NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175247,00.html

So Pat Robertson, speaking on behalf of God, warns a town that God will smite them cause they voted some fools off a schoolboard.
Interesting idea, except that some one forgot to tell Pat that God don't care who you vote for.

Perhaps Mr. Robertson should take a lesson from this guy:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175224,00.html

Gov. Swarzneggar admitted his policy of ramming initiatives to bypass the dems was a failure.

And meantime in Venezuela, the leader of the world's conspiracy theorists has invented a new conspiracy theory:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166552,00.html

Meantime, Chavez good friend, Assad, is also upping the ante:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/11/10/syria.ap/index.html

Meantime, in Germany, some guy and his sister decided to get busy:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9994652/

But Blair, fought back against the defeat of his plans:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9979318/

And all those doubts have apparently so saddened the British people that the sperm count in Britain is down as men there become insecure about the quality of their own sperm:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9994094/

Don't worry women of Britain, I , GGTW, offer to donate my sperm to any worthwhile female who asks for it. I have plenty to share with all the women of Britain. And if I run out, not to worry, I am always making up new batches.

Or maybe the Brits sperm troubles were really caused by the discovery of the horrifyingly fossilized remains of the children of Pat Robertson and Hugo Chavez:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9993914/

http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/051110_godzilla.html

Apparently, all this has even caused American women to become stressed out:
http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/051110_vacations.html
This is a public service announcement: Dating God's Gift To Women has been proven to relieve all forms of stress and restore the youthfulness and vitality of women everywhere.

Meantime, the mystery of Bush's recipe for making oil remains unresolved:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9663967/

And all the embarrassment from these turns of events has caused the Venezualen people to shake their heads and do this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,104355,00.html


Note: Dating or accepting sperm from a man calling himself God's Gift To Women may be hazardous to your mental health. Please consult your local physician before engaging in either of these strenous activities.


(waits to see who actually reads the articles)

We already have at least one thread for each of those articles.

What? Each article of clothing you own is composed of only one thread?
You can't be serious.

Maybe we should make a new thread called "The Thread To Help Neo Kervoskia". And have everyone donate their used underwear so you can at least cover your butt.

:D

What? Each article of clothing you own is composed of only one thread?
You can't be serious.

Maybe we should make a new thread called "The Thread To Help Neo Kervoskia". And have everyone donate their used underwear so you can at least cover your butt.

:D
Jokes on you, I'm just energy.

Meantime, in Germany, some guy and his sister decided to get busy:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9994652/
(waits to see who actually reads the articles)
I read one of them (I wonder if the choice of the article says something about me:p ). What struck me is that the couple's children are suffering the most:The children — born in 2001, 2003, 2004 and 2005, according to newspapers — were also put into care.

Jokes on you, I'm just energy.
Energy is all about threads too. Well, hypothetical linear force carriers, anyway.