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Scientist are baffled by earthquake that strikes San Francisco.

Serapindal
10-11-2005, 03:01
Scientist are baffled as a massive, 9.5 earthquake hits San Francisco. Many scientists think that the event was caused by masses of bodies rolling in the grave where the founding fathers were buried. San Francisco was more curious as the faults didn't show any sign of such an earthquake. This occured immediately after the gun ban in San Francisco.

Janitor Scott Ott has a horrible tale. "I was walking near where we buried the founding father's, because I had to clean out a rat problem, and suddenly, I was like thrown to the ground. I heard a huge rumbling, rolling sound under the ground, like bodies rolling in a grave, while things flew everywhere."

Scientists are also baffled how despite the epic center was in the east, San Francisco was hit the hardest.

San Francisco degenerated into anarchy. San Francisco is in ruins, and burns. American celebrates. More at 10:00.
Sdaeriji
10-11-2005, 03:02
There's already a thread about this that isn't full of awful hyperbole.