NationStates Jolt Archive


Wild Conspiracy Theories

The Bloated Goat
15-11-2005, 15:40
I found this website earlier and just had to share it with every one. If you need a good laugh go to www.exposingsatanism.org. You can read about how Pokemon and Dungeuns & Dragons were designed to desensitize children to magic and witchcraft or how christmas is actually a pagan conspiracy. Oh and of course we can't leave out the Illuminati plot to create a New World Order.
Suzieju
15-11-2005, 16:03
Pretty nutty, but still you can't go past the pan dimensional shape changing lizard people secretely being in control of everything for my money.
QuentinTarantino
15-11-2005, 16:11
Its weird that guy who came up with that theory, almost everything else he said made sense and was pretty tame. Then he said the elite were in fact lizard people
BackwoodsSquatches
15-11-2005, 16:13
"Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the Government is lying about 9/11."
-Huey.
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 16:16
Pretty nutty, but still you can't go past the pan dimensional shape changing lizard people secretely being in control of everything for my money.
They're not in control of everything. They're locked in a war with the Greys for the future of Earth and humanity. Personally I favor the Reptillians. They're working to produce human/reptillian hybrids and have transferred technology to us already. They want us as allies against the greys and they want to incorporate humanity into their species. The Greys will try to enslave us all.
Yossarian Lives
15-11-2005, 16:24
They're not in control of everything. They're locked in a war with the Greys for the future of Earth and humanity. Personally I favor the Reptillians. They're working to produce human/reptillian hybrids and have transferred technology to us already. They want us as allies against the greys and they want to incorporate humanity into their species. The Greys will try to enslave us all.
Nah that's not it at all. What's happening is the evil word educators are brainwashing children in schools about one-dimensional time and supressing any discussion on cubed time.
Pantycellen
15-11-2005, 16:29
here in aber we have a conspiresy theroy of great proportions

it involves the taffia (don't laugh it is a real thing even if the names a joke) the landlord association and plaid cymru
Ajaia
15-11-2005, 17:33
I have a wild conspiracy theory. It involves Roswell air base, an aircraft leaving said airbase, a con trail showing said aircraft travelling at speeds of 8000mph and sonic booms over Nevada.

Can't these hillbillys just understand it was a weather balloon?

There's another one which says Prince Phillip runs the world via the WWF.
Xeropa
15-11-2005, 17:54
The Worldwide Fund for Nature? Or the World Wrestling Federation? :eek:
Drunk commies deleted
15-11-2005, 17:58
The Worldwide Fund for Nature? Or the World Wrestling Federation? :eek:
Thanks to the World Wildlife Fund there is no more World Wrestling Federation. It's now World Wrestling Entertainment.
Xeropa
15-11-2005, 18:00
Yes, but which one is Prince Phillip using to manipulate the whole of human society? My bettings on the (now) WWE. Seems more his way.
Czardas
15-11-2005, 18:08
I have a crazy conspiracy theory. A secret society of up to 30-40 people, at times, convened from around the world in many different countries, plotting to overthrow world governments and take over the world themselves, assimilating everyone into their own views. In order to do this, they hired a struggling writer from Australia to create a website which would not only attract millions of visitors each day—each visitor becoming 'assimilated' into the society—and promote one of his new books, but also serve as a meeting place for the members of the society, who he appointed as moderators over a long period of time to disguise the fact that they were all working together and...

























....Uh-oh. :eek:

*flees*
Quaiff
15-11-2005, 18:15
Without even reading the site, I can tell you that the Illuminatis, better now as The Free Masons, were and still are real. America has many things that are gifts from the Illuminatis and are examples about how they remain hidden to the general public. Some example include the Statue of Liberty, the all seeing eye on the 1 dollar bill and the old symbol for the New York Yankees.

As for Jesus being black, this guy isn't far off. Jesus was born into the middle east and his parents would have been Middle Eastern. The people who publish the bible want Jesus to look more camera friendly so they make him a white man with a beard and long hair but since he was Middle Eastern, this would way off. Jesus would have had dark tanned skin with short curly black hair. He would not be dressed in long flowing white robes with leather sandals, it would be a knee length tan kaftan with poorly made footwear.
The blessed Chris
15-11-2005, 18:19
The Illuminati do exist to an extent, I know 29th level masons who have confirmed it for me, simply another level of the lodges however. As for Jesus being black, he was semitic, not from mbangabanga land, and probably resembled Ariel Sharon in skin tone. Moreover, if Christianity is a faith based upon equality, surely Jesus race is irrelevant?;)