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Who's naked? Or has in the past been naked while on this (or any really) forum?

What an odd question.

Not only am I posting in the buff right now, but you wouldn't believe what I'm typing this message with!

What are you wearing?

No I have never posted on this forum naked. Why?

I would normally be in the buff while posting, but I am at work. I don't think they would approve of me sitting around naked too much. :D

Not only am I posting in the buff right now, but you wouldn't believe what I'm typing this message with!
*shudders*

What are you wearing?

No I have never posted on this forum naked. Why?

Why? Because it's friday and I was a bit bored with the other posts, so I said to myself..WHY NOT?!?!

What an odd question.
I notice that you didn't deny posting naked.
Ha-Ha! You have been found out!

Not only am I posting in the buff right now, but you wouldn't believe what I'm typing this message with!

What are you typing with?

What are you typing with?
He's using one of those cone things that you strap to your forehead.

Why? Because it's friday and I was a bit bored with the other posts, so I said to myself..WHY NOT?!?!
That is when you run a search of my threads and bump them.[/shamelessplug]

Naked is fun. I'm surprised more people aren't (naked...or fun...)

I never post naked. I alway wear something, even if it's just a thong, scuba flippers and a pope hat.

I notice that you didn't deny posting naked.
Ha-Ha! You have been found out!

God Damn it! Fiddlebottoms has foiled my evil schemes once again!

I never post naked. I alway wear something, even if it's just a thong, scuba flippers and a pope hat.

YOU STOLE MY POPE HAT!!!

I never post naked. I alway wear something, even if it's just a thong, scuba flippers and a pope hat.
And who conned who into that?;)

YOU STOLE MY POPE HAT!!!
No I didn't! I just had a cheap Chinese knock-off hat made.

And who conned who into that?;)
Conned? That's how I feel comfortable. Who are you to judge me?

Conned? That's how I feel comfortable. Who are you to judge me?
I'm Branin. And I'm phsycic.

For I am Branin, and if thou are Drunk, if thou art Commie, or thou hast been deleted, thou shalt be judged.-The Book of Branin chpt 5 verse 2

No I didn't! I just had a cheap Chinese knock-off hat made.

Oh...okay then. Fair enough. (looks for pope hat) Oh here it is under my pope-hat-o-matic.

How Random is this thread.

How Random is this thread.
Not quite as random as we used to be.

How Random is this thread.

Relatively so.

But orange is the paste of majors.

ANd you aren't nakey.....

only in the mornings when im in the middle of getting ready :p

How Random is this thread.
onion paper

only in the mornings when im in the middle of getting ready :p

Ready for what?

onion paper

flysticks and conjamulation on the booby of narcisstic atrophy

onion paper
Oh, can I have some? Just what I need for my shoelaces.

Ready for what?
Posting clothed.

I am naked underneath my clothes:eek:

I have posted mostly naked before, I had on socks.:p

flysticks and conjamulation on the booby of narcisstic atrophy
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

No, i don't post naked, ever since I learned the McDonalds secret assassin Clowns can see my true form through the forum.

I hang my head in shame...

random dick joke using the word head

I hang my head in shame...

random dick joke using the word head
*shudders*

I hang my head in shame...

random dick joke using the word head

If my dick was that small id hang it in shame too

If my dick was that small id hang it in shame too

Ouch...

that hurted...

If my dick was that small id hang it in shame too
okay not to change the subject, but why do guys always insult eachother like that? It's not like you have control over size:rolleyes:

YOU STOLE MY POPE HAT!!!
*steals Balipo's pope hat*

okay not to change the subject, but why do guys always insult eachother like that? It's not like you have control over size:rolleyes:


Shits and giggles

Like we need a better reason

If my dick was that small id hang it in shame too
So there are these three midgets sitting around the bar talking. One of them decides it would be really cool to set some world records, so his buddy goes, "Hey, I've got really tiny hands. I wonder if they are a record?" So he goes to the GBWR (Genuis book of World Records) and sure enough, they are. So the next day he is bragging to his buddies, and the one third midget says "I bet I have the smalles feet. Lets go check it out." They go, and sure enough he does. While they're there, the first midget, who had the idea in the first place, is starting to get a bit jealous of his freinds world records, so he reveals a peice of personal information. "I bet I have the worlds smallest, well, you know." So he goes back in to get it checked. When he comes back out he says angirly to his buddies "Man, who the hell is Ifreann". (Sorry to use your name, but you were the first convineint victim.)

okay not to change the subject, but why do guys always insult eachother like that? It's not like you have control over size:rolleyes:
Guys are mean to each other. Its a sign of freindship.;)

Ready for what?

work, college
ill be getting dressed in between posts and stuff

I don't see why people think this thread is so weird.

I've never posted naked, for as I've said countless that I have no body.

*steals Balipo's pope hat*

What the? COME BACK HERE!!

Guys are mean to each other. Its a sign of freindship.;)
yeah, I guess it is better than teasing over something they do have control over, at least this way they can remind themselves it isn't thier fault.



(not that size matters):p

okay not to change the subject, but why do guys always insult eachother like that? It's not like you have control over size:rolleyes:

We do...we do...

Just think of naughty things and...Look it's bigger...

Anyway...we all know you post nude smunkee...

We do...we do...

Just think of naughty things and...Look it's bigger...

Anyway...we all know you post nude smunkee...


Now we see the real purpose of this thread

So there are these three midgets sitting around the bar talking. One of them decides it would be really cool to set some world records, so his buddy goes, "Hey, I've got really tiny hands. I wonder if they are a record?" So he goes to the GBWR (Genuis book of World Records) and sure enough, they are. So the next day he is bragging to his buddies, and the one third midget says "I bet I have the smalles feet. Lets go check it out." They go, and sure enough he does. While they're there, the first midget, who had the idea in the first place, is starting to get a bit jealous of his freinds world records, so he reveals a peice of personal information. "I bet I have the worlds smallest, well, you know." So he goes back in to get it checked. When he comes back out he says angirly to his buddies "Man, who the hell is Ifreann". (Sorry to use your name, but you were the first convineint victim.)


1:GUINNESS book of world records
2:Sooo old
3:Yo momma

Clearly i win

I took off my clothes, am posting now, and will put my clothes back on once I'm done. Do glasses count?

Clearly i win
Thats what your sister said........

Thats what your sister said........

Ya,cos winning runs in the family.


duh

Ya,cos winning runs in the family.


duh
YOu can't swim out of the gene pool.

(no comeback, so clever saying)

I took off my clothes, am posting now, and will put my clothes back on once I'm done. Do glasses count?

glasses are not clothes...

Now we see the real purpose of this thread

I think you aren't liking me...hmmm....

I had no purpose (or porpoise) in posting this...but at least people are having fun now...

I think you aren't liking me...hmmm....

I had no purpose (or porpoise) in posting this...but at least people are having fun now...
All sorts of fun...........:fluffle: ;)

Far too cold to be sitting by the computer naked, even though my popehat is made of fleece.

okay not to change the subject, but why do guys always insult eachother like that? It's not like you have control over size:rolleyes:

Actually, we do, to a point.

See, I'm thinking about something pleasant here... And my size increases! :D

Far too cold to be sitting by the computer naked, even though my popehat is made of fleece.

Fleece? How Greek Orthodox...


Actually, we do, to a point.

See, I'm thinking about something pleasant here... And my size increases!

I already said that...

And oddly, Smunkee hasn't replied...he he he

I took off my clothes, am posting now, and will put my clothes back on once I'm done. Do glasses count?

I bet your clothes were on the whole time...

I think you aren't liking me...hmmm....

I had no purpose (or porpoise) in posting this...but at least people are having fun now...
I thought having fun was banned?

oh well...

*rips off clothing and runs around*

I thought having fun was banned?

oh well...

*rips off clothing and runs around*

THAT's The spirit!!

We do...we do...

Just think of naughty things and...Look it's bigger..
funny my husband knows that same trick:D <---that's my happy face because he does

Anyway...we all know you post nude smunkee...
because I already admitted to it.

funny my husband knows that same trick:D <---that's my happy face because he does


because I already admitted to it.
she wasn't nude. she had socks on.

does anyone else think the most awkward sight in the world is a man naked with only socks on? It just looks so...weird.

does anyone else think the most awkward sight in the world is a man naked with only socks on? It just looks so...weird.
I have only seen my husband like that and he is never awkward. ;)

Who's naked? Or has in the past been naked while on this (or any really) forum?
Does having your privates exposed count?

she wasn't nude. she had socks on.

does anyone else think the most awkward sight in the world is a man naked with only socks on? It just looks so...weird.

Depends on where the socks are...

I prefer to wear socks nearly always...

Does having your privates exposed count?

I suppose...that depends on what your privates are. If you are in the military fully clothed with a room full of naked recruits...that doesn;t count...

I have only seen my husband like that and he is never awkward. ;)

Never? I'd like to see him play ice hockey...against professionals...

I suppose...that depends on what your privates are. If you are in the military fully clothed with a room full of naked recruits...that doesn;t count...
*tries to imagine what kind of situation that would occur in*

Anyway, on topic, I have never posted in the nude. I always made sure to wear at least a necktie. Just to be polite, you know.

Also, I think it's kind of against the law to sit naked in a library... or am I wrong here? ;)

Never? I'd like to see him play ice hockey...against professionals...
thats not awkward. thats suicidal (unless, of course, he plays hockey)

Never? I'd like to see him play ice hockey...against professionals...
naked or clothed? because that actually could make a difference. :p

does anyone else think the most awkward sight in the world is a man naked with only socks on? It just looks so...weird.
No, I've seen...more awkward things.

YOu can't swim out of the gene pool.

(no comeback, so clever saying)

No,but i can piss in it

No,but i can piss in it
http://www.idiot-ink.com/genepool.jpg

I bet your clothes were on the whole time...:sniper:
no they weren't! They're even off now, because I am much cooler without my clothes.

I bet your clothes were on the whole time...:sniper:
no they weren't! They're even off now, because I am much cooler without my clothes.

Who's naked? Or has in the past been naked while on this (or any really) forum?
I tend to be nude when sitting around my apartment. It's not sexual at all, I jsut prefer not to wear clothing while lounging.

Naked is fun. I'm surprised more people aren't (naked...or fun...)

Naked IS fun. I never quite realized it before, having never tried it, but now that I have it just seems so...Natural.

Let's petition Bush demanding that Public Nudity become legal.

I just thought of a question: I wonder if there is a larger percent of christians who believe in being nude than the rest of the americans?

After all, Adam and Eve were nude when everything in the world was perfect and there was no strife. Then they ate from the tree, got embarrassed by nudity, and look! the world's gone downhill from there!

funny how this thread has been labeled as a 'hot' topic. ;)

I often hang out here naked. ((Hehehe. Hang Out. :D ))

But right now, I'm somewhat clothed as I prepare to go to work. Unfortunately, it's Friday Night, and some wasteful bastards need to gamble all their money away to the local wealthy native american tribe. Not that I'm against the exploitation of dumb people. But I'm frustrated that I don't get a bigger cut. :p

Who's naked? Or has in the past been naked while on this (or any really) forum?

Yes, and it's also the reason why I don't have a webcam ;)

Yes, and it's also the reason why I don't have a webcam ;)

That you know of. :D

P.S.: Nice mole. :)

Well, it is a nice earner :D

And thanks :)

That you know of. :D
Exactly, I installed secret webcams in every single computer and internet-enabled device in the world. That means I AM WATCHING YOU! Yes, I can see YOU! And go put on some clothes! Right now! No, socks, fishnet stockings, and leather belts DON'T count! :p

Exactly, I installed secret webcams in every single computer and internet-enabled device in the world. That means I AM WATCHING YOU! Yes, I can see YOU! And go put on some clothes! Right now! No, socks, fishnet stockings, and leather belts DON'T count! :p

HA! My lower body as seen from my computer would be out of its range of vision! It's underneath the desk! AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!

I would normally be in the buff while posting, but I am at work. I don't think they would approve of me sitting around naked too much. :D
I'm sure it's on par with spending your work day posting on forums...;)

HA! My lower body as seen from my computer would be out of its range of vision! It's underneath the desk! AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!
Unless there's another webcam in your tower, which might explain why the LED keeps flashing...

Unless there's another webcam in your tower, which might explain why the LED keeps flashing...

Nope, the tower has a case over it. For all you know, I don't even have legs!

HA! My lower body as seen from my computer would be out of its range of vision! It's underneath the desk! AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!
Then kindly explain why I'm seeing a lot more than just your "upper body" here... :D

Then kindly explain why I'm seeing a lot more than just your "upper body" here... :D

Oh noez! X-Rays!

Blast! Foiled again!

Oh noez! X-Rays!

Blast! Foiled again!
Mwahahahaha! It is impossible to fool the Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse, mortal! :p

I'm actually sitting here naked in my room because I'm trying to teach my family to knock before entering. My sister came in, and is now traumatized for life, lol.

Mwahahahaha! It is impossible to fool the Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse, mortal! :p

Oh yeah, well, what if I put both my hands over my crotch so you can't see, mr. 1984?

Well, at least it's finally proven to Balipo that I do have my clothes off.

BTW, does anybody know which countries do not enforce public nudity laws? Isn't France one?

everyone here who is making fun of people for posting naked on a fourm, consider this.

YOU were also strange enough to open a thread called "naked".

and that ladies and gentlemen, is the naked truth :eek:

Well, at least it's finally proven to Balipo that I do have my clothes off.

BTW, does anybody know which countries do not enforce public nudity laws? Isn't France one?

actually I think it depends on where in france you are, I know for a fact there is an entire mediteranian town in france devoted to nudism, so they dont enforce it there, but I think everywhere else they do... to an extent.

*thinks of nude french rioters and shivers* :sniper:

everyone here who is making fun of people for posting naked on a fourm, consider this.

YOU were also strange enough to open a thread called "naked".

and that ladies and gentlemen, is the naked truth :eek:

But...I don't think anybody's made fun of people for posting naked...have they?

And that may be the naked truth :eek: .

But...I don't think anybody's made fun of people for posting naked...have they?

And that may be the naked truth:eek: .

lol I dont think so either, but I couldent resist the opportunity to make that pun. although whether or not anyone actually is poking fun could be a clothes call :rolleyes:

lol I dont think so either, but I couldent resist the opportunity to make that pun. although whether or not anyone actually is poking fun could be a clothes call :rolleyes:

God, you're like Piers Anthony!

I cant help myself!!! :headbang:

Oh yeah, well, what if I put both my hands over my crotch so you can't see, mr. 1984?
I don't particularly care anyway, I'm slightly more interested in watching other things...such as the large spinning blade in the ceiling that's ready to descend and sever certain of your organs when I press a button, camouflaged by the paint...

Who's naked? Or has in the past been naked while on this (or any really) forum?

Who on this forum has been naked on a clothing optiona beach?

I don't particularly care anyway, I'm slightly more interested in watching other things...such as the large spinning blade in the ceiling that's ready to descend and sever certain of your organs when I press a button, camouflaged by the paint...

My cd's will protect me! They're always faithful!















Wait, where'd they go?

if there were any clothing optional beaches around here I just might go.... if I were one for beaches at all that is.

My cd's will protect me! They're always faithful!

NO! NO! Anything but that! :eek:

Seriously, do you really expect me to be frightened of a small plastic disk that I can snap like .... unghhhh.... grrrr........ .... arrrghhhhhhhh .... *snap* THAT? ;)

yeah, you can realy deal with those in a snap cant ya.

NO! NO! Anything but that! :eek:

Seriously, do you really expect me to be frightened of a small plastic disk that I can snap like .... unghhhh.... grrrr........ .... arrrghhhhhhhh .... *snap* THAT? ;)

OMG! Somebody get an ambulance!

(not that size matters):p


Umm...I think that's an untruth.... ;)

Umm...I think that's an untruth.... ;)
It really depends on who is talking.

naked or clothed? because that actually could make a difference. :p

Skates and a cup at least...and a stick...hehehe...

:sniper:
no they weren't! They're even off now, because I am much cooler without my clothes.

That all depends on how you define cool...and what you are hoping to gain by being naked...and if you are male or female...

Skates and a cup at least...and a stick...hehehe...
I think he could be awkward in that situation, although having a cup might reduce it. :p

Umm...I think that's an untruth.... ;)
really? It doesn't matter to me. I suppose it might under different circumstances though.

Well, at least it's finally proven to Balipo that I do have my clothes off.

BTW, does anybody know which countries do not enforce public nudity laws? Isn't France one?

And Sweden...most of Europe actually...though there it is de-sexualized and therefore not the huge problem it would be here in the US.

Who on this forum has been naked on a clothing optiona beach?

I have...but pale man of celtic descent + sun - clothes = bad sunburn...and putting lotion on certain parts is just too exciting to ever go to a beach...

I think he could be awkward in that situation, although having a cup might reduce it. :p

See...I was figuring it wasn't the cup that was the issue...more the Bible Belt not being known for it's hockey players...

I've skated naked...no pucks involved though...

really? It doesn't matter to me. I suppose it might under different circumstances though.

I think that is because you have a "one size fits you" situation and you don;t plan to try anything else "on for size"...

Although...you did once say you had pictures (insert recurring harassing theme here)...

I have...but pale man of celtic descent + sun - clothes = bad sunburn...and putting lotion on certain parts is just too exciting to ever go to a beach...
I've never had that experience, for some reason.


Then again, I've never been to a clothing optional beach, so go figure...

I've never had that experience, for some reason.


Then again, I've never been to a clothing optional beach, so go figure...

The two are mutually condusive.

I was wondering how long it would take someone to draw that conclusion. :p

It all depends on whether you have a Y chromosome or not...

It really depends on who is talking.

This is true...but generally I've found that when a lady says "size doesn't matter" that is for one of a few reasons.

1) They are married and only accept one size
2) They are unaware that there is a variety of sizes
3) They are being kind expecting a small size

In reality, size matters from both sides of the spectrum. Too small = no enjoyment...too big = pain + no enjoyment. A right fit is good for everyone... ;)

See...I was figuring it wasn't the cup that was the issue...more the Bible Belt not being known for it's hockey players...

I've skated naked...no pucks involved though...
We have a hockey team (http://www.okcblazers.com/) (not NHL) and my husband and I used to go to games (pre-toddlers) I haven't actually seen him play ever, but from other experience, I am sure he could hold his own, he is pretty big and coordinated, and very competitive.





I think that is because you have a "one size fits you" situation and you don;t plan to try anything else "on for size"...
that is true, I don't have any reason to wander because I am very happy with what I have now.

Although...you did once say you had pictures (insert recurring harassing theme here)...
sure, but they aren't for you.;)

sure, but they aren't for you.;)

Aww...not fair...and you said if you got mad enough you'd send them :(

I'm always willing the share.

Who on this forum has been naked on a clothing optiona beach?

Not yet, but it will happen eventually.

Not yet, but it will happen eventually.

How do you know? Eventually isn't a good, realistic timeframe...

Aww...not fair...and you said if you got mad enough you'd send them :(

I'm always willing the share.
I ain't interested in anything you got though.:p

I ain't interested in anything you got though.:p

Ouch...

Not only mean...but with poor grammar!!

Ouch...

Not only mean...but with poor grammar!!
poor grammar was on purpose, because of your "bible belt" comment earlier.


and no offense, but why would you care if I was interested or not?;)

poor grammar was on purpose, because of your "bible belt" comment earlier.


and no offense, but why would you care if I was interested or not?;)

I have no idea how to answer that question...

Because I want you to be interested? :)

hmm...I killed another thread....

hmm...I killed another thread....


Keep on keeping on

I have no idea how to answer that question...

Because I want you to be interested? :)
why?

you don't know me, I am just a random person, why would you get upset or hurt by something as random as whether or not I am interested?

I don't care what most of the people I know think about me, much less what someone online does.

Besides, it's not personal, I am just not interested in anyone other than my husband. ;)

why?

you don't know me, I am just a random person, why would you get upset or hurt by something as random as whether or not I am interested?

I don't care what most of the people I know think about me, much less what someone online does.

Besides, it's not personal, I am just not interested in anyone other than my husband. ;)

Oh I completely misunderstood you...

I don't care what you think of me...and essentially I'm random enough to to want to exchange pictures at the moment.

I said ouch more as a "Okay then" statement than indicating that you had actually hurt me (or my feelings, etc.)...

It's all good...

Besides, I like teasing you because I know you won't really get that involved in it...;)

Oh I completely misunderstood you...

I don't care what you think of me...and essentially I'm random enough to to want to exchange pictures at the moment.

I said ouch more as a "Okay then" statement than indicating that you had actually hurt me (or my feelings, etc.)...

It's all good...

Besides, I like teasing you because I know you won't really get that involved in it...;)
ah, okay;)
I understand now, I thought that was what was going on, but I became unsure.

ah, okay;)
I understand now, I thought that was what was going on, but I became unsure.

At least we are clear now...

So send the pics...he he he...


Anyway...an interesting point was brought up about "clothing optional" beaches (which really any beach is after hours)...

How many people have stopped being naked in front of the computer and gone to a nude beach?

I have...the pain is all the memory I need to know that not all places are more fun when you are naked...

At least we are clear now...

So send the pics...he he he...


Anyway...an interesting point was brought up about "clothing optional" beaches (which really any beach is after hours)...

How many people have stopped being naked in front of the computer and gone to a nude beach?

I have...the pain is all the memory I need to know that not all places are more fun when you are naked...

Swimming in a lake at nighttime with a friend, yes.
Otherwise I don't think I would do that, for obvious reasons ;)

I have...the pain is all the memory I need to know that not all places are more fun when you are naked...

You found a jellyfish then?

You found a jellyfish then?

Nope...but it stung just the same...

Nope...but it stung just the same...

OUCH!

OUCH!

The sun is not kind
to my white behind


Although really is wasn't my behind that hurt...it was my befront...

HAHAHA!!!

I have never been burned in that area as I practically bathe in sunscreen before going out. Now earlier this summer I was in North Carolina and ended up getting a really nasty burn on my back. First time I have had one blister like that.

HAHAHA!!!

I have never been burned in that area as I practically bathe in sunscreen before going out. Now earlier this summer I was in North Carolina and ended up getting a really nasty burn on my back. First time I have had one blister like that.

Well really, it only happens to unlucky guys such as myself who are likely to drink heavily on Martha's Vineyard in their youth.

I suppose other than hurting nips, women need not worry...

Unless there is undue damage to outer labial skin...that might hurt. I retract my earlier statement.

Swimming in a lake at nighttime with a friend, yes.
Otherwise I don't think I would do that, for obvious reasons ;)

Naked nighttime naked swimming is dangerous around here (I live near lake Erie).

Yes, but it can be fun if you live in the right area.

I just thought of a question: I wonder if there is a larger percent of christians who believe in being nude than the rest of the americans?

After all, Adam and Eve were nude when everything in the world was perfect and there was no strife. Then they ate from the tree, got embarrassed by nudity, and look! the world's gone downhill from there! o.O
Never thought of that. Hmm… what an interesting idea.

o.O
Never thought of that. Hmm… what an interesting idea.

LISK?!?! where have you been? my posts have been drab and boring without you

LISK?!?! where have you been? my posts have been drab and boring without you I've been posting around… I stopped when the forums stopped working for a while, there was a period when I couldn't get on in any easy way.

Anyway, maybe I can persuade all the other Christians to go around naked, and then make remarks that will be especially hurtful to adolescent males.

Naked christians? That would be worht seeing.

Naked christians? That would be worht seeing.
you still on about those pictures? :p

Naked christians? That would be worht seeing.

LOL! Yes, nudist Christians do exist.

Naked christians? That would be worht seeing.

I agree.

Case in point...

http://www.imageraptor.com/galleries/omstars3/images/p-gh074_Loretta_Young.jpg

Everyone should be naked! And don't mind if I stare!