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Violating The Panthers Code Of Conduct

The Jesus Lizard
08-11-2005, 20:33
French riots, abortion law, earthquake victims, china's oppression of tibet .... forget it, this is the big story of the day.

Two cheerleaders for a NFL team in America have been arrested after allegedly having sex in a nightclub toilet.Renee Thomas, 20, was charged with battery and Angela Keathley, 26, with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.Witnesses said the two were having sex in a toilet stall at Banana Joe's in Tampa early Sunday morning, according to The Tampa Tribune.
Some patrons reportedly got angry the pair was taking so long in the toilet and police were called soon after when a brawl erupted.
The pair were later bailed by fellow Panthers cheerleaders.
The two women have been sacked as cheerleaders for violating the Panthers' code of conduct.
The women were in Tampa for the Panthers game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
The cheerleading squad does not appear at out-of-town games and the women were in the city on their own.
The TopCats cheerleaders wear short skirts, tight tops and ankle-high black boots.
Most have full-time jobs outside cheerleading, ranging from mechanical engineers to financial analysts.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 20:35
Wait, two NFL cheerleaders were dyking out in a toilet stall? I demand video evidence!
Deep Kimchi
08-11-2005, 20:36
French riots, abortion law, earthquake victims, china's oppression of tibet .... forget it, this is the big story of the day.


The estimable New York Times didn't cover the French riots on their front page Sunday. They seem to be avoiding the story entirely.
The Jesus Lizard
08-11-2005, 20:38
:fluffle: ...... something like this except with short skirts, tight tops and ankle-high black boots !!
thought i'd bring things into the gutter since threads were getting waaaaay too serious
The Nazz
08-11-2005, 20:59
I wonder how many calls they've gotten from porn companies already?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-11-2005, 22:51
Damn right this is the big story of the day. We also need full coverage of their trial, and I expect the persecutor to ask as many questions about the event as possible in order to gather as many details as he can.
Secluded Islands
08-11-2005, 22:55
i also push the demand for evidence...visual evidence...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-11-2005, 23:03
i also push the demand for evidence...visual evidence...
Of course, and I demand that there be reenactments.
This is the real news, not any silly riots or oppression. Even war takes second place to lesbians in the wide world of News!
Kecibukia
08-11-2005, 23:13
http://www.panthershuddle.com/phpportal/index.php?categoryid=1

And now I want video.
Teh_pantless_hero
09-11-2005, 00:52
Wait, two NFL cheerleaders were dyking out in a toilet stall? I demand video evidence!
You and the rest of the male heterosexual world.
Sdaeriji
09-11-2005, 00:59
They get what they deserve for getting it on in a public restroom. It's for their own safety that they get busted. Now, prison. That's the proper place for them to get it on.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 01:03
They get what they deserve for getting it on in a public restroom. It's for their own safety that they get busted. Now, prison. That's the proper place for them to get it on.
The proper place for such activities is in the bedroom. Whose I'll leave someone else to figure out.
Sdaeriji
09-11-2005, 01:04
The proper place for such activities is in the bedroom. Whose I'll leave someone else to figure out.

The bedroom? That's so boring!
UpwardThrust
09-11-2005, 01:06
You and the rest of the male heterosexual world.
Male bisexual world as well
Sdaeriji
09-11-2005, 01:07
Male bisexual world as well

And the lesbian world.
Economic Associates
09-11-2005, 01:13
We need more threads like this.:)
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:13
Poor women, being in the focal point of such a homophobic society.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 01:16
And the lesbian world.
And the female bisexuals as well, looks like the only people who would complain are straight women and gay men, and no one has cared about what they think anyway.

The bedroom? That's so boring!
Well, that rather depends on how much you care about the neighbors hearing, and how much effort you have put into the more "essential" aspects of furniture and architecture.
Eichen
09-11-2005, 01:20
This has been on the news a lot here in Tampa. The lady who got her ass kicked has been bitching and moaning every chance she's had. I find wondering what goes on in the women's room now to be a source of nonstop amusement.

Ladies, is there a lot of dyking out in barroom bathrooms? Pray tell, and spare no details.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 01:25
Poor women, being in the focal point of such a homophobic society.
It wasn't so much a homphobic reaction that go them kicked out but a Kicking-Someone's-Ass-Because-They-Want-To-Use-The-Toilet-But-You're-Using-It-To-Spend-Some-Time-With-Your-Girlfriend-phobic reaction.
Perhaps you should read the OP before commenting in the future?
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:32
It wasn't so much a homphobic reaction that go them kicked out but a -snip - reaction.
Perhaps you should read the OP before commenting in the future?

I was not commenting on that, so the advice to read what you are responding to is best heeded by you in this thread, it seems.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 01:37
I was not commenting on that, so the advice to read what you are responding to is best heeded by you in this thread, it seems.
So the fact that people were joking about watching lesbians is proof of homophobia? Then that would mean that watching straight porn is proof of heterophobia, in which case most of the high school I was at apparently hated their own gender.
Or do you simply pity anyone who isn't living in Europe? That would make sense, at least I can understand the origins of continent-wanking.
Or maybe you were just making a cryptic statement for the purposes of appearing enlightened and didn't mean a damn thing?
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:42
So the fact that people were joking about watching lesbians is proof of homophobia? Then that would mean that watching straight porn is proof of heterophobia, in which case most of the high school I was at apparently hated their own gender.
Or do you simply pity anyone who isn't living in Europe? That would make sense, at least I can understand the origins of continent-wanking.
Or maybe you were just making a cryptic statement for the purposes of appearing enlightened and didn't mean a damn thing?

You seem to be under the impression that I need defend myself from someone who still hasn't read what I wrote.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 01:48
You seem to be under the impression that I need defend myself from someone who still hasn't read what I wrote.
So it was the third one then? Very good, sir, I leave you to your little game with the wish that it brings you much amusement.

Quick tip: Claims that someone isn't properly reading you fall flat on their face when you have written less than twenty words that have little or nothing to do with the topic at hand
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:49
So it was the third one then? Very good, sir, I leave you to your little game with the wish that it brings you much amusement.

You promise?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-11-2005, 01:53
You promise?
Of course, there is little point in trying to converse when the other person is apparently talking with the voices in their head.
Good day, good sir! May you find those senses of which you have taken leave.
Kellarly
09-11-2005, 01:55
http://www.panthershuddle.com/phpportal/index.php?categoryid=1

And now I want video.

Nice to see that the comments page for that particular news story was used...

http://www.panthershuddle.com/phpportal/index.php?categoryid=1&p2_articleid=60&com_action=displaycomments&
Fass
09-11-2005, 01:56
Of course, there is little point in trying to converse when the other person is apparently talking with the voices in their head.
Good day, good sir! May you find those senses of which you have taken leave.

Thank you.
Dobbsworld
09-11-2005, 02:07
Quick tip: Claims that someone isn't properly reading you fall flat on their face when you have written less than twenty words that have little or nothing to do with the topic at hand
Fiddlebottoms, this is far from the first time that you have seized upon and responded to posts from fellow NSers that you either haven't properly understood, or couldn't be bothered to understand.

It's getting really old. I wish you'd just stop post-whoring all the time and (deliberately, I think) posting at cross-purposes in order to further waste our time having to lay open every single little thing we say so that you can plainly understand it. But I can't fault you for your apparent lack of cleverness; that would be cruel.

Just try saying less while delivering more in future, please.