NationStates Jolt Archive

This is in response to all the hurt feelings over French surrender jokes. Suck it up, you thin skinned whiny babies. People bash ALL countries at one point or another. When people bash America, I defend her if it's unjustified, and if it IS justified, I either keep my mouth shut, or I agree.

If you can't take the cold reality that is NS general, just leave. Bye. See ya!

America = stupid, redneck, warmongering, uneducated, fat people
France = Cheese eating surrender monkeys
Canada = Beaver humping, gay, French wannabes
China = Dog eating communists with little pee pees
Britain = yellow toothed inbreds with no sense of comedy


Feel free to add any I missed.

No Dutch?

This is in response to all the hurt feelings over French surrender jokes. Suck it up, you thin skinned whiny babies. People bash ALL countries at one point or another. When people bash America, I defend her if it's unjustified, and if it IS justified, I either keep my mouth shut, or I agree.

If you can't take the cold reality that is NS general, just leave. Bye. See ya!

America = stupid, redneck, warmongering, uneducated, fat people
France = Cheese eating surrender monkeys
Canada = Beaver humping, gay, French wannabes
China = Dog eating communists with little pee pees
Britain = yellow toothed inbreds with no sense of comedy


Feel free to add any I missed.

I'm from Manchuria, but I live in America. What does that make me? A Vodka Drinking Dog-Eating Slanty Eye'D warmongering communist redneck?

:D

Yeah, you've got a point.

No Dutch?
Whats the point of making fun of the Dutch? They're like a walking self parody.

Britain = yellow toothed inbreds with no sense of comedy.
The royal family are Germans, in fact.

I'll conceed the yellow toothed inbreds thing, but don't think there's a wide stereotype that Britions have no sense of comedy. From what i've read Britain is famous world wide for it's comedy >.>

Anyway, I don't mind most French bashing except when it's incredibly hypocritical. For example, Americans whining on about how they (personally?) saved the French in WW2, when they were saved by them during the revolution, or saying that they are too arrogant, which is just laughable coming from Americans.

Besides, only we should get the right to gloat about French military ineptness, since we beat them the most.

Whats the point of making fun of the Dutch? They're like a walking self parody.
hm...mmmm.....okay:p

The royal family are Germans, in fact.
That explains alot! :rolleyes: (theres my barb on Germany!)

snip....


Isnt Chellis an American? Why would he get so upset about French jokes.

Anyway the French have such noted history. Which I will leave some links to just a few French facts so that you can all ponder why you dislike the French so much.

http://beanbagcentral.com/kritter/archives/chirac.jpg

http://history1900s.about.com/library/holocaust/blhitler38.htm

http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/allies2.htm

http://www.thbz.org/e2/french_surrender.php#N475
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-frenchsurrendermonkey.htm

Britain = yellow toothed inbreds with no sense of comedy

At least give us a remotely accurate stereotype. Inbred only applies to the royalty. Most people agree that British comedy is better than the crap than comes out of other countries. And yellow teeth is probably something Americans made up when they couldn't think of anything to include in their stereotype.

This is in response to all the hurt feelings over French surrender jokes. Suck it up, you thin skinned whiny babies. People bash ALL countries at one point or another. When people bash America, I defend her if it's unjustified, and if it IS justified, I either keep my mouth shut, or I agree.

If you can't take the cold reality that is NS general, just leave. Bye. See ya!

America = stupid, redneck, warmongering, uneducated, fat people
France = Cheese eating surrender monkeys
Canada = Beaver humping, gay, French wannabes
China = Dog eating communists with little pee pees
Britain = yellow toothed inbreds with no sense of comedy


Feel free to add any I missed.

Americans are pretty big. Like it or not we were indeed an essential part of winngin both world wars. Yes, we love our guns and good fight.

France isnt slow on chucking in the towel. HEY, who doesnt like cheese?

Canada, man! Leave Canada the feck alone, everyone knows Quebec doesnt count--French Canada is like the Great Norths very own Asshole storage device.

China, for the last time Koreans eat dogs, and yes they do. Those pee-pees may be little but by the last ensus they also work real fecking good.

Britain, the gene pool is not their fault it is a small Island. That aside they are some funny motherfeckers.

At least give us a remotely accurate stereotype. Inbred only applies to the royalty. Most people agree that British comedy is better than the crap than comes out of other countries. And yellow teeth is probably something Americans made up when they couldn't think of anything to include in their stereotype.
Jesus christ! You don't really "get" the whole point of the thread, do you? :rolleyes:

~EDIT~ For you "slow" ones out there, my point is that you should be able to laugh at shit, without taking it too seriously, because MOST nations stereotypes aren't even based on any kind of fact.

At least give us a remotely accurate stereotype. Inbred only applies to the royalty. Most people agree that British comedy is better than the crap than comes out of other countries. And yellow teeth is probably something Americans made up when they couldn't think of anything to include in their stereotype.
No the yellow teeth came from the netherworld of stereoypes, just like everything else on the list. It has something to do with toothbrushes or bad dentists or evil tooth fairies.
Anyway, here is a better one:

Britain: Black Pudding eating, yellow toothed (when they still have any left, as most lose their last tooth by 15) imperialist dogs with cockneyed accents and an overt fondness for monocles.
Happy now? Yes? Good, have a cookie.

Isnt Chellis an American? Why would he get so upset about French jokes.

Anyway the French have such noted history. Which I will leave some links to just a few French facts so that you can all ponder why you dislike the French so much.



Course, when an expensive and supposedly well trained American army withdrew from Vietnam after a bunch of third world peasants made it too difficult to keep it up, it wasn't a surrender - it was a triumph...just the liberal hippies ruined it, that's right! America didn't loose...it is impossible for them to loose...THE MASTER RACE CANNOT FAIL! NOO!

;)

Pretty obvious flamebaiting. Locked.