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Yes, it's the sex games. Totally inappropriate and totally on the brink of a modlock was it not barely within the rules!

Who is the fastest lover here?
Who can do it with the most people?
Who can run out and find a partner in the quickest time?
Who can get in the funniest, craziest, wackiest positions?
Who can get into bed with the most hilarious partner?
Who can do it while DEBATING on General AT THE SAME TIME?

No seriously. Compete. Now. Discuss your times and abilities I listed above and/or suggest others.

Ya see what happens when you give Colodia the internet this late at night at the end of a three-day weekend?

I think Eutrusca wins on all counts!:D

I think Eutrusca wins on all counts!:D
Wait...how would you know...

...Nevermind. Would you like to be a ref?

Yes, it's the sex games. Totally inappropriate and totally on the brink of a modlock was it not barely within the rules!

Who is the fastest lover here?
Who can do it with the most people?
Who can run out and find a partner in the quickest time?
Who can get in the funniest, craziest, wackiest positions?
Who can get into bed with the most hilarious partner?
Who can do it while DEBATING on General AT THE SAME TIME?

No seriously. Compete. Now. Discuss your times and abilities I listed above and/or suggest others.

I would love to participate, but I'm afraid I'm too busy...*giggity giggity*

;)

I could score with everyone on this forum, except Fass...

Wait...how would you know...

...Nevermind. Would you like to be a ref?

Sure, but only for the next hour...what exactly does that involve?

I don't have to 'do it' with anyone, do I?:eek:

Sure, but only for the next hour...what exactly does that involve?

I don't have to 'do it' with anyone, do I?:eek:
As a ref, you may be called in at any time to determine whether or not an orgasm is a legit one.

Well considering my husband is very good at what he does, I think I qualify!

Well considering my husband is very good at what he does, I think I qualify!
Liar! Noone from the Pacific Northwest has good sex...

Liar! Noone from the Pacific Northwest has good sex...


Are you kidding? What else is there to do around here if you don't ski?

Are you kidding? What else is there to do around here if you don't ski?
I didn't say you didn't have sex...

...just that it wasn't any good;)

Believe me, if it wasn't good I would have divorced his sorry ass. Trying to live without good sex is not living.

But, we've been together for eight years so it's all peachy.

Not tantric peachy, but I'm sure we'll get around to that at some point...;)

Believe me, if it wasn't good I would have divorced his sorry ass. Trying to live without good sex is not living.

But, we've been together for eight years so it's all peachy.

Not tantric peachy, but I'm sure we'll get around to that at some point...;)
If you're husband can't sustain your orgasm for at least two weeks straight, he ain't no man...;)

I think the question now is - Can you yourself sustain someone's orgasm for two weeks?

I think the question now is - Can you yourself sustain someones' orgasm for two weeks?
I am right now, why do you think my spelling is so atrocious?

Actually your spelling is fine; it's your punctuation that needs work! ;)

And sustaining your own orgasm doesn't count...

Since the start of this thread, I've had sex with myself 3 times. What do I win?

Since the start of this thread, I've had sex with myself 3 times. What do I win?


A box of Kleenex and some soap. :D

A box of Kleenex and some soap. :D
I REALLY could have used that 10 minutes ago. :gundge:

Actually your spelling is fine; it's your punctuation that needs work! ;)

And sustaining your own orgasm doesn't count...
Well that's thanks to IE and Google Spellcheck ;)

Well noone else matters...

A box of Kleenex and some soap. :D
And the "Call of the Week" goes to...? MUNTOO!

Well that's thanks to IE and Google Spellcheck ;)

Well noone else matters...


Well, no. Not when you're 18.

Well, no. Not when you're 18.
Which I am...:D

I REALLY could have used that 10 minutes ago. :gundge:


Well, you could win the fastest lover category if no one else manages to pleasure themselves three times in 48 minutes, but I figured that wasn't a title you wanted. Just guessing. :p

Which I am...:D


Yup, gotta love those high school boys...but only at the appropriate moment. Too much too soon and they're all used up. :eek:

But I KNOW that NEVER happens to you...

You are much too virile for that! I think I may be sweating estrogen just reading your posts! ;)


'jes teasin' ya a bit!

I am right now, why do you think my spelling is so atrocious?
I thought that was because you were an idiot huh.

Yup, gotta love those high school boys...but only at the appropriate moment. Too much too soon and they're all used up. :eek:

But I KNOW that NEVER happens to you...

You are much too virile for that! I think I may be sweating estrogen just reading your posts! ;)


'jes teasin' ya a bit!
Yeah here females complementing guys are so rare you gotta make that a little bigger.

Yup, gotta love those high school boys...but only at the appropriate moment. Too much too soon and they're all used up. :eek:

But I KNOW that NEVER happens to you...

You are much too virile for that! I think I may be sweating estrogen just reading your posts! ;)


'jes teasin' ya a bit!
Actually College boy, technically. Seeing as I'm in University...

Of course not. I can go for seconds;)

Respect to the woman (or man...you never know on this board) who bagged Legless Pirates

Respect to the woman (or man...you never know on this board) who bagged Legless Pirates
He has had both..........

He has had both..........
There was just a lot of ;) ;) going on a while back.... I think they met in summer. And it was another poster here.....mmmm...... Chocolate Goddess?