NationStates Jolt Archive


Celebratory NS Animation

Sirocco
13-11-2005, 14:34
To celebrate NationStates' third birthday, I've written and drawn a small 'animation' starring SalusaSecondus.

Enjoy! (http://artpad.art.com/?ipwai5q3wt0)

Addendum: it works best if you put the speed to maximum.

Further addendum: Imagine film noir music playing while you watch.
Super-power
13-11-2005, 14:44
Genius!
Kanabia
13-11-2005, 14:49
Daddy, why is the man leaking red stuff?
I V Stalin
13-11-2005, 14:55
Goddamn! I'm trying to write two essays, and you distract me with this?! Bloody good, though!
Pure Metal
13-11-2005, 15:01
brilliant! :)

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/4619/sal8ie.jpg
Teh_pantless_hero
13-11-2005, 15:19
Was his cellphone a potato?
Sirocco
13-11-2005, 15:32
Actually, he's supposed to be holding the phone to his ear with his other arm. The squeaking 'potato' is a hamster called Geoff. :)
Kanabia
13-11-2005, 15:39
Actually, he's supposed to be holding the phone to his ear with his other arm. The squeaking 'potato' is a hamster called Geoff. :)

Were any animals harmed during the production of this animation?
Poopoosdf
13-11-2005, 15:39
I believe that was a hamster of sorts. I want to be a mod! Yet, I have no programming experience. Pity.
Monkeypimp
13-11-2005, 15:41
That story was far too complex for me to follow.
FairyTInkArisen
13-11-2005, 15:46
wow........i'm lost for words..............
Keruvalia
13-11-2005, 15:56
*stealth!*
*descend!*
*gurgle*

:D

Gripping!
Blu-tac
13-11-2005, 16:10
I'm confuzled.... you said it was SHORT! far too complicated for 3 o'clock on a sunday afternoon...
The Mindset
13-11-2005, 16:18
That story was far too complex for me to follow.
This might be simpler:

http://www.illspirit.co.uk/thirdbirthday.html

EDIT: Poo, my hosting is borked. :(
Eutrusca
13-11-2005, 16:20
To celebrate NationStates' third birthday, I've written and drawn a small 'animation' starring SalusaSecondus.

Enjoy! (http://artpad.art.com/?ipwai5q3wt0)
CLASSIC! Kudos! :D
Eutrusca
13-11-2005, 16:22
I believe that was a hamster of sorts. I want to be a mod! Yet, I have no programming experience. Pity.
Yeah! Me too! The power ... the POWER! Mwahahahahaha! :D
The Mindset
13-11-2005, 16:30
This might be simpler:

http://www.illspirit.co.uk/thirdbirthday.html

EDIT: Poo, my hosting is borked. :(

http://img276.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thirdbirthday1by.swf

:D:D
Eutrusca
13-11-2005, 16:35
http://img276.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thirdbirthday1by.swf
A bit ... um ... repetitive, is it not? :p
The Mindset
13-11-2005, 16:39
A bit ... um ... repetitive, is it not? :p
Simple minds require simple routines. :P
Sirocco
13-11-2005, 17:39
It's Max Barry's severed head floating in blackness with someone saying "Can't touch this"! I loves it.
The Mindset
13-11-2005, 18:32
It's Max Barry's severed head floating in blackness with someone saying "Can't touch this"! I loves it.

Well, no, but it will be that if you don't have Flash Player 8 installed, since weird things happen to version 8 swfs when played on older versions.
Erastide
13-11-2005, 18:57
Sirocco, that was another lovely animation. :) The hamster was so cute! :fluffle:
Arizona Nova
13-11-2005, 19:19
Lol, huzzah for both flashes, and happy third birthday NS!
Harlesburg
16-11-2005, 09:23
To celebrate NationStates' third birthday, I've written and drawn a small 'animation' starring SalusaSecondus.

Enjoy! (http://artpad.art.com/?ipwai5q3wt0)

Addendum: it works best if you put the speed to maximum.

Further addendum: Imagine film noir music playing while you watch.
Easily worthy of an Oscar.
ind you those things are worthless but still best Storyline and Cinematography ever.
NERVUN
16-11-2005, 10:05
Great!

Though now I have an urge to create a poll on if SalusaSecondus is The Phantom of the Opera or The Shadow... ;)
Santa Barbara
16-11-2005, 10:10
While I thought it was excellent, unfortunately the pornographic material contained within traumatized my nephew and my brother has chosen to file a civil suit against you, Salusa. Also, I didn't particularly appreciate the part with all the zombie sex. Bad Salusa! No wonder NS is so corrupt! It's run by zombies and their sympathizers!
Osutoria-Hangarii
16-11-2005, 11:00
my story is better

The Life and Times of Robert E. Lee (http://artpad.art.com/?iq1l2o18zw1s)
Harlesburg
18-11-2005, 10:30
my story is better

The Life and Times of Robert E. Lee (http://artpad.art.com/?iq1l2o18zw1s)
Is it really?
Sirocco
18-11-2005, 12:17
Heh, I've done others too. I'm going to do an 'animation starring each mod. I've already done Katganistan, TJ Hairball, and Cogitation. You can all decide who's next if you like.
The Plutonian Empire
18-11-2005, 13:09
Heh, I've done others too. I'm going to do an 'animation starring each mod. I've already done Katganistan, TJ Hairball, and Cogitation. You can all decide who's next if you like.
can you star Myrth, even though he's not a mod anymore?
Ariddia
18-11-2005, 13:26
Very nice! :D
Legless Pirates
18-11-2005, 13:34
Take this (http://artpad.art.com/?iq5hk14dk2g)!
Potaria
18-11-2005, 13:36
Take this (http://artpad.art.com/?iq5hk14dk2g)!

Crapart rocks!!!
Monkeypimp
18-11-2005, 13:37
Take this (http://artpad.art.com/?iq5hk14dk2g)!

short and to the point.



:)
Legless Pirates
18-11-2005, 13:43
God I love Artpad

http://artpad.art.com/?iq5hszmt2y8
Potaria
18-11-2005, 13:45
God I love Artpad

http://artpad.art.com/?iq5hszmt2y8

Whoa, is that the elephant man coming out of the cake!?
Legless Pirates
18-11-2005, 13:47
Whoa, is that the elephant man coming out of the cake!?
It's Sal!.... you might not recognise him because he isn't wearing any clothes

How about now?

http://artpad.art.com/?iq5i9l1gi6dg
Pure Metal
18-11-2005, 13:47
Take this (http://artpad.art.com/?iq5hk14dk2g)!
rarr!! (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iq5i6x154ztg)
Potaria
18-11-2005, 13:48
It's official: Artpad rocks.
Legless Pirates
18-11-2005, 13:52
rarr!! (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iq5i6x154ztg)
http://artpad.art.com/?iq5if1pf9gk

And yes Artpad does rock
Pure Metal
18-11-2005, 13:57
http://artpad.art.com/?iq5if1pf9gk

lol!
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iq5inf1l7ass ;) (hahaha my link says "ass" lolololol :D)
(artpad rules)
Legless Pirates
18-11-2005, 14:09
lol!
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iq5inf1l7ass ;) (hahaha my link says "ass" lolololol :D)
(artpad rules)
http://artpad.art.com/yo-momma's-ass (http://artpad.art.com/?iq5iya1gjitw)

:p
Pure Metal
18-11-2005, 14:14
http://artpad.art.com/yo-momma's-ass (http://artpad.art.com/?iq5iya1gjitw)

:p
lol! your wish is my command, o pirate master :D

*sparks one up*


*goes to work :( *
Legless Pirates
18-11-2005, 14:19
lol! your wish is my command, o pirate master :D

*sparks one up*


*goes to work :( *
I'm AT work :p
Potaria
18-11-2005, 14:57
I'm AT work :p

*hands you a special brownie*

That's the spirit!
Pure Metal
18-11-2005, 15:05
I'm AT work :p
so was i :p
...and am still
just had to go actually do some work ;)