Rural men don't know how to use condoms
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 16:28
It seems kind of simple to me, but apparently rural men are putting their condoms on too late or taking them off too soon. "Honey, that was fantastic. Hold up, let me put a condom on before I light a smoke. Wouldn't want to catch the HIV"
Apparently such ignorance is caused by abstinance only sex ed.
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051112/REPOSITORY/511120520&SearchID=73226444425699
Deep Kimchi
15-11-2005, 16:30
You could argue that it's caused by illiteracy. The instructions are on the box.
Secluded Islands
15-11-2005, 16:33
You could argue that it's caused by illiteracy. The instructions are on the box.
real men dont use instructions... :)
Texan Hotrodders
15-11-2005, 16:39
real men dont use instructions... :)
Apparently real men do a lot of stupid shit, going by the many interesting things people have told me about them.
Secluded Islands
15-11-2005, 16:40
Apparently real men do a lot of stupid shit, going by the many interesting things people have told me about them.
thats whats makes us special
Non Aligned States
15-11-2005, 16:46
thats whats makes us special
Like the Darwin Award winners?
Osutoria-Hangarii
15-11-2005, 16:46
It seems kind of simple to me, but apparently rural men are putting their condoms on too late or taking them off too soon. "Honey, that was fantastic. Hold up, let me put a condom on before I light a smoke. Wouldn't want to catch the HIV"
Apparently such ignorance is caused by abstinance only sex ed.
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051112/REPOSITORY/511120520&SearchID=73226444425699
lol all country people are stupid
Texan Hotrodders
15-11-2005, 16:47
Like the Darwin Award winners?
Ahahahaha!:D
Cluichstan
15-11-2005, 16:50
Like the Darwin Award winners?
No, like the kids wearing helmets on the little bus. ;)
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 16:51
No, like the kids wearing helmets on the little bus. ;)
The hockey team?
Cluichstan
15-11-2005, 16:52
The hockey team?
He shoots! He scores!
Deep Kimchi
15-11-2005, 16:53
lol all country people are stupid
Really?
I'll have to tell my parents - they'll be so disappointed.
thats whats makes us special
Short bus special?
Deep Kimchi
15-11-2005, 17:03
Here's a Canadian who didn't use condoms...
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051114/hivpositive_trial_051114/20051115?hub=Canada
Wallonochia
15-11-2005, 17:22
lol all country people are stupid
Bigot
Teh_pantless_hero
15-11-2005, 17:23
"We think, by exaggerating the safety of sex, that many young people end up trusting their health to a piece of latex that may not protect them," said Esther Meier, director of Creating Positive Relationships, a Carmel nonprofit program that teaches abstinence to about 50,000 children statewide through schools and churches.
This is, of course, a perfectly logical argument because it may not protect them. Since latex condoms only protect you most of the time instead of all the time, you should just not trust them and ignore them completely. Thank you mister director of Creating Positive Relationships, thank you.
Secluded Islands
15-11-2005, 17:26
Short bus special?
only men, as intelligent as we, could fake...such stupidity... - bill cosby
QuentinTarantino
15-11-2005, 17:29
They don't seem to realise is that abstinence is not a complete shield either.
Cluichstan
15-11-2005, 17:32
Here's a Canadian who didn't use condoms...
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051114/hivpositive_trial_051114/20051115?hub=Canada
And an American who doesn't. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=454174) :p
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 17:36
Condoms suck though. I can't feel much through them. Sure you need to have them for those drunken one night stands (few and far between as they may be :( ) but I always have to finish up manually because the condom prevents me from getting the proper stimulation. Anybody else have the same problem or am I just "different"?
Cluichstan
15-11-2005, 17:38
Condoms suck though. I can't feel much through them. Sure you need to have them for those drunken one night stands (few and far between as they may be :( )
Emphasis added.
Speak for yourself. ;)
Deep Kimchi
15-11-2005, 17:48
Condoms suck though. I can't feel much through them. Sure you need to have them for those drunken one night stands (few and far between as they may be :( ) but I always have to finish up manually because the condom prevents me from getting the proper stimulation. Anybody else have the same problem or am I just "different"?
Right there with you...
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 17:50
Emphasis added.
Speak for yourself. ;)
Unfortunately, I am.
Osutoria-Hangarii
15-11-2005, 17:55
Unfortunately, I am.
have you tried putting the penis in the vagina twice times a day
LOL XING!! CHOO CHOO!!
Deep Kimchi
15-11-2005, 17:58
have you tried putting the penis in the vagina twice times a day
You'll find out when you get older that you last so long it isn't funny anymore.
No matter how exciting, no mater how tight and wet, I end up lasting nearly two hours - and sometimes I don't finish even then.
Putting a condom on guarantees that I won't finish.
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 18:00
have you tried putting the penis in the vagina twice times a day
LOL XING!! CHOO CHOO!!
Twice means I'm banging her for at least three hours. Have some pity on the poor girl. She's going to get sore.
Osutoria-Hangarii
15-11-2005, 18:07
Twice means I'm banging her for at least three hours. Have some pity on the poor girl. She's going to get sore.
lol give her a ticket
a ticket for the pain train
the pain train going to dallas
going to dallas so she can boo at the cowboys
the cowboys who stopped me from getting drunk last night
those bastards
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 18:10
lol give her a ticket
a ticket for the pain train
the pain train going to dallas
going to dallas so she can boo at the cowboys
the cowboys who stopped me from getting drunk last night
those bastards
Where's your T.O. now?
Freakin Eagles fans. I thought I could at least get away from them on this forum.
Cluichstan
15-11-2005, 18:11
Freakin Eagles fans. I thought I could at least get away from them on this forum.
We're everywhere.
Osutoria-Hangarii
15-11-2005, 18:14
Where's your T.O. now?
Freakin Eagles fans. I thought I could at least get away from them on this forum.
fuck the eagles, i love the skins
i just hate the cowboys, so alex and i were gonna take a shot for each point the eagles had on the bastards
it was like 20-7 eagles when we said that
take a piss and BAM
21-20
goddamn
Anarchic Conceptions
15-11-2005, 19:02
Like the Darwin Award winners?
Hey, there's a reason why there are more women then men ;)
lol all country people are stupid
Take out the third word...
Skaladora
15-11-2005, 19:13
fuck the eagles *snip*
You wish :D
DrunkenDove
15-11-2005, 19:14
Take out the third word...
It won't have me.
Banduria
15-11-2005, 19:21
It won't have me.
It didn't have me either, but I learned long ago to give it up anyway...
Skaladora
15-11-2005, 19:23
It won't have me.
Face it, people are stupid. It's kinda like Murphy's law, where your toast always ends up falling on the buttered face down.
You can't avoid or deny it, no matter how irritating it is.
Osutoria-Hangarii
15-11-2005, 19:32
Face it, people are stupid. It's kinda like Murphy's law, where your toast always ends up falling on the buttered face down.
You can't avoid or deny it, no matter how irritating it is.
it's cuz God is sharpening his skills by challenging us to catch the toast
telisnkeisnis
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 19:39
it's cuz God is sharpening his skills by challenging us to catch the toast
telisnkeisnis
There is no toast.
Monotonous
15-11-2005, 19:41
I read the title as "Real men don't know how to use condoms"...