NationStates Jolt Archive

Now that I've seen your women and they look so sexable. I demand that you hand over your women to me, or face an invasion.
I want all of your 18 to 25 year old women. If you hand them over, I will say nice things about you.
If you do not hand your women over, I will say your countries are evil and that the US should invade your lands. (to steal your women).
Especially the Irish, British, and Slovakian women.

;)

Piss off :p

*Picks up pitchfork and guards Donegal girlfriend jealously*

If we do so, will we receive an equal number of massively overweight American skank in return?

ooow, as long as we can keep the Dutch ones you may have them all.:D

Now that I've seen your women and they look so sexable. I demand that you hand over your women to me, or face an invasion.
I want all of your 18 to 25 year old women. If you hand them over, I will say nice things about you.
How bout you get American women to stop eating McDonalds so that they too can be "sexable". In any case, our women may be armed to fight.

If we do so, will we receive an equal number of massively overweight American skank in return?
Sure. Take as many as you like. :)

OK, send over your repressed catholic housewifes so we can show them how good it is :D

How bout you get American women to stop eating McDonalds so that they too can be "sexable". In any case, our women may be armed to fight.
I quite like our American women in general. Step off. Or I'll have her sit on you.

(serioulsy, I quite like them for the most part)

Now that I've seen your women and they look so sexable. I demand that you hand over your women to me, or face an invasion.
I want all of your 18 to 25 year old women. If you hand them over, I will say nice things about you.
If you do not hand your women over, I will say your countries are evil and that the US should invade your lands. (to steal your women).
Especially the Irish, British, and Slovakian women.

;)
Heh. As if men in Europe had the power to 'hand over their women' :p

ooow, as long as we can keep the Dutch ones you may have them all.:D

I say:

Aye!

Geen betere vrouw dan een Nederlandse vrouw!

*Trekt klompen aan, pakt hooivork en wacht to Whittier-- komt*

Long time no see Whittier--. You may have the German women, as long as we get the bikes...

If we do so, will we receive an equal number of massively overweight American skank in return?

We'll even give you two for one :p

This could work to my advantage. *finds unattractive British girl and tries to decide what American actress or musician to have in exchange*

I say:

Aye!

Geen betere vrouw dan een Nederlandse vrouw!

*Trekt klompen aan, pakt hooivork en wacht to Whittier-- komt*

Long time no see Whittier--. You may have the German women, as long as we get the bikes...
wtf, it seems everybody here knows Dutch know:confused:

ooow, as long as we can keep the Dutch ones you may have them all.:D
That's cool. I'm not interested in the dutch ones. Just the Irish, the British, the slovakians, the austrians, the french, some german. The czchecks have hot chicks too.

Especially the Latvians. With their really really pretty eyes. And the Irish and Brits women have kissable lips and nice eyes.
French women have nice curves.
Actually all the european have really nice eyes.
And the other thing that makes European women so attractive and sexy is that you can have real conversations with them. And they are so cool. Not like American women who only play mind games.
:)


What does sexable mean anyway? :confused:

I say:

Aye!

Geen betere vrouw dan een Nederlandse vrouw!

*Trekt klompen aan, pakt hooivork en wacht to Whittier-- komt*

Long time no see Whittier--. You may have the German women, as long as we get the bikes...
You gots a deal.

Hmmm....this seems like a ploy. That's it! It's a reverse-psychology bait-and-switch the Europeans are using to get rid of their ugly women. You know they're going to send over their Euro-woofers. The OP didn't specify!

Aw crap! Invasion of People from the Big Book of British Teeth! AAAAAAH!




Kidding. I love British women. Or rather, I'd like to. Portagees are hot, too -- well, provided they're good about unsightly unibrows and moustaches. Same goes for Greek women.

Heh. As if men in Europe had the power to 'hand over their women' :p
hmmm. ooooh.

(Goes off to plot a way to lure european women away from their countries.)

hmmm. ooooh.

(Goes off to plot a way to lure european women away from their countries.)
That's better. Much better.
:D