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Man glued to toilet seat, sues store

Lewrockwellia
07-11-2005, 18:37
source (http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=10166337&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews)

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Colorado man who had a panic attack when he found he was glued to a toilet seat in a Home Depot restroom has sued the home improvement giant for negligence, saying staff ignored his plight.
Retired electrical engineer Bob Dougherty, 57, said on Thursday he was stuck in the stall with his pants down for about 20 minutes and that two years after the 2003 incident he was suffering from post-traumatic stress, which has triggered diabetes and heart complications.
I have these nightmares every night where I am locked in this dark room, with no windows, no doors, no fresh air, no route for escape. I wake up in these cold sweats," Dougherty said.

Spokesmen for Home Depot Inc. could not immediately be reached for comment.

Dougherty said in a lawsuit filed last week in Boulder, Colorado, that he thought he was having a heart attack when he realized his buttocks and legs were stuck to the toilet seat in the Home Depot restroom in Louisville, Colorado.

He explained his plight to an employee who came into the restroom but other Home Depot staffers thought it was a hoax and he had to wait until someone else came in to again summon help.

Dougherty is claiming unspecified damages for help with medical and psychiatric bills, for humiliation and for the diabetes he said he has developed as a result of the stress.

"Home Depot not only ignored my plight, they refused my plight," he said. Dougherty said he suspected the glue had been placed there as a prank by three teens seen earlier in the store.

Does this strike anyone else as hilarious? :p
Safalra
07-11-2005, 18:41
Does this strike anyone else as hilarious? :p
Somewhat so. I think the appropriate response would be to tell the guy to get a grip, glue the unhelpful employees to toilet seats for a day, and force the pranksters to join the army. That way everyone goes away unhappy.
Kanabia
07-11-2005, 18:43
Somewhat so. I think the appropriate response would be to tell the guy to get a grip, glue the unhelpful employees to toilet seats for a day, and force the pranksters to join the army. That way everyone goes away unhappy.

I like your way of thinking. :D
Turquoise Days
07-11-2005, 18:45
Catching diabetes from a toilet seat? That's a new one:rolleyes:
Uber Awesome
07-11-2005, 18:45
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452361
Turquoise Days
07-11-2005, 18:46
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452361
Damn, trust LG to get there first.
The South Islands
07-11-2005, 19:07
How the hell do you get glued to a toilet seat?
Grainne Ni Malley
07-11-2005, 19:31
Ya know, I almost posted this when I came across it, but nobody wanted anything to do with that darned humor topic of mine do I thought Hmm, NSers must only want threads about politics, abortion, religion and Wal-Mart. Just goes to show, there's no accounting for which way things will go around here. I just think none of the employees wanted to deal with a half-naked whiny man.
Kanabia
07-11-2005, 19:33
Hmm, NSers must only want threads about politics, abortion, religion and Wal-Mart.

Geez, you haven't been paying much attention around here then. To me, especially. :p
Grainne Ni Malley
07-11-2005, 19:38
Geez, you haven't been paying much attention around here then. To me, especially. :p

I guess not. I must start doing so then.
The South Islands
07-11-2005, 19:39
I guess not. I must start doing so then.

Do pay attention to Kanabia. He is most entertaining.

Like a clam doing the Tango.
The Zoogie People
07-11-2005, 19:39
How the hell do you get glued to a toilet seat?


Glue :D

...

*shakes head* But...but...I want to be an electrical engineer...oh well, better settle for lumberjack.
Kanabia
07-11-2005, 19:41
Do pay attention to Kanabia. He is most entertaining.

Like a clam doing the Tango.

Why, thankyou sir. Have a used colostomy bag for your olfactory pleasure.

(well, it's kinda on-topic...)
Grainne Ni Malley
07-11-2005, 19:43
How the hell do you get glued to a toilet seat?

I believe there were reports of three teenagers running around the store who were thought to be responsible for the prank.
Deep Kimchi
07-11-2005, 20:14
source (http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=10166337&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews)

Does this strike anyone else as hilarious? :p

How did he not notice that the seat was covered in glue?
The South Islands
07-11-2005, 20:15
How did he not notice that the seat was covered in glue?

When you got to go, you got to go!