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I been thinkin' creationism and evolutionism lately. I have come to a decision. God is a lazy friggin' ass. He created evolution so that he could totter off and take a nap.

Barring the profanity, that actually makes some sense.

It's definitely a more plausible theory than anything Avalon has mentioned.

Lazy? Man, you don't know how hard it is to code that stuff. Seriously, it'd take months and a helluvalotta stimulants to come up with a self-regulating system like that.

The creator God must be one mad programmer.

Lazy? Man, you don't know how hard it is to code that stuff. Seriously, it'd take months and a helluvalotta stimulants to come up with a self-regulating system like that.

The creator God must be one mad programmer.
:p yeah.

Lazy? Man, you don't know how hard it is to code that stuff. Seriously, it'd take months and a helluvalotta stimulants to come up with a self-regulating system like that.

The creator God must be one mad programmer.

Complete with illogicalities- only using 4 of the 6 nucleotides, 20 of over 100 amino acids, and an uneven distribution of code combinations to amino acids (some amino acids have a dozen 3-nucleotide codes, while others only have 1), for example.

So, yeah, I'd say He was using lots of stimulants. As to what kind... Well, we can only speculate one what plants He created first.

As to what kind... Well, we can only speculate one what plants He created first.

As an atheist I shouldn't know this, but....


Genesis 1:12 (I think)

...and the earth brought forth grass and herb yielding seed, and He saw that it was good.

As an atheist I shouldn't know this, but....


Genesis 1:12 (I think)

...and the earth brought forth grass and herb yielding seed, and He saw that it was good.

smoketh it.

As an atheist I shouldn't know this, but....


Genesis 1:12 (I think)

...and the earth brought forth grass and herb yielding seed, and He saw that it was good.
Makes me wonder why so few hippies are Christians...

I predict that in approximately 5-7 posts, this will devolve into a flamewar between creationists and evolutionists.

I predict that in approximately 5-7 posts, this will devolve into a flamewar between creationists and evolutionists.
I predict this'll be locked as spam in approximately 3 posts. Or, at least, be so spammy that actual discussion becomes impossible.

I predict that in approximately 5-7 posts, this will devolve into a flamewar between creationists and evolutionists.


You mean to tell me that Evolutionists are still around? I thaught only us Creationists remained here on Earth. :p

You mean to tell me that Evolutionists are still around? I thaught only us Creationists remained here on Earth. :p
Really? I thought creationists went to heaven - isn't that the whole point of it?

You mean to tell me that Evolutionists are still around? I thaught only us Creationists remained here on Earth. :p

Yes, the creationists have been left behind.

Ironic, huh?

you're all wrong: we all live in a gigantic version of the sims running on god's PC.
just you wait till the great general protection fault that'll crash god's PC and our universe

you're all wrong: we all live in a gigantic version of the sims running on god's PC.
just you wait till the great general protection fault that'll crash god's PC and our universe
Does anyone have a cracked version of the latest GOS? I'd love to have an up time like that!!

you're all wrong: we all live in a gigantic version of the sims running on god's PC.
just you wait till the great general protection fault that'll crash god's PC and our universe


Oh shit, he's not running windows is he?

Makes me wonder why so few hippies are Christians...
....and why so few Christians are hippies......

Oh shit, he's not running windows is he?

Yes, even God is answerable to Bill Gates....

Yes, even God is answerable to Bill Gates....
don't you think that God would have struck down Gates by now if he was really running windows?

I mean, God is busy, even more busy than we are, and we all get tired of downloading updates and patches, just so that it will work to a bare minimum of our expectations.

Who even said there was a god???

If we speak to god we are praying, but if he/she (you dont know) talks back to us then we are put in a looney bin!!!

How come he only tell people to commit mass genocide anyway???

Wait, thats a whole new topic.

Views Please
:headbang: :sniper:

Damn i hate philosophy (if its spelt right)

Oh shit, he's not running windows is he?

By that analogy the devil would be some kind of malware and Jesus would be a service pack. The Bible would probably be the EULA: nobody reads it and nobody understands it anyway.

This reminds me of that futurama episode were bender gets addicted to electricity and turns to religon, And you have the "good book 2.0".

How do we know that we are not part of something bigger? like a chair leg, i mean, come on, look at a diagram of an atom, then look at a diagram of our solar system, they look similar, Our god may be some kind of cosmic tree.

Damn, I REALLY HATE PHILOSPHIC COMMENTS!
:headbang: :sniper:

Damn, I REALLY HATE PHILOSPHIC COMMENTS!
Then what the heck are you even doing here? That's all we ever do. Assuming you meant Philosophic, of course. Philosphic is probably just the study of Phils. Which is a pretty interesting field in its own right, of course.

This reminds me of that futurama episode were bender gets addicted to electricity and turns to religon, And you have the "good book 2.0".

How do we know that we are not part of something bigger? like a chair leg, i mean, come on, look at a diagram of an atom, then look at a diagram of our solar system, they look similar, Our god may be some kind of cosmic tree.
What have you been smoking, and where can I get hold of some?

....and why so few Christians are hippies......
Isn't that just rephrasing my question?

Complete with illogicalities- only using 4 of the 6 nucleotides, 20 of over 100 amino acids, and an uneven distribution of code combinations to amino acids (some amino acids have a dozen 3-nucleotide codes, while others only have 1), for example.

So, yeah, I'd say He was using lots of stimulants. As to what kind... Well, we can only speculate one what plants He created first.
To completely drag this OT - the most codons that any one AA has is 6, technically you could have thousands of variations of amino acids not just 100, one of the 20 amino acids isn't amino it's imino, you mean 4 of the 6 nitrogenous bases, not nucleotides (variation in number of phosphate groups creates more, sort of) and what is the sixth base of which you speak?

Also, God would probably have the same goals as evolutionary forces - keep it simple, keep it safe.

He created evolution so that he could totter off and take a nap.

That's such a non-intellectual cop-out.

That's such a non-intellectual cop-out.
and God taking the nap saw that it was good, (puts +1 to his golf score sheet that has golf crossed out and purgatory written in)

Isn't that just rephrasing my question?
not really.......basically you were asking why so many pot smokers weren't Christians, and I was asking why so many Christians don't smoke pot.

there is a difference.

I was asking why so many Christians don't smoke pot.
IT IS A SINFUL PLEASURE, TO PARTAKE IN VICE! [/fire and brimstone]

Makes me wonder why so few hippies are Christians...
I like the Pope, the pope smokes dope.

IT IS A SINFUL PLEASURE, TO PARTAKE IN VICE! [/fire and brimstone]
I know.

not really.......basically you were asking why so many pot smokers weren't Christians, and I was asking why so many Christians don't smoke pot.

there is a difference.
Me: Why aren't pot-smokers Christian?
You: Why aren't Christians Pot-smokers?
Me: What's the difference?
You: Something.
Me: *Blinks* Oh! I see it now. Of course, Something obviously! How could I have missed that?

Me: Why aren't pot-smokers Christian?
You: Why aren't Christians Pot-smokers?
Me: What's the difference?
You: Something.
Me: *Blinks* Oh! I see it now. Of course, Something obviously! How could I have missed that?

Religious arguemnts own

IT IS A SINFUL PLEASURE, TO PARTAKE IN VICE! [/fire and brimstone]

It's also sinful to be greedy and overly materialistic, but that mostly gets swept under the carpet these days...