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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

I don't know what he's on but it must be great.

1999, he published a book claiming that the world had been taken over by a race of reptiles called the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that some prominent people were in fact reptilian humanoids,

I've been trying to tell NS General about the Reptillian Saucer People. If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to David Icke.

Wow. I want some of whatever he smokes!

Don't we all like to delude ourselves in fantasies?

This reminds me of that guy that was distributing flyers at the restuarant of my uni in which he claimed that an organisation led by the unholy alliance between G W Bush, the pope and the queen mother had een earthquake machine which caused the tsunami in South-East Asia ...

Have you ever read that Stephen King story, The Ten O'Clock People??

I love david icke. Pure nutjob.


Icke has strongly denied that he is an anti-Semite, and has stressed his belief that the Illuminati, including the Rothschild family, are reptilians, not Jews


See? Genius!

I love this guy. When I first heard about him I didn't actually believe that he was for real. Boy was I mistaken. I've never laughed so hard in my life. Didn't he used to be a TV sports presenter or something? Maybe he got hit in the head by a football or something?

Oh, I did once meet someone online who actually believed in Icke's theories. It's quite scary how much he believed, actually. These are people with no sense of logic.

Icke has strongly denied that he is an anti-Semite, and has stressed his belief that the Illuminati, including the Rothschild family, are reptilians, not Jews
So this mean that his defense against claims of Anti-Semitism is that he can't hate the Jews since Jews aren't Jews but are really lizard people in disguise?
If only Hitler had hit upon such thoughts, he may well have skipped WWII and simply gone on the radio.

How does he know he's not a lizardman?

How does he know he's not a lizardman?
I bet that someone could convince him that he was a lizardman.
If so He'd probably kill himself in an effort to prevent his own assault on humanity, and there would be some bizarre cult that would spring up around him. They'd call him L!Z4RDM4N J35U5 and hold regular ceremonies in worship of him.

He's got to be right about something. You can only be so wrong untill you find something right, even if it's just a mistake.

So are they Jews or reptiles? I couldn't figure that out.

Oh, I did once meet someone online who actually believed in Icke's theories. It's quite scary how much he believed, actually. These are people with no sense of logic.

Scary?

http://www.davidickeforum.com/forum/index.php

He's right you know, we are in control of the earth. We thought we'd erased every humans memory of us arriving on December 31st, 1999 and replaced it with memories of no Y2K bug (it did happen but we fixed it for you).

One of his books, as I recall, masterfully bound the disparate skeins of Mu, Lemuria, occult Nazi rituals, mystical crystal energy, supposed nuclear capability of the Indus Valley Civilization, Mothmen, "KinderCare" child-care facilities (namely, the "hideous abuse" and indoctrination institutionalized therein), 9-11, Area 51, fluorinated water, British royal bloodlines, hallucinogens, cattle mutilation, Uri Geller, the "face" on Mars, black helicopters, ancient Egyptian colonization of Wales, demonic possession, and alleged consumption of "recovered extraterrestrial corpses" by present-day Zulus. It additionally posited that every U.S. president to date (among others) has not only been a trans-dimensional, shape-shifting, child-molesting, Baal-worshipping cannibal-Freemason, but, furthermore, a direct descendent of the Atlantean "reptiloid" god-kings of eld – hence the riot of cryptic messages inscribed upon U.S. paper currency.

Okay, you suffer from extreme delusional paranoia to the point that you think that those in power are lizardmen. That doesn't completely baffle me.

What does baffle me is why you would single out Kris Kristofferson?

http://www.80sretromusic.com/biography/K/kris.jpg

. . .as well as facing opposition from Jewish groups and anti-racism activists. In response to these allegations, Icke has strongly denied that he is an anti-Semite, and has stressed his belief that the Illuminati, including the Rothschild family, are reptilians, not Jews.

Wow. Reading this entry... it's like this man...well, how can I put this?

Did you ever play those video games where you talk to people with dialogue choices? Lucasarts are my favorite ones, but Sierra and other type games count. Well, you're supposed to build your character, use conversation and actions to advance the plot, etc., etc.

But sometimes it's just more fun to make the stupid comment that completely bungles your mission. Sometimes it's more fun to fling insults at the band of marauders, even if it means they slice you up. Sometimes it's more fun to punch Hitler in the face, even if it means the Nazi behind you will machine-gun your body into the ground.

Well, this person's life looks like it's being lived by someone who wants to play the game this way, this "let's see what happens if I do this method". And it's hilarious to watch. But I wouldn't want to live it.

EDIT: I notice that I'm about the third person to reference that particular quote. Whoever phrased that sentence in the wiki deserves a package of Oreos.

Okay, you suffer from extreme delusional paranoia to the point that you think that those in power are lizardmen. That doesn't completely baffle me.

What does baffle me is why you would single out Kris Kristofferson?

http://www.80sretromusic.com/biography/K/kris.jpg

Were those comments directed to us?

this man should be the motherfucking poster child against using too much acid

I think I figured it out. David Icke is actually Keanu Reeves.

SECRETS OF THE MATRIX -
THE NEW DVD/VIDEO BY DAVID ICKE


Since 1990 David Icke has been on an amazing journey of self and collective discovery to establish the real power behind apparently 'random' world events like 9/11 and the 'war on terrorism'. Here he reveals that a network of interbreeding bloodlines manipulating through their web of interconnecting secret societies have been pursuing an agenda for thousands of years to impose a global centralised fascist state with total control and surveillance of the population.

Over six hours with hundreds of illustrations, David Icke reveals the illusion that is life in this 'physical' reality. How is this 'world' - a provable illusion - just a lucid dream? How do we create it and how can we change the dream to one that we would like to experience?

Were those comments directed to us?

No, Icke.

Why? Have you been singling out Kris Kristofferson?

I love this guy. When I first heard about him I didn't actually believe that he was for real. Boy was I mistaken. I've never laughed so hard in my life. Didn't he used to be a TV sports presenter or something? Maybe he got hit in the head by a football or something?

Oh, I did once meet someone online who actually believed in Icke's theories. It's quite scary how much he believed, actually. These are people with no sense of logic.

Those online who believe his theories include some here at NS:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437721