NationStates Jolt Archive


Mogadishu engaged in a shooting war over video stores and cinemas.

Drunk commies deleted
14-11-2005, 16:47
Islamic courts have found Western and Indian films to be immoral, and have sent troops to shut down theaters and video stores. Local militias, who appear to be movie fans, have fought back. Civilians have died. Apparently killing kids is much more moral than renting out a copy of American Pie.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,17237703%255E1702,00.html
The South Islands
14-11-2005, 16:53
Meh, East Africans shooting each other over the silliest of things.

Whats new?
Deep Kimchi
14-11-2005, 17:16
"My Crusader mentality suggests there's a reason The Lord put his cross in my reticle!" – Thad Coyne
Carnivorous Lickers
14-11-2005, 17:21
No-these are a people with a long history of culture and civility. Certainly, they will be able to rectify this situation in the best interests of all involved.
The South Islands
14-11-2005, 17:24
No-these are a people with a long history of culture and civility. Certainly, they will be able to rectify this situation in the best interests of all involved.

By killing everyone.
Biotopia
14-11-2005, 17:34
If only David and Margaret would participate, they would look simply divine in khaki at Cannes
Carnivorous Lickers
14-11-2005, 17:36
By killing everyone.

You know I was being sarcastic, right? I just hate those little face things.

Yeah- they will hack a lot of people up for sport. Maybe necklace a few. It'll be on the news at some point.

it'd be nice if they focused some of the endless supply of murderous energy on growing some food.
Drunk commies deleted
14-11-2005, 17:43
You know I was being sarcastic, right? I just hate those little face things.

Yeah- they will hack a lot of people up for sport. Maybe necklace a few. It'll be on the news at some point.

it'd be nice if they focused some of the endless supply of murderous energy on growing some food.
Silly, everyone knows you don't grow food, a big UN transport plane or ship just shows up and delivers the stuff!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-11-2005, 18:20
Yeah- they will hack a lot of people up for sport. Maybe necklace a few. It'll be on the news at some point.

it'd be nice if they focused some of the endless supply of murderous energy on growing some food.
Or we could cut a comprimise where they cannibalize their victims. At least then they are eating, and they still get to blow each other up. Everyone wins!
Excepting the people who get eaten, of course, but they'll be dead so they won't be able to say anything about it one way or the other.
Eutrusca
14-11-2005, 18:21
Islamic courts have found Western and Indian films to be immoral, and have sent troops to shut down theaters and video stores. Local militias, who appear to be movie fans, have fought back. Civilians have died. Apparently killing kids is much more moral than renting out a copy of American Pie.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,17237703%255E1702,00.html
Another good reason to revolt! Jeeze! :headbang:
Skinny87
14-11-2005, 18:23
This doesn't surprise me really. I read Black Hawk Down and a bit more into that area, then got worried and stopped reading. That country is screwed up majorly.
Daistallia 2104
14-11-2005, 18:42
It says alot about the place (seriously, it's not a country) that even al Qaida doesn't seem to want to set up bases there.

(http://www.strategypage.com/ had something on that earlier, but, damn it!, I can't seem to find it now!)
Deep Kimchi
14-11-2005, 18:48
It says alot about the place (seriously, it's not a country) that even al Qaida doesn't seem to want to set up bases there.

(http://www.strategypage.com/ had something on that earlier, but, damn it!, I can't seem to find it now!)

Al-Qaeda evidently sent advisors there at the same time the Rangers were there (just prior to the Mogadishu incident). They were the ones who told the Somalis how to modify an RPG to use it for aerial targets (modification have to be made to the launcher and to the warhead).
Daistallia 2104
14-11-2005, 18:57
Al-Qaeda evidently sent advisors there at the same time the Rangers were there (just prior to the Mogadishu incident). They were the ones who told the Somalis how to modify an RPG to use it for aerial targets (modification have to be made to the launcher and to the warhead).

Yep. The article was more recent, but IIRC it was talking about major OP bases (al Afghanistan), but acknowledged there were representatives in country.
Carnivorous Lickers
14-11-2005, 19:00
Silly, everyone knows you don't grow food, a big UN transport plane or ship just shows up and delivers the stuff!


Then you have "soldiers" steal it from the civilians it was intended for and sell it for profit.
Drunk commies deleted
14-11-2005, 19:02
Then you have "soldiers" steal it from the civilians it was intended for and sell it for profit.
Or just keep it from their enemies to starve them to death.
Ekland
14-11-2005, 19:03
I say someone should put together a vast international "security & intelligence contractor’s corporation" to operate all over the world completely separate of any one nation’s authority and systematically go about dismantling these tin-pot dictatorships. Imagine a fresh, well organized and streamlined intelligence agency and a first rate, world class, technologically superior armed force completely separate from the bureaucratic stagnation and inefficiency of modern governments. Now THAT would get the job done no imperialistic strings attached!

Sure it would cost a lot but once all these assoholic régimes are gone industrial growth would be ripe, infrastructure would need to be built, resources would be highly available... mind-bogglingly rich investors would be chomping at the bit!

Anyone scared yet? :p