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I buy the ribbed variety -- you know, the ones supposedly "for her pleasure." I put 'em on inside out, though, so I get the textured side. Why should she have all the fun? :p

I buy the ribbed variety -- you know, the ones supposedly "for her pleasure." I put 'em on inside out, though, so I get the textured side. Why should she have all the fun? :p

Because you get to penetrate her.

I buy the ribbed variety -- you know, the ones supposedly "for her pleasure." I put 'em on inside out, though, so I get the textured side. Why should she have all the fun? :p
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are brands that are ribbed inside and out. That way the both of you can have all that ribbly pleasure you crave.

I give this thread the Kanabia award of Randomness.

I buy the ribbed variety -- you know, the ones supposedly "for her pleasure." I put 'em on inside out, though, so I get the textured side. Why should she have all the fun? :p Women really are hard to understand. I've never got much pleasure from my ribs…:confused:

Women really are hard to understand. I've never got much pleasure from my ribs…:confused:
I had to take Mansons lead and get some removed before I got any pleasure out of them;)

I had to take Mansons lead and get some removed before I got any pleasure out of them;)

I SO wish I could do that.

Being single sucks. Or, rather, doesn't(suck). :p

I SO wish I could do that.

Being single sucks. Or, rather, doesn't(suck). :p
"if men had breasts and could blow themselves, they'd never leave the house"

"if men had breasts and could blow themselves, they'd never leave the house"
I'll say. I would be ashamed to be seen if I had a pair of big, womanly titties.

I'll say. I would be ashamed to be seen if I had a pair of big, womanly titties.

Oh, not another reference to manboobs...

"if men had breasts and could blow themselves, they'd never leave the house"
I know a number of male blow hards with boobies who leave the house with depressing frequency. Seems that we call them "proffessor" around here.

Oh, not another reference to manboobs...
Tough (man)titty.

Oh, not another reference to manboobs...

BOO!

http://www.bmgmultimedia.com/employes/francismartin/syrax_manboobs.jpg

BOO!

http://www.bmgmultimedia.com/employes/francismartin/syrax_manboobs.jpg

Is it wrong that I'm aroused now? :(

Is it wrong that I'm aroused now? :(

Totally. But I won't tell anyone.

Totally. But I won't tell anyone.
We'll all just keep it a secret between the three of us, and anyone who happens to see his post, or your post, or this one in which I type: CLUICHSTAN IS AROUSED BY DIAPERS AND MANTITTIES.
Provided that they miss these three posts the secret will remain safe.

We'll all just keep it a secret between the three of us, and anyone who happens to see his post, or your post, or this one in which I type: CLUICHSTAN IS AROUSED BY DIAPERS AND MANTITTIES.
Provided that they miss these three posts the secret will remain safe.

Indeed. We should be proud of our discretion. We could qualify for the French secret service with our skills at remaining quiet about CLUICHSTAN HAVING A MANBOOBZ FETISH!!!111oneelevenshift+1.

And this will be your boss in the intelligence service.

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~popcult/images/maxshoe.jpg

Indeed. We should be proud of our discretion. We could qualify for the French secret service with our skills at remaining quiet about CLUICHSTAN HAVING A MANBOOBZ FETISH!!!111oneelevenshift+1.

yukkie yuk yuk. I need to wash my hands after viewing this thread...

yukkie yuk yuk. I need to wash my hands after viewing this thread...
So you couldn't resist the urge either? You can Cluichistan are both the sickest among sick fucks on the Interweb.

And this will be your boss in the intelligence service.

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~popcult/images/maxshoe.jpg

Aww, I was hoping for Inspector Clouseau. http://images.nfl.com/photos/img6982086.jpg

yukkie yuk yuk. I need to wash my hands after viewing this thread...

Just use a tissue.

So you couldn't resist the urge either? You can Cluichistan are both the sickest among sick fucks on the Interweb.

*stamp and grumble* Oh how I left myself open to that.... *sigh*

Aww, I was hoping for Inspector Clouseau.
It seems that a leadership crisis has sprung up in the newly formed Intelligence Agency. Competing leaks have been released out two men as the supreme leaders. What will come of this debacle? Is there room for two official unofficial heads?
Only time will tell.

So you couldn't resist the urge either? You can Cluichistan are both the sickest among sick fucks on the Interweb.

Getting aroused by diapers and manboobs doesn't make me a sick fuck. Actually wearing the diaper -- and using it -- now that's a different story...

I give this thread the Kanabia award of Randomness.

Well, it's certainly not going to earn me the Nicest NS Guy Award. ;)

Is it wrong that I'm aroused now? :(

Your secret's safe with us.

Well, it's certainly not going to earn me the Nicest NS Guy Award. ;)
Nice guys wear it ribs out... o_O

Great...now I'm stuck with a rotten.com mental picture

Your secret's safe with us.

I'm expecting a plane to fly overhead and skywrite it any minute now... :(

Well, it's certainly not going to earn me the Nicest NS Guy Award. ;)
No, I awarded that to Lord-General Drache. :p

Nice guys wear it ribs out... o_O

Great...now I'm stuck with a rotten.com mental picture

I've already posted it on my web site: http://www.hotcluich.com. :p

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are brands that are ribbed inside and out. That way the both of you can have all that ribbly pleasure you crave.
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I wish I could make that my sig

real men dont use condoms. we use trash bags...

I'm expecting a plane to fly overhead and skywrite it any minute now... :(
The skywriter was booked today by LG...some "secret mission"? (yes. there is only one. shut up.)

Anyway, look out the window around noon tomorrow for a happy little message;)

I SO wish I could do that.

Being single sucks. Or, rather, doesn't(suck). :p
I'm pretty sure any pleasure I could derive from having my dick blown would be negated by the penis in my mouth...

The skywriter was booked today by LG...some "secret mission"? (yes. there is only one. shut up.)

Anyway, look out the window around noon tomorrow for a happy little message;)

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll have my Avenger units on standby. :cool:

I don't know why anyone would ever buy more than one condom.
After all, I just use the same one, over and over again.

I don't know why anyone would ever buy more than one condom.
After all, I just use the same one, over and over again.

As long as you wash it out with hot, soapy water, you're all set.

As long as you wash it out with hot, soapy water, you're all set.


Youre supposed to wash them afterward?

Hmm..

That would explain the smell.

...and the itching.

In my perhaps not as extensive as I'd like to think experience, there seems to be a law of condoms: the greater the guarantee they won't break, the more likely they are to do so. Cheap pack from a dodgy pub toilet? They'd withstand a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Extra-safe Double Protection? Snap like a little girl's arm.

And as we all know, a little girl's arm does not make for a good contraceptive.

The skywriter was booked today by LG...some "secret mission"? (yes. there is only one. shut up.)

Anyway, look out the window around noon tomorrow for a happy little message;)

The secret mission went well, too. Somewhere out there, someone is digging for treasure on the ninth hole of a golf course because the sky told him to. :D

If you run into OJ Simpson out there, tell him I said hi.

The secret mission went well, too. Somewhere out there, someone is digging for treasure on the ninth hole of a golf course because the sky told him to. :D

Oh, and as for the manboob thing, that's something better taken out as a full page ad in the Washington Post, don't you think? If you disagree, let me know by 5:00pm today. :D

BOO!

http://www.bmgmultimedia.com/employes/francismartin/syrax_manboobs.jpg
*Vomits*

Ooooh...Washington, eh? That might generate some great responses. I bet Ted Kennedy's got some sweet manboobs...

*Vomits*

That's hot, too.

http://www.francesucks.net/random/manboobs003.jpg

I really don't understand why anyone would ever use a condom. Tried it twice and masterbation (or mutual masterbation) is 10,000% better. No feeling at all with a condom.

If you're not a slut and you partner is not a slut, there are far better ways of BC. By saying you are going to use a condom, you are telling your partner she's a slut or you're a slut. If you're a slut or she's a slut, you deserve to get disease.

I really don't understand why anyone would ever use a condom. Tried it twice and masterbation (or mutual masterbation) is 10,000% better. No feeling at all with a condom.

Ah, you see, you've never tried an inside-out ribbed condom then. ;)

I really don't understand why anyone would ever use a condom. Tried it twice and masterbation (or mutual masterbation) is 10,000% better. No feeling at all with a condom.

If you're not a slut and you partner is not a slut, there are far better ways of BC. By saying you are going to use a condom, you are telling your partner she's a slut or you're a slut. If you're a slut or she's a slut, you deserve to get disease.

TO much "slut" in that post, I wanted to go throw up after reading it.

TO much "slut" in that post, I wanted to go throw up after reading it.

Oh, please do! That would be hot.

TO much "slut" in that post, I wanted to go throw up after reading it.
Well, if the word aplies why not use it. Conscience bothering you?

I buy the ribbed variety -- you know, the ones supposedly "for her pleasure." I put 'em on inside out, though, so I get the textured side. Why should she have all the fun? :p

3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN'D

I know a number of male blow hards with boobies who leave the house with depressing frequency. Seems that we call them "proffessor" around here.
And here I thought you'd been hanging around an Old Country Buffet.

That's hot, too.
*Vommits in your mouth*

*Vommits in your mouth*
*shudders*

One M! Only one M! And technically you aren't vomiting into his mouth!

*vomits in Harlesburg's buccal cavity*

¬_¬

*shudders*

One M! Only one M! And technically you aren't vomiting into his mouth!

*vomits in Harlesburg's buccal cavity*

¬_¬

Uhh... When I glanced at this post, I read...

*vomits in Harlesburg's buttal cavity*

>.>

Uhh... When I glanced at this post, I read...

*vomits in Harlesburg's buttal cavity*

>.>
*does that too*

A ha! I r >3 of you in the outwierding stakes now...

*does that too*

A ha! I r >3 of you in the outwierding stakes now...

*shakes ass furiously*

HAH!

*runs like mad*

Uhh... When I glanced at this post, I read...

*vomits in Harlesburg's buttal cavity*

>.>
you are sick.

*shakes ass furiously*

HAH!

*runs like mad*
*beats Potaria to death with an empty lucozade bottle*

*stands over fallen corpse*

Ha! Try outwierding me now, you...dead bastardo!

*break dances through the supermarket*

*beats Potaria to death with an empty lucozade bottle*

*stands over fallen corpse*

Ha! Try outwierding me now, you...dead bastardo!

*break dances through the supermarket*

*makes you get lost in the supermarket*

Now you can no longer shop happily.

*makes you get lost in the supermarket*

Now you can no longer shop happily.
http://ngallery.gotmono.net/nGallery/photos/3/6/600x450.aspx

-snip-

My favorite Evil Monkey bit was when he put an LP on the turntable and got a bag of weed. :D

*makes you get lost in the supermarket*

Now you can no longer shop happily.

+50 points for the Clash reference :cool:

+50 points for the Clash reference :cool:

It was begging for it, man.

It was begging for it, man.

Absolutely, and you beat me to it. ;)

*shakes ass furiously*

HAH!

*runs like mad*

Woohoo! Work it!

Enough of the vomiting. This thread needs more manboobs!

http://www.sbtc.net/~drwho/Avatars/manboobs.jpg

Enough of the vomiting. This thread needs more manboobs!

http://www.sbtc.net/~drwho/Avatars/manboobs.jpg
How are you going to say "enough of the vomiting" and then post that picture?