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I'm curious at what age everyone's started masturbating. Now keep this thread relatively mature, else we face the mods' wrath.
Due to the poll restrictions, I don't have a "haven't yet masturbated" option, so if you haven't, then probably just view the results without voting.

I'm curious at what age everyone's started masturbating. Now keep this thread relatively mature, else we face the mods' wrath.
"Mature"? What's that?
Tee-hee, you said masturbate!

I think I was somewhere between 10-12, because I was still a year or two away from producing even modest dogwater.

because I was still a year or two away from producing even modest dogwater.

Is that a euphemism? Because it's awful.

Worse. Since I've grown up in the South, it may just be a Southern-American euphemism. :eek:

Is that a euphemism? Because it's awful.
No, Fass, it wasn't a Euphamism. At the age of 13 all males of his species gain the ability to suck the water out of dogs for sustenance. Star Trek did a documentary on it once.

Is that a euphemism? Because it's awful.
What would you use?

Assuming we're mature...

I remember playing with myself even earlier in life. I played with myself so much, that I started to ejaculate, but I wasn't physically mature enough to have any semen... That's what I remember, I kept playing with it and then I suddenly felt a rush to "pee" and quickly went to the bathroom, but nothing came out.

No, Fass, it wasn't a Euphamism.

No, I meant more along the lines of it being an actual expression that people and not just a euphemism he conjured up.

What would you use?

Cum. Semen. Jizz. Load. Spunk. Sperm.

Assuming we're mature...
Sir, you assume far, far too much of our kind.

Cum. Semen. Jizz. Load. Spunk. Sperm.
I never heard of spunk.

Cum. Semen. Jizz. Load. Spunk. Sperm.
No Fass. This must be an American adolescent description that you haven't heard, so let me explain. Dogwater refers to the seminal product of the Cowper's Gland in pre-teen or teenaged boys. It's thinner than post-puberty semen as the testicles aren't working yet to produce sperm. It's a phase that usually doesn't last long for most men, or it may last several years (depending on when puberty occurs). Maybe now you'll understand the significance of the euphemism.

No Fass. This must be an American adolescent description that you haven't heard, so let me explain. Dogwater refers to the seminal product of the Cowper's Gland in pre-teen or teenaged boys. It's thinner than post-puberty semen as the testicles aren't working yet to produce sperm. It's a phase that usually doesn't last long for most men, or it may last several years (depending on when puberty occurs). Maybe now you'll understand the significance of the euphemism.

That's seminal fluid with no spermatozoa in it.

In a nutshell. :D

In a nutshell. :D

The euphemism was awful, but the pun was atrocious.

The euphemism was awful, but the pun was atrocious.
Fuck you! I never promised Shakespearian quality. Sometimes, filthy euphemisms and bad puns are all I'm left with. I suggest that you don't engage in conversation with me if you honestly wish to avoid either.

You've been warned!

You guys disgust me!





Keep it up!

In a nutshell. :D
Wow, that was ever so much more than I think I'll ever want to know about pre-pubescent spooge.

Thanks for sharing.

I haven't started yet. Probably won't.

Wow, that was ever so much more than I think I'll ever want to know about pre-pubescent spooge.

Thanks for sharing.
Glad to be of service. Find it strange that anyone wouldn't know this as it was taught to us in our fifth grade sex-ed class. Don't you live in Canada, and don't they teach children what's, ya know, going on with their bodies during this confusing stage (pre-puberty)?

Fuck you! I never promised Shakespearian quality. Sometimes, filthy euphemisms and bad puns are all I'm left with. I suggest that you don't engage in conversation with me if you honestly wish to avoid either.

You've been warned!

Ooooh-kaaaay. That was a bit unexpected. You for real, or are you just mock-upset? Because it's a bit over the top.

I haven't started yet. Probably won't.

Good luck with that.

Glad to be of service. Find it strange that anyone wouldn't know this as it was taught to us in our fifth grade sex-ed class. Don't you live in Canada, and don't they teach children what's, ya know, going on with their bodies during this confusing stage (pre-puberty)?

Yeah, but nobody ever listens.

Gender Specific *First* Masturbation Poll
My first male one was I think about 15.
Still waiting for my first female one, though.

I think I was about 11, I remember that I started my period and my mom sat me down to talk about what was "normal" and she mentioned it, I had never thought about doing anything like that, but I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Either never, or around twelve and then never after. Depends on what extent you would consider something masturbation.

Ooooh-kaaaay. That was a bit unexpected. You for real, or are you just mock-upset? Because it's a bit over the top.
Are you for real, Fass? Do you really think a topic as funny as dogwater could wind up that badly? :p
My deadpan style of sarcasm can be hard to read. I'll try to include a wink or smilie next time. ;)

Ooooh-kaaaay. That was a bit unexpected. You for real, or are you just mock-upset? Because it's a bit over the top.

I don't think Eichen would get this upset over a conversation about cum. He's a bigger man than that, believe you me. ;)

I voted ten to twelve, I was twelve if I remember correctly.

Good luck with that.
Thank you. :)

Are you for real, Fass? Do you really think a topic as funny as dogwater could wind up that badly? :p
My deadpan style of sarcasm can be hard to read. I'll try to include a wink or smilie next time. ;)

It's been a while since I talked to you. As I've managed to upset people over even sillier things, you can never be too careful. I asked to be safe, because I didn't want to go into the mock flamey stuff and then have it turn out to be real, because that would have just been libido poison against a cute guy like you...

My first male one was I think about 15.
Still waiting for my first female one, though.
well along those lines then, my first male one was administered on myself at the around the age of 13

the first female one was administered on name removed when I was seventeen. Unspecified people have reported that night as a "a crazy night." I find my relationship with (un)said girl as a strange one, and we have been never actually been together in an actual relationship but she doesn't seem to have any fondness for any other guy. And I assure you it's not due to lack of my asking, or others guys for that matter.

13-14 I guess.

It's been a while since I talked to you. As I've managed to upset people over even sillier things, you can never be too careful. I asked to be safe, because I didn't want to go into the mock flamey stuff and then have it turn out to be real, because that would have just been libido poison against a cute guy like you...
Comliments will get you everywhere sexyboi. ;)
I bet people have a hard time deciphering between insult and sarcasm in your posts too. We have more in common than you may think, politics aside.

You also don't have a "later than [blah]" option. I never have really, in any case. Poked and prodded a bit, didn't get a damn thing and decided it wasn't worth my time. That was -after- your mentioned ages, though.

Hmm... I'm pretty sure I was either 12 or 13... not sure which, though I would err on the younger side. (I'm a guy, by the way)

Comliments will get you everywhere sexyboi. ;)

Ugh, "boi."

I bet people have a hard time deciphering between insult and sarcasm in your posts too. We have more in common than you may think, politics aside.

Our politics are that different? And here I thought we were in agreement on basically most parts of the social aspect, and considerable parts of the economic one. :\

Tsk... no option for me in that poll, I see.
Okayokay, yes, I was a bit late when it comes to that... :(

Tsk... no option for me in that poll, I see.
Okayokay, yes, I was a bit late when it comes to that... :(


then you might catch up on everything

;)


I was 13, and the first time it was no accident. But I haven´t lay hands on me. i just looked at a naked girl.....

:rolleyes:

I was 11 or 12. I didn't know what I was doing the first couple times, cause I didn't ejaculate, I just knew that it felt good. Now, I had already had a little bit of sex-ed (or, the poor excuse for it, really), and when I finally did ejaculate, I knew exactly what it was I had been doing, in addition to be blown away by what it felt like. I continued of course.

I remember playing with myself even earlier in life. I played with myself so much, that I started to ejaculate, but I wasn't physically mature enough to have any semen... That's what I remember, I kept playing with it and then I suddenly felt a rush to "pee" and quickly went to the bathroom, but nothing came out.
I've been playing with myslef since before I can remember, so definitutley before 6. And instead of having to "pee," when I was old enough to have erections, it was more like dry heaves when your barfing, except in your penis. Those were the days, no messes to clean up. :p Until I got to the "dog water" or all out "semen" phase sometime around the latter part of the 11th year. Went from squeaky mouse voice to deeper, angrier gutteral voice around 12. That was sweet. I love my voice, except for the monotonial sound of it when I rattle on during presentations.

When I did first ejaculate, I thought I wet myself. I hadn't had any of that sex-ed stuff yet, but I had seen porn, so I was all good after I recovered from the shock of stuff flying out, and that moment that males expierence of not being able to think of anything after ejaculation. I knew what was up then. Shows how good the American system of edjumakation is, eh?

Anyhow, I'm not sure when I started puberty, but I'm pretty sure its earlier than most doctors estimate. American meat has a lot of horomones in it, and I eat a good ammount of meat everyday, even though I believe its not American anymore.

Too much info? :D