ID, Evolution: God has commanded me to make peace
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
The South Islands
08-11-2005, 20:33
3 threads about ID/Evolution/Creationism in 20 min.
Record.
Free Soviets
08-11-2005, 20:33
no. and my id thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453036) is better.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 20:33
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
No. It ignores the vast ammounts of evidence that humans evolved from more primitive hominids and share a common ancestor with the great apes. Humans did evolve, and will continue to evolve in the future provided they don't wipe themselves out first.
No. It ignores the vast ammounts of evidence that humans evolved from more primitive hominids and share a common ancestor with the great apes. Humans did evolve, and will continue to evolve in the future provided they don't wipe themselves out first.
Are you saying God is wrong?
UpwardThrust
08-11-2005, 20:36
Are you saying God is wrong?
How can someone that does not exist be wrong?
Lazy Otakus
08-11-2005, 20:36
Are you saying God is wrong?
Anyone can make a mistake. ;)
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 20:43
Are you saying God is wrong?
Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my Bunghole!
Anyway, my gods can totally beat the crap out of your gods.
No. It ignores the vast ammounts of evidence that humans evolved from more primitive hominids and share a common ancestor with the great apes.
What exactly do you mean by 'primitive'?
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
H. sapiens *are* animals.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 20:47
What exactly do you mean by 'primitive'?
Only that they came before us. Although most of them did have smaller brains and all of them used more primitive technology than we do today.
In case you people didn't get me, I was joking. Oh no! this whole thread is a joke...
*runs away*
Legendel
08-11-2005, 20:48
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
You do have a point, except this really wouldn't make peace, so much as getting both sides angry. You have an idea though, as there is less evidence to show that humans evolved than other animals.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 20:49
In case you people didn't get me, I was joking. Oh no! this whole thread is a joke...
*runs away*
*Throws live hedgehogs at a fleeing Argesia*
You do have a point, except this really wouldn't make peace, so much as getting both sides angry. You have an idea though, as there is less evidence to show that humans evolved than other animals.
No, I didn't have an idea. God had an idea!
See? I can't fail.
[NS]Olara
08-11-2005, 20:50
no. and my id thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453036) is better.
At least funnier.
Banduria
08-11-2005, 20:55
Anyway, my gods can totally beat the crap out of your gods.
Maybe so, but my gods actually exist! Beat that! :p
DrunkenDove
08-11-2005, 20:58
We're Special.
DrunkenDove
08-11-2005, 20:59
Maybe so, but my gods actually exist! Beat that! :p
Prove it;)
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 21:04
Maybe so, but my gods actually exist! Beat that! :p
Existance is inconsequential. A pantheon's true power is measured in what kind of followers they attract, how well they motivate them to be truly bad-ass, and how effectively their followers can silence all dissenting opinions.
Hyridian
08-11-2005, 21:48
Are you saying God is wrong?
I will. God is wrong. I really think that much more could be accomplished if people did not have to hate each other over a religion.
-EDIT-
After reading more than the first 7 or so posts, I agree that something can't be wrong if it does not exist. ;)
Secluded Islands
08-11-2005, 21:52
Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my Bunghole!
"Did You Know": they are releasing DVD's from the original tv series?
Just how many more people will let slide my claim to have had something commanded to me by God himself? Do you get that in your lives? Or is it that you thinc I'm psychotic?
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 22:21
"Did You Know": they are releasing DVD's from the original tv series?
Yep. I'm not gettint it though. It was a good show to watch back when I was doing alot of drugs, but now I think it would just bore me.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2005, 22:23
Just how many more people will let slide my claim to have had something commanded to me by God himself? Do you get that in your lives? Or is it that you thinc I'm psychotic?
Plenty of people think that god talks to them. Think about that when you're in a crowded place. A significant percentage of the people around you think that they're able to communicate with a supernatural being who tells them what they should do.
What exactly do you mean by 'primitive'?
Primitive- those who cling to old lies despite hard fact proving them wrong beyond reasonable doubt ;)
The Black Forrest
08-11-2005, 23:18
no. and my id thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453036) is better.
When you thread breaks 1000 posts, then we will talk! :p
Der Drache
08-11-2005, 23:41
You do have a point, except this really wouldn't make peace, so much as getting both sides angry. You have an idea though, as there is less evidence to show that humans evolved than other animals.
less fossil evidence, but just as much genetic evidence. I think the genetic evidence is much better anyway.
Der Drache
08-11-2005, 23:43
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
Do you really feel that God told you this, or are you just saying so to spark conversation?
Do you really feel that God told you this, or are you just saying so to spark conversation?
Post 23.
Nakatokia
09-11-2005, 00:01
In case you people didn't get me, I was joking. Oh no! this whole thread is a joke...
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny....
*runs away*
bye!
God didn't cause evolution. God is evolution.
Terrorist Cakes
09-11-2005, 02:44
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
Ever looked into medication for that?
Kablakhul
09-11-2005, 02:52
Only that they came before us. Although most of them did have smaller brains and all of them used more primitive technology than we do today.
Actually, Neandrathals had brains that were another 13% larger than humans. I know, I measured some skulls. Well, I can't do very good math, but it certainly looked 13% larger. But then, humans do not seem to have evolved from Neandrathals and Neandrathals are extict, so I guess this is all a mute point anyway.
CthulhuFhtagn
09-11-2005, 03:05
God told me this: He's responsible for evolution, but... -drumroll- it's for animals, not humans.
Great, huh?
Lies! I never said anything like that.