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Sea monster or whale exhibitionist? You be the judge!

Bottle
09-11-2005, 01:44
Via the Guardian ("Found at sea: Something monstrous lurks beneath water," Marc Abrahams, Tuesday November 1, 2005):

"In 1741, a Danish-Norwegian missionary named Hans Egede published what became a famous account of "a most dreadful monster" that appeared off the coast of Greenland. "The case is interesting," the modern scientists write, "in that Egede had drawn and described a number of large northern whale species in his book, so he obviously felt the 'dreadful' monster was something different."

...

Egede's animal had a serpent-like tail that appeared out of the water when the rest of the beast had disappeared. But rather than a tail, Paxton et al say, this was most likely a penis. They present photographs of well-endowed male whales, and also a drawing from Egede's book, in which we see the sea monster's serpent-like tail. The latter is remarkably similar to what we see in the photographs."

Check out this sea monster: (WARNING, whale-related adult content) http://www24.big.or.jp/%7Ekyusoku/whale7/penis2.jpg
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:48
Check out this sea monster: (WARNING, whale-related adult content) http://www24.big.or.jp/%7Ekyusoku/whale7/penis2.jpg

That's strangely captivating for some reason.
Murderous maniacs
09-11-2005, 01:49
That's strangely captivating for some reason.
<gives fass a strange look> "right..."
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:51
<gives fass a strange look> "right..."

It's so pink. And big. And tumescent. I am in awe.
Bottle
09-11-2005, 01:51
That's strangely captivating for some reason.
Kind of makes you re-examine Captain Ahab's motivation, don't it?
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:54
Kind of makes you re-examine Captain Ahab's motivation, don't it?

"I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up."

:eek:
Murderous maniacs
09-11-2005, 01:55
Kind of makes you re-examine Captain Ahab's motivation, don't it?
lol, so you're saying he was after a different kind of "watery adventure"?
Bottle
09-11-2005, 02:01
"I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up."

:eek:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 02:03
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Well he was a sailor.
Fass
09-11-2005, 02:03
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Umm, yes, yes there is. Poor whale. Victim not of base hatred, but of base desire!
Bottle
09-11-2005, 02:25
Umm, yes, yes there is. Poor whale. Victim not of base hatred, but of base desire!
Talk about "the love that dare not speak its name"!
Branin
09-11-2005, 02:29
*shudders*
Bottle
09-11-2005, 02:52
*shudders*
Pfft. Prude.

;)
N Y C
09-11-2005, 02:53
Where's that smiley..aha!

:eek: :eek:
Bottle
09-11-2005, 02:55
Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)
Murderous maniacs
09-11-2005, 02:56
Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster?
about 30 minutes ago :D
Fass
09-11-2005, 03:04
Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh?

I am secure in my measurement.
Branin
09-11-2005, 03:06
Pfft. Prude.

;)
Only when NSers are involved. Then your average vegas whore could seem a bit prude.

(kidding)

:fluffle:
Monkeypimp
09-11-2005, 03:10
Giant whale cock.







Awesome.
Industrial Experiment
09-11-2005, 03:21
Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

Last night actually.

Well, not really, but she did make a pretty apt comparison to the python her brother owns :D

*ZING*
Dishonorable Scum
09-11-2005, 04:30
Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

If you want to feel inadequate, for sheer penis-to-body-size ratio, check out an elephant. A few months back I was channel surfing and happened upon a program on the Discovery Channel that was essentially hard-core elephant porn. I felt very, very small. :eek:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 05:04
If you want to feel inadequate, for sheer penis-to-body-size ratio, check out an elephant. A few months back I was channel surfing and happened upon a program on the Discovery Channel that was essentially hard-core elephant porn. I felt very, very small. :eek:
Yes, the "fifth leg" is something that more or less has to be seen to be fully understood. I think that most primates are actually quite small when you use penis-to-body-size ratios for comparison.
So, yeah, the Discovery channel is like someone tried to make the world's most bizarre fetish.
Gymoor II The Return
09-11-2005, 05:27
Talk about "the love that dare not speak its name"!


Wouldn't that be, "...squeak its name"?
Dakini
09-11-2005, 05:37
Has anyone got a link to the pic of the duck with a penis that's like longer than it is?
Bottle
09-11-2005, 13:09
If you want to feel inadequate, for sheer penis-to-body-size ratio, check out an elephant. A few months back I was channel surfing and happened upon a program on the Discovery Channel that was essentially hard-core elephant porn. I felt very, very small. :eek:
Not to mention that the elephant penis is PREHENSILE.
Nakatokia
09-11-2005, 13:16
Not to mention that the elephant penis is PREHENSILE.

I feel I should know what that word means, but i dont, and i think i'm better off not knowing.
Mariehamn
09-11-2005, 13:19
I feel I should know what that word means, but i dont, and i think i'm better off not knowing.
I feel its constantly -edit-...ready for action at any moment....shudder¤

I would Google it, but I'm at school....

EDIT 1:And its still nasty, but apparently its like a monkey tail. ¤below¤

EDIT 2: Cleaned up my previous statement.
Bottle
09-11-2005, 13:20
I feel I should know what that word means, but i dont, and i think i'm better off not knowing.
They can move it very dextrously, use it to grasp things. Sort of like a second trunk, in effect.
Grainne Ni Malley
09-11-2005, 13:29
Wow, the dreams I'll be having tonight are going to be so weird. And don't even get me started on that joke about how do you jack off a whale *runs across the room and back with arms outstretched*.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-11-2005, 16:55
Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

Taking things into proportion, I'm probably the same size in 1/48th scale.

And,though I'm pretty happy with what I'm lucky to have, I still wouldnt have the nerve to flaunt it like that.

Damned show-off whale. Thats why so many hunted and slaughtered them-penis envy.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-11-2005, 16:58
I am secure in my measurement.


Me too, but still jealous that I cant pick stuff up with mine. Ever been at the check-out line in a store, no basket and juggling an armful of items?
It would be so convenient.

Then again, pick-pockets would have a field day.




*L*
Fass
10-11-2005, 02:53
Me too, but still jealous that I cant pick stuff up with mine. Ever been at the check-out line in a store, no basket and juggling an armful of items?
It would be so convenient.

Then again, pick-pockets would have a field day.

*L*

You just need more practice. Start with towels, move up to bathrobes, and finally people.
Keruvalia
10-11-2005, 02:54
That's actually an Elf swimming under the water and his hat is breaching the surface. Whale penis, indeed.
Fass
10-11-2005, 02:55
That's actually an Elf swimming under the water and his hat is breaching the surface. Whale penis, indeed.

Well, crush my amazement, why don't you?
Cwazybushland
10-11-2005, 03:08
Sea monster. Speaking of which, its time I drained the sea monster.
Venerable libertarians
10-11-2005, 03:30
Apparently its all about Girth? A lil female beluga told me so!:D
Carnivorous Lickers
10-11-2005, 04:07
You just need more practice. Start with towels, move up to bathrobes, and finally people.


No- sometimes, I can hang a pail of water on it.

Its the prehensile action I was talking about-being able to grasp things, maybe hand from a branch while my hands are otherwise occupied.

The kickstand-like action is already there; its the find-the-pocket-my-keys-are-in-without-spilling-my-coffee I was looking for
Dodudodu
10-11-2005, 04:13
Wow thats the first animal to give me a real run for my money in a long time :D