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Via the Guardian ("Found at sea: Something monstrous lurks beneath water," Marc Abrahams, Tuesday November 1, 2005):

"In 1741, a Danish-Norwegian missionary named Hans Egede published what became a famous account of "a most dreadful monster" that appeared off the coast of Greenland. "The case is interesting," the modern scientists write, "in that Egede had drawn and described a number of large northern whale species in his book, so he obviously felt the 'dreadful' monster was something different."

...

Egede's animal had a serpent-like tail that appeared out of the water when the rest of the beast had disappeared. But rather than a tail, Paxton et al say, this was most likely a penis. They present photographs of well-endowed male whales, and also a drawing from Egede's book, in which we see the sea monster's serpent-like tail. The latter is remarkably similar to what we see in the photographs."

Check out this sea monster: (WARNING, whale-related adult content) http://www24.big.or.jp/%7Ekyusoku/whale7/penis2.jpg

Check out this sea monster: (WARNING, whale-related adult content) http://www24.big.or.jp/%7Ekyusoku/whale7/penis2.jpg

That's strangely captivating for some reason.

That's strangely captivating for some reason.
<gives fass a strange look> "right..."

<gives fass a strange look> "right..."

It's so pink. And big. And tumescent. I am in awe.

That's strangely captivating for some reason.
Kind of makes you re-examine Captain Ahab's motivation, don't it?

Kind of makes you re-examine Captain Ahab's motivation, don't it?

"I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up."

:eek:

Kind of makes you re-examine Captain Ahab's motivation, don't it?
lol, so you're saying he was after a different kind of "watery adventure"?

"I'll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition's flames before I give him up."

:eek:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Well he was a sailor.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Umm, yes, yes there is. Poor whale. Victim not of base hatred, but of base desire!

Umm, yes, yes there is. Poor whale. Victim not of base hatred, but of base desire!
Talk about "the love that dare not speak its name"!

*shudders*

*shudders*
Pfft. Prude.

;)

Where's that smiley..aha!

:eek: :eek:

Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster?
about 30 minutes ago :D

Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh?

I am secure in my measurement.

Pfft. Prude.

;)
Only when NSers are involved. Then your average vegas whore could seem a bit prude.

(kidding)

:fluffle:

Giant whale cock.







Awesome.

Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

Last night actually.

Well, not really, but she did make a pretty apt comparison to the python her brother owns :D

*ZING*

Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

If you want to feel inadequate, for sheer penis-to-body-size ratio, check out an elephant. A few months back I was channel surfing and happened upon a program on the Discovery Channel that was essentially hard-core elephant porn. I felt very, very small. :eek:

If you want to feel inadequate, for sheer penis-to-body-size ratio, check out an elephant. A few months back I was channel surfing and happened upon a program on the Discovery Channel that was essentially hard-core elephant porn. I felt very, very small. :eek:
Yes, the "fifth leg" is something that more or less has to be seen to be fully understood. I think that most primates are actually quite small when you use penis-to-body-size ratios for comparison.
So, yeah, the Discovery channel is like someone tried to make the world's most bizarre fetish.

Talk about "the love that dare not speak its name"!


Wouldn't that be, "...squeak its name"?

Has anyone got a link to the pic of the duck with a penis that's like longer than it is?

If you want to feel inadequate, for sheer penis-to-body-size ratio, check out an elephant. A few months back I was channel surfing and happened upon a program on the Discovery Channel that was essentially hard-core elephant porn. I felt very, very small. :eek:
Not to mention that the elephant penis is PREHENSILE.

Not to mention that the elephant penis is PREHENSILE.

I feel I should know what that word means, but i dont, and i think i'm better off not knowing.

I feel I should know what that word means, but i dont, and i think i'm better off not knowing.
I feel its constantly -edit-...ready for action at any moment....shudder¤

I would Google it, but I'm at school....

EDIT 1:And its still nasty, but apparently its like a monkey tail. ¤below¤

EDIT 2: Cleaned up my previous statement.

I feel I should know what that word means, but i dont, and i think i'm better off not knowing.
They can move it very dextrously, use it to grasp things. Sort of like a second trunk, in effect.

Wow, the dreams I'll be having tonight are going to be so weird. And don't even get me started on that joke about how do you jack off a whale *runs across the room and back with arms outstretched*.

Bet you lads are starting to feel a mite inadequate, huh? When was the last time YOU were mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster? (Kidding, only kidding, I promise.)

Taking things into proportion, I'm probably the same size in 1/48th scale.

And,though I'm pretty happy with what I'm lucky to have, I still wouldnt have the nerve to flaunt it like that.

Damned show-off whale. Thats why so many hunted and slaughtered them-penis envy.

I am secure in my measurement.


Me too, but still jealous that I cant pick stuff up with mine. Ever been at the check-out line in a store, no basket and juggling an armful of items?
It would be so convenient.

Then again, pick-pockets would have a field day.




*L*

Me too, but still jealous that I cant pick stuff up with mine. Ever been at the check-out line in a store, no basket and juggling an armful of items?
It would be so convenient.

Then again, pick-pockets would have a field day.

*L*

You just need more practice. Start with towels, move up to bathrobes, and finally people.

That's actually an Elf swimming under the water and his hat is breaching the surface. Whale penis, indeed.

That's actually an Elf swimming under the water and his hat is breaching the surface. Whale penis, indeed.

Well, crush my amazement, why don't you?

Sea monster. Speaking of which, its time I drained the sea monster.

Apparently its all about Girth? A lil female beluga told me so!:D

You just need more practice. Start with towels, move up to bathrobes, and finally people.


No- sometimes, I can hang a pail of water on it.

Its the prehensile action I was talking about-being able to grasp things, maybe hand from a branch while my hands are otherwise occupied.

The kickstand-like action is already there; its the find-the-pocket-my-keys-are-in-without-spilling-my-coffee I was looking for

Wow thats the first animal to give me a real run for my money in a long time :D