Burglar breaks into bar, drinks himself to sleep
The Holy Womble
08-11-2005, 20:49
Burglary, Israeli style:
Burglar breaks into bar, drinks himself to sleep (http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1131367049180&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull)
A burglar was caught at the Tel Aviv Edmond bar Tuesday morning in quite a rare sequence of events.
After successfully breaking and entering into the bar, the burglar was unable to open the safe. In his frustration, he sat down at the bar and drank the entire contents of an expensive bottle of whisky.
When the owner arrived at 10 a.m. to open the place and receive deliveries, he found the would-be thief sound asleep, and turned him in to the police.
Something tells me he wasn't there for the money in the first place...:D
DrunkenDove
08-11-2005, 21:33
It must be so embarassing to go to jail for a crime like that. If it was me, I'd make up a murder charge in order to save my self the giggles of my cell mates.
Swimmingpool
09-11-2005, 00:04
That's even worse than the house burglar who wore a full suit of armour to "disguise" himself.
Eutrusca
09-11-2005, 00:31
Burglary, Israeli style:
Burglar breaks into bar, drinks himself to sleep (http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1131367049180&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull)
A burglar was caught at the Tel Aviv Edmond bar Tuesday morning in quite a rare sequence of events.
After successfully breaking and entering into the bar, the burglar was unable to open the safe. In his frustration, he sat down at the bar and drank the entire contents of an expensive bottle of whisky.
When the owner arrived at 10 a.m. to open the place and receive deliveries, he found the would-be thief sound asleep, and turned him in to the police.
Something tells me he wasn't there for the money in the first place...:D
Thirst will make a man do strange things! LOL! :D
All I can say is...
Lightweight!
Besides, a crook with any real style would have stolen every bottle of high-value liquor just to punish the owner for locking up the cash.
I'd rather have the booze anyway. Rémy Martin Louis XIII ($1,599.99) or Macallan Scotch 1946 ($2,499.99) :eek: Ta Hell with the cash Youbetcha I'm going for the booze!
Zouloukistan
09-11-2005, 02:15
Some people have too much free time... like me :D .
Murderous maniacs
09-11-2005, 02:22
All I can say is...
Lightweight!
Besides, a crook with any real style would have stolen every bottle of high-value liquor just to punish the owner for locking up the cash.
I'd rather have the booze anyway. Rémy Martin Louis XIII ($1,599.99) or Macallan Scotch 1946 ($2,499.99) :eek: Ta Hell with the cash Youbetcha I'm going for the booze!
i'm with you, i'd have pinched all the booze i could, starting with the more expensive stuff. mmm... free booze
Non Aligned States
09-11-2005, 02:38
It just goes to show that incompetence is everywhere in the job market. Even the criminal part of it :p
Reminds me of the time a burglar got tired of waiting for his partner and fell asleep on the office couch. He got busted the next day while still snoring.