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I've spent spent twenty minutes brewing the perfect cup of coffee, only to have that very same cup spill over onto my pants. With the not-so-pleasant sensation of 90'C water scalding me and leaving my pants somewhat sticky....

...bastard karma...

The question is, what did you do to deserve hot coffee on your pants?
Was it this?:fluffle:
Or this?:sniper:

That's what I want to know.

And this is why tea is a better drink :D


On the other hand, as a male I am obliged to offer sympathy, that sort of thing really shouldnt happen.

*cringes*

The question is, what did you do to deserve hot coffee on your pants?
Was it this?:fluffle:
Or this?:sniper:

That's what I want to know.
Both

And this is why tea is a better drink :D


On the other hand, as a male I am obliged to offer sympathy, that sort of thing really shouldnt happen.

*cringes*
No, it shouldn't. I have uses for them!

I've spent spent twenty minutes brewing the perfect cup of coffee, only to have that very same cup spill over onto my pants. With the not-so-pleasant sensation of 90'C water scalding me and leaving my pants somewhat sticky....

...bastard karma...

Your manhood...is it still functional?

Both?

Oh dear, you go in for THAT kind of relationship do you?

"did you know?" - increased temperature in the groin region causes a reduction in sperm count...

I always said tea was better than coffee...

Your manhood...is it still functional?
Yeah, just very warm... and sticky, right now. I've got some teatowels and ice going on

And this is why tea is a better drink :D
Shit, some one already said it!

Both

At the same time?

My sympathy goes out to righty and lefty(or whatever youve termed your genitals). I took Karate for seven years and I forgot my cup once. That was enough to keep me from forgetting again...:(

Yeah, just very warm... and sticky, right now. I've got some teatowels and ice going on
So...not unlike a lonely night in then.

¬_¬

Both?

Oh dear, you go in for THAT kind of relationship do you?
Of course I am

So...not unlike a lonely night in then.

¬_¬
eeeeeeeeeeeew

If it were extremely bad youd be peeling for a while!

Sorry man, that kind of thing def. should not happen.

At the same time?
And sometimes a little: :p or :eek:

If it were extremely bad youd be peeling for a while!

Sorry man, that kind of thing def. should not happen.
I can feel a Darwin comming on...

eeeeeeeeeeeew
Oh you know you do it. Don't lie to us, I've seen...well, nothing incriminating, but I'm working on it! You and your hot jam doughnuts, I don't know what to think anymore...

No, it shouldn't. I have uses for them!
No you don't.:rolleyes:

This is why beer pwns coffee. Can beer burn your genitals? No.

No you don't.:rolleyes:

This is why beer pwns coffee. Can beer burn your genitals? No.
I reckon I could... we have beer in the office fridge if I need to prove this...;)

Oh you know you do it. Don't lie to us, I've seen...well, nothing incriminating, but I'm working on it! You and your hot jam doughnuts, I don't know what to think anymore...
Think about me, naked and stretching out, spread-eagled, across a pain of glass...

Think about me, naked and stretching out, spread-eagled, across a pain of glass...
Great pun :D

I've spent spent twenty minutes brewing the perfect cup of coffee, only to have that very same cup spill over onto my pants. With the not-so-pleasant sensation of 90'C water scalding me and leaving my pants somewhat sticky....
Heh! Been there, done that, didn't like it.

Try having your prostate removed because it was cancerous! On second thought ... don't! I can virtually guarantee you wouldn't like that either. :)

Heh! Been there, done that, didn't like it.

Try having your prostate removed because it was cancerous! On second thought ... don't! I can virtually guarantee you wouldn't like that either. :)
As a rule, anything involving my genitals that won't result in an orgasm is not cool...

As a rule, anything involving my genitals that won't result in an orgasm is not cool...
Well, I'm sure that someone out there has a Coffee to the Crotch Fetish, so yeah. Everything in the Universe has the potential to make some sick fuck living in his mother's basement orgasm.

Well, I'm sure that someone out there has a Coffee to the Crotch Fetish, so yeah. Everything in the Universe has the potential to make some sick fuck living in his mother's basement orgasm.
What if I don't live in the basement anymore? What if I went to university, and...what's that mother? *silence* No, mother, I'm talking to the nice ma....no, mother, you had your bath before, I'm not giving you another....NO, mother, we'll run out of hot wat.... *turns back to Fiddy* Would you excuse me for a moment, mother needs me to...attend to her... [/sad attempt at Psycho reference]

you should sue someone for milllions of dollars.

It's the American way.

poor poor Rotvia cant rember how to hold a cup of coffe... so sad

poor poor Rotvia cant rember how to hold a cup of coffe... so sad
If it was a mug, I can understand. Mugs are just so confusing, because they are like cups, and can be held as such, but then they have handles.
Its madness! Madness, I tell you!

As a rule, anything involving my genitals that won't result in an orgasm is not cool...
LOL! Good one. :D

The doctor said that taking out my prostate would not preclude orgasms, in fact he mentioned that they usually become even more intense than they were before. The difference is that they will be ... um ... dry. Heh!

you should sue someone for milllions of dollars.

It's the American way.
I live in Australia...

LOL! Good one. :D

The doctor said that taking out my prostate would not preclude orgasms, in fact he mentioned that they usually become even more intense than they were before. The difference is that they will be ... um ... dry. Heh!
Fun... On the upside, it avoids "messy situations".

*comic drum sound*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night...

I live in Australia...
In which case, you should get drunk, go outside, punch a Koala Bear and wrestle a Crocodile, that would be the Australian way.
STEREOTYPER AWAY!!

Fun... On the upside, it avoids "messy situations".

*comic drum sound*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night...
Thanks for the warning! :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, most of the really sensual women I've dated like "messy situations!" :(

And this is why tea is a better drink :D


On the other hand, as a male I am obliged to offer sympathy, that sort of thing really shouldnt happen.

*cringes*

So you're saying you can't spill hot tea in your lap?

If it was a mug, I can understand. Mugs are just so confusing, because they are like cups, and can be held as such, but then they have handles.
Its madness! Madness, I tell you!

are you MAD?!?!?! TeaCUPs have handles.

I reckon I could... we have beer in the office fridge if I need to prove this...;)


Please don't waste beer.

are you MAD?!?!?!
Almost certainly, but coffee mugs still have handles.
T3H PR00F:
http://www.giftmugs.com/images/jpg/Morph-Coffee-Mugs.jpg

In which case, you should get drunk, go outside, punch a Koala Bear and wrestle a Crocodile, that would be the Australian way.
STEREOTYPER AWAY!!
It's how I start my mornings...

When I was in the Army in Basic Training, the Drill Instructor use to regularly threaten to "grab you by the front sling-swivel." Now the front sling-swivel on a rifle is the flatened ring on the bottom front of the stock to which you attach one end of the sling so you can carry the weapon over your shoulder. I always wondered where my personal "front sling-swivel" was located on my body and what it looked like! :D

Thanks for the warning! :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, most of the really sensual women I've dated like "messy situations!" :(
*silly little grin*

Please don't waste beer.
Oh, I plan to pass it through my kidneys first...

*points and laughs*

When I was in the Army in Basic Training, the Drill Instructor use to regularly threaten to "grab you by the front sling-swivel." Now the front sling-swivel on a rifle is the flatened ring on the bottom front of the stock to which you attach one end of the sling so you can carry the weapon over your shoulder. I always wondered where my personal "front sling-swivel" was located on my body and what it looked like! :D
I DON'T want to know... I start Basic Training in Febuary, so I hope my "front sling-swivel" is left in tact ;)

Reminds me of when Anakin fell in the lava in Episode III. XD

Reminds me of when Anakin fell in the lava in Episode III. XD
I DON'T have a metal penis.

I've spent spent twenty minutes brewing the perfect cup of coffee, only to have that very same cup spill over onto my pants. With the not-so-pleasant sensation of 90'C water scalding me and leaving my pants somewhat sticky....

...bastard karma...
I had my nuts snipped today and I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or not?:D

I DON'T have a metal penis.
And there goes another handful of NS related fantasies. Goddamn.

I DON'T have a metal penis.

And why the fuck not!?

I had my nuts snipped today and I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or not?:D
I feel sorry for you...:(

And there goes another handful of NS related fantasies. Goddamn.
I still have a giant jew-gold dildo...

And why the fuck not!?
Because it would ad a whole other dimension to "polishing my knob"?

Because it would ad a whole other dimension to "polishing my knob"?

And that's a bad thing?

*slaps*

The question is, what did you do to deserve hot coffee on your pants?


Hot Coffee? Hah! That reminds me of GTA.


Damn you Hilary Clinton and Jack Thompson! May you burn in hell!

Hot Coffee? Hah! That reminds me of GTA.


Damn you Hilary Clinton and Jack Thompson! May you burn in hell!
Esepcially since later my girlfriend came over and Just joshin' with ya'... ...

And that's a bad thing?

*slaps*
A confusing thing...?

I DON'T want to know... I start Basic Training in Febuary, so I hope my "front sling-swivel" is left in tact ;)
LOL! Me too! I'd hate to see you drug around by it! :D

The question is, what did you do to deserve hot coffee on your pants?
Was it this?:fluffle:
Or this?:sniper:

That's what I want to know.

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