NationStates Jolt Archive


Bart Simpson defense

Teh_pantless_hero
08-11-2005, 02:24
Honestly, I wouldn't post this if it didn't give me an excuse to use the Bart Simpson defense.

Bush declares "We do not torture" (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051108/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_torture;_ylt=Ap7OYJyhkwYgDuDXsHwAOEOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--)
PANAMA CITY, Panama -
President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation practices and called the treatment of terrorism suspects lawful. "We do not torture," Bush declared in response to reports of secret CIA prisons overseas.

Bush supported an effort spearheaded by Vice President Dick Cheney to block or modify a proposed Senate-passed ban on torture.

"We're working with Congress to make sure that as we go forward, we make it possible, more possible, to do our job," Bush said. "There's an enemy that lurks and plots and plans and wants to hurt America again. And so, you bet we will aggressively pursue them. But we will do so under the law."

Cheney is seeking to persuade Congress to exempt the Central Intelligence Agency from the proposed torture ban if one is passed by both chambers.

Bush spoke at a news conference with Panamanian President Martin Torrijos on the same day the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to consider a challenge to the administration's military tribunals for foreign terror suspects.

In a case entailing a major test of the government's wartime powers, justices will decide whether Osama bin Laden's former driver can be tried for war crimes before military officers in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Since the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, U.S. military forces have held hundreds of suspects at known installations outside the United States, including at the Guantanamo Bay naval base.

On Monday, the Pentagon announced that five additional terror suspects at Guantanamo will face military trials on various charges including attacking civilians and murder. That brought to nine out of about 500 detainees at the facility who have been charged with criminal offenses.

Bush was asked about reports that the CIA was separately maintaining secret prisons in eastern Europe and Asia to interrogate al-Qaida suspects — and demands by the International Red Cross for access to them.

Without confirming or denying the existence of such prisons, Bush said, "Our country is at war, and our government has the obligation to protect the American people."

He pointedly noted that Congress shares that responsibility with the administration.

"We are finding terrorists and bringing them to justice. We are gathering information about where the terrorists may be hiding. We are trying to disrupt their plots and plans. Anything we do ... to that end in this effort, any activity we conduct, is within the law. We do not torture," Bush said.

The European Union is investigating reports of the CIA prisons. The story was first reported by The Washington Post.

In Washington, Senate Democrats pressed for the creation of an independent commission to investigate detainee abuse. They hope to attach the proposal to a defense bill the Senate is considering this week.

"We need a 9/11-type commission to restore credibility to this nation," said Sen. Carl Levin (news, bio, voting record) of Michigan, the senior Democrat on the Armed Services Committee.

Committee Chairman John Warner, R-Va., called the commission unnecessary. "Responsibility and accountability have been assessed," Warner said, echoing Pentagon arguments that it had already done a dozen major investigations into prisoner-abuse allegations.

But Levin said there are areas that have not been reviewed, such as the CIA's interrogation of prisoners, the exporting of prisoners to countries that engage in torture, and the role contractors play in interrogations.

Separately, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., said Bush's comments in Panama, combined with Cheney's efforts to exempt the CIA from the torture ban, "only demonstrate that the White House learned nothing from
Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo."

"This administration has consistently sought legal justifications for harsh techniques," Kennedy said.

The United States drew worldwide condemnation after photographs circulated showing guards at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad mistreating and humiliating prisoners.

Excerpts highlighted in text to provide for the butt of the joke.

So we don't torture, yet we support the fight for the exemption of the CIA in Senate Bills that aim to provide "torture bans."

George W. Bush harnesses the immense power of the Simpsons by excercising the... *drumroll* Bart Simpson defense.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6894/didntdoit2lh.jpg
Deep Kimchi
08-11-2005, 02:25
Lisa did it!
DrunkenDove
08-11-2005, 02:28
Bush isn't even trying anymore. His next speech will probably go "The sky is green"
Dobbsworld
08-11-2005, 02:35
Bush isn't even trying anymore. His next speech will probably go "The sky is green"And ludicrously enough, some would staunchly defend that statement.
Vetalia
08-11-2005, 02:36
Bush isn't even trying anymore. His next speech will probably go "The sky is green"

If someone says that, and everyone believes it beyond a doubt, then the sky would be green.
San Texario
08-11-2005, 02:37
Bush isn't even trying anymore. His next speech will probably go "The sky is green"

Sigged. I have lost any faith that I ever had in the Bush administration to do anything right (even if it was inadvertent). Trying to exempt the CIA from the torture ban is just proposterous.
Dakini
08-11-2005, 02:38
Didn't he claim he didn't say something a while back that he was on (inter-)national television saying?

I can't remember what it was...
DrunkenDove
08-11-2005, 02:44
Sigged.

Woot! My faith in humanity is restored.
Rotovia-
08-11-2005, 02:47
Bush isn't even trying anymore. His next speech will probably go "The sky is green"
You have no idea how much I wish I h ad more space in my sig right now...
Non Aligned States
08-11-2005, 04:10
And of course someone will come along saying that government run torture ala Saddam Hussein is just fine. I'm almost certain enough to lay money on it.
Teh_pantless_hero
08-11-2005, 04:23
I should underline all the times that he shifts the blame for something he supposedly isn't doing to Congress.
Hobbesianland
08-11-2005, 04:25
When I read "Bart Simpson" defense, I expected to see whatever charges dropped based on the assumption that "boys will be boys".

I think, however, that behaviour like this should be alarming even to the most ardent of Bush's supporters.
Non Aligned States
08-11-2005, 05:26
I should underline all the times that he shifts the blame for something he supposedly isn't doing to Congress.

But can the Congress plead ignorance in this case? Probably wouldn't stick with the way politics works does it?
Grainne Ni Malley
08-11-2005, 05:58
Just wanted to say sorry, didn't mean to copy your thread! I didn't think yours was about the same thing because of the title, but now I can't figure out how to delete mine. Damn ignorance anyhow. :headbang:
DrunkenDove
08-11-2005, 06:02
Just wanted to say sorry, didn't mean to copy your thread! I didn't think yours was about the same thing because of the title, but now I can't figure out how to delete mine. Damn ignorance anyhow. :headbang:

Ask the mods.
The Lone Alliance
08-11-2005, 06:05
Ironicly, or to put it, Moronicly, His father, Bush Senior, said the Simpsons wouldn't last 1 season because there was no such thing as a disfunctional Family in the US.
Teh_pantless_hero
08-11-2005, 14:36
Just wanted to say sorry, didn't mean to copy your thread! I didn't think yours was about the same thing because of the title, but now I can't figure out how to delete mine. Damn ignorance anyhow. :headbang:
If yours was a serious topic you can have it, this is just making fun of Bush and giving me an excuse to use that picture.