NationStates Jolt Archive

I have noticed that not many people are on right now i have put this down to the fact that last niht was a Friday night and many people in the North might be sleeping in after celebrating the Welsh 1 point victory over Fiji.
perhaps others are about to go the All Blacks Ireland match and all those in the best region are on the booze right now.

Where is everyone?

Umm...
what's the point of polling people who aren't here?:confused:

Umm...
what's the point of polling people who aren't here?:confused:
Well maybe you lured them into a detention centre?

You dont need to be out and about to be drunk on the net.:)

Nah, did enough of that last night. :D

Nah, did enough of that last night. :D
You are a prime example of what i am saying.

You are a prime example of what i am saying.

*bows* Why, thankyou sir.

*bows* Why, thankyou sir.
Tis a pleasure my Lord.

I'm currently sleeping in Fiddlebottoms' wine cellar.

I'm currently sleeping in Fiddlebottoms' wine cellar.
How much sleeping is going on???
I also assume you were on the turps last night?

How much sleeping is going on???
We had our fun on that front earlier.
I'm giving Tribes a brief break while I clean up a bit and have a sandwich. I will be back soon my love, and don't get too drunk.

EDIT: I just looked at the poll, and "Fiddlebottom's Wine Cellar" is actually a poll option, and its in 2nd place. That is just bizarre.
Perhaps I should start charging rent.

We had our fun on that front earlier.
I'm giving Tribes a brief break while I clean up a bit and have a sandwich. I will be back soon my love, and don't get too drunk.

EDIT: I just looked at the poll, and "Fiddlebottom's Wine Cellar" is actually a poll option, and its in 2nd place. That is just bizarre.
Perhaps I should start charging rent.
Perhaps you just i think you have let them get away with it for too long.

Did...did I just have gay sex...in this thread? Aw man, I promised myself that after the Reject Royalty Incident it would never happen again...

Also, I was at a beer fest friday and today I am finishing up my attempt at teetotaller. Considering I've been averaging quite drunk every night for a week before today (ranging from 4 pint tipsy to 12 pint-induced hangovers) I felt a night off was in order.

Go England on both accounts (all three if you include the Cricket situation)!

Did...did I just have gay sex...in this thread? Aw man, I promised myself that after the Reject Royalty Incident it would never happen again...
You know you can't resist this, baby.

You know you can't resist this, baby.
I would, but your current postcount (1947) is also the year that my Dad was born. In my mind, that makes it incest*. You sick bastard.

*Also the reason why Ahnuld could never get with this...:eek:

I would, but your current postcount (1947) is also the year that my Dad was born. In my mind, that makes it incest*. You sick bastard.
But with this post, I move on to 1948! Now, then, where were we? Oh yes, you were . . .

<Censored, censored, censored! Bad Fiddlebottoms! Not on NS! No!>

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post:

. . . but we'll have to be sure we clean up properly later, and I'm sure that that will all heal up quickly enough. Ciao, baby!

But with this post, I move on to 1948! Now, then, where were we? Oh yes, you were . . .

<Censored, censored, censored! Bad Fiddlebottoms! Not on NS! No!>

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post:

. . . but we'll have to be sure we clean up properly later, and I'm sure that that will all heal up quickly enough. Ciao, baby!
I do NOT recommend this man. In any. Shape. Or form.

Fiddlebottoms leads.

Fiddlebottoms leads.
Obviously. He's got gay sex & wine. Wouldn't make sense if he didn't lead.

Obviously. He's got gay sex & wine. Wouldn't make sense if he didn't lead.
Yes because the world dosent have enough gay sex.

Yes because the world dosent have enough gay sex.
Not just gay sex, inebriated gay sex in a cellar. That makes it at least 5 times more appealing.

Not just gay sex, inebriated gay sex in a cellar. That makes it at least 5 times more appealing.
So true, so true. I don't even have a cellar, but I suppose that's a good excuse for haunting Fiddles'

Not just gay sex, inebriated gay sex in a cellar. That makes it at least 5 times more appealing.
Only 5 times.
At least 6.

Only 5 times.
At least 6.
I said "at least 5", so most people will probably get 7-12 out of it. However, I had to account for the least excited people and, so that I don't dissapoint them, made it 5.

I said "at least 5", so most people will probably get 7-12 out of it. However, I had to account for the least excited people and, so that I don't dissapoint them, made it 5.
I know thats why i said at least 6 to account for the not so drunk ones.

I know thats why i said at least 6 to account for the not so drunk ones.
Yes, the lowest common denominator does screw things up in such matters. Still, I've got a basement full of people at my disposal, so I can't complain too much.

Yes, the lowest common denominator does screw things up in such matters. Still, I've got a basement full of people at my disposal, so I can't complain too much.
Yea, yea... Now shut up & come down & play :D

Dear god this Motana Reserve Gewürtztraminer is fucking nice; once this is finished, I might migrate onto that lovely Cabernet Sauvingnon Merlot; but I am definately not touching that $47 Witherhills Pinot Noir.

Dear god this Motana Reserve Gewürtztraminer is fucking nice; once this is finished, I might migrate onto that lovely Cabernet Sauvingnon Merlot; but I am definately not touching that $47 Witherhills Pinot Noir.
Ahhh the Wine Cellar?

When this thread was started I was in town getting drunk..

Ahhh the Wine Cellar?

Probably, where ever I'll be in the house, I'll me head down, ass up, waiting for you to ride me to town :D

ps. Now onto my second bottle for the night; onto the red :D

When this thread was started I was in town getting drunk..
I figured as much.
I only saw about 8 people on last night boy the things i got up to.....

I figured as much.
I only saw about 8 people on last night boy the things i got up to.....

Yeah, I noticed...and saved this for a special occasion.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9098/harley6hj.jpg

And they kept on going, too. Every single thread on the page.

Well maybe you lured them into a detention centre?

You dont need to be out and about to be drunk on the net.:)

:rolleyes:

I don know when you started this thread, but I might have been working....

Yeah, I noticed...and saved this for a special occasion.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9098/harley6hj.jpg

And they kept on going, too. Every single thread on the page.

8 MSN windows? Mr Popularity, eh?

I have a pic like that somewhere around from ages ago. I think it was the old forums, too.

8 MSN windows? Mr Popularity, eh?

I have a pic like that somewhere around from ages ago. I think it was the old forums, too.

yeah, you know me. I'm just so damn cool. >.>

Yeah, I noticed...and saved this for a special occasion.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9098/harley6hj.jpg

And they kept on going, too. Every single thread on the page.
:eek:
Like i said it appeared there were only 8 people on.
I saved it too and it is far a special occasion...

:rolleyes:

I don know when you started this thread, but I might have been working....
Well you werent with Fiddlebottoms were you?

8 MSN windows? Mr Popularity, eh?

I have a pic like that somewhere around from ages ago. I think it was the old forums, too.
Yeah i said that guy was either a legend or a complete Bastard.
Im not sure where that leaves me then....

We had our fun on that front earlier.
I'm giving Tribes a brief break while I clean up a bit and have a sandwich. I will be back soon my love, and don't get too drunk.

EDIT: I just looked at the poll, and "Fiddlebottom's Wine Cellar" is actually a poll option, and its in 2nd place. That is just bizarre.
Perhaps I should start charging rent.

Yeah I was at work... and in you wine cellar... so you must've employed a waitress:D

Yeah I was at work... and in you wine cellar... so you must've employed a waitress:D
Eh gads Woman run for your life!

Shit. It seems there are now 10 other people in my wine cellar, soon all of my alcohol will ge gone! There is only one distraction that can save me!
Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun,
Kiss the girls and make them One.
Boys at 0ne with girls at peace;
Now quit drinking and screw you idiots or I'll be broke by the time the month is up.

Make that 12.