulfield.

http://www.thebutterscotchthreshold.com/caulfield29.jpg

And what about Charisma Carpenter:)

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/SSAkiwi/charisma-carpenter-veronica-mars-20.jpg

And Emma Caufield;)

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/SSAkiwi/emma_5002.jpg

AHHHHHHHHHHHH Love em all!!:fluffle: :D

And what about Charisma Carpenter:)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH Love em all!!:fluffle: :D

Man that was a great show. Hot girls, comedy, cheezy martial arts, and monsters.

Not really original : Scarlett Johansson.

I used to have the most obsessive crush on Queen guitarist, Brian May (http://www.rockul.info/photo/Queen/brian_may_.JPG). Even though I still think he's brilliant, I'm slightly embarrased now ;)

Do you think Freddie Mercury was homosexual?

I think I can answer for several older ladies to say that Tom Selleck melts my butter alllllllll over the plate. That said, I love my husband very much, but....

This is actually kind of an embarrassing question for me. ;)

Do you think Freddie Mercury was homosexual?

Nah dude, that's all lies. Completely straight. And he caught AIDS from a toilet seat.

Nah dude, that's all lies. Completely straight. And he caught AIDS from a toilet seat.
AIDS? I thought he died from botulism. I'd heard he got some bad meat in the can.

Seriously though, straight people can get AIDS too. Use condoms despite the fact that they suck.

Seriously though, straight people can get AIDS too.

Well, yeah.. from toilet seats. :rolleyes:

Well, yeah.. from toilet seats. :rolleyes:
Dude, you're no rocket scientist.

Man that was a great show. Hot girls, comedy, cheezy martial arts, and monsters.

Oh yeah, really miss it!!:(

Man that was a great show. Hot girls, comedy, cheezy martial arts, and monsters.

Hell yes. Now, the only way they would able to improve on it is to make a killer zombie movie with hot girls galore (and boobies scenes), Nazi's being blown up, giant-robots-of-doom, some cute teddy bear people being torn to shreds, and a kickass soundtrack to boot. Then I could die happy.

Nah dude, that's all lies. Completely straight. And he caught AIDS from a toilet seat.
Full Blown AIDS?

I'll add another vote for Keira Knightley

Actually, recently I have had a problem with my crush with her and some other famous people. It was easy in high school to have these crushes because I could assume the people were a fair amount older than me, and therefore I could never have a relationship with them even if I knew them. Somehow that makes having a crush easier for me (maybe I have a messed up brain).
Now that I am slightly older, this assumption no longer holds. It turns out Keira Knightley was born in March 1985, makin her one month older than I am. That means that in some perfect world if I knew her I could possibly have a relationship with her, which then depresses me with the real world knowledge that I am probably more likely to die from a cocunut falling on my head.

That said, the one, the only, Sarah Michelle Gellar!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/SSAkiwi/sarah-michelle-gellar-bikini-hawai-.jpg
corrrrrrrrrrrrr she's nice...

angelina jolie, anyone?

What? Don't look at me like that, a firefly addiction is nothing to be ashamed of.
Go firefly:)

corrrrrrrrrrrrr she's nice...

angelina jolie, anyone?

I'm right there beside you.

http://www.tombraider4u.com/ajpics/aj21.htm

bumpy