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So, we are to assume that the world is ending as of *looks at watch* now! We of NS general are the only ones left alive, and it is up to us to continue the human race. We all hijack various vehicles and meet. Now we have to decide who gets paired with whom. This isn't a lay claim and go, it's deciding what is best for the human race (meaning us, continuation may be doubtful). Who should get paired with whom? Why?

Well, given that NS has so few women, I say "Ladies' Choice!"

You guys will just have to go with whichever woman will choose you. You do, of course, have the right of refusal. No one's making Fass have sex with a girl if he doesn't want to, even for the "future of humanity".

Since I am obviously the most genetically superior member of NS, I feel I should impregnate as many women as possible, as many times as possible. [/obligatory 'I PWN J00 @ SECHS!!!!111' post]

No one's making Fass have sex with a girl if he doesn't want to, even for the "future of humanity".

Hah, you assume I would participate in this. Unlike so many straight guys, I am not desperate for sex - I can have my pick just where I am, thank you very much.

What a bizarre thread.

Since I am obviously the most genetically superior member of NS, I feel I should impregnate as many women as possible, as many times as possible. [/obligatory 'I PWN J00 @ SECHS!!!!111' post]
I'll show you pwn!!!

Punk.

If you guys ever want imperial/crazy-insane genes to be passed on, I'm always here.

Hah, you assume I would participate in this. Unlike so many straight guys, I am not desperate for sex - I can have my pick just where I am, thank you very much.

Actually, I was assuming that you wouldn't participate in this, and I was trying to affirm your right not to. Just rather clumsily, I'm afraid.

I'd urge as many people as possible NOT to reproduce. Why bother to continue the human race? :rolleyes:

What a bizarre thread.
Thank you:D

So, we are to assume that the world is ending as of *looks at watch* now! We of NS general are the only ones left alive, and it is up to us to continue the human race. We all hijack various vehicles and meet. Now we have to decide who gets paired with whom. This isn't a lay claim and go, it's deciding what is best for the human race (meaning us, continuation may be doubtful). Who should get paired with whom? Why?
Well, I'm obviously right out of this, since I'm no longer equipped to procreate. Heh! Sigh.

I'd urge as many people as possible NOT to reproduce. Why bother to continue the human race? :rolleyes:
Because it feels sooo gooooooooood..... (read: because humans still mostly associate a feeling of estacy with something they should do more often, even if nine months down the line it ends with one half of a duo pooping themselves as they pop a sprog)

Because it feels sooo gooooooooood.....
Like I said, we are the human race. We can do whatever we want.

So, we are to assume that the world is ending as of *looks at watch* now! We of NS general are the only ones left alive, and it is up to us to continue the human race. We all hijack various vehicles and meet. Now we have to decide who gets paired with whom. This isn't a lay claim and go, it's deciding what is best for the human race (meaning us, continuation may be doubtful). Who should get paired with whom? Why?

I'm ready to have sex with a woman to share my superior genes, but let it be known that I shall not enjoy it.

I will, however, greatly enjoy the gay orgy afterwards. Like it was pointed out before, there are few women on NS, and they will be busy being breeder queens for the next couple of years. We'll have to manage without them for recreative sex.:D

So, the women to decide and start little "dates" with the males NS RPers, if it works out between the two, then they get their start on reproducing the human race. :fluffle:
Yeah...I like that idea. I'm open ladies, but if you think I'm like every other guy, then you will be showed that I'm not.

I'd urge as many people as possible NOT to reproduce. Why bother to continue the human race? :rolleyes:

Because if there's no human race, who will you rule upon, oh dark lord of evil?

If there are no humans groveling at your feet, who will you unleash your righteous anger upon? Who will be die or be punished on your whims? Who will you denigrate and treat as the lowly larvaes that we are? :p

I'd urge as many people as possible NOT to reproduce. Why bother to continue the human race? :rolleyes:
The problem is, as we age we would need someone who could, at bear minimum, provide us with a modicrum of care.
Whether the race continues after our generation is gone really doesn't matter, but we should insure that there is always a semi-competent geriatrician or surgeon and a few people who can push wheel chairs and empty bed pans.

I'm ready to have sex with a woman to share my superior genes, but let it be known that I shall not enjoy it.

I will, however, greatly enjoy the gay orgy afterwards. Like it was pointed out before, there are few women on NS, and they will be busy being breeder queens for the next couple of years. We'll have to manage without them for recreative sex.:D
Perhaps we could clone?

Because if there's no human race, who will you rule upon, oh dark lord of evil?

If there are no humans groveling at your feet, who will you unleash your righteous anger upon? Who will be die or be punished on your whims? Who will you denigrate and treat as the lowly larvaes that we are? :p
He'd have to sit around and scream at cockroaches for an eternity.

Because it feels sooo gooooooooood.....
In that case I would issue my Official Challenge to NS: If someone can find a female willing to actually reproduce with me, I might give up my asexuality for a short time. (Hypothetical of course, Armandian Cheese.)

Basically, this will ensure that I will remain a virgin for the rest of my life. Ah, joy! ;)

I'm ready to have sex with a woman to share my superior genes, but let it be known that I shall not enjoy it.

We could probably find a way to use you in artificial insemination.... Then you wouldn't have to have sex but could still spread those superior genes around!

I will, however, greatly enjoy the gay orgy afterwards. Like it was pointed out before, there are few women on NS, and they will be busy being breeder queens for the next couple of years. We'll have to manage without them for recreative sex.:D

Bleh. Who says pregnant women can't have sex if they want to?

So, we are to assume that the world is ending as of *looks at watch* now! We of NS general are the only ones left alive, and it is up to us to continue the human race. We all hijack various vehicles and meet. Now we have to decide who gets paired with whom. This isn't a lay claim and go, it's deciding what is best for the human race (meaning us, continuation may be doubtful). Who should get paired with whom? Why?
if only NS generalites are left, we won't have a solid Genetic base to successfully 'Rebirth' the human race if we keep to conservative standards. so a looser society needs to be formed. multiple partners and a communal childcare would help expand and solidify that Genetic Base and get the species back on their feet.

So, we are to assume that the world is ending as of *looks at watch* now! We of NS general are the only ones left alive, and it is up to us to continue the human race. We all hijack various vehicles and meet. Now we have to decide who gets paired with whom. This isn't a lay claim and go, it's deciding what is best for the human race (meaning us, continuation may be doubtful). Who should get paired with whom? Why?
if only NS generalites are left, we won't have a solid Genetic base to successfully 'Rebirth' the human race if we keep to conservative standards. so a looser society needs to be formed. multiple partners and a communal childcare would help expand and solidify that Genetic Base and get the species back on their feet.

Perhaps we could clone?

That wouldn't give us lots of hot sweaty gay sex. :(

In that case I would issue my Official Challenge to NS: If someone can find a female willing to actually reproduce with me, I might give up my asexuality for a short time. (Hypothetical of course, Armandian Cheese.)

Basically, this will ensure that I will remain a virgin for the rest of my life. Ah, joy! ;)

What if a male volunteers?

Because if there's no human race, who will you rule upon, oh dark lord of evil?

If there are no humans groveling at your feet, who will you unleash your righteous anger upon? Who will be die or be punished on your whims? Who will you denigrate and treat as the lowly larvaes that we are? :p
I rule several trillion other alien races. You lowly humans are the least of my concerns, mortal. And for deigning to speak to me you shall suffer for all eternity in the hellfires of damnation.

In that case I would issue my Official Challenge to NS: If someone can find a female willing to actually reproduce with me, I might give up my asexuality for a short time. (Hypothetical of course, Armandian Cheese.)

Basically, this will ensure that I will remain a virgin for the rest of my life. Ah, joy! ;)
*finds a catholic whore*

I'd urge as many people as possible NOT to reproduce. Why bother to continue the human race? :rolleyes:
you realize, that by urging them NOT TO... you know they WILL.

We could probably find a way to use you in artificial insemination.... Then you wouldn't have to have sex but could still spread those superior genes around!


You're a genius. That way I can pass on my superior I.Q., good looks, empathy and fashion sense to the next generation without having to get my.... *ahem* hands dirty, so to speak. No offense to the ladies. :p


Bleh. Who says pregnant women can't have sex if they want to?

Somehow, "ewww" is all I can think about when imagining pregnant women having sex. :eek:

Besides, the pregnant thing was just an excuse to get all the straight guys into a gay orgy. :fluffle:

I rule several trillion other alien races. You lowly humans are the least of my concerns, mortal. And for deigning to speak to me you shall suffer for all eternity in the hellfires of damnation.

Pffft, I already have my ticket for the eternity in hellfires of damnation.

Evil sodomite hellspawn bent on recruiting all straight, god-fearing virgin young males into my disgustingly perverted lifestyle here, remember?

Side not: Are you hiring? Every evil overlord needs at least one gay henchman to decorate his den of correuption accordingly.

you realize, that by urging them NOT TO... you know they WILL.
Encyclopaedia Brittanica: Relationship between Abstinence only teaching and teenage pregnancy See: Texas

What if a male volunteers?
Sorry, I'm heterosexual if I'm anything.

So, we are to assume that the world is ending as of *looks at watch* now! We of NS general are the only ones left alive, and it is up to us to continue the human race. We all hijack various vehicles and meet. Now we have to decide who gets paired with whom. This isn't a lay claim and go, it's deciding what is best for the human race (meaning us, continuation may be doubtful). Who should get paired with whom? Why?I Claim 50cH2 for my own personal use...you can see but you cant touch...

mi casa es su casa...no tocas a mi carro :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper:

you realize, that by urging them NOT TO... you know they WILL.
Maybe its an attempt at Reverse Psychology? Perhaps he is just upset that Human Reproduction has stalled at about 2-3% for so long, and wants to see greater expansion?

Pffft, I already have my ticket for the eternity in hellfires of damnation.

Evil sodomite hellspawn bent on recruiting all straight, god-fearing virgin young males into my disgustingly perverted lifestyle here, remember?

Side not: Are you hiring? Every evil overlord needs at least one gay henchman to decorate his den of correuption accordingly.
Of course, I'm sure you'll have excellent taste in decorating the Great Cavern Hall of Khaine where the blood-orgies take place in honor of My almighty power! ;)

Sorry, I'm heterosexual if I'm anything.

Too bad. Bah. I'll live. :p

Of course, I'm sure you'll have excellent taste in decorating the Great Cavern Hall of Khaine where the blood-orgies take place in honor of My almighty power! ;)

Blood orgies, eh?

So, I see you have good working conditions.

*writes notes*

I hope the sacrified are all virgin. Nothing like a good blood orgy with virgin maiden and lads as sacrifices.

Especially when they don't stay a virgin long :D

Sorry, I'm heterosexual if I'm anything.
Then you can't truly be Anti-Sexual. If you realy didn't care then you would be either uncaring about gender or incapable regardless of gender.
HA! That closet won't hold you for much longer, you will not die a virgin!
On the other hand, I can understand a certain reluctance with men, because you run the risk of encountering the Hairy Man Ass of Doom, and that is nothing you want to see.

*snip* encountering the Hairy Man Ass of Doom, and that is nothing you want to see.

There is shaving, you know.:rolleyes:

Once again, the fab 5 to the rescue ! :D

Then you can't truly be Anti-Sexual. If you realy didn't care then you would be either uncaring about gender or incapable regardless of gender.
I am anti-sexual, but if forced to choose I'd probably go with either heterosexual or trisexual. ;)

*snip* trisexual. ;)

Oh, so that's what this alien-tentacle-sex thing is called.

Crazy japs. :p

I am anti-sexual, but if forced to choose I'd probably go with either heterosexual or trisexual. ;)
How old are you Czardas? I'm trying to decide whether this is teenage angst or just plain unfounded insecurity.

[snip] trisexual. ;)Trisexual? or Trysexual...as in you'll try anything. :D

There is shaving, you know.:rolleyes:

Once again, the fab 5 to the rescue ! :D
Do you shave in that vicinity? Most men don't. Hell, most men seem to find it all but impossible to find those ridiculous constructions of facial hair that live somewhere around the vicinity of their mouths with a razor.
And asking "Do you shave your hindquarters regularly?" isn't going to make you much progress during the date, so you have to be subtle about determining.

Do you shave in that vicinity? Most men don't. Hell, most men seem to find it all but impossible to find those ridiculous constructions of facial hair that live somewhere around the vicinity of their mouths with a razor.
And asking "Do you shave your hindquarters regularly?" isn't going to make you much progress during the date, so you have to be subtle about determining.

Well, I don't go so far as shaving my "hindquarters" i.e., I don,t shave my legs.

But a nice,firm, muscled, hairless ass is something anyone interested in male buttocks will appreciate.

*Since we role-play like its the International forum*

If all thats left of the human race are the ~5,000 people on the forum, I'd rather ensure the human race doesn't survive at all.

*Hijacks a giant mech from a military R&D centre and start crushing people*

Well, I don't go so far as shaving my "hindquarters" i.e., I don,t shave my legs.
On a man, legs are a case to case situation. Most men don't have a leg-hair problem, on the other hand some of them look like they are wearing the bottom of Wookie costume, and that isn't going to be much fun.
And I used a euphamism because I was quite sure that no one ever asked about their partner's ass early in the relationship.
But a nice,firm, muscled, hairless ass is something anyone interested in male buttocks will appreciate.
Interest is a bit of a strong word for it (I never did understand why people found anyone's ass all that fascinating), but I can certainly appreciate the effort and result.

*Since we role-play like its the International forum*

If all thats left of the human race are the ~5,000 people on the forum, I'd rather ensure the human race doesn't survive at all.

*Hijacks a giant mech from a military R&D centre and start crushing people*
*Hijacks a MBT and helps JiangGuo, but then turns on him and shoots violently at him*

This is.. disturbing.

Actually, fuck all the other previous ideas. We should just form one mass hedonistic colony and care for all the children produced equally. That way everyone gets sex in one form or other....

If all thats left of the human race are the ~5,000 people on the forum, I'd rather ensure the human race doesn't survive at all.

*Hijacks a giant mech from a military R&D centre and start crushing people**Hijacks a MBT and helps JiangGuo, but then turns on him and shoots violently at him*he clearly said ... the ~4990 people in the General Forum...

You roleplaying people are dead...all the 10 of you :D :D :p :D

Actually, fuck all the other previous ideas. We should just form one mass hedonistic colony and care for all the children produced equally. That way everyone gets sex in one form or other....
You know, the way that you structured your statement, what with mentioning communal child care and then "sex in one form or other" standing side by side?
Yeah, that looks very wrong. Oh so very, very wrong.

And here I thought this thread was actually going to be about pairing off NSers, which in a way is a relief to me that it isn't because even though I've been here before I'm technically a nOOb and would've been like that really sad girl at the dance who twiddles her thumbs by herself. Of course, now I'm just that really sad girl who is stuck picturing mens' hairy asses.:(

I think we'd probably all bone everyone else. If we're restarting the human race we're going to want to be having as much sex as possible.

I think we'd probably all bone everyone else. If we're restarting the human race we're going to want to be having as much sex as possible.Yup..we turn off the lights at midnite...and engage on the save-the-human-race free for all.
:D

You know, the way that you structured your statement, what with mentioning communal child care and then "sex in one form or other" standing side by side?
Yeah, that looks very wrong. Oh so very, very wrong.
Animal, vegetable or mineral; I'll do anything to anything.

[/obscure reference]

Also: Paedophilia is wrong.

All of you are being silly, sex or not the end of the world is comming and {doing it} is not going to stop it! LOL!:fluffle:

Looks like there'd be a serious market for contraception post-the-world-gets-destroyed. I reckon I'd establish some sort of condom factory... monopolise of course, and supply you people. Seriously, the way you're all talking about "orgies" and "sex with multiple partners" is all well and good, but if you want to start the human race off with disease/messed up gene pools, and whatnot... there's not much point in continuing is there?

*radio announcer*
"Buy Sorkovian brand post-apocalyptic condoms! You really don't have a choice!"

All of you are being silly, sex or not the end of the world is comming and {doing it} is not going to stop it! LOL!:fluffle:

Well if the world is going to end either way, then why not get it on as much as we can before we die?

All of you are being silly, sex or not the end of the world is comming and {doing it} is not going to stop it! LOL!:fluffle:
We're dealing in hypotheticals. My homemade army of killer robots may annihilate us all, this is true, but I did attempt to program them to leave NSers alone.

Frankly I'm not that fussed with any of the NS girls, so I think I'll just clone myself as a girl and repoduce with myself. Hoooah!

Frankly I'm not that fussed with any of the NS girls, so I think I'll just clone myself as a girl and repoduce with myself. Hoooah!
Wouldn't that cause some rather bad inbreeding problems? Like a kid(s) with 5 heads, four of which are in the place of the arms and legs? That'd make potty training hell.

In that case I would issue my Official Challenge to NS: If someone can find a female willing to actually reproduce with me, I might give up my asexuality for a short time. (Hypothetical of course, Armandian Cheese.)

Basically, this will ensure that I will remain a virgin for the rest of my life. Ah, joy! ;)
Better be only hypothetical, Mister! No straying, you hear? ;)

Wouldn't that cause some rather bad inbreeding problems? Like a kid(s) with 5 heads, four of which are in the place of the arms and legs? That'd make potty training hell.
Maybe, but it'd be worth it. I've seen me in a skirt... ;)

What the hell Branin!

Well, if we're going for pure genetic superiority, then all we need to do is determine the proper "spam-post to content-post" ratio for each NSer, and then assign people based on that.

The male/female with the highest percentage of on-topic informative posts will have first dibs.

Harlesburg and Rotovia, I fear, will be fighting each other over the right of "not last" :p

Frankly I'm not that fussed with any of the NS girls, so I think I'll just clone myself as a girl and repoduce with myself. Hoooah!
That is twisted in so many ways.

Well, if we're going for pure genetic superiority, then all we need to do is determine the proper "spam-post to content-post" ratio for each NSer, and then assign people based on that.

The male/female with the highest percentage of on-topic informative posts will have first dibs.

Harlesburg and Rotovia, I fear, will be fighting each other over the right of "not last" :p
I think you;ve got it backwards.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

:D :D

Well, given that NS has so few women, I say "Ladies' Choice!"

You guys will just have to go with whichever woman will choose you. You do, of course, have the right of refusal. No one's making Fass have sex with a girl if he doesn't want to, even for the "future of humanity".

would'nt each one have to have as many babies as possible with as many different guys as possible. genetic varierty and all?

I call dibs on Aerou. And I'm gonna clone her to multiply the fun! :D

I call dibs on Aerou. And I'm gonna clone her to multiply the fun! :D
As the first general in her army, I will protect* her against your untoward advances! For Her Honour!

*This protection will, of course, mean that I will have to accompany her everywhere, watch her at all times, and share her bed (to confuse possible nighttime assailants), but such are the sacrifices that I must make.

Tell you what...I'll provide you with all the Aerou clones you require. How's that?

Allright, we do have to continue the human race, but who said we can't have fun doing it, we could match people up genetecally, to produce the best offspring (in theory). We could have a mass orgy. We could pair off with whom ever and just have fun. Which will it be?

Allright, we do have to continue the human race, but who said we can't have fun doing it, we could match people up genetecally, to produce the best offspring (in theory). We could have a mass orgy. We could pair off with whom ever and just have fun. Which will it be?

I just want the dibs I called already. Y'all can have your orgy if you like. ;)

Tell you what...I'll provide you with all the Aerou clones you require. How's that?
I have not sworn loyalty to the clones, but to the original.
Provided that all potential clones are properly identifiable, then you may have the required DNA, on the condition that Aerou approves of the number you create.

I have a signed affidavit from the original affirming her desire to remain in Cluichium. :p

I have a signed affidavit from the original affirming her desire to remain in Cluichium. :p
If she were to attempt suicide, then I would halt her hand. In the same way, I would stop any obviously self-destructive choices that she should make relating to you.
But, wait . . .
*Scans affidavit*
AHA! This contract was made out with Cluishistan! You are an imposter! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Ah, crap...you got me.

>.>
<.<
*runs*

Ah, crap...you got me.

>.>
<.<
*runs*
And he stole my word! You give me back absurdtastic at once you blighter!
STOP THIEF! STOP THIEF!

Just as long as we can have trenchcoats and German hats at the end of the world, I'm not bothered.:D Small luxuries, eh.

I rule several trillion other alien races. You lowly humans are the least of my concerns, mortal. And for deigning to speak to me you shall suffer for all eternity in the hellfires of damnation.

I've already been to public school. :D

And he stole my word! You give me back absurdtastic at once you blighter!
STOP THIEF! STOP THIEF!

Can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Man! :D

As a fan of Branin's bizarro threads, I feel compelled to do this.

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/bumpsign1.jpg

Can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Man! :D
Your sig should be a bumper sticker. It is like a confession at the LoDA - Legion of Doom Anonymous.

Ah well... in that scenario, I think humanity will get extinct.

Myrth. Obviously

Myrth. Obviously
You mean that you want to be paired with Myrth, or that Myrth should reproduce asexually by pairing with himself? Perhaps by budding?

wow. even if this WERE to happen, no girl would actually choose ME. :(

Simply put, I'd just hide out on the slopes of an active volcano and wait for the lava to start flowing so I can jump in, therefore removing myself from consideration and reducing competition.

wow. even if this WERE to happen, no girl would actually choose ME. :(

Simply put, I'd just hide out on the slopes of an active volcano and wait for the lava to start flowing so I can jump in, therefore removing myself from consideration and reducing competition.
Are you normally this cheerful, or is it just Happy Hour where you live?

Are you normally this cheerful, or is it just Happy Hour where you live?
I'm like this normally.

Well, I've proven myself as a good breeder, so I'm sure I'd be in demand:). It's what made women so valuable in my culture to begin with...regardless of who the father was, a woman with children was a person with status. Of course, I'd like to line up my studs like a male harem and pick and choose on a whim...I suppose anyone up for that would get my vote!

You mean that you want to be paired with Myrth, or that Myrth should reproduce asexually by pairing with himself? Perhaps by budding?
I choose both

Are you normally this cheerful, or is it just Happy Hour where you live?

It's always Happy Hour in my head. :D

You mean that you want to be paired with Myrth, or that Myrth should reproduce asexually by pairing with himself? Perhaps by budding?


Why not spores? :p

I call dibs on Aerou. And I'm gonna clone her to multiply the fun! :D
Go for Gold Fool!:D :eek:

Well, given that NS has so few women, I say "Ladies' Choice!"

You guys will just have to go with whichever woman will choose you. You do, of course, have the right of refusal. No one's making Fass have sex with a girl if he doesn't want to, even for the "future of humanity".

Eww, girls have cooties :D

I'll either go with Fass or get a lined formed for all those straight guys wanting to get laid but have been turned down by the ladies :p

I bagsey Tink

ewww, men have..ah, it eludes me. must be connected to my pushing undesirable thoughts out of my head on a regular basis.

so anyhow, sounding like god clean fun so far.

and personally..i'll just stick around a little longer and wait till everybody is reeaallly drunk and only then start making my calls ;)

Well i shant partake in this as i would probably be the one trying to destroy this accursed race.

Well i shant partake in this as i would probably be the one trying to destroy this accursed race.
You would have thought so, wouldn't you. However, not if I GET THERE FIRST!*pushes big red button frantically*

*waits*

*...*

*looks despondent*

Your turn.

And here I thought this thread was actually going to be about pairing off NSers, which in a way is a relief to me that it isn't because even though I've been here before I'm technically a nOOb and would've been like that really sad girl at the dance who twiddles her thumbs by herself. Of course, now I'm just that really sad girl who is stuck picturing mens' hairy asses.:(

Am I the only one who thinks it's somehow justified that it took 53 posts before any women here posted in this thread? I mean, I'm all for a good ol' heterosexual tango, but this thread possesses all the subtlety of a community bedpan.

Cool!

I'll tup Dakini, eh?

I'll tup Dakini, eh?
I'll video it, so we can teach the children of NS how it's done* so they don't bugger it up.

*plus, probably make a lot of cash out of it...¬_¬

I'll video it, so we can teach the children of NS how it's done* so they don't bugger it up.

*plus, probably make a lot of cash out of it...¬_¬

Set your tape to long play, and let the lesson commence.





:)

Incurable romantic seeks filthy whore. Any takers?

Incurable romantic seeks filthy whore. Any takers?
I'll make it simple (considering the posters in this thread):
If you are female - yes
If you are male - no (although Fass may....nevermind)

I'll make it simple (considering the posters in this thread):
If you are female - yes
If you are male - no (although Fass may....nevermind)


Fass loves the cock, but he's very picky about which cock. Like many girls I know.

Ah, hell, everyones going crazy and the worlds ending.

*sighs*

You know, I think I'll just put on some monk robes and roam around.

*dones munk cloak and robes*'

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No one likes me anyway... *sighs*

Ah, hell, everyones going crazy and the worlds ending.

*sighs*

You know, I think I'll just put on some monk robes and roam around.

*dones munk cloak and robes*'

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No one likes me anyway... *sighs*
Hang on...do you mean post apocalyptic, 'All hail the Almighty Bomb', Sequel to Planet of the Apes type monk or dark ages, 'Pie Iesu Domine, *bonk* donna eis requiem *bonk*' Monty Python and the Holy Grail type monk?

I prefer the latter, btw. That or the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells, vice president of the order of the Black Monks, banking with a smile and a stab.

EDIT: Shit, wandered off topic there a bit. Ah well, make the mods happy in compliance with the thread subject - sex! SEX SEX SEX!!!! lawl, sex! Sechs!

I was remarkably lucky to have one kid, my battered bait and tackle would be hard pressed to make another. Also, there's like, 8 guys for every girl. I'll probably resort to homosexuality. :p

I was remarkably lucky to have one kid, my battered bait and tackle would be hard pressed to make another. Also, there's like, 8 guys for every girl. I'll probably resort to homosexuality. :p
If your red nose squeaks when you give blowjobs, I'll take you ;)

As I said in a previous post...
wow. even if this WERE to happen, no girl would actually choose ME. :(

Simply put, I'd just hide out on the slopes of an active volcano and wait for the lava to start flowing so I can jump in, therefore removing myself from consideration and reducing competition.

really odd thread you guys have here. Who had this terrible idea??

really odd thread you guys have here. Who had this terrible idea??
Well, since it is Branin's thread, Branion would be the blatantly obvious answer that even a crayon-eating untrainable could grasp.
However, this is NS, so the obvious answer is probably wrong, in which case I blame everything of George W. Bush and Lau Kar Leung.

Well, since it is Branin's thread, Branion would be the blatantly obvious answer that even a crayon-eating untrainable could grasp.
However, this is NS, so the obvious answer is probably wrong, in which case I blame everything of George W. Bush and Lau Kar Leung.
No no no no NO! Since this is indeed NS, you should have blamed George Dubya not for this thread, but for US foreign policy, the Economy, the new smell of cheddar recently, how you feel saddened each morning, the price of fish (see: Economy), the state of your bedroom and online computer games and forums. That would have been more IC for the forum. :rolleyes:

No no no no NO! Since this is indeed NS, you should have blamed George Dubya not for this thread, but for US foreign policy, the Economy, the new smell of cheddar recently, how you feel saddened each morning, the price of fish (see: Economy), the state of your bedroom and online computer games and forums. That would have been more IC for the forum. :rolleyes:
Doesn't that all come under the heading of "everything"? Isn't cheese a "thing"? Isn't the US a "thing"? Further, where does Lau Kar Leung get to come in with such a situation?

I've been reading these comments and chuckling. It's the end of the world!! Breeding for the purposes of life preservation is completely moot. Since the end of the world means no survivors, I'd opt to be paired off with the one guy who can make the last of my time on this plantet the most enjoyable time I have ever had in my life. Of course, depending upon the time frame involved with the imminent end, he'd most likely have to be able to do it in two minutes., so he'd better be damn good at it.

Doesn't that all come under the heading of "everything"? Isn't cheese a "thing"? Isn't the US a "thing"? Further, where does Lau Kar Leung get to come in with such a situation?
*sigh*

Look, NS GWB attacks are specific and random. Blaming the Great and Almighty Nematode for everything doesn't vut the mustard, sonny.

Also, Lau Kar Leung doesn't come into this because you can't blame Martial Arts experts for the world's problems.

*sigh*

Look, NS GWB attacks are specific and random. Blaming the Great and Almighty Nematode for everything doesn't vut the mustard, sonny.
Look, if I want to make things seem a bit more rational, then I will do so. The fact is, blaming him for everything as opposed to whatever random bit is on the top of your head at the moment implies a greater intellectual capacity. Thus, what is left of my soul that hasn't been strangled by cynicism and self-loathing demands that I allow some concession.
Also, Lau Kar Leung doesn't come into this because you can't blame Martial Arts experts for the world's problems.
But . . . but . . . you can't hug your children with arms of steel!
If idealism has taught me one thing, then it is the merits of an object are based exclusively on whether you can hug children with them. Hence, Pudding is of the Devil.

Look, if I want to make things seem a bit more rational, then I will do so. The fact is, blaming him for everything as opposed to whatever random bit is on the top of your head at the moment implies a greater intellectual capacity. Thus, what is left of my soul that hasn't been strangled by cynicism and self-loathing demands that I allow some concession.

But . . . but . . . you can't hug your children with arms of steel!
If idealism has taught me one thing, then it is the merits of an object are based exclusively on whether you can hug children with them. Hence, Pudding is of the Devil.
I may just sig that. I just laughed out loud in my room.

Also: Give in to cynicism. Reject self-loathing. Embrace the Insanity.

Also: Give in to cynicism. Reject self-loathing. Embrace the Insanity.
I keep the Self-Loathing, because I find that it helps me stay balanced in lieu of maitaining a conscience. Much better to be generally disgusted with yourself, then to have something specific that you worry about having done.
I do rather like Insanity, and we embrace quite frequently. However, I don't think that I want to go past 3rd base with Insanity yet.

Also: Sig the quote! Sig the quote! The Power of Christ compells you! SIG THE QUOTE!

I keep the Self-Loathing, because I find that it helps me stay balanced in lieu of maitaining a conscience. Much better to be generally disgusted with yourself, then to have something specific that you worry about having done.
I do rather like Insanity, and we embrace quite frequently. However, I don't think that I want to go past 3rd base with Insanity yet.
Yeah, I was too quick in going all the way with insanity and I regret it now. You take your time, son. No rush. Embrace it, don't fuck it.

Also: Sig the quote! Sig the quote! The Power of Christ compells you! SIG THE QUOTE!
It's tempting...

Yeah, I was too quick in going all the way with insanity and I regret it now. You take your time, son. No rush. Embrace it, don't fuck it.
Yeah, I had a bad time with Insanity's twin. You have no idea how many people stared at me and laughed when they heard I was fucking Insane.
It's tempting...
The power of Christ compells you. It is he who flung you from the Gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell! SIG THE QUOTE!

Yeah, I had a bad time with Insanity's twin. You have no idea how many people stared at me and laughed when they heard I was fucking Insane.Funny how parents name their kids, aint it?

The power of Christ compells you. It is he who flung you from the Gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell! SIG THE QUOTE!
And lo, it was done; and the heavens did open and it did raineth upon Manchester, for the fifth time today. And it was good.