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Not Santa's list, silly. Bill O'Reilly's enemies list (http://thinkprogress.org/2005/11/14/oreilly-mccarthyism/).

See, Bill O'Reilly got upset because some people called bullshit on his most recent asinine proclamation. He said (as I'm sure some here will agree, because we have those kinds of folks around) "And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead." Lots of people outside San Francisco took exception to that statement--for me, it was just the next thing.

I mean, O'Reilly saying something stupid is like the sun going down at night, you know--it happens everyday, and while some nights are more spectacular than others, it still happens everyday. You get used to it.

But because some people called bullshit, O'Reilly responded first with "it's satire" and then, most recently with this "threat":I’m glad the smear sites made a big deal out of it. Now we can all know who was with the anti-military internet crowd. We’ll post the names of all who support the smear merchants on billoreilly.com. So check with us.

Hunter, an occasional front-pager over at the Daily Kos (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/11/15/125446/26) has asked publicly to be placed on O'Reilly's enemies list.
Anyway, so now he says he'll post the names of all those who oppose him in an Enemies List on his website. You'd better hurry, because spaces will probably fill up fast.

Dear Bill O'Reilly. Please put me on your Enemies List. It's "Hunter", H-U-N-T-E-R.

As for the reason, please put down "thinks it would be hysterical if al-Zarqawi beat you to death with a shovel."

What? It's only satire, Bill, lighten up. What, you're not afraid of a little discourse, are you?

If you, dear reader, want to be on O'Reilly's "Enemies List", you can send mail to Bill at oreilly@foxnews.com.
So anyone else want to be on the enemies list? Take the poll.

I hate that guy. I watched a fox news broadcast on Sky once and within 5 minutes I shouting at the tv.

Stupid smug self rightous Arsehole.:mad:

I seriously wonder if any of us will get on his list...That would make my day!

The day that O'Riely considers me an enemy...I'll know that I have done my duty to my country, God, Amnesty International and the ACLU.

Huzzah!

I'm tempted to send him an email, actually, just to see if I could make the list.

I'm tempted to send him an email, actually, just to see if I could make the list.

Dude! That is an awsome idea! Do you have his email address?

anyone have a link to the list because I can't find it

anyone have a link to the list because I can't find it
He apparently hasn't posted it yet--I'd imagine because it's so fucking long that he needs to put a couple of extra interns on compiling it.

Dude! That is an awsome idea! Do you have his email address?oreilly@foxnews.com
It's in the last line of my last quote in the original post.

O'Reilly was upset about military recruiters being hamstrung in San Francisco.. do you really think he wouldn't want the military to respond if San Francisco had been bombed or was under attack in some way? I think that's pretty doubtful.. he makes a career out of making provocative statements, so.. I'm not really understanding the problem here.

O'Reilly was upset about military recruiters being hamstrung in San Francisco.. do you really think he wouldn't want the military to respond if San Francisco had been bombed or was under attack in some way? I think that's pretty doubtful.. he makes a career out of making provocative statements, so.. I'm not really understanding the problem here.Well, you have to understand that a lot of my post is tongue in cheek. I noted that O'Reilly does this kind of stuff every day--I'm just trying to have some fun with this one. Actually getting outraged with O'Reilly is a full-time job, and I just don't have the energy for it most days. Besides, he gets off on it, and if I want to give a psycho cheap thrills, I'll call his office and leave a voice mail talking about falafel in the shower.

If I looked like Bill O'Reilly I'd have a lot of enemies too.

I am now... :D

Satirical riff?

'Cause he's a flip-flopper, yes he is!

Just the thing I like to hear after a long break from NS: Bill O'Reilly being a douchebag again and me wanting to kill him...again.

I cited the fact that I think he is number one on the short list for Devil incarnate or anti-Christ for reasoning to be on the list.

I'd be willing to pay good money to be on that dipshit's list.

Actually, I think I'd like to be nice to him. Smile a lot. Bring him coffee.

Then, as things start to go wrong in his office, he starts to wonder if maybe he has a secret enemy. Someone slips NAIR into his hair gel. Photographs of an unknown person wiping his penis on the inside of his favorite coffee cup appear on his desk. Office furniture falls to pieces at his slightest touch. Then, as he begins to suspect me, I flush his favorite necktie down the commode and escape to freedom. :D

Then I'll be on his list. :D

Then, as things start to go wrong in his office, he starts to wonder if maybe he has a secret enemy. Someone slips NAIR into his hair gel. Photographs of an unknown person wiping his penis on the inside of his favorite coffee cup appear on his desk. Office furniture falls to pieces at his slightest touch. Then, as he begins to suspect me, I flush his favorite necktie down the commode and escape to freedom. :D
You could just glue his bottom to a toilet seat. Or maybe you've already done that one in Denver at the beginning of the month.;)

You could just glue his bottom to a toilet seat. Or maybe you've already done that one in Denver at the beginning of the month.;)
Did you hear that the guy who claimed that happened to him apparently made the same claim a year previous?

Did you hear that the guy who claimed that happened to him apparently made the same claim a year previous?
Well, obviously it is a conspiracy! There is no way that anyone would ever lie in order to exploit situations for financial profit.

I seriously wonder if any of us will get on his list...That would make my day!

The day that O'Riely considers me an enemy...I'll know that I have done my duty to my country, God, Amnesty International and the ACLU.

Huzzah!
Agreed I will in fact know I will have proof that I am making a difference

I seriously wonder if any of us will get on his list...That would make my day!

The day that O'Riely considers me an enemy...I'll know that I have done my duty to my country, God, Amnesty International and the ACLU.

Huzzah!

Amen!

Yeah, there's a whole mess of people here I'd be proud to be on that list with. :D

I'm a communist, and a lesbian.
Could you please put me on the list?
As for the reason, please put down "thinks it would be hysterical if al-Zarqawi violated you with a shovel."
I would be so proud if he put me on the list.

I would be so proud if he put me on the list.
Nice lol I am going to have to fire off an email to him as well lol

Nice lol I am going to have to fire off an email to him as well lol
Well, use your 12,000th post to let us know the contents of said email. :D

Well, use your 12,000th post to let us know the contents of said email. :D
Too late lol

Too late lol
Too bad.
(Yeah, I waited to do this until the thread slipped from the front page so I could use it as an excuse to bump the thread.):D

Sent email


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Put me on your enemies list too!

wow it must suck to know that your nothing but a hack with no life and if not for Fox news you would be nothing but some crazy freak on a soapbox.

I'm really quite impressed by the well thought and expressed comments by his detractors, following the story, on the link.
Thats the best his opposition could provide?

If so, he has nothing to worry about.

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake...

Mommy, I know all about Alberto Gonzales!:rolleyes:

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I'm really quite impressed by the well thought and expressed comments by his detractors, following the story, on the link.
Thats the best his opposition could provide?

If so, he has nothing to worry about.
So you like the taste, huh?

I'm really quite impressed by the well thought and expressed comments by his detractors, following the story, on the link.
Thats the best his opposition could provide?

If so, he has nothing to worry about.
He has gotten more attention then he deserves anyways

I hate that guy. I watched a fox news broadcast on Sky once and within 5 minutes I shouting at the tv.

Stupid smug self righteous Arsehole.:mad:
Emphasis mine. (Correct spelling mine, too) I don't see Mr. O'Reilly on a daily basis, but on the few occasions that I have, this self-righteous air has shone through all his doubletalk and bafflegab.

I too began shouting senselessly at the television I saw him on.

Well, obviously it is a conspiracy! There is no way that anyone would ever lie in order to exploit situations for financial profit.

I was nowhere near Denver at that time. That's my story and I'm...sticking...to it. :D

Oh, and maybe it isn't a scam. Maybe he just has a naturally sticky butt. :p

The name at the top of O'Reilly's enemies list should be Bill O'Reilly.

My name should be somewhere in the middle.

:p

I was nowhere near Denver at that time. That's my story and I'm...sticking...to it. :D

Oh, and maybe it isn't a scam. Maybe he just has a naturally sticky butt. :p
Ewwwwwwww.

Ewwwwwwww.
What? Maybe he has, like, a gummi butt. :)

I believe maddox may have sufficiently covered the issue at hand.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly

I like Bill O'Reilly...I think he's funny...

Sure, he's usually an asshole to his guests, but it's not like it's worth going crazy and mouth-frothy over some guy you don't have to watch anyway...

I'd kill to be on his list.
Then I'd kill him.

And steal his list.

Would you put me on your list?
Would you if you shook my fist?
Would you if my chin were cleft?
Would you 'cause I'm on the Left?

Would you, could you, if I'm gay?
Would you for the things I say?
Would you if I said Bill Frist
needs to be atop your list?

O'Reilly's list's the place to be,
I hope his list will include me!


Apologies to Dr. Seuss.

Would you put me on your list?
Would you if you shook my fist?
Would you if my chin were cleft?
Would you 'cause I'm on the Left?

Would you, could you, if I'm gay?
Would you for the things I say?
Would you if I said Bill Frist
needs to be atop your list?

O'Reilly's list's the place to be,
I hope his list will include me!


Apologies to Dr. Seuss.
*wipes tear away* that was beautiful man.

*wipes tear away* that was beautiful man.
yeah, that is awesome

Would you put me on your list?
Would you if you shook my fist?
Would you if my chin were cleft?
Would you 'cause I'm on the Left?

Would you, could you, if I'm gay?
Would you for the things I say?
Would you if I said Bill Frist
needs to be atop your list?

O'Reilly's list's the place to be,
I hope his list will include me!
This must be put to music . . . somehow.

You've all been waiting for it. I know you have. You need an excuse to freak out, I can feel it. So here it is.

FUCK SAN FRANSISCO!!!!!!!! I would laugh my fucking ass of if they did get attacked by terrorists, and then the Military told them to fuck off. I would instantaniously go to the voting area, and camp out for the next three years, waiting to find out which Presidential candidate thought it was the funniest, and then vote for them.

I would literally go to the store, buy a keg of beer, and have a "Fuck San Fran" party. Then I would cry because I'd realize that nothing could ever elicist the sheer amount of irony I felt at that moment.

Then I'd get my wife pregnant, and when the baby was born, I'd name it "San Fran deserved it"

You've all been waiting for it. I know you have. You need an excuse to freak out, I can feel it. So here it is.

FUCK SAN FRANSISCO!!!!!!!! I would laugh my fucking ass of if they did get attacked by terrorists, and then the Military told them to fuck off. I would instantaniously go to the voting area, and camp out for the next three years, waiting to find out which Presidential candidate thought it was the funniest, and then vote for them.

I would literally go to the store, buy a keg of beer, and have a "Fuck San Fran" party. Then I would cry because I'd realize that nothing could ever elicist the sheer amount of irony I felt at that moment.

Then I'd get my wife pregnant, and when the baby was born, I'd name it "San Fran deserved it"
ZING!

You've all been waiting for it. I know you have. You need an excuse to freak out, I can feel it. So here it is.

FUCK SAN FRANSISCO!!!!!!!! I would laugh my fucking ass of if they did get attacked by terrorists, and then the Military told them to fuck off. I would instantaniously go to the voting area, and camp out for the next three years, waiting to find out which Presidential candidate thought it was the funniest, and then vote for them.

I would literally go to the store, buy a keg of beer, and have a "Fuck San Fran" party. Then I would cry because I'd realize that nothing could ever elicist the sheer amount of irony I felt at that moment.

Then I'd get my wife pregnant, and when the baby was born, I'd name it "San Fran deserved it"
Now your on my hit list. Right beneath "Quart of Milk."
. . . wait . . .
This isn't my hit list, this is my grocery list! GODDAMMIT!!!
Thwarted again.

Ishould be on the list, since I live within fifty kilometers of the US border and can build a catapult.

I just watched "The Factor" , and Jeff Foxworthy was on. Good show! My point? Jeff Foxworthy likes Bill, so there! *sticks out tongue*

I'm tempted to send him an email, actually, just to see if I could make the list.

A blogger I read has done exactly that.

Let's all do it!

(spam spam lovely spam..er..I can't believe I just said that)

Yeah, lets be dickheads to the guy we all think is a dickhead. And all of this from the same people who tell me I'm "just as bad a terrorists if I torture one"!
http://static.flickr.com/26/59153397_d56f2cbc85_o.jpg

I sent him an email.

Yeah, lets be dickheads to the guy we all think is a dickhead. And all of this from the same people who tell me I'm "just as bad a terrorists if I torture one"!
http://static.flickr.com/26/59153397_d56f2cbc85_o.jpg
The difference is he deserves it

Then I'd get my wife pregnant, and when the baby was born, I'd name it "San Fran deserved it"
Heh. Like you've got a dick that can get hard enough to impregnate your wife.:D

Heh. Like you've got a dick that can get hard enough to impregnate your wife.:D
he can always use an electroejaculator

he can always use an electroejaculatorPfft. Haven't lesbians taught the world anything?! Turkey basters work just fine. ;)

Pfft. Haven't lesbians taught the world anything?! Turkey basters work just fine. ;)
yeah, but to get his seed out where it can be put in the turkey baster is the thing

yeah, but to get his seed out where it can be put in the turkey baster is the thingThat's what the sharp attachment's for. heh. erm... ouch.

That's what the sharp attachment's for. heh. erm... ouch.
nah, do it the easy way

ram an electrical probe up his ass and pump electrcity into the muscle that squirts his seed

Heh. Like you've got a dick that can get hard enough to impregnate your wife.:D
Your mom seems to think so. *shrugs*

I didn't see it, and I know quotes around here are generally out of context, so I don't really have an opinion

I'm from San Francisco. 90% of people who visit Coit Tower are foreigners or people from red states.

I'm from San Francisco. 90% of people who visit Coit Tower are foreigners or people from red states.
What's Coit Tower?

I'm from San Francisco. 90% of people who visit Coit Tower are foreigners or people from red states.
Do you stand there and ask for everyones I.D all day , or are you just talking shit because Bill O'Reilly made you all look like bitches?