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My ex-girlfriend, that is, in some way that doesn't associate me. I'm thinking act of god/allyah/easter bunny. And to illistrate why, here's an actual conversation we had on Msn:

Her: So I see you still spend all your time on Msn
Me: This is the first time I've been on in a month...
Her: Your nickname is misspelt
Me: "I pity the fool who quote Mr T"...how is that misspelt?
Her: It should be "quotes"
Me: Is the subject repeatedlt quoting Mr T? Or are you just forgetting you've lost every arguement we've ever had...?
Her: It should be plural
Me: If it was a plural, which it's not. Don't you have something better to do... like blow one of my friends?
Her: Are you calling me a whore?!
Me: Yes
Her: Fuck you!
Me: That's exactly my point, you did fuck me...and hald\f my friends...
Her: You're a real bastard
Me: I thought I blocked you?
Her: You think alot of things
Me: And you don't think
Her: We had sex you know
Me: I already said that
Her: No you didn't
Me: Are you retarded...?
Her: Shut up
Me: Gladly
*at this point I close the window and block her*
*she promptly signs in on another account and reopens convo*
Her: Are you afraid of a fight?!
Me: Just of the sesspit of STDs you're lugging about
Her: I never used your phone!
Me: What?! Christ-on-a-stick
Her: Don't blasheme
Me: I'm pretty sure being a whore is a worse offence...
Her: You're the whore
Me: "I know you are you said you are so what am I?" If that your defence?
Her: I hate your cats...
Me: Ok
Her: Why did we break up...?
Me: Because you're insane
Her: Haha you're funny
*signed out*

LOL!

Good stuff, dude. Post more if you have any!!

Is she hot? I'll bone her

Strangly enough, I don't care. Provocative title though.

LOL!

Good stuff, dude. Post more if you have any!!
Tru dat- everyone loooves hearing about other people's problems! :D

Ok, how much of that did you make up? Seriously... I hate your cats???? WTF.

I'm at a loss. How old are you two?

You're a turd!

You started the name calling!

Erm...

Damn.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Ever.

Even one like that.

Whores are nice.

I met some whores on saturday. They wanted me and my friends to buy them smokes(even though we were underage too, we were older than them).

They were really good looking, but looked really young. But whore-y.

I know this isn't incredibly exciting, but I felt like relating a story about whorish women.

Though I don't know if they were whores. They were just dressed like them, hanging out with a couple guys, smoking cigarettes, and hot. I suppose I shouldn't stereotype.

I wish I had gotten one of their numbers(or both, preferably). I regretted that all night.

Actually, not really. I regretted it until we found some homeless guy to buy us beer.

The beer was really bad, and I wasn't able to drink much(long story).

In conclusion, I agree with you rotovia.

You're a turd!

You started the name calling!

A big fat turd, or a stupid douche: Which do you like best?

:D

A big fat turd, or a stupid douche: Which do you like best?

:D


Either.

Grow up!

It should have been quotes you know. Hating cats is just weird though.

Eh.. there really ought to be a "no high school melodrama past 11:00p.m. PST" rule someplace on the forum.. or maybe a filter I can install.. :( Weak.

Bizarre. The 'cats' thing throws me.

lolzer @ girls.

Me: Just of the sesspit of STDs you're lugging about

Dahria beats her though.

And yet I'm almost sure it should have been "quotes"

Shes sounds a few marbles short of having a few marbles though..

And yet I'm almost sure it should have been "quotes"

Shes sounds a few marbles short of having a few marbles though..
Rotovia aint 100 percent on the spelling but being the Town Bike aint cool.

In fact Quote the Raven never more.

Rotovia aint 100 percent on the spelling but being the Town Bike aint cool.

The correct term, is the *ahem* "[insert name of city or town here] Municipal Bicycle"

For instance, the "Alameda Municipal Bicycle," or the "San Francisco Municipal Bicycle". If you wanted to be very fancy, you could say, instead of that last one, "The Municipal Bicycle of the City and County of San Francisco."



I'm being intentionally ridiculous, in case you had any doubt.

Anyway, Rotovia, it actually probably should be "quotes" if you want to be grammatically correct. However, "quote" sounds better if you are saying the statement in a Mr. T voice.