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Anaesthesia

Poopoosdf
14-11-2005, 21:42
Would you want to put to sleep every night by anaesthesiatic means? Personally, I would. Just think, you wouldn't have to sit in bed and try to go to sleep. No laying there thinking about the day. Just BAM -- and you're asleep. :confused:

What do you think?
Safalra
14-11-2005, 21:48
While spending hours trying to get to sleep can be very irritating, I sometimes come up with really good ideas in the process, and I wouldn't want to lose them by going to sleep sooner.
Jurgencube
14-11-2005, 21:49
If you find yourself unable to sleep read a book. I can't help feeling tired after 10 min.
Kudlastan
14-11-2005, 21:50
you sir, are annoying...
Zero Six Three
14-11-2005, 21:53
you sir, are annoying...
*yawn*
Esotericain
14-11-2005, 21:53
I would... assuming there are no negative health risks and that I will always have some for the rest of my life.
Cluichium
14-11-2005, 21:56
Does drinking booze until you pass out count?
[NS]Olara
14-11-2005, 22:00
What if we don't wish to call you "sir"? Where's our option?:p
Poopoosdf
14-11-2005, 22:02
Olara']What if we don't wish to call you "sir"? Where's our option?:p

I like to be respected, boy. ;)
Cluichium
14-11-2005, 22:03
I like to be respected, boy. ;)

Having "poopoo" in your screen name was a brilliant choice then...
German Nightmare
14-11-2005, 22:10
While in paramedic training in hospital I put quite a few people to (temporal!!!) sleep - and honestly, I wouldn't recommend the procedure simply because you can't sleep 5 minutes after you lay down.

There are various risks to consider, one simply placing your body under a lot of stress - besides, have you ever been to a wake-up room?

There's puking everywhere (nothing which could happen in college, e.g. "mystery puke" etc.).

So, dude, hell no - that's a stupid idea (besides, every narcosis kills brain cells - one could actually turn dumber each and every day if you made that your daily routine).
Nadkor
14-11-2005, 22:20
All I know about anaesthetics was that my Grandad was an expert on them, and was one of the first western doctors invited into communist China so that he could show them all about it. Helped develop intraveneous anaesthetics, too , I think.
Didjawannanotherbeer
14-11-2005, 22:24
I had an operation just over a week ago. After waking up I spent the next two hours feeling extremely groggy. When I finally ingested something more substantial than water (and wow, it was a whole couple of mouthfuls of apple juice - nothing fancy) I puked my guts.

So personally I think you'd have to be insane to even consider using anaesthetic on a regular basis.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
14-11-2005, 22:35
No. And if you cannot sleep, the correct way to handle it is to drink as much coffee your stomach can handle without you getting sick enough to puke. Then, sit in front of your computer, work yourself into a weird, hyperactive state of mind where you keep giggling maniacally for yourself, and do whatever you feel like until the morning. (if you feel this isn't enough, then in addition, eat loads of popcorn and candy, and drink loads of soda. oh, and don't forget to jump around in circles laughing evilly)
Poopoosdf
14-11-2005, 22:37
So I'm to assume you all go to bed and fall asleep instantly? Please. :cool:
Dehny
14-11-2005, 22:37
why Insomnia is much more fun
Saxnot
14-11-2005, 22:37
Only if I don't have a book to read. Generally I read until i collapse.
Dempublicents1
14-11-2005, 23:04
Would you want to put to sleep every night by anaesthesiatic means? Personally, I would. Just think, you wouldn't have to sit in bed and try to go to sleep. No laying there thinking about the day. Just BAM -- and you're asleep. :confused:

What do you think?

No.

(a) "Sleep" under anesthetic is not true sleep. Your body will not be rested afterwards.

(b) Anesthesia essentially turns off processes that normally go on while sleeping - like memory functions.

(c) Anesthesia is, itself, dangerous. It can kill you. It can cause brain damage.

(d) You wouldn't be able to wake up if the house was on fire.

(e) Symptoms other people mentioned.

(f) Getting addicted to it. ((And you would build up a resistance))

I could go on and on and on....
Poopoosdf
14-11-2005, 23:33
No.

(a) "Sleep" under anesthetic is not true sleep. Your body will not be rested afterwards.

(b) Anesthesia essentially turns off processes that normally go on while sleeping - like memory functions.

(c) Anesthesia is, itself, dangerous. It can kill you. It can cause brain damage.

(d) You wouldn't be able to wake up if the house was on fire.

(e) Symptoms other people mentioned.

(f) Getting addicted to it. ((And you would build up a resistance))

I could go on and on and on....

Ahem... well... I guess that just shot me down... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! :fluffle: