NationStates Jolt Archive

Great shades of There's a Moose in My House (http://www.lyrics007.com/Big%20Head%20Todd%20And%20The%20Monsters%20Lyrics/Moose%20In%20My%20House%20Lyrics.html)!
Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly (http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=1291497).

And this after the Deer in the Maryland supermarket (http://www.thewbalchannel.com/newsarchive/5247917/detail.html) and the Arkansas deer killed (bare handed no less) in the bedroom (http://www.wjactv.com/irresistible/5233907/detail.html).

What is it with the Odocoilinae this year? Are they really invading buildings that much more noticably or is it just getting reported more frequently?

"There's a Moose in my House
My dog is turning blue"

What is it with the Odocoilinae this year? Are they really invading buildings that much more noticably or is it just getting reported more frequently?



Well... See... Actually, they're studying humans in light of their soon-to-be-launched attempt to bring their governments into power. Coincidently, this year's hunting season was particularly bad. Maybe our good, antlered friends have become addicted to human televisions?

Seriously though... It reminds me of this kids book "If you give a moose a muffin"

Seriously though... It reminds me of this kids book "If you give a moose a muffin"

*nod nod * That curse-ed book pops to mind whenever I see the word " moose " I loved it as a kid though..:p

So I guess it's less likely grandma will get run over by a reindeer this Christmas... but a moose? Now dammit, that changes the whole flow of the song!:eek:

So I guess it's less likely grandma will get run over by a reindeer this Christmas... but a moose? Now dammit, that changes the whole flow of the song!:eek:

(Yes, I set the title up to combine the songs. ;))