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It described me as this. Nice!

"Jorge Regula

You scored 5% Creepiness, 60% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 47% Usage!

Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all."

Not entirely sure all of this is true, but nice description nonetheless ;) What about you lot?

You scored 0% Creepiness, 70% Cordiality, 75% Sincerity, and 43% Usage!

Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

I'm less creepy than you! HA! (j/k)

Jorge Regula
You scored 5% Creepiness, 70% Cordiality, 64% Sincerity, and 52% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.



It was clearly bullshit. No test can define my posting.

I was in the same group:

0% Creepiness
76% Cordiality
82% Sincerity
56% Usage

So I'm nicer and more sincere than you three.

You scored 0% Creepiness, 80% Cordiality, 60% Sincerity, and 43% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.


Seems to be easy to get.

I was in the same group, but then again, I lied and took the test multiple times to get the results I wanted :p :

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, :rolleyes:
66% Cordiality, :fluffle:
75% Sincerity, :D
and 40% Usage! :confused:

I'm less creepy than you! HA! (j/k)
I'm nicer and more sincere than you three.:D

If you knew me in real life, you'd realise it wouldn't be hard lol :p

Find out here: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565770584930238499

It described me as this. Nice!

"Jorge Regula

You scored 5% Creepiness, 60% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 47% Usage!

Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all."

Not entirely sure all of this is true, but nice description nonetheless ;) What about you lot?
Stoopid damned program wouldn't accept my email address! Grrrrrr! :mad:

I went through it again and picked what I felt were all the worst possible answers to see if anyone could even get a different result. Here it is, haha:

CREEPY TROLL
You scored 94% Creepiness, 20% Cordiality, 25% Sincerity, and 93% Usage!
omg. wtf. Ph34r. You're disgusting, and you're nasty. You're the CREEPY TROLL. You like stirring trouble and boy do you do it OFTEN. You probably have multiple online personalities or you will post anonymously to stir up trouble without having to take responsibility for it. And Adding to all that, a huge portion of stalker tendency, and we have you! You probably like child pornography.

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 86% Cordiality, 60% Sincerity, and 59% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

Joker
You scored 5% Creepiness, 53% Cordiality, 46% Sincerity, and 45% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.

Whatever the fuck that means.

Sincerity? Usage? Cordiality? How is that determined?

More importantly, why do I care?

Where the fuck is my beer?

I went through it again and picked what I felt were all the worst possible answers to see if anyone could even get a different result. Here it is, haha:

CREEPY TROLL
You scored 94% Creepiness, 20% Cordiality, 25% Sincerity, and 93% Usage!
omg. wtf. Ph34r. You're disgusting, and you're nasty. You're the CREEPY TROLL. You like stirring trouble and boy do you do it OFTEN. You probably have multiple online personalities or you will post anonymously to stir up trouble without having to take responsibility for it. And Adding to all that, a huge portion of stalker tendency, and we have you! You probably like child pornography.
ROFLMAO!!! :D

Where the fuck is my beer?*Hands Kanabia a pint*

*Hands Kanabia a pint*
Fine, I'll drink it.
*steals Kanabia's pint*

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 70% Cordiality, 82% Sincerity, and 52% Usage!

Yeah, I got the same boring result that just about everyone else got...

Any more of those beers around??

Fine, I'll drink it.
*steals Kanabia's pint*

*BITES*

Never take my pint. :p

another jorge

You scored 0% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 54% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

Somewhat less creepiness than I expected. Goody.

Internet Junkie
You scored 0% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 75% Sincerity, and 63% Usage!
You like the Internet and you like it now! and you will like it again the next minute, and the minute after. You're the Internet Junkie! Message boards are probably stopping you from doing your job properly, heck, you're probably unemployed right now as a result of being on the internet all day! Check out your local Message-Boarders Anonymous for help, now!

OOC: Did anyone get a huge load of spam while taking the test? I did.

IC:
You scored 0% Creepiness, 90% Cordiality, 71% Sincerity, and 50% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

OOC: Wah? I'm adored by all? Now that's bullshit!

Whiner
You scored 5% Creepiness, 46% Cordiality, 100% Sincerity, and 34% Usage!
Ooh, you're on a plain, you like to complain. You're the Whiner! You don't post very often but when you do, the posts tend to be negative. "Don't do this" "This sucks" "You guys are lame". Lighten up a bit y'all! Take a deep breath. And relax. There, feeling better already? Repeat exercise before each post.


Haha

This is a shock... :p

Joker
You scored 10% Creepiness, 70% Cordiality, 32% Sincerity, and 61% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on Creepiness
You scored higher than 47% on Cordiality
You scored higher than 0% on Sincerity
You scored higher than 82% on Usage

Internet Junkie
You scored 0% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 82% Sincerity, and 68% Usage!
You like the Internet and you like it now! and you will like it again the next minute, and the minute after. You're the Internet Junkie! Message boards are probably stopping you from doing your job properly, heck, you're probably unemployed right now as a result of being on the internet all day! Check out your local Message-Boarders Anonymous for help, now!

Joker
You scored 5% Creepiness, 50% Cordiality, 46% Sincerity, and 61% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.

That sincerity-part isn't very trustworthy, me thinks :D

This test isn't very accurate:
Jorge Regula
You scored 5% Creepiness, 53% Cordiality, 64% Sincerity, and 36% Usage!

Someone's already copy/pasted the descriptor, which I dont feel applies to me very well. "Fifty-three" percent "Cordiality?" You've got to be foolin'.

Obviously, this test was not designed for someone as cruel and angry as Melkor. :p

Joker
You scored 5% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 46% Sincerity, and 52% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on Creepiness

You scored higher than 47% on Cordiality

You scored higher than 5% on Sincerity

You scored higher than 58% on Usage


Now I know I can be creepier than that. The test's obviously flawed.

OOC: Did anyone get a huge load of spam while taking the test? I did.

<snip>I used to end up getting hijacked from OKCupid tests straight to a porn page that used to upload trojans into my computer. I ran a shitload of antivirus and anti-spyware software, and today the test worked for me allright.

Joker
You scored 0% Creepiness, 76% Cordiality, 42% Sincerity, and 59% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.


sounds about right, i especially like the last bit :p

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 73% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 45% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

Jorge Regula
You scored 15% Creepiness, 56% Cordiality, 53% Sincerity, and 54% Usage!

You scored 0% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 57% Sincerity, and 52% Usage!

Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.


Adored by all? Hmm. :D

You scored 10% Creepiness, 43% Cordiality, 39% Sincerity, and 43% Usage!
You like fights and you like starting fights! Ooh yes you like stirring trouble. You probably have multiple online personalities or you will post anonymously to stir up trouble without having to take responsibility for it. Nasty!

Craptacular test, its sincerity thing was completely off. I have 0% sincerity here, and I'm far too damn lazy to keep up with alts.

Jorge Regula

You scored 0% Creepiness, 63% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 61% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

63% Cordiality? 67% Sincerity? This thing is really screwed up. And only 61% for usage?! :eek:

Jorge Regula

You scored 0% Creepiness, 63% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 61% Usage!
<snip>
The final proof that this test is a Consignment of Geriatric Shoe Manufacturers.

The final proof that this test is a Consignment of Geriatric Shoe Manufacturers.
Either that or it was made by someone living in a weird land of perverts where I'm considered normal...

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 53% Cordiality, 53% Sincerity, and 56% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

--SNORE--

Damn I am boring.

0% Creepiness, 83% Cordiality, 53% Sincerity, and 43% Usage

You scored 0% Creepiness, 90% Cordiality, 53% Sincerity, and 52% Usage

Board Nazi
You scored 5% Creepiness, 33% Cordiality, 64% Sincerity, and 68% Usage!
You're probably going to pick on the spelling mistakes in this test, and probably write a post about it. You're the Board Nazi. You like to ARGUE and you are probably good at it! You certainly have enough practice. I can give you advice but you know better than me, right? And you're going to write a whole essay telling me about it.

hey fiddlebottoms! accept another STIRRER in the holy halls!

99% creepiness, 0 on cordiality and sincereity (oops), 85 on usage

i always told you guys i LIVE on the internet, and it''s one hell of a life..

*beware of the secret creeps*

Who is Jorge Regula, anyway?

How boring...

Jorge Regula

You scored higher than 0% on Creepiness
You scored higher than 37% on Cordiality
You scored higher than 86% on Sincerity
You scored higher than 44% on Usage

meh...

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 80% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 43% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 80% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 38% Usage
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.


It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I think of how much adoration there is on this forum.

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 86% Cordiality, 60% Sincerity, and 59% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

Hahaha, go figure, look at what I got.

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 85% Sincerity, and 34% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.

-------------------------------------------------------------

Eut and I are proof that the test lies!!!!:D

I am a Jorge Regula as well. Can't say I'm loved by all, but for the most part it suits me.

-Asylum Nova

LOL-rider
You scored 21% Creepiness, 73% Cordiality, 42% Sincerity, and 86% Usage!
LOLOLOLOL! ROFLMAO. You're the LOL-rider. You live for the roffles. You probably lost your job once because you went one roffle too far. Spending far too much time on the internet, your creativity could possibly be spent elsewhere in much more profitable ways, but honourably you regard seeing the words "lol" on your computer screen much more rewarding. The rest of the internet thank you for your efforts, your employer probably doesn't.

You scored higher than 91% on Creepiness
You scored higher than 63% on Cordiality
You scored higher than 3% on Sincerity
You scored higher than 99% on Usage

You scored 26% Creepiness, 63% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 84% Usage!
You like the Internet and you like it now! and you will like it again the next minute, and the minute after. You're the Internet Junkie! Message boards are probably stopping you from doing your job properly, heck, you're probably unemployed right now as a result of being on the internet all day! Check out your local Message-Boarders Anonymous for help, now!

well its better than Jorge Regula, but I'd have liked one very few people have gotten.

Whiner
You scored 21% Creepiness, 40% Cordiality, 75% Sincerity, and 34% Usage!
Ooh, you're on a plain, you like to complain. You're the Whiner! You don't post very often but when you do, the posts tend to be negative. "Don't do this" "This sucks" "You guys are lame". Lighten up a bit y'all! Take a deep breath. And relax. There, feeling better already? Repeat exercise before each post.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 77% on Creepiness

You scored higher than 0% on Cordiality

You scored higher than 55% on Sincerity

You scored higher than 11% on Usage

*BITES*

Never take my pint. :p
But...but...you didn't take it, and his arm was getting tired. And I mean, really, really, tired. He couldn't hold it anymore, his arm was wobbling and shaking, and the glass was going to break, no to mention wasting the alchol.... :p

Do I need to get a rabies shot? I would just like to know, judging by how you bit me, and your not drinking fluids, I can only conclude that you have rabies. :p

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 90% Cordiality, 67% Sincerity, and 52% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.


who isn't this Jorge Regula fellow?? :confused:

But...but...you didn't take it, and his arm was getting tired. And I mean, really, really, tired. He couldn't hold it anymore, his arm was wobbling and shaking, and the glass was going to break, no to mention wasting the alchol.... :p

Hmph. I could have drank it from the floor.

Do I need to get a rabies shot? I would just like to know, judging by how you bit me, and your not drinking fluids, I can only conclude that you have rabies. :p

No, although you may notice some itching in your top jawline and you might like to avoid sunlight from now on. :p

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 73% Cordiality, 100% Sincerity, and 38% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.


Not that I'm on here much these days

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 70% Cordiality, 82% Sincerity, and 52% Usage!

Yeah, I got the same boring result that just about everyone else got...

Stirrer
You scored 68% Creepiness, 23% Cordiality, 39% Sincerity, and 45% Usage!
You like fights and you like starting fights! Ooh yes you like stirring trouble. You probably have multiple online personalities or you will post anonymously to stir up trouble without having to take responsibility for it. Nasty!

:D :D :p :D

who isn't this Jorge Regula fellow?? :confused:Thanks...but no thanks :D

Who is Jorge Regula, anyway?

if You're american, You may subsitute him with Joe Average

TROLL

You scored 31% Creepiness, 33% Cordiality, 42% Sincerity, and 75% Usage!

Ph34r. You're the TROLL. You like stirring trouble and boy do you do it OFTEN. You probably have multiple online personalities or you will post anonymously to stir up trouble without having to take responsibility for it. Nasty! I just hope you're one of the funnier ones.

Mwahahahaha! ;)

(Only 31% creepiness?! This test is f****d up!)

Joker
You scored 5% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 39% Sincerity, and 43% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.

Whiner
You scored 10% Creepiness, 46% Cordiality, 60% Sincerity, and 47% Usage!

Ooh, you're on a plain, you like to complain. You're the Whiner! You don't post very often but when you do, the posts tend to be negative. "Don't do this" "This sucks" "You guys are lame". Lighten up a bit y'all! Take a deep breath. And relax. There, feeling better already? Repeat exercise before each post.

if You're american, You may subsitute him with Joe Average
ah now it makes sense, i wasn't thinking non-english

then again joe average/average joe isn't a much used phrase over here in the uk anyway.

TROLL

You scored 31% Creepiness, 33% Cordiality, 42% Sincerity, and 75% Usage!

Ph34r. You're the TROLL. You like stirring trouble and boy do you do it OFTEN. You probably have multiple online personalities or you will post anonymously to stir up trouble without having to take responsibility for it. Nasty! I just hope you're one of the funnier ones.

Mwahahahaha! ;)

(Only 31% creepiness?! This test is f****d up!)

I knew it! :D

No, although you may notice some itching in your top jawline and you might like to avoid sunlight from now on. :p
I no longer need beer, I need BLOOD. And sunglasses. :cool:

1.Y-Be funny if i said no.
2.More than 5
3.5+
4.B
5.Friendliness and number of fights you guys get into.
6.Chuckles
7.B
8.A
9.D
10.Apparently its D.;)
11.C
12........
13.Yes i have.
14.*Breaks out the 9 Iron actually* B
15.I said never but its like 300 to 1(exact science)
16.A but it is really interesting stuff actually.;)

Joker
You scored 10% Creepiness, 70% Cordiality, 42% Sincerity, and 61% Usage!
lol. To you, message boards are fun places where your creativity can go wild. There's time for work and time for play and it's definitely playtime when you post. But you tend to have your fun without being nasty or creepy, well done! You generally make the Internet a happier place to be.

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/124/232/12523303607838844724/mt1130946671.jpg

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on Creepiness

You scored higher than 48% on Cordiality

You scored higher than 3% on Sincerity

You scored higher than 88% on Usage
Sweet Joker!

Jorge Regula
You scored 0% Creepiness, 73% Cordiality, 100% Sincerity, and 38% Usage!
Nice, Sincere. You're the ideal poster! Striking a good balance between being nice and being funny, you don't pick fights for cheap thrills, nor are you loud and over-bearing. You give substance to an otherwise over-spiced message board dinner. You're never the most prominent member of a community, but sure enough you're adored by all.


Not that I'm on here much these days
Hey i was thinking of you just this Friday.:)

Awesome
You're 100% Amazing!
Everbody on the message boards is not as good as you, because you are the most awesomest thing ever! Please sign my ass because you are so AWESOME!

;)

Lol.

Another Jorge

0% Creepiness, 66% Cordiality, 75% Sincerity, and 47% Usage!

I'm not creepy?

Board Nazi
You scored 26% Creepiness, 6% Cordiality, 57% Sincerity, and 75% Usage!
You're probably going to pick on the spelling mistakes in this test, and probably write a post about it. You're the Board Nazi. You like to ARGUE and you are probably good at it! You certainly have enough practice. I can give you advice but you know better than me, right? And you're going to write a whole essay telling me about it.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 98% on Creepiness

You scored higher than 0% on Cordiality

You scored higher than 22% on Sincerity

You scored higher than 99% on Usage

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~