NationStates Jolt Archive

Nicole Richie Writes a Book...

Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 09:59
Compared to other teen heiresses and "actresses," I don't think that Nicole Richie is that bad. She was a bit immature in the Simple Life, but she's never done anything really distasteful.
But a book? There are already enough terrible, contemporary novels today, without additions from untalented celebrities. How many times to we have to watch Crystal* chose between her boyfriend Danny* and her best friend Chantal*? Or Brittney* decide which boy she likes more: the cute one she met on her summer vacation, or her devoted but dorky neighbour?
And now, Nicole tells a story "loosely" based on her life, filled with weak metaphors and poor grammar? (Chapter Excerpt: http://www.harpercollins.com/global_scripts/product_catalog/book_xml.asp?isbn=0060883855&tc=cx). Somebody find me my copy of Jane Eyre before I have an aneurism.


*Apologies if one of these is your name.
Neu Leonstein
13-11-2005, 10:11
I wonder whether she text-messaged it to her ghost writer...
Soviet Haaregrad
13-11-2005, 10:13
Nicole Richie can read?
Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 10:16
Nicole Richie can read?

Maybe not. She may have dictated it to a stenographer, which would only require knowledge of spoken english.
That is if she really wrote it.
Neu Leonstein
13-11-2005, 10:18
Shur she can reed. U cant use a cell if u cant reed. wud B 2 hard.
Grainne Ni Malley
13-11-2005, 10:19
I have two words. Yay.
Carops
13-11-2005, 10:20
Airhead
Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 10:21
I have two words. Yay.

Lol...took me a minute to get that one.
Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 10:22
Airhead

I or Nicole?
Grainne Ni Malley
13-11-2005, 10:26
Lol...took me a minute to get that one.

Yeah. I couldn't be bothered with trying to think of a second word. It reminds me of one of my favorite t-shirts: Siks munce ago i coodnt evun spel gradjuwat and now I are won!
Daistallia 2104
13-11-2005, 10:26
At Mode, people acted up, hooked up, and threw up, and the paparazzi stood outside to shoot the stars as they went in looking fabulous and staggered out totally gone. Guess which kinds of photos got published? You're right! Both kinds got published.

That's as far as I got. I'm fearful that even that might have caused serious drain bramage.
Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 10:32
That's as far as I got. I'm fearful that even that might have caused serious drain bramage.


The exclamation mark did it. Punctuation in the wrong hands can be seriously deadly.
Carops
13-11-2005, 10:32
I or Nicole?
Miss Ritchie
Sorry
Daistallia 2104
13-11-2005, 10:35
The exclamation mark did it. Punctuation in the wrong hands can be seriously deadly.


By the way, thanks for letting us know about this treasure. I'm already thinking of which awful people I can give this to for Xmas. :eek:
Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 10:35
Miss Ritchie
Sorry

That's all right. No harm done.
Terrorist Cakes
13-11-2005, 10:36
By the way, thanks for letting us know about this treasure. I'm already thinking of which awful people I can give this to for Xmas. :eek:

I'm glad to help with the committing of any evil deed.