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My laptop is officialy posessed. The cooling fan broke, so the Dell guy (it was under warantee) replaced it. It does not work. So, now their going to replace the motherboard. Which will take a long time. And I have a paper due monday.

Would anyone like to try to exorsize the demon out of my laptop?

Can't. Dell prepackages demons into all their computers. You can't remove it without destroying your computer. Sorry.

The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
The power of Christ compels you
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well it's hard to exorcise a laptop

the whol sprinkling holy water thing tends to short things out;)

Thank God I'm a Lutheran.

well it's hard to exorcise a laptop

the whol sprinkling holy water thing tends to short things out;)

Is it possible to evaporate the water, leaving Holy Dust?

Can you write the paper by hand? You know, like they did in the Stone Age.

Can you write the paper by hand? You know, like they did in the Stone Age.

Write...with Pencil?

Do they even make those any more?

Write...with Pencil?

Do they even make those any more?

I bought one at an antique store once.

Can you write the paper by hand? You know, like they did in the Stone Age.

A lot of teachers won't even take handwritten papers anymore.

My laptop is officialy posessed. The cooling fan broke, so the Dell guy (it was under warantee) replaced it. It does not work. So, now their going to replace the motherboard. Which will take a long time. And I have a paper due monday.

Would anyone like to try to exorsize the demon out of my laptop?
Never!

A lot of teachers won't even take handwritten papers anymore.

Very correct. My prof didn't even give us guidelines for a handwritten paper. Even If I had decent enough handwriting to do it, I wouldn't know where to begin in regards to format.

The only solution to your demon is buy a Mac or Linux running machine. Windows IS the demon.

The only solution to your demon is buy a Mac or Linux running machine. Windows IS the demon.

I disagree. Windows can be beaten into submission on a proper machine. His problem is the fact that it is a Dell computer.

A lot of teachers won't even take handwritten papers anymore.
I know it is a scurge.

I disagree. Windows can be beaten into submission on a proper machine. His problem is the fact that it is a Dell computer.

exactly, Dell = lousy comp

you need a better computer

what kind of processor were you running before?

exactly, Dell = lousy comp

you need a better computer

what kind of processor were you running before?

Then what company do you suggest I buy my next computer from?

And I lack the knowlege or the modivation to build my own.

Then what company do you suggest I buy my next computer from?

And I lack the knowlege or the modivation to build my own.
Buy a Dell i hear they are good.

Then what company do you suggest I buy my next computer from?

And I lack the knowlege or the modivation to build my own.

well, Compaq's and HP's are both good, that's what I run, and what I would recommend. They're good with laptops.

Buy a Dell i hear they are good.

*bangs head against table*

well, Compaq's and HP's are both good, that's what I run, and what I would recommend. They're good with laptops.

I heard that Compaqs suck.

I heard that Compaqs suck.

they used to, but HP bought them out about 2 years ago and turned the company around.

I have a Compaq Presario v2000 series and I love it.

*bangs head against table*
I like their ads the guy is like one sandwich short of a picnic.

Use a typewriter.

Use a typewriter.

And where the HELL am I going to find a typewriter?!

And where the HELL am I going to find a typewriter?!
Antique Shop.
Just remember to add the paper those things dont print it out you know.;)

Ahh, yet another one falls to the dodgy transistor company...

You see, South, the problem isn't that your laptop is posessed. On the contrary, it's not working well because it's not as posessed as it should be. You need more demons. They make the magic black smoke that makes your computer run properly.

I disagree. Windows can be beaten into submission on a proper machine. His problem is the fact that it is a Dell computer.
The solution: find a HP and place it beside the Dell. All the problems will transfer to the HP. Keep in mind the Demon will increase in power as it enters the HP making it more uselees than it was before.

The solution: find a HP and place it beside the Dell. All the problems will transfer to the HP. Keep in mind the Demon will increase in power as it enters the HP making it more uselees than it was before.
zomgz taht demon attak drains my hp

And where the HELL am I going to find a typewriter?!
I've got one, it is in my closet sitting beside my musket, machete and collection of writing quills.

I've got one, it is in my closet sitting beside my musket, machete and collection of writing quills.

You've probably got one of those horseless carriages out back, don't you?

Isn't bolol a computer exorcist? [/forum knowledge topic: sigs]

I need a typewriter for finals... half so its legible, half to prove that I can do it, and half to piss off everyone with the click click briiiinnnngggg!

You've probably got one of those horseless carriages out back, don't you?
Pfft, don't be stupid. Bulls can't pull a carriage, they're too unpredictable.

I need a typewriter for finals... half so its legible, half to prove that I can do it, and half to piss off everyone with the click click briiiinnnngggg!
Would you like a calculator with that?

My laptop is officialy posessed. The cooling fan broke, so the Dell guy (it was under warantee) replaced it. It does not work. So, now their going to replace the motherboard. Which will take a long time. And I have a paper due monday.

Would anyone like to try to exorsize the demon out of my laptop?

the fan in my laptop is crap. i have to set the whole computer on bottle caps so enough air can get in to cool the motor. dell is the devil. they even sound the same. dell...devil...dell...devil, see?

From http://www.demonbuster.com/:

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automibile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus.

There you go :)

Would you like a calculator with that?
You mean slide rule, young man!

And I actually do have a typewriter, machete, and writing quills. Regretfully, no musket, and this failure fills me with great shame.

the fan in my laptop is crap. i have to set the whole computer on bottle caps so enough air can get in to cool the motor. dell is the devil. they even sound the same. dell...devil...dell...devil, see?
And if you rearrange the letters of the word Dell, you get Dlel, which means absolutely nothing. Really, its true.

And if you rearrange the letters of the word Dell, you get Dlel, which means absolutely nothing. Really, its true.

And you get Edll...which also means nothing.

And you get Edll...which also means nothing.
0MFGZ!!! T3H C0N5P1R4CY!!!1!!!shift+1!!!!

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is that the sign of the apocalypse?

is that the sign of the apocalypse?
I beleive it is.

is that the sign of the apocalypse?
Its a sign of your mom!
Thats right, your mom is series of colored punctuation marks, I said it, you wanna do something about it?

You mean slide rule, young man!

And I actually do have a typewriter, machete, and writing quills. Regretfully, no musket, and this failure fills me with great shame.
I was talking about this:

Babbage's differential engine (http://www.kcl.ac.uk/humanities/history/images/Babbage.jpeg)

But whatever.

¬_¬

Ahh, yet another one falls to the dodgy transistor company...

You see, South, the problem isn't that your laptop is posessed. On the contrary, it's not working well because it's not as posessed as it should be. You need more demons. They make the magic black smoke that makes your computer run properly.

Or maybe the demon requires some sort of sacrifice. I'd suggest goat's blood, but it's a bitch to clean up after.

You have the right to remain BURNED!

Its a sign of your mom!
Thats right, your mom is series of colored punctuation marks, I said it, you wanna do something about it?
That's it! You 'n me, outside. Nobody calls my mother a series of coloured punctuation marks! If anything, she is a sequence of coloured punctuation mark!

That's it! You 'n me, outside. Nobody calls my mother a series of coloured punctuation marks! If anything, she is a sequence of coloured punctuation mark!
All right, let's go!
Though it won't make much difference, what with the whole being in different countries thing.

Its a sign of your mom!
Thats right, your mom is series of colored punctuation marks, I said it, you wanna do something about it?

oh oh...no he didnt, you wanna make a move homes??

oh oh...no he didnt, you wanna make a move homes??
Why, of course. King's Bishop to B9. CHECKMATE!

Why, of course. King's Bishop to B9. CHECKMATE!
*bashes bishop (with Queen's Rook)*

What. What? Don't look at me like that, you know you wanted to type it.

You mean slide rule, young man!

And I actually do have a typewriter, machete, and writing quills. Regretfully, no musket, and this failure fills me with great shame.
Pfft abacus is where it is at.