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Here are some weird ways to die:
Having sex with a horse
Eating yourself
Smoking a hamster
Raped by Adam Sandler
Exhaustion due to singing the Internationale for hours on end
Cutting off your head with a spoon.

Raped by Adam Sandler
.
You're fucking evil to think of that.

Drowning in a vat of mashed potatoes.

You're fucking evil to think of that.
Mwhuahahha!*coughs*AhhAHH!*falls on the floor*

pulling out your brain via your own rectum

Parachuting into a mess of moving gears.

pulling out your brain via your own rectum
I think you're dead a long time before it's halfway through your body.

You guys have quite the bit of time on your hands.

You guys have quite the bit of time on your hands.
You have no idea.

Pat Robertson using a crowbar to try and convert you from the inside-out rather from the outside-in.

Being forced to eat feces until your stomach bursts.

Consumed alive by a pack of ravenous chinchillas.

Suffocating from too much AXE body spray.
Falling onto an icicle.
Strangled by an Argentine duck's penis.

I dunno, being Mummified Alive?

Ohh! I got one, being killed by a rabid gamer. Those 'uns are dangerous. ;)

Here are some weird ways to die:
Having sex with a horse
Eating yourself
Smoking a hamster
Raped by Adam Sandler
Exhaustion due to singing the Internationale for hours on end
Cutting off your head with a spoon.
I dont' know about the others, but that one actually happened. I'll see if I can find the news link

Drowning in snow.

Attacked by ravenous cuddly furry creatures.

Shocked to death by how Bush is able to keep a straight face while blatantly lieing to the American Public.

CHoking yourself to death with your bare hands
Bleed to death while piercing your own penis (that would be akward)
Suffocating while smoking 150 cigarettes
overdosing on Halls
Wearing a toga, and being stabbed to death by your best friends/senators
Eating your own head
bleed to death from paper cuts
catching fire while burning a pile of Harry Potter books
typing, and having a key pop off, down your throat, and choke you to death

Oh, right, almost forgot...talking too much...that'd be a cool way to die.

Being penetrated in the anus by the penis of a whale, living through the experience until the beast ejaculated, filling your intestines with semen until they burst and you died.

Beat to death by fanatical christians.

Killed by a computer virus.

Exhaustion from hours spent typing on NS.

-Saying the words, "And if I speaketh not the truth, may God strike me dead."
-Trying to suck the last few chips out of a Pringles can.
-Naked on an electric fence.
-A mini-CD lodged in your throat.
-Swallowing an air-hockey puck.
-Standing in the bed of a truck, filming about the dangers of low bridges, before passing under a low bridge.
-Swimming in molasses.

CHoking yourself to death with your bare hands
Bleed to death while piercing your own penis (that would be akward)
Suffocating while smoking 150 cigarettes
overdosing on Halls
Wearing a toga, and being stabbed to death by your best friends/senators
Eating your own head
bleed to death from paper cuts
catching fire while burning a pile of Harry Potter books
typing, and having a key pop off, down your throat, and choke you to death
CHoking yourself to death with your bare hands - not actually possible, you'd pass out from a lack of oxygen befoe you finish the job.
Eating your own head - i don't really think you'd want to try that

Being penetrated in the anus by the penis of a whale, living through the experience until the beast ejaculated, filling your intestines with semen until they burst and you died.

Has anybody told you you're fucked up?

:p

-Saying the words, "And if I speaketh not the truth, may God strike me dead."
-Standing in the bed of a truck, filming about the dangers of low bridges, before passing under a low bridge.


LMAO! I love those two!

CHoking yourself to death with your bare hands - not actually possible, you'd pass out from a lack of oxygen befoe you finish the job.

I know, it was a joke.

successfully pickling your own organs. oh wait, i've done that and they still seem to work/allow me to live

I know, it was a joke.
i'm only saying it for the people who think it may actually be posible (silly sausages)

Being penetrated in the anus by the penis of a whale, living through the experience until the beast ejaculated, filling your intestines with semen until they burst and you died.
That's it, you're now a member of the not-all-there-crowd.

I'll never watch Free Willy the same again.

Blown up in a bus that went below 55.

Eaten by a whale.

Starveing in a Super Market.

Consumed by a pit of flames.

i'm only saying it for the people who think it may actually be posible (silly sausages)

Ahhhh yes...the silly sausages

Being penetrated in the anus by the penis of a whale, living through the experience until the beast ejaculated, filling your intestines with semen until they burst and you died.Hmm, impressive. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp#photo)

Some elephant cleaner died via suffocation because the elephant he was assigned to evacuated its bowels atop the man, pinning him to the ground, and covering him with feces.

I think you're dead a long time before it's halfway through your body.
thats what makes it so weird if you managed to do it :eek:



famous last words: "don't worry! i'll put the fire out with my massive beard!"

famous last words: "don't worry! i'll put the fire out with my massive beard!"

LOL! Best mental image EVER!

famous last words: "don't worry! i'll put the fire out with my massive beard!"

Now that's funny! :confused:

accidentally making yourself into a part of your christmas lights display - i'd love that to happen, it'd be so funny

Four more:
-Smoking in a Santa Clause costume.
-At someone else's wake - Talk about convenience.
-On the set of a porn movie.
-Having a heart attack at an interment, falling into the grave.

Food poisoning from egg nog
drowning in a sea of boiling jam

-On the set of a porn movie
but then they might use you as a "prop". lol, necrophiliac pr0n

Beating a gang in counter strike, and then figuring out they were all packing real heat...not just virtual heat (this really did happen).

Oh yeah, and who can forget.
Commiting suicide after beating DaiKatana.

Beating a gang in counter strike, and then figuring out they were all packing real heat...not just virtual heat (this really did happen).

Oh yeah, and who can forget.
Commiting suicide after beating DaiKatana.

What is real heat? I don't get it.

Beating a gang in counter strike, and then figuring out they were all packing real heat...not just virtual heat (this really did happen).

Oh yeah, and who can forget.
Commiting suicide after beating DaiKatana.
*Imagines a big black guy screaming like a ninny about hacks.*

What is real heat? I don't get it.
real guns (heat=guns) as opposed to virtual ones (in the game)

Consumed alive by a pack of ravenous chinchillas.
Attacked by ravenous cuddly furry creatures.

Dude.

Kicking a jukebox and having it explode in your face.

*Imagines a big black guy screaming like a ninny about hacks.*

*huge guy is being pursued in a dark alley by a CS:S gang*

j00 lewzorz will nevar catch m3!!!

*gets shot*

AAAH! AAAAH!! WALLHACKS!!!

lol

*Pictures a thug in a beater, screaming like a girl, flailing his arms and yelling "omg you hax!!"*

Being beaten to death by a pack of drunken sloths.

Being murdered out in the middle of nowhere by a group of rogue turnips.

Being beaten to death by a pack of drunken sloths.

An especially slow death, that.

Dude.


What the hell is a chinchilla?!

Also, being hunted down by a deer whos father you killed.

What the hell is a chinchilla?!
watch magical trevor 3 - chinchilla sure are nocturnal

What the hell is a chinchilla?!

Also, being hunted down by a deer whos father you killed.

A chinchilla is a noisy, vile, rat like rodent that likes to take dirt baths, and howl while you're sleeping. They cost entirelly too much, and are only good for making fur coats.

What the hell is a chinchilla?!

Also, being hunted down by a deer whos father you killed.

Chinchilla. (http://www.seniorennet.be/Images/Huisdieren/Chinchillas/chinchilla.jpg)

Also chinchilla. (http://img.2dehands.be/f/normal/9582448.jpg)

THESE ARE THE BEST TWO WAYS TO DIE AND I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT!

One: While your on an airplane, it will be all calm and stuff except for the white noise of the engine. Sit quietly for a while and then out of the blue scream at the top of your lungs "OH MY GOD! THAT MAN IS DROWNING!!" Then whether your over land or sea, hurl yourself out of the airplane.

Two: Get to the top of a tall skyscraper. Tie a bungie chord to your legs and then tie that cord to something to prevent you from hitting the ground. Then wrap a piano wire around your neck, glue your hands to your head and jump. The piano wire will cut off your head, but your hands will still be attached, and hopefully the bungie chord held firm. The end result should be you hanging off a skyscraper upside down, holding your own head.

:cool:

Two: Get to the top of a tall skyscraper. Tie a bungie chord to your legs and then tie that cord to something to prevent you from hitting the ground. Then wrap a piano wire around your neck, glue your hands to your head and jump. The piano wire will cut off your head, but your hands will still be attached, and hopefully the bungie chord held firm. The end result should be you hanging off a skyscraper upside down, holding your own head.

:cool:

You're a genius!! :D

Two: Get to the top of a tall skyscraper. Tie a bungie chord to your legs and then tie that cord to something to prevent you from hitting the ground. Then wrap a piano wire around your neck, glue your hands to your head and jump. The piano wire will cut off your head, but your hands will still be attached, and hopefully the bungie chord held firm. The end result should be you hanging off a skyscraper upside down, holding your own head.
dude, go for it, i want to see a pic of that

Chinese Papecut torture with Lemon Juice.

Being thrown into a human sized blender.

Put into a pressure chamber while the air is slowly being sucked out until you died.

Being in a prison with no food and having to eat each other to survive.

Having your arms and legs torn off then cauterized (so no bleeding to death) and beat with them till death.

Get a tapeworm in your intestines that steals all the food you eat until you starve to death.

Drowning in a septic tank.

committing seppuku with a plastic knife

dude, go for it, i want to see a pic of that

Seconded.

I dont' know about the others, but that one actually happened. I'll see if I can find the news link

I posted that here but it got locked immeadiately

Two: Get to the top of a tall skyscraper. Tie a bungie chord to your legs and then tie that cord to something to prevent you from hitting the ground. Then wrap a piano wire around your neck, glue your hands to your head and jump. The piano wire will cut off your head, but your hands will still be attached, and hopefully the bungie chord held firm. The end result should be you hanging off a skyscraper upside down, holding your own head.

Signature worthy!

This actually happened (I think) playing catch with a grenade.

there's the darwin award for a guy who was playing a modified russain roulette while drunk:
you hold a lit firecracker in mouth for as long as you can before spitting it out, the guy who does it longest, wins
this guy "won"

there's the darwin award for a guy who was playing a modified russain roulette while drunk:
you hold a lit firecracker in mouth for as long as you can before spitting it out, the guy who does it longest, wins
this guy "won"

Speaking of Darwin Awards...

Ingeniously trapping your house in order to kill your estranged family, then setting one of them off and dying.

Allegedly true, if bizarre, story - it takes a bit of time to tell it, so work with me here:

A man in Seattle was prone to threatening his wife by pointing his shotgun at her when he got angry with her. This didn't particularly bother the wife, because she knew the gun wasn't loaded, and in fact, the man didn't even own any shells for the gun.

So one day, they were having an argument, and the man pointed his gun out the window and pulled the trigger. Much to his surprise, the "unloaded" gun went off, firing a burst of shot out the window.

Even more surprising is the fact that the shotgun blast hit a man who was falling past the (ninth-story) window at that exact moment, killing him.

The police arrived, and attempted to sort this out. Apparantly the dead man was attempting to commit suicide by jumping off of the top of the twelve-story apartment building. Now, his suicide attempt would probably have been unsuccessful, because there was work being done on the building, and the contracter had rigged safety netting at the eight-floor level to prevent any stray construction debris from hitting the sidewalk below. It also stopped the falling body of the dead man, who would probably have survived his four-story fall if he hadn't been hit by the blast from the "unloaded" shotgun.

Now this presented an interesting puzzle for the police. They decided that the man is indeed telling the truth when he claims that he thought the gun was unloaded, and his wife backs him up. So, apparantly, some unknown person had loaded the gun in the hope that the man would then shoot his wife the next time they had an argument. This person would not only be charged with the attempted murder of the wife, but also with the murder of the dead man. (Never mind that he was killed in the act of attempting suicide. If you kill someone who's trying to kill themselves, it's still murder. The fact that his suidice attempt would otherwise have been a dismal failure is only the ironic icing on the incredibly bizarre cake.)

Suspicion immediately fell upon the couple's son, who had had a violent argument with his mother approximately three weeks earlier. The police soon found a box of shotgun shells in his room, with two shells missing - which proved to have been the shells loaded in the gun. It seems that the son had loaded the shotgun in an attempt toget his father to murder his mother.

However, in the weeks following, the couple had an unusually tranquil period in their marriage. For three weeks, they did not argue, and the son's plot for his father to kill his mother was frustrated. This sent the son into a fit of suicidal depression, and he went to the top of the building to throw himself off - only to have his probably unsuccessful suicide attempt fatally interrupted by (wait for it) a blast from a shotgun through a ninth-story window - the shotgun that he himself had loaded in an attempt to have his father murder his mother!

The police, after some discussion, ruled the incident a suicide.

:p

Speaking of Darwin Awards...

Ingeniously trapping your house in order to kill your estranged family, then setting one of them off and dying.
another one: death by peeing on a high voltage power line (around 115000 volts)

famous last words: "don't worry! i'll put the fire out with my massive beard!"
I've made that my msn display name.

Being stoned. As in having rocks thrown at you.

Not knowing that when pure sodium (NaCl) hit water, it makes an explosion. You have a huge chunck of it and no place to dispose of it. You throw it off a bridge into a river (this actually happened).

Having a speaker fall on you at a concert.

Being killed by bees.

Accidentally interrupt a Dungeons and Dragons adict and cause his level a billion Frodo Bagginterger to die then face the wrath of his nerd gang's evil lawn mowers as they mow you down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not knowing that when pure sodium (NaCl) hit water, it makes an explosion. You have a huge chunck of it and no place to dispose of it. You throw it off a bridge into a river (this actually happened).

Sodium is Na. NaCl is Sodium Chloride.

Not knowing that when pure sodium (NaCl) hit water, it makes an explosion. You have a huge chunck of it and no place to dispose of it. You throw it off a bridge into a river (this actually happened).

Er, NaCl, sodium chloride is common table salt.

Being killed by bees.

Between Africanized Honey Bees and allergic reactions, I wouldn't call that one particularly weird.

Damnit. That's what happens when you haven't studied the periodic table and you can't remember what the article said.

Drinking out of a can marked 'NaOH', thinking that was the symbol for water....

another one: death by peeing on a high voltage power line (around 115000 volts)

How would that kill you?

Cum in the eye...

Drinking out of a can marked 'NaOH', thinking that was the symbol for water....
Sodium Bicarbonate? what does that do?

How about drinking out of a can labelled NH3 thinking it was the symbol for Grape Juice.

Cum in the eye...

What, did the person have HIV or something?

death by teletubby...

Beaten to death with a peice of meat
Being interviewed to death by Giraldo Riviera and his mustache

hows this fallin in a sink hole making ur way through the sewers climbing out a manhole only to be beheaded by a passing bus

Terecia's cute and cuddly Chemistry Lesson:

Na- Sodium. In its pure form, its a metal, and when it hits water it reacts violently, causing explosions. Pure sodium isn't found on earth, it must be created in a lab.

Cl- Chloride. A green toxic gas, very lethal.

When you combine these two deadly mixtures, you get table salt, something that is nesscessary for survival! Yeah that is weird....

hows this fallin in a sink hole making ur way through the sewers climbing out a manhole only to be beheaded by a passing bus

Or making your way through an active minefield, only to trip over a duck and crack your head open on a rock.

pixy stick overdose...

When I said the bee thing, I just meant a non-algeric person dying from being stung too many times.

getting hit in the face by a pie laced with Ricin.

Complications arising from giving birth at a rather racuous showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. In full costume.

Being turned into a newt by an irate wiccan for telling her to stop insulting her and your own ancestors' memories. And then um... Being eaten by a British Punk Band's Lead Singer.

lol

*Pictures a thug in a beater, screaming like a girl, flailing his arms and yelling "omg you hax!!"*


I once saw this black guy in the subway, all tough and black-guy esque and as he walks past us... Guess what he's singing.









Scooby-doo.


And my way to die is: Falling into a hole-trap thing while fleeing from a bull, then having the bull full in on top of you.

This happened to a man by the name of David Douglas, who has the same name as my uncle.

-Sponatneous combustion.
-Being eaten alive by a koala bear.
-Being eaten alive by your best friend when you're trapped in the Andes.
-Tripping on the sidewalk and falling so that your head gets stuck in the gutter drain right where a bus stops.
-Being struck by lightining on a clear day.
And this one which actually happened while my boyfriend was studying to become a mortician: A girl was giving a guy head when they got into a car accident. He died from blood loss and she died from asphyxiation.

indegestion caused by 3 year old klondike bar...

What, did the person have HIV or something?
You've clearly never had cum in your eye...

-snip-
You stole that from Magnolia.

You've clearly never had cum in your eye...

rotovia...das nasty...

have a cat rip open your jugular while you are asleep and drink your blood

attacked by richard simmons...

attacked by richard simmons...
Strangled by Richard Simmons.

rotovia...das nasty...
I live to please...;)

Strangled by Richard Simmons.
I'm pretty sure that is being attacked by Richard Simmon

Strangled by Richard Simmons.

Receiving a Turkish slap from Richard Simmons.

Killed by fire ants.
Superglued to the side of the Space Shuttle just before launch.
Run over by a glacier.
Dissolved in acid.
Drowning in a vat of rejected semen behind a sperm bank.

(Apparently, this is a true torture method in SOutheast Asia) CLear a patch of land and seed it to grow bamboo. Be staked spread-eagled in the middle of the patch of land and over a peroid of two weeks, be given nothing but water until the new bamboo shoots grow through your body, killing you. :eek:

Accidentally get locked into a dehydrator.
Jump into the La Brea Tarpits on a dare. Never escape.
Your asshole siezes shut, and you die from inability to evacuate your bowels.

And the worst one I can think of:

Being strapped in a chair in a featureless white room with the proper tubing to carry away excrement, an I.V. for nutrition, and to be left there indefinitely. Until you finally die of boredom.

nicking yourself while shaving...your balls...

Run over by a glacier.

:D haha

Falling off of a cliff into the mouth of a lion that's on FIRE!

nicking yourself while shaving...your balls...
SI... dats nasty...

SI... dats nasty...

just trying to keep up with you... ;)

Aside from my other God-like ways to die, here's number three.

Three: Having someone rip out the jugular vein in your throat, then cramming it in your mouth so while you die of blood loss, you drown in your own blood.

*shutters*

Aside from my other God-like ways to die, here's number three.

Three: Having someone rip out the jugular vein in your throat, then cramming it in your mouth so while you die of blood loss, you drown in your own blood.

*shutters*
o thats yucky

Aside from my other God-like ways to die, here's number three.

Three: Having someone rip out the jugular vein in your throat, then cramming it in your mouth so while you die of blood loss, you drown in your own blood.

*shutters*


They should put that in a movie..

Atheists kill you because you said the words Jesus Christ is alive.

Atheists kill you because you claim you have proof God and Jesus exist.

*Yep, I have a fear of athiests killing me:sniper: No, not really:)*

You sneak up on you're dog and he bites you're head off is a classic:p

Ah, how about going bakc in time and a T-Rex swallows you whole;)

Aside from my other God-like ways to die, here's number three.

Three: Having someone rip out the jugular vein in your throat, then cramming it in your mouth so while you die of blood loss, you drown in your own blood.

*shutters*

thats something chuck norris would do...

thats something chuck norris would do...
...lol...wrong thread:D ...but it is true

...lol...wrong thread:D ...but it is true

it had to be said... :)

dieing of starvation because one day u desided to try and suck your own dick and getting stuck lol i didnt make this one up go it from a hilarious movie:)

Round house kicked by Chuck Norris while being pitied by Mr T.

Being stoned. As in having rocks thrown at you.

Not knowing that when pure sodium (NaCl) hit water, it makes an explosion. You have a huge chunck of it and no place to dispose of it. You throw it off a bridge into a river (this actually happened).

Having a speaker fall on you at a concert.

Being killed by bees.
If NaCl makes an explosion when it hits water, a Carnival Cruise would truely be a fun experience for the whole family. Nevermind the fact that there'd be nothing to sail in. :P

Step 1: Find some sidewalk
Step 2: Headbutt sidewalk
Step 3: Rinse and Repeat until proper state of death is reached

I think you're dead a long time before it's halfway through your body.
Kill joy.

Eating 2 Kg of Rice and waiting for it to absorb juices in stomach then poof!
Eating 2 Kg of Pasta and waiting for it to absorb juices in stomach then poof!
Humping a Pool Pump and having your member ripped off and you bleed out..

Humping a Pool Pump and having your member ripped off and you bleed out..

Where do you get this stuff from? :p

Where do you get this stuff from? :p
The Deepest Darkest Depths of my mind.

putting a stick of incence in your penis, lighting it, and leting it burn down all the way. the dying from the inability to pee.

putting a live electic eel up your ass

putting a stick of incence in your penis, lighting it, and leting it burn down all the way. the dying from the inability to pee.

Harlesburg - Your getting out-creeped.

- Mangling the inside of your own mouth with a pair of rusty kitchen shears.
- Drinking much, much, much, much, too much soda.
- Being drawn and quartered by a group of high school stoners riding mopeds.
- BADGER FIGHTS!!!

putting a stick of incence in your penis, lighting it, and leting it burn down all the way. the dying from the inability to pee.

putting a live electic eel up your ass

Actually it would be braver to get a catheter, stick it in said penis and administer drain-o via catheter.

Actually it would be braver to get a catheter, stick it in said penis and administer drain-o via catheter.

My nether-regions cringe.

Harlesburg - Your getting out-creeped.
Hmmm.

I'll save some creeping for later.

Siphoning Petrol through a drinking straw as your Chevy Pickup is low on Gas then having a Ciggy to have a rest.

pulling out your brain via your own rectum
Pulling your brain out via someone else's rectum. :D (Urgh, urgh, get out of my head...)

Choking on a live octopus (this actually happens, they eat them somewhere in eastern Asia)
Injecting applesauce into your veins
Drowning in melted chapstick.
Ceiling fan
Having someone remove your lungs with a letter opener
Being hit on the head by a speeding champagne cork
Being hit on the head with a penny.
Cheerleading—doing a flip and landing on your stomach, causing ruptures of the intestines and other internal organs.
Tripping on stairs, biting your tongue, falling unconscious, and bleeding to deaht through the major artery in your tongue

Injecting applesauce into your veins


Hm.. That or decapitating myself via a skyscraper. Piano wire. Glue. A Bungee cord.

Eating your weight in Blue Cheese

Eating your weight in Blue Cheese

Wouldn't you gag it out before you finished? Like trying to strangle yourself..

Stripping yourself naked, covering yourself in wet toilet paper, then running down the motorway shouting "wullah wullah wullah!" until uou die of heat exhaustion.

Step 1: Find some sidewalk
Step 2: Headbutt sidewalk
Step 3: Rinse and Repeat until proper state of death is reached

Feh. Falling off a sidewalk while climbing it is a much funnier way to die. Curse those Pythons for hogging all the good ideas.

CHoking yourself to death with your bare hands - not actually possible, you'd pass out from a lack of oxygen befoe you finish the job.

It's possible. While you are choking yourself crush your windpipe so that even when you go KO and release your throat you still can't get oxygen.

Death by drinking to much water.
Actually happened. Woman accidentally ingested some liquid cleaning agent stuff, called for help, got the suggestion that while help was coming to her to drink lots of water to dilute the stuff. By the time the help was there she'd died from her stomach being ruptured due to drinking over 4 gallons of water.

Hmmm.

I'll save some creeping for later.

Siphoning Petrol through a drinking straw as your Chevy Pickup is low on Gas then having a Ciggy to have a rest.
Haha, my mate was in China when his minibus ran out of fuel. Driver buys some more and starts siphoning. Then lights up - siphon, drag, siphon, drag... something of a stampede resulted.

Oh, another true story - two guy's died when cleaning a large pizza oven. Another worker shut the oven and turned it on, not realising they were inside. Gruesome.

The weirdest death I have actually ever heard of was at a carnival. It was on the Gravitron ride. Basically the operators had the ride door open to let some air in and the music was blaring. Some girl tried to stick her head in to tell the operators something just as they were starting up the ride. Instant decapitation and the head rolled across the floor *shudders*.

Hmmm...

Breaking a vertabrae in an intense auto-fellatio attempt.

Water-poisoning (by drinking distilled water).

Or how about this one that actually happened in Sweden just the other day: A boy that climbed on top of a parked train car got too close to the power wire above and was killed by 16,000 volts through his body.

Ooh... having every piece of flesh between your knees and your navel devoured by a someone tripping out on PCP who was originally going down on you, then believed he was in fact eating a steak. Of course, you're on PCP as well...

Being forced to listen to the same f*cking rap "music" on the equally f*cking radio every single bastard day!! :headbang:

That isn't necessarily the weirdest way to die, but being killed by somebody who was driven insane by it and took up a hobby which involved screwdrivers and a couple of batteries might just qualify.

I heard a story/urban myth about the weird death of a cat burgalar. He was trying to break into the 6th floor and lost his balance falling to the ground. Luckily for him there was two large canopies below him so he fell to the ground without dieing. However he left his torch on the ledge of the which then fell hitting him on the head killing him instantly.

Two: Get to the top of a tall skyscraper. Tie a bungie chord to your legs and then tie that cord to something to prevent you from hitting the ground. Then wrap a piano wire around your neck, glue your hands to your head and jump. The piano wire will cut off your head, but your hands will still be attached, and hopefully the bungie chord held firm. The end result should be you hanging off a skyscraper upside down, holding your own head.



Don't worry, there's no sugar...

That is just macabre... speaking of macabre, another way to die is to read the Da Vinci Code whilst hanging upside down, so the slow build up of pressure mercifully cuts short you reading that festering pile of crap...

How about merrily sliding down a banister, getting this strange tingly-icy feeling, looking down & realizing it's lined with razors?

Other than LG's white room, this is prolly the nastiest thing I've ever heard. I can almost feel the panic spreading just from thinking about it.. Yikes!

Don't worry, there's no sugar...

That is just macabre... speaking of macabre, another way to die is to read the Da Vinci Code whilst hanging upside down, so the slow build up of pressure mercifully cuts short you reading that festering pile of crap...

Now that is a good one. :D

Wouldn't you gag it out before you finished? Like trying to strangle yourself..
Barfing up your own liver then eating it up again.