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Ed Zachary Disease. Something else to worry about???

Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:00
ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crows." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to udderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when Your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
Gaeltach
15-11-2005, 02:02
lmao! That explains so much...
Antikythera
15-11-2005, 02:03
o my........i dont know what elce to say
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:06
lmao! That explains so much...
Hehehe! Glad you liked it! :D
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:06
o my........i dont know what elce to say
Say, "Glad I don't have Ed Zachary Disease!" :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
15-11-2005, 02:07
Say, "Glad I don't have Ed Zachary Disease!" :D
How do you know he doesn't?
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:14
How do you know he doesn't?
Well ... um ... I mean ... that is ... !! Ah, frack it! Leave me alone, you twit! :D
Poopoosdf
15-11-2005, 02:15
This is blatantly racist. I'm reporting this to the mods.
Antikythera
15-11-2005, 02:17
How do you know he doesn't?
cuz iam not a he iam a she :)
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:18
cuz iam not a he iam a she :)
To H N Fiddlebottoms VIII:

:p :p :p :p
Deleuze
15-11-2005, 02:19
This is blatantly racist. I'm reporting this to the mods.
Lighten up. It's funny, and really only vaguely offensive.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
15-11-2005, 02:19
cuz iam not a he iam a she :)
You want me to change that for you? I've got a knife, some drugs, and I'm pretty sure I can find a bum to get the proper parts from on the way to where you live.
Else, shut it.

I kid, I kid.
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:21
You want me to change that for you?
Is that anything like "do you want fries with that?" :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
15-11-2005, 02:23
Is that anything like "do you want fries with that?" :D
That rather depends on what she was intending to do with the fries.
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:23
That rather depends on what she was intending to do with the fries.
[ shuts up ] :cool:
Uber Awesome
15-11-2005, 02:24
This is blatantly racist. I'm reporting this to the mods.

Because it's really offensive to accuse chinese people of having chinese accents.
Smunkeeville
15-11-2005, 02:27
OH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

thanks Eut. you made my day, and now when I repeat it my husband will have a funny moment too.
Serapindal
15-11-2005, 02:28
This is blatantly racist. I'm reporting this to the mods.

I'm Chinese(Manchurian if you wanted to be exact) and I found it hilarious. :p
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:29
OH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

thanks Eut. you made my day, and now when I repeat it my husband will have a funny moment too.
Good! This forum gets entirely too stuffy sometimes and a bit of humor tends to lighten things up a bit. :D

BTW ... tell him I said he's married to a great lady and should take her out to dinner at least once a week! ;)
Eutrusca
15-11-2005, 02:29
I'm Chinese(Manchurian if you wanted to be exact) and I found it hilarious. :p
Heh!

Any questions, folks??? :D