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Ok, imagine this. For no explicable reason some kind of legal loophole is created that allows you to kill any one person and no be tried for the crime. Who would you kill...? Oh, and you can't buy other people's one kill.

Me, I'd kill Hillary Duff...

Dammit, only one person? :(

Dammit, only one person? :(
Yup. :D

I'm saving mine for the return of Jesus. Then maybe people will lay off the Jews.

Ok, imagine this. For no explicable reason some kind of legal loophole is created that allows you to kill any one person and no be tried for the crime. Who would you kill...? Oh, and you can't buy other people's one kill.

Me, I'd kill Hillary Duff...
This is my idea of hell.
1. So may people to choose from
2. Going against the "Try not to kill any humans"

I'd quite like to retroactively kill John Stuart Mill. Nowadays? Maybe whoever made up 'Crazy Frog'. Also Cheney.

I'm saving mine for the return of Jesus. Then maybe people will lay off the Jews.
Oh, taking out the J Man... You sure you're up to it?

Oh, taking out the J Man... You sure you're up to it?
If noone else is, I am

I'd quite like to retroactively kill John Stuart Mill. Nowadays? Maybe whoever made up 'Crazy Frog'. Also Cheney.
Oh hell, I'd go at the guy who invented the Crazy Frog with every twisted Chinese torture I can Google.

That man/woman/demon needs to die.

So many songs massacred...

Oh, taking out the J Man... You sure you're up to it?
Hell yeah! I'll just pretend I'm a really nice guy, and gain his trust. I heard he was a sucker for that!

Honestly, I wouldn't kill anyone because so often is the case when living can be a far better punishment than dying.

Hell yeah! I'll just pretend I'm a really nice guy, and gain his trust. I heard he was a sucker for that!
You gonna give him the Kiss of Betrayel and everything? He'd appreciate the humour...

There are plenty of sick, twisted, evil individuals in this world who deserve death. Meh, I'd probably waste it on some randomer anyway.

Not that I'd have it in me anyway.

Honestly, I wouldn't kill anyone because so often is the case when living can be a far better punishment than dying.
Pussy. I give this suckers kill to the next poster...;)

Pussy. I give this suckers kill to the next poster...;)
BANG! Beat y'all to it so n'yah!

You gonna give him the Kiss of Betrayel and everything? He'd appreciate the humour...
Nope. Sicillian Kiss of Death. It's got a lot more flare to it.

If your gonna kill Jesus, why not do it in style?

Hell yeah! I'll just pretend I'm a really nice guy, and gain his trust. I heard he was a sucker for that!

Be sure to riddle him with bullets. He's near impossible to keep down.

Be sure to riddle him with bullets. He's near impossible to keep down.
Wood Chipper, dude. I don't fuck around!

Honestly, I wouldn't kill anyone because so often is the case when living can be a far better punishment than dying.There, that's a good viewpoint I can live with! *applauds* :)

Be sure to riddle him with bullets. He's near impossible to keep down.

Too true.

One thing you should know, my brothers...I'm packing *knifes guy in throat*

Ok, imagine this. For no explicable reason some kind of legal loophole is created that allows you to kill any one person and no be tried for the crime. Who would you kill...? Oh, and you can't buy other people's one kill.

Me, I'd kill Hillary Duff...

Good choice.

I don't suppose I can count all the guys in the 'Most evil dictator' thread as one, in that they're all embodiments of evil, eh? Thought not. Let's try this D&D style, then.

Roll a 4-sided die, and kill the person that comes up.

1: Omar al-Bashir (Sudan)
2: Kim Jong Il (N. Korea)
3: Fidel Castro (Cuba)
4: Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe)

Nope. Sicillian Kiss of Death. It's got a lot more flare to it.

If your gonna kill Jesus, why not do it in style?
So true. What would you wear? I'd wear a nun's habit with a sequined cape...

So true. What would you wear? I'd wear a nun's habit with a sequined cape...
You use any excuse to get into that, don't you?

Myself.

You use any excuse to get into that, don't you?
Yup! *smiles proudly*

So true. What would you wear? I'd wear a nun's habit with a sequined cape...
What would I wear? A fig leaf. How's THAT for ironic?

Myself.
I think you can get away with that anyday, it's been awhile since anyone was prosecuted for killing themselves.

I'd say but I think the CIA is tracking the internet now. Someone who deserves it I guess.

What would I wear? A fig leaf. How's THAT for ironic?
Not so much ironic as fuckin' hilarius!

I think you can get away with that anyday, it's been awhile since anyone was prosecuted for killing themselves.

If your concept of the judicial system is based on what you can get away with, then I am simply amazed.

I would kill Chellis, simply because he posted before me.

:p

I'd say but I think the CIA is tracking the internet now. Someone who deserves it I guess.
Actually just Homeland Security in Kentucky, I think. Due to the fact someone (not mentioning any names) tipped them off to a thread posted awhile back.

The best thing is they're blissfully unaware of an Msn convo where and American friend and I jokingly plan about nine ways to kill George Bush.

I would kill Chellis, simply because he posted before me.

:p
Makes sense

Aqua.

I'll preemptively kill anyone trying to kill me.

Hopefully i'll do it in such a way that nobody tries anything on me again. :D

Not so much ironic as fuckin' hilarius!
THIS IS JUST FOR YOU! ;)
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Actually just Homeland Security in Kentucky, I think. Due to the fact someone (not mentioning any names) tipped them off to a thread posted awhile back.

The best thing is they're blissfully unaware of an Msn convo where and American friend and I jokingly plan about nine ways to kill George Bush.
You sure they're unaware of it? :p *takes notes in notebook while reporting back to Big Brother, er, Washington*

...Remember, people like me who appear to be lurkers... ;) "...Monitoring the internet for un-American activities like liberalism, criticizing Bush, and being from Canada..." I forget who said that, but whoever it was unwittingly hit on the truth... *laughs evilly and disappears in a puff of smoke*

I'll preemptively kill anyone trying to kill me.

Hopefully i'll do it in such a way that nobody tries anything on me again. :D
I have some recommendations for you.

Actually just Homeland Security in Kentucky, I think. Due to the fact someone (not mentioning any names) tipped them off to a thread posted awhile back.


Tell us more....
Imagine getting paid to "monitor" nationstates. I can think of no better life*.


*This statment is only true where the value of true=false.

Wow. Silly answers galore.

I have a few.

But I'm going to surprise you all with a serious answer. See, someone already said that there are plenty of sick, twisted individuals that deserve death.

But there is one in particular that I am ashamed to be sharing an atmosphere with.

I'd kill Susan Smith.
http://www.shotsmag.co.uk/mothers%20who%20kill/susan%20smith2.JPG

The bitch that drowned her two kids in her car then told the police it had been carjacked. SHe really needs to get off the planet. *sigh*

I have some recommendations for you.

They'll have to get in line. :p

Wood Chipper, dude. I don't fuck around!
Woodchipper sounds good. That or an industrial metal shredder. Stove lasts like 20 seconds in one of them.

There are plenty of sick, twisted, evil individuals in this world who deserve death. Meh, I'd probably waste it on some randomer anyway.

Not that I'd have it in me anyway.

He's right, look: only "Sometimes Deadly".

THIS IS JUST FOR YOU! ;)
http://static.flickr.com/31/61167353_c51a70ef37_o.gif
*claps like a happy schoolgirl*

Ah photoshop, what can't you do...?

Kill one person eh? Damn. Oh well here goes nutin. I choose either Hilary Clinton or Jack Thompson. Ah yes! The world would be great without them, and even better without them both.

Tell us more....
Imagine getting paid to "monitor" nationstates. I can think of no better life*.


*This statment is only true where the value of true=false.
You'll have to ask Keruvalia, it was in regards to his thread about some email he got from a terror cell abroad.

*claps like a happy schoolgirl*

Ah photoshop, what can't you do...?
I'm working on a plug-in for it to cook pizzas.

Kill one person eh? Damn. Oh well here goes nutin. I choose either Hilary Clinton or Jack Thompson. Ah yes! The world would be great without them, and even better without them both.

Jack thompson, please. He tried to get Penny arcade shut down, while hilary clinton at least provides some sort of happiness to bill(god knows why).

He's right, look: only "Sometimes Deadly".
Heh. I just added on that clause because thread like this or "Could you kill someone" thread tend to attract a certain type of poser that I don't want to be associated with.

Plus, it'll throw the feds off the trail for a while

I'm working on a plug-in for it to cook pizzas.
I just defragment my hardrive and shove it beside the little fan thingy... but that could work

A guy I know who watched his girlfriend physically get hurt and then spread lies about her and her family. He's a coward and deserves to die.

If your concept of the judicial system is based on what you can get away with, then I am simply amazed.

(partially in reply to you, more in reply to your signature)

Making suicide illegal is a really bad idea, as someone who attempted suicide and failed may be scared to go get real help for their depression. I don't think slapping handcuffs on a guy who attempted suicide really helps the situation in the least.

(partially in reply to you, more in reply to your signature)

Making suicide illegal is a really bad idea, as someone who attempted suicide and failed may be scared to go get real help for their depression. I don't think slapping handcuffs on a guy who attempted suicide really helps the situation in the least.

And the vast majority of people agree. Doesn''t make it not illegal.

Ok, imagine this. For no explicable reason some kind of legal loophole is created that allows you to kill any one person and no be tried for the crime. Who would you kill...? Oh, and you can't buy other people's one kill.

Me, I'd kill Hillary Duff...
No contest. Pat Robertson. After all, he wants to kill me, and all people like me. He as much as said so in his 1988 book. what better person to kill than someone who wants to kill you? If pre-emption is good enough for Bush and the neo-cons, then let them have a dose of thier own medicine. I would pre-emptively kill Pat Robertson IF I could get away with it...AND if it were made legal for me to do it.

I would kmill that cow M. Moore. If he hates america soo much, he should pack up his stupid baseball caps and go to Canada, and when we invade he could be hilled for war crimes. NOTE I'm a republican, but Bush just pisses me off.

George W. Bush.

I was thinking that for two reasons:

1)It would waste CIA resources to have me checked out for making that kind of statment.

2)Pretty much guaranteed place in history. Which is where you're going to be if you try and kill a US president.

I would kmill that cow M. Moore. If he hates america soo much...
But he keeps saying in his books that he likes the US, he's just appalled at the complete moral and ethical bancruptcy of the ruling classes - business and politics.

Anyways, my own bet would go on various Politicians both Oz and US, but since they now hold the strings as far as "advocacy of terrorist activity" is concerned, I won't name names.

And the vast majority of people agree. Doesn''t make it not illegal.

*blink* But doesn't that indicate that it SHOULD be not illegal- er, should be legal, to avoid confusing sentence structure. Or, if not specifically legal, then should at least not be met with penalties, for the aforementioned reasons.

Just about anyone on the website below would suit me just fine...but I have a particular wish to take out Randall Terry.

http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

I was thinking that for two reasons:

1)It would waste CIA resources to have me checked out for making that kind of statment
2)Pretty much guaranteed place in history. Which is where you're going to be if you try and kill a US president.

I thought about it and changed my mind. Bush is just a puppet, anyway. the REAL monster/s are the people who control Bush. Bush is too stupid to be as evil as his policies indicate.
So I decided to change my vote to kill Pat Robertson, because he has expressed a sdesire to kill everyone like me. In his 1988 book, Pat Robertson actually endorsed the idea of the summary rounding up and execution of all Gay people...and, by extension, I'm sure he also meant that to include lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders.

Well, I think it is excusable to want to kill someone who has publically expressed a desire to see YOU dead.

So far, Bush hasn't done that. But I'm sure the people who control him, Pat Robertson among them...would LOVE to see me dead.

But, I decided that, getting rid of BUSH isn't really gonna solve anything. The Neo-Con monster currently in charge of this country is a hydra-headed monster. You lop off Bush, and two others just take his place.

I was thinking that for two reasons:

1)It would waste CIA resources to have me checked out for making that kind of statment.

2)Pretty much guaranteed place in history. Which is where you're going to be if you try and kill a US president.

Of course, the main problem with electing Bush is that Cheney would then be President. That just can't be a good thing.

I would kmill that cow M. Moore. If he hates america soo much, he should pack up his stupid baseball caps and go to Canada, and when we invade he could be hilled for war crimes. NOTE I'm a republican, but Bush just pisses me off.
Moore can live at my house and fill me with left wing propaganda *drools*
One more thing, you have some facts mixed up. Canada will invade America, not the other way around.

Indeed. In two years he'll be gone, and when he goes there won't be thousands upon thosands of people looking for me, which would be the case if I killed him. So I think I'll be patient.

Of course, the main problem with electing Bush is that Cheney would then be President. That just can't be a good thing.

"They're finding it harder to indict Cheney, because Cheney has actually been dead for the last eight years" ~Jon Stewart

I would have to kill Ashton Kutcher. I cannot stand that guy. He is quite possibly the worst actor ever and Punk'd is the stupidest show ever. And he is quite possibly the mental equivalent of an Eight-Year old.

Man, I hate that guy.

*blink* But doesn't that indicate that it SHOULD be not illegal- er, should be legal, to avoid confusing sentence structure. Or, if not specifically legal, then should at least not be met with penalties, for the aforementioned reasons.

I havn't brought my opinions on whether or not it should or should not be legal into this. It is illegal at the moment, and thats what counts.

One person, huh? I would kill my father then.

If possible, I would go back in time and kill him BEFORE he fucked my mother for the first time...

Wouldn't that cause all sorts of nasty existential shit to happen?

One person, huh? I would kill my father then.

If possible, I would go back in time and kill him BEFORE he fucked my mother for the first time...
I still wouldn't kill you. I know you're one of the few people here who're actually not certified mad, and I'm sure you'd be a nice lay.. But even if I did kill you, you'd still be born by your crappy parents, you'd still make sense on here for a while, and I still wouldn't prevent you from commiting impossible patricide.

Screw it. Who's really important enough to kill? Jesus, sure, but I gather we'll all be dead next time he comes around. Bush? YEa, but not much point in killing him now, is there? Everyone already hates the idiot, and he already managed to fuck up our world.

So who?

Maybe Rot's ex. Just for laughs

If anyone, probably me, since I wouldn't have to put up with everything bothering me anymore...

If anyone, probably me, since I wouldn't have to put up with everything bothering me anymore...

That was my original thought... but then I don't want to be selfish, so I'd rid the world of one of its greatest bastards as well, my father ;)

That was my original thought... but then I don't want to be selfish, so I'd rid the world of one of its greatest bastards as well, my father ;)I'm in an incredibly selfish mood right now...;)

One person, huh? I would kill my father then.

If possible, I would go back in time and kill him BEFORE he fucked my mother for the first time...
You hate yourself?

You hate yourself?

On good days, I only despise myself ;)

On good days, I only despise myself ;)
Oh how sweet.

I cant really think of anyone i would want to kill.
PLEASE HELP ME!

I'd have to find out which individual is most responsible for pulling Bush and other neo-cons strings. I'd kill that person.

Or I'd kill someone in a way that someone else I wanted to kill would get blamed, so that more people would die.

On good days, I only despise myself ;)
I take it back. People who despise themselves rarely make for great sex. Still, I wouldn't kill you. You're a great poster, self-hatred or not.


I still rather fancy killing Jesus. I also rather fancy killing a few of my co-posters, but in the interest of saving the mods logging-in to the admin CP & banning my arse, I'll refrain from mentioning names. The "US-style conservatives" know who they are anyway.

I'd save my one kill. And then if anyone annoys the hell out of me, I'll remind them I still haven't used my legal right to kill someone.

I'd save my one kill. And then if anyone annoys the hell out of me, I'll remind them I still haven't used my legal right to kill someone.
Hehehe, if anyone did that, I'd gut him on the spot. Legal or not.

I take it back. People who despise themselves rarely make for great sex. Still, I wouldn't kill you. You're a great poster, self-hatred or not.




*lol Thank you anyway. What's with this obsession with Jesus?

*lol Thank you anyway. What's with this obsession with Jesus?
I have nothing against the guy. Don't get me wrong.

It's just that with the amount of people - not to mention the kind of people - killing him would devastate, it would be worth it. Assuming he is immortal (he'd have to be for me to get the chance), I'm actually pretty sure he'd appreciate me doing it. I can't imagine he wouldn't want to see the faces of the moral majority if I snuffed him :D

I have nothing against the guy. Don't get me wrong.

It's just that with the amount of people - not to mention the kind of people - killing him would devastate, it would be worth it. Assuming he is immortal (he'd have to be for me to get the chance), I'm actually pretty sure he'd appreciate me doing it. I can't imagine he wouldn't want to see the faces of the moral majority if I snuffed him :D

Let's see.... the guy comes to earth, gets killed, obtains millions and millions of followers who, in turn, kill each other over the interpretation of an apostrophe in a book that he never wrote. Then he comes back and you kill him again... well, it should make for more interesting history, to be sure.

I take it back. People who despise themselves rarely make for great sex. Still, I wouldn't kill you. You're a great poster, self-hatred or not.


I still rather fancy killing Jesus. I also rather fancy killing a few of my co-posters, but in the interest of saving the mods logging-in to the admin CP & banning my arse, I'll refrain from mentioning names. The "US-style conservatives" know who they are anyway.
You know by Killing Jesus you are only making him stronger.

Since Killing Jesus has been done, maybe we should think of killing the devil.

Since Killing Jesus has been done, maybe we should think of killing the devil.

What, kill all the fun? Why would you do that?

What, kill all the fun? Why would you do that?
You're asking why someone would want to rid the world of fun? You've never heard of Oliver Cromwell, have you? :p

You're asking why someone would want to rid the world of fun? You've never heard of Oliver Cromwell, have you? :p

I live in Ireland these days, remember? :p

I live in Ireland these days, remember? :pI know that. :rolleyes:
I'm just saying that while I wouldn't understand why anyone doesn't like the idea of fun, there's plenty of precedent of it being banned...:(

I know that. :rolleyes:
I'm just saying that while I wouldn't understand why anyone doesn't like the idea of fun, there's plenty of precedent of it being banned...:(

See, that's why I asked WHY he would want to do that...

I don't have one specific person I'd want to kill. I have about five and I wouldn't want to waste the kill. Rather, I'd save it up to make an example out of someone.

First person who's a dick to me at my new job: :sniper:

Then we'll see who's laughing at the new guy.

Let's see.... the guy comes to earth, gets killed, obtains millions and millions of followers who, in turn, kill each other over the interpretation of an apostrophe in a book that he never wrote. Then he comes back and you kill him again... well, it should make for more interesting history, to be sure.
It's all about timing. Instead of them froothing loons offing eachother over what he didn't write in the book he had nothing to do with, they'll be killing themselves trying to figure out what he would've said if he's had a chance to say something at all.

Still, it prolly won't stop them from writing a book about it & claim he did it inbetween materializing & headbutting bullets...

Yea, you're right. It's a pointless idea. But I really would like to see the looks on their faces. It'd all be worth it.

It's all about timing. Instead of them froothing loons offing eachother over what he didn't write in the book he had nothing to do with, they'll be killing themselves trying to figure out what he would've said if he's had a chance to say something at all.

Still, it prolly won't stop them from writing a book about it & claim he did it inbetween materializing & headbutting bullets...

Yea, you're right. It's a pointless idea. But I really would like to see the looks on their faces. It'd all be worth it.

*lol ... I hate to disappoint you, but from my experience, they most likely wouldn't even recognise him in the first place.

I'd kill Blair. He makes my fists itch.

Ok, imagine this. For no explicable reason some kind of legal loophole is created that allows you to kill any one person and no be tried for the crime. Who would you kill...? Oh, and you can't buy other people's one kill.

Me, I'd kill Hillary Duff...
Me, I wouldn't say who I'd kill. Why make yourself a suspect or give the victim a warning? I know you said it would be legal due to a loophole, but I'd rather not take chances. Oh, and this thread's going to be locked. I'm sure of it.

This topic isn't appropriate at all. Locked.