Dave
Beer and Guns
15-11-2005, 03:56
Doctor Dave Had Slept With One Of His Patients And Felt Guilty All Day Long.
No Matter How Much He Tried To Forget About It, He Couldn't. The Guilt
And Sense Of Betrayal Was Overwhelming.
But Every Once In A While He'd Hear An Internal, Reassuring Voice In His
Head That Said: Dave, Don't Cry About It. You Aren't The First Medical
Practitioner To Sleep With One Of Their Patients And You Won't Be The Last.
And You're Single. Just Let It Go.""
But Invariably Another Voice In His Head Would Bring Him Back To Reality,
Whispering...
Dave..............
Dave.............
Dave..........
....you're A Veterinarian.
Beer and Guns
15-11-2005, 03:59
Late Breaking News:
Philadelphia, (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia PA courtroom drama Monday, when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody laws and and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia Eagles, whom the boy firmly believes are not capabale of beating anyone.
Murderous maniacs
15-11-2005, 04:11
where did you get this from? did you make this up? you're as sane as i am (IOW not very)
Rotovia-
15-11-2005, 04:12
Late Breaking News:
Philadelphia, (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia PA courtroom drama Monday, when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody laws and and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia Eagles, whom the boy firmly believes are not capabale of beating anyone.
That was waaaaaaaaaaay bellow the belt. :D
Beer and Guns
15-11-2005, 04:16
They better win tonight against the Cowboys...:D Its tied 7 -7 but Bledsoe was just picked by Shepherd.