Severe Ball Damage.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 02:12
SOmething terrible happened tuesday afternoon while I was hanging out with some friends playing rugby.
It was a fun day, and I got nicely bruised and battered, but as we were packing up for the day, we got to horsing around and our gear got scattered around(apparently, someone snatched a spare jockstrap out of someone's gear bag and was waving it around and whooping like a madman. Mayhem ensued.). Anyway, when things settled down. I didn't notice that my rugby ball was sitting on the ground near the vehicles.
One of my dumbass friends accidentally ran over it with his Jeep Cherokee. Unfortunately, the ball is destroyed. Rugby balls are hard to find in this area and rather expensive. A football is just no subsitute. :(
*looks around* What? You thought this thread would be about something else?
To be honest, I groaned and thought that the day had finally arrived when you'd announce that you can no longer have a kid.
(I groaned at the thought of the story that I was about to read)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-11-2005, 02:15
*looks around* What? You thought this thread would be about something else?
Yes, I was most dissapointed. Especially since you really got my hopes up taking about something terrible happening while playing rugby.
You are a horrible, horrible person for not indulging my sadism, and for that I hope that you get ants in your groinal regions.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 02:16
To be honest, I groaned and thought that the day had finally arrived when you'd announce that you can no longer have a kid.
(I groaned at the thought of the story that I was about to read)
The real trick was making sure that mousing over the thread wouldn't reveal the story's true direction. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 02:18
Yes, I was most dissapointed. Especially since you really got my hopes up taking about something terrible happening while playing rugby.
You are a horrible, horrible person for not indulging my sadism, and for that I hope that you get ants in your groinal regions.
If it'll make you feel better, I did get struck in the groin that day.
For...um... waving a jockstrap around and whooping like a madman. :p
The Silver Sky
11-11-2005, 02:35
Actually to tell the truth I thought it was something about damaging the ball of your heel, I didn't think of it the wrong way until I clicked the linky.:p
Economic Associates
11-11-2005, 02:36
So much wasted potential for this thread. :rolleyes:
I mourn the loss of your balls...or ball...
Sorry, the first sounded so much better.
Talk about busting somebody's balls...
SOmething terrible happened tuesday afternoon while I was hanging out with some friends playing rugby.
It was a fun day, and I got nicely bruised and battered, but as we were packing up for the day, we got to horsing around and our gear got scattered around(apparently, someone snatched a spare jockstrap out of someone's gear bag and was waving it around and whooping like a madman. Mayhem ensued.). Anyway, when things settled down. I didn't notice that my rugby ball was sitting on the ground near the vehicles.
One of my dumbass friends accidentally ran over it with his Jeep Cherokee. Unfortunately, the ball is destroyed. Rugby balls are hard to find in this area and rather expensive. A football is just no subsitute. :(
*looks around* What? You thought this thread would be about something else?
This is strangley reminicent of your ruptured ball thread a while ago.....
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 02:46
This is strangley reminicent of your ruptured ball thread a while ago.....
Yes, I think I posted something like that after my old basketball broke. :p
WHat can I say? These things amuse me. :)
What color was the ball?
(Please God let it be blue)
What color was the ball?
(Please God let it be blue)
Hee hee...blueballs!
The Mindset
11-11-2005, 03:06
I read the topic title, and my eyes flicked over the opening post, and "ran over it with his Jeep Cherokee" jumped out at me. I crossed my legs.
Keruvalia
11-11-2005, 03:23
I had thought, at first, that this was going to be an example of Crotch Taser(tm) gone horribly, horribly wrong. However, it being a story about the loss of a Rugby .... hey ... wait a minute ... don't you know a midget?
*looks around* What? You thought this thread would be about something else?
Yep :)
I thought ur nuts got run over by the truck, not the rugby ball, :D
Monkeypimp
11-11-2005, 03:41
SOmething terrible happened tuesday afternoon while I was hanging out with some friends playing rugby.
It was a fun day, and I got nicely bruised and battered, but as we were packing up for the day, we got to horsing around and our gear got scattered around(apparently, someone snatched a spare jockstrap out of someone's gear bag and was waving it around and whooping like a madman. Mayhem ensued.). Anyway, when things settled down. I didn't notice that my rugby ball was sitting on the ground near the vehicles.
One of my dumbass friends accidentally ran over it with his Jeep Cherokee. Unfortunately, the ball is destroyed. Rugby balls are hard to find in this area and rather expensive. A football is just no subsitute. :(
*looks around* What? You thought this thread would be about something else?
I can get them from any sports shop for fk all :p
Heh, imagine how terrible it'd be if we all had to call you Lunatic Goofball from now on!
Daistallia 2104
11-11-2005, 03:47
I can get them from any sports shop for fk all :p
Of course you can. Rugby is part of the international conspiracy to keep you Kiwis from... (oops, I think I've said too much)
Of course you can. Rugby is part of the international conspiracy to keep you Kiwis from... (oops, I think I've said too much)
You always do. When will you ever learn? :(
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 13:51
Yep :)
I thought ur nuts got run over by the truck, not the rugby ball, :D
There is one groin pain event I am thankful to say that I have never experienced.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 13:53
Heh, imagine how terrible it'd be if we all had to call you Lunatic Goofball from now on!
I've had some close calls.
Baran-Duine
11-11-2005, 15:04
<snip>*looks around* What? You thought this thread would be about something else?
yep
As a rugby player I mourn deeply. Its like a knife cutting into my heart.
*Goes home to make sure rugby balls are safe*
Lunatic Goofballs
11-11-2005, 18:06
I had thought, at first, that this was going to be an example of Crotch Taser(tm) gone horribly, horribly wrong. However, it being a story about the loss of a Rugby .... hey ... wait a minute ... don't you know a midget?
A midget? I don't know what brought that up, but yes. I know a midget. I know a couple.
As for Crotch Taser(tm), I'm still trying to sell the rights to Hasbro. I think it'd make an excellent competitor for Laser Tag and Paintball. So far, they expressed misgivings. :(