NationStates Jolt Archive

http://content.ytmnd.com//153000/153528/image.gif

*I hope the people on this board can take a joke...*

(Gotta love YTMND)

http://content.ytmnd.com//153000/153528/image.gif

*I hope the people on this board can take a joke...*

(Gotta love YTMND)
:p Our plan is unfolding perfectly.:p

You have really got to start linking your sources.

That said: Heh; good gag. Funny that the US is invading over nukes, while we're sitting on the world's largest stockpile of 'em right here.

I already told you. YTMND.

Funny that the US is invading over nukes, while we're sitting on the world's largest stockpile of 'em right here.
Not really, ever since the US came into possession of WMDs we have been occupied by US forces.

I welcome the Canadian overlords into my country with open arms. Canada is more relaxed than the stuffy US any day. Canada is awesome.

I for one greet our canadian invaders with open arms!

I welcome the Canadian overlords into my country with open arms. Canada is more relaxed than the stuffy US any day. Canada is awesome.
If they could drop the Queen, then we can have negotiations. Until then I will fight long and hard against the encroaching Mounties! Or I might just get drunk and take a nap, but that will be a nap of JUSTICE! And then I will have the hangover of Divine Wrath!

After the Canadian invasion in United States of America:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7242/usa0cr.jpg

If they could drop the Queen, then we can have negotiations. Until then I will fight long and hard against the encroaching Mounties! Or I might just get drunk and take a nap, but that will be a nap of JUSTICE! And then I will have the hangover of Divine Wrath!
I agree with you on the whole Queen issue. Be careful with our beer, it has a thing called alcohol in it.

I agree with you on the whole Queen issue. Be careful with our beer, it has a thing called alcohol in it.
Pithy fool, I'll never drink your beer, nor the beer of anyone else. Vodka is the spell that has been lain upon my liver, and vodka will be the stuff that kills me.

After the Canadian invasion in United States of America:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7242/usa0cr.jpg

Well duh. They wouldn't invade states where the people can actually own guns ;)

Pithy fool, I'll never drink your beer, nor the beer of anyone else. Vodka is the spell that has been lain upon my liver, and vodka will be the stuff that kills me.

Mmm, vodka. Tastes like rubbing alcohol smells, smells like rubbing alcohol... smells. But it got me the most wasted I'd ever been, and gave me my first hangover. I love you, cheap vodka bought by underage friends.

Nah, the Canadian invasion would never succeed... You can plainly see that their lips are all stitched shut and they can't feed themselves AND they are riding horses...

The Duluth (Minnesota) police department would just run them down with old Ford Crown Victoria’s and then starve out the other Mounties that hid in the off roads of the BWCA.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7242/usa0cr.jpg
The most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that Alaska hasn't been invaded. Not that I am complaining, I quite like the US possesing Alaska, it helps make up for the fact that we got shafted and have to babysit Hawaii, but you'd think that of all the places Canada would invade first, a land with oil and gold and with no land route to the US, would be the first target.
Its sort of like ignoring the $100 bill on the table so that you can crack the safe and steal the $50 watch.

Pithy fool, I'll never drink your beer, nor the beer of anyone else. Vodka is the spell that has been lain upon my liver, and vodka will be the stuff that kills me.
There's nothing like Vodka, so so yummy.

Well duh. They wouldn't invade states where the people can actually own guns ;)
You mean there are no guns in Detroit?:confused:

The most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that Alaska hasn't been invaded. Not that I am complaining, I quite like the US possesing Alaska, it helps make up for the fact that we got shafted and have to babysit Hawaii, but you'd think that of all the places Canada would invade first, a land with oil and gold and with no land route to the US, would be the first target.
Its sort of like ignoring the $100 bill on the table so that you can crack the safe and steal the $50 watch.


Except, when it came to a fight, the Alaskans themselves would likely take'em out, so they don't want to go there either...

I'm still waiting for a nationstates related YTMND.

Mmm, vodka. Tastes like rubbing alcohol smells, smells like rubbing alcohol... smells. But it got me the most wasted I'd ever been, and gave me my first hangover. I love you, cheap vodka bought by underage friends.
Are you sure that you didn't just drink watered down rubbing alcohol? I almost never trust the alcohol that I have to get from friends, I only trust complete strangers to supply me with my liquor.
Vodka is t3h shit, beer is just shitty.

There's nothing like Vodka, so so yummy.
The best thing the Russians ever did for the world.
You mean there are no guns in Detroit?:confused:
No, people in Detroit have Boomsticks, not guns. You should know better.

Are you sure that you didn't just drink watered down rubbing alcohol? I almost never trust the alcohol that I have to get from friends, I only trust complete strangers to supply me with my liquor.
Vodka is t3h shit, beer is just shitty.

I watched him go in the store, and come out with a decent sized container of wolfschmitt vodka. It was defidentally real, just cheap.

I've gotten beer twice from complete strangers, a crack addict and a homeless guy to be accurate. God I hate beer.

There's nothing like Vodka, so so yummy.


You mean there are no guns in Detroit?:confused:

Not a one.

Vodka?

Feh. That's sody-pop, that is.

Rye. Now there's a good Canadian drunk.

Vodka?

Feh. That's sody-pop, that is.

Rye. Now there's a good Canadian drunk.
What percent is rye?

What percent is rye?
It's not a question of percent alcohol per volume. If it were, we'd all be chugging back wood-grain alky shooters. It's about a beverage perfectly suited to adulterating lemonade, ginger ale, and makes a wicked whiskey sour. Vodka is for people who can't stomach booze.

As for the rest, you made me get up and go look over my liquor cabinet. :mad: 40% alc/vol.

After the Canadian invasion in United States of America:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7242/usa0cr.jpg


thanks..you just made me spit beer(american beer) on my keyboard.

however i do like canadien beer...thats my criteria for my overlords...you got beer?

if not...i will have to go to jesus land and get some evil kentucky sour mash...kinda ironic...the bible thumpers make the best whiskey...hmmmmmm...nice post,my keyboard thanks you.:mp5:

Vodka is for people who can't stomach booze.
I'll see your pseudo-snob comment and raise you one deragatory remark about your maternal relative.
40% alc/vol.
:p

thanks..you just made me spit beer(american beer) on my keyboard.

however i do like canadien beer...thats my criteria for my overlords...you got beer?

if not...i will have to go to jesus land and get some evil kentucky sour mash...kinda ironic...the bible thumpers make the best whiskey...hmmmmmm...nice post,my keyboard thanks you.:mp5:

did i mention cool graphic work...i suck with computers,hell,i can barely type...

I'll see your pseudo-snob comment and raise you one deragatory remark about your maternal relative.

:p
Oh, you haven't actually seen me being snobbish before, have you?

Don't make me snobby. You wouldn't like me when I'm snobby.

Anyway, anyone who knows their way around a shotglass knows vodka is for sissyboys who like the being drunk, but who can't stand getting that way.

And I don't have a maternal relative, so sorry - try again.

The most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that Alaska hasn't been invaded. Not that I am complaining, I quite like the US possesing Alaska, it helps make up for the fact that we got shafted and have to babysit Hawaii, but you'd think that of all the places Canada would invade first, a land with oil and gold and with no land route to the US, would be the first target.
Its sort of like ignoring the $100 bill on the table so that you can crack the safe and steal the $50 watch.

i'm starting to really like you fiddle..lol...you crack me up(ever see the movie with the car plant going under...the boss jappanies guy is cool)"you crack me up"
never mind...sayonora:confused:

I don't see the point in boasting about what you drink. Maybe its because I started with drugs first, but for me, its more about getting completely fucked up than anything.

It's not a question of percent alcohol per volume. If it were, we'd all be chugging back wood-grain alky shooters. It's about a beverage perfectly suited to adulterating lemonade, ginger ale, and makes a wicked whiskey sour. Vodka is for people who can't stomach booze.

As for the rest, you made me get up and go look over my liquor cabinet. :mad: 40% alc/vol.
Well me and my friends may not drink wood-grain alky shooters, but we do drink some stuff that is about 70% because well it is about 70%. Only wussies 'mix' their drinks.

Oh, you haven't actually seen me being snobbish before, have you?

Don't make me snobby. You wouldn't like me when I'm snobby.
This isn't a bit snobby? Wait, you aren't going to call me "common" are you?
Anyway, anyone who knows their way around a shotglass knows vodka is for sissyboys who like the being drunk, but who can't stand getting that way.
It is always such a shame to see people's misconceptions interfere with a good thing. Keep your rye!
And I don't have a maternal relative, so sorry - try again.
So you're parent was asexual? Did it use spores? I . . . I . . . I really don't know what to say. Do you have a nose? I could say that your nose is too large, but then your species might not have noses.

Well me and my friends may not drink wood-grain alky shooters, but we do drink some stuff that is about 70% because well it is about 70%. Only wussies 'mix' their drinks.
And only lunatics drink overproof booze. Lunatics or adolescents, that is.

I say, "YAY!". It might be an improvement. Besides I like Canadian Bacon. And I might actually find a use for all that French I learned in high school. And my best friend could marry the man he's boinking. Would that make me a Canamerican? Eh, forget it. Sooner or later they'll just shorten us to Can-Cans. Can we still have Mexkimos?

So you're parent was asexual? Did it use spores? I . . . I . . . I really don't know what to say. Do you have a nose? I could say that your nose is too large, but then your species might not have noses.
No, my maternal relative is no longer living. By the way, I think there's still some phlegm on the back of your left tonsil, if you just move your ankle over a little I think you might be able to wipe it off. Yes, like that. Good.

And only lunatics drink overproof booze. Lunatics or adolescents, that is.
Adolescents:)

No, my maternal relative is no longer living. By the way, I think there's still some phlegm on the back of your left tonsil, if you just move your ankle over a little I think you might be able to wipe it off. Yes, like that. Good.
Ah, but the flaw in your logic is that you assume that I, in fact, care that I may have insulted you. I can assure you that I am quite fine with making fun of your dead mother, and thus my foot remains firmly out of mouth.
You cannot make me feel embarrased because I have no shame, so please quit badgering me about it.

After the Canadian invasion in United States of America:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7242/usa0cr.jpglol good 1 lol only to big

Ah, but the flaw in your logic is that you assume that I, in fact, care that I may have insulted you. I can assure you that I am quite fine with making fun of your dead mother, and thus my foot remains firmly out of mouth.
You cannot make me feel embarrased because I have no shame, so please quit badgering me about it.
How's your post-whoring campaign going?

How's your post-whoring campaign going?
Not nearly as well as yours seems to be going, but then I have little time to spend getting pissed off at people and pursuing vendettas, me being too busy missing the point of pointless statements and all.

:upyours: President Bush

if not...i will have to go to jesus land and get some evil kentucky sour mash...kinda ironic...the bible thumpers make the best whiskey...hmmmmmm...nice post,my keyboard thanks you.

Something even better. Did you ever notice that the "bible belt" was/is also the lynching belt?

But what do you expect from people who follow a book that calls for the murder of babies and women?

And only lunatics drink overproof booze. Lunatics or adolescents, that is.

I am sure half of them are confusing alcohol % with proof.

I don't see the point in boasting about what you drink. Maybe its because I started with drugs first, but for me, its more about getting completely fucked up than anything.

Not true. Unless you're in college where you can get away with drinking PBR, or in high school where you drink whatever you can get (i.e. vodka, O.E., etc.) what you drink is very important. If you are in a bar, you will NEVER pick up a girl if you are drinking crap. Because what you drink is equated to your level of sophistication. Think of it like this... Cheap vodka will get you that plump girl who sits in the corner that everybody thinks may actually be a guy. A single malt scotch will get you the girl in the leather mini who everyone stares at when she walks by.

And my comments on everyone else's posts (I am too lazy to put in quotes from everyone:)

1. Beer sucks. Unless it is Weinstephaner Hefeweitzen (gotta love that real German beer)

2. Canadian Rye...mmmm....and not that Crown Royal crap you ship down here to the states. I'm talking Wiser's 18 year. mmmm....

3. Vodka sucks. I agree, it is for people who can't stomach real alcohol. And it SO isn't the best thing to come from Russia. That would be hot tennis players.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7242/usa0cr.jpg

They should have included eastern & Southwestern PA and North Eastern Ohio.

Not true. Unless you're in college where you can get away with drinking PBR, or in high school where you drink whatever you can get (i.e. vodka, O.E., etc.) what you drink is very important. If you are in a bar, you will NEVER pick up a girl if you are drinking crap. Because what you drink is equated to your level of sophistication. Think of it like this... Cheap vodka will get you that plump girl who sits in the corner that everybody thinks may actually be a guy. A single malt scotch will get you the girl in the leather mini who everyone stares at when she walks by.

That's like saying you can't get with a beautiful women if you don't have money. In reality, that's not true at all (though surely some beautiful women are like that, not all/most are). And anyway, who the fuck would want to be with a girl that cares what you're drinking anyway?

That's like saying you can't get with a beautiful women if you don't have money. In reality, that's not true at all (though surely some beautiful women are like that, not all/most are). And anyway, who the fuck would want to be with a girl that cares what you're drinking anyway?

Um...first impressions mean a lot. When you are old enough to get into a bar, you will understand that. How are you going to get someone's attention in an environment where they have their pick from about 200 guys just like you? Being sincere, eloquent, charming, whatever you think you are good at...doesn't mean crap when alcohol is involved. You need something to put your foot in the door.


edit: my spelling is horrid tonight

The most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that Alaska hasn't been invaded.It's been invaded now :D :

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7932/usaas9ec.jpg

You deleted that quick...I was about to give you shit for it...

You should thank Nevada for voting Democrats in the 2004 Prez election :D

Edit: oh wait a minute, nevada is a red state.

You deleted that quick...I was about to give you shit for it...

Yeah... damn the lack of lines anyhow.

All hail Canada! *bows*

That said, what is "YTMND"?

2. Canadian Rye...mmmm....and not that Crown Royal crap you ship down here to the states. I'm talking Wiser's 18 year. mmmm....
I'm chuckling here. A man after my own liver.

And you're dead-on regarding drinking and scoring. Cheap booze will only get you so far, and usually that's only as far as the nearest toilet. Keep drinking that stuff and you'll be shacking up with your very own pair of hairy palms for most of your adult life.

I am sure half of them are confusing alcohol % with proof.



Not true. Unless you're in college where you can get away with drinking PBR, or in high school where you drink whatever you can get (i.e. vodka, O.E., etc.) what you drink is very important. If you are in a bar, you will NEVER pick up a girl if you are drinking crap. Because what you drink is equated to your level of sophistication. Think of it like this... Cheap vodka will get you that plump girl who sits in the corner that everybody thinks may actually be a guy. A single malt scotch will get you the girl in the leather mini who everyone stares at when she walks by.

And my comments on everyone else's posts (I am too lazy to put in quotes from everyone:)

1. Beer sucks. Unless it is Weinstephaner Hefeweitzen (gotta love that real German beer)

2. Canadian Rye...mmmm....and not that Crown Royal crap you ship down here to the states. I'm talking Wiser's 18 year. mmmm....

3. Vodka sucks. I agree, it is for people who can't stomach real alcohol. And it SO isn't the best thing to come from Russia. That would be hot tennis players.

I'm don't understand the fixation with better or worse beer. With weed, you smoke what you got. Nobody thinks less of you because you only have some blueberry. Sure, white widow, or some other great brand are better, but its about getting fucked up, not seeming cool. I don't know why its any different with drinking, as I do it to get fucked up, not to look cool or shit like that.

I'm don't understand the fixation with better or worse beer. With weed, you smoke what you got. Nobody thinks less of you because you only have some blueberry. Sure, white widow, or some other great brand are better, but its about getting fucked up, not seeming cool. I don't know why its any different with drinking, as I do it to get fucked up, not to look cool or shit like that.

So very not true. There are many who won't give you the time of day if you have crappy weed and if you're a dealer with crappy smoke, you won't be in businness for long. Tsktsk... promoting poor quality pot is just about as low as it gets.

I'm don't understand the fixation with better or worse beer. With weed, you smoke what you got. Nobody thinks less of you because you only have some blueberry. Sure, white widow, or some other great brand are better, but its about getting fucked up, not seeming cool. I don't know why its any different with drinking, as I do it to get fucked up, not to look cool or shit like that.
Uhh... hate to break it to you, but there's really very little about 'getting fucked up' that usually endears you to the objects of your affection. I smoke dope all the time, every day in fact, but I only put on a proper buzz a few times over a weekend.

Most times, it's enough just to get a bit of a taste. Booze or dope, either one.

So very not true. There are many who won't give you the time of day if you have crappy weed and if you're a dealer with crappy smoke, you won't be in businness for long. Tsktsk... promoting poor quality pot is just about as low as it gets.

Maybe in your circles. Most of the people I smoke with are happy when they have good shit, but since its not the easiest thing to get, both being illegal and expensive, we're happy with what we get, and treat good shit as a blessing, not a requirement.

As for dealing, well, duh. Im talking about simply smoking. Most of the time, I don't ask what it is. As long as its not laced, normal shit, I'm happy. As long as it gets me fucked up(which is quite easy for me, I one hit well), I'm happy.

I'm don't understand the fixation with better or worse beer. With weed, you smoke what you got. Nobody thinks less of you because you only have some blueberry. Sure, white widow, or some other great brand are better, but its about getting fucked up, not seeming cool. I don't know why its any different with drinking, as I do it to get fucked up, not to look cool or shit like that.

Ok, see, I am not saying this to hurt you, ok? But the quality of the buzz or how "fucked up" you get matters. Sure, when I was younger and could only smoke what I could get, maybe I thought that way. You must be the guy who everyone says "you know Chellis, he's a cool guy, but damn he gets the crappiest herb."

Meanwhile, the guy down the street who pays four times what you do (and only needs a single bong-hit to get blasted, rather than 4 joints) has all the cute hippie chicks over to party.

Uhh... hate to break it to you, but there's really very little about 'getting fucked up' that usually endears you to the objects of your affection. I smoke dope all the time, every day in fact, but I only put on a proper buzz a few times over a weekend.

Most times, it's enough just to get a bit of a taste. Booze or dope, either one.

Well, thats quite sad. I get quite fucked up whenever I smoke. As for drinking, I rarely get to do it, so I'm not really qualified to say.

Ok, see, I am not saying this to hurt you, ok? But the quality of the buzz or how "fucked up" you get matters. Sure, when I was younger and could only smoke what I could get, maybe I thought that way. You must be the guy who everyone says "you know Chellis, he's a cool guy, but damn he gets the crappiest herb."

Meanwhile, the guy down the street who pays four times what you do (and only needs a single bong-hit to get blasted, rather than 4 joints) has all the cute hippie chicks over to party.

I don't smoke socially. I smoke with my friends, and to be fair, I almost never supply. My friends like it more than me, and usually pick up purple-quality stuff. Fine for getting fucked up. I absolutly love White Widow, but I don't get mad when I don't get that quality stuff.

I prefer better stuff, when its possible to get it, but its much more about getting fucked up and having fun, for me.

Maybe in your circles. Most of the people I smoke with are happy when they have good shit, but since its not the easiest thing to get, both being illegal and expensive, we're happy with what we get, and treat good shit as a blessing, not a requirement.

As for dealing, well, duh. Im talking about simply smoking. Most of the time, I don't ask what it is. As long as its not laced, normal shit, I'm happy. As long as it gets me fucked up(which is quite easy for me, I one hit well), I'm happy.

There is no smoke without dealers.:rolleyes: I personally don't give a damn about either.

Wait... weren't we talking about Canada??? Oh well.

Wait... weren't we talking about Canada??? Oh well.

This thread has been officially hijacked by the Pot/Alcohol Discussion Cartel.


This thread came to our attention with the mention of Canadian Whisky.

This thread has been officially hijacked by the Pot/Alcohol Discussion Cartel.


This thread came to our attention with the mention of Canadian Whisky.

It happens.

"White Widow"? I just smoke my own. I only buy it once my own stocks are used up. On the menu for winter 2005? Silver Haze (and whatever other varieties I can pick up in barter from my fellow local urban horticulturalists). Grown with my own green thumb.

And Chellis, it'd fuck you up big-time.

I just don't have the time to be continually fucked up. Most people don't. Not unless they're independently wealthy.

This thread has been officially hijacked by the Pot/Alcohol Discussion Cartel.


This thread came to our attention with the mention of Canadian Whisky.
I keep a large bottle of CC around at all times. It makes for great mixed drinks.

And it's tasty.

"White Widow"? I just smoke my own. I only buy it once my own stocks are used up. On the menu for winter 2005? Silver Haze (and whatever other varieties I can pick up in barter from my fellow local urban horticulturalists). Grown with my own green thumb.

And Chellis, it'd fuck you up big-time.

I just don't have the time to be continually fucked up. Most people don't. Not unless they're independently wealthy.

If you say so. I'm not looking to get fucked up totally. I just want enough to be reasonable out of it, not giving a fuck about my problems, etc. With weed at least.

When Canada invades tell them to bring me a few hundred cases of moosehead , I'll pay on delivery .

After the Canadian invasion in United States of America:

Sometimes the crackpot ideas on this board are all that irritating.

Sometimes the crackpot ideas on this board are all that irritating.So you rather live in Jesusland? :D

In case nobody said it, the image originated from www.worth1000.com

The most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that Alaska hasn't been invaded. Not that I am complaining, I quite like the US possesing Alaska, it helps make up for the fact that we got shafted and have to babysit Hawaii, but you'd think that of all the places Canada would invade first, a land with oil and gold and with no land route to the US, would be the first target.
Its sort of like ignoring the $100 bill on the table so that you can crack the safe and steal the $50 watch.

You have a point there. But maybe the green areas are where legions of gun owners live.

The most bizarre thing about this picture is the fact that Alaska hasn't been invaded. Not that I am complaining, I quite like the US possesing Alaska, it helps make up for the fact that we got shafted and have to babysit Hawaii, but you'd think that of all the places Canada would invade first, a land with oil and gold and with no land route to the US, would be the first target.
Its sort of like ignoring the $100 bill on the table so that you can crack the safe and steal the $50 watch.

Yeah - I say we at least take the panhandle back.

So you rather live in Jesusland? :D
Hell yes!

Hell yes!
That's okay - I'd rather you live there, too.

More weed and Rye for us and fewer people carrying weapons to worry about.

Hell yes!You sound pretty desperate. :D

Except, when it came to a fight, the Alaskans themselves would likely take'em out, so they don't want to go there either...
You've got that right. Alaska wouldn't be a part of either. They (we) are too Libertarian to put up with that crap.

Plus we have bigger guns.

(If I could manage it, I'd be back in Alaska before this post registers...)

Yeah - I say we at least take the panhandle back.
Frankly, you can have it. Juneau is basically a suburb of Seattle anyway.

We get Skagway on North.

In fact, I think you would find the YT (and maybe Nanavut) joining with Alaska in avoiding the USC/Jesusland senerio.