NationStates Jolt Archive

Profanity laden tirade for the most part.

1) Sephiroth - Ok, this guy is just a dick. He kills a helpless girl then goes and trys to destroy the world.
2) Mario - Before Mario ran into Princess Peach/Toadstool and Bowser, he was the sworn enemy of the giant, tie-wearing gorilla - Donkey Kong. Just like Bowser, Donkey Kong was always stealing Mario's wench and climbing stuff while throwing barrels at Mario. However, she was a different wench - Pauline. What ever happened to Pauline. It is believed Mario used her as live bait to catch Donkey Kong, killing her in the process. And speaking of catching Donkey Kong, after completely erasing Pauline from history, Mario caged Donkey Kong and tried to kill the big DK's son for trying to come and save his old man. It can only be assumed Mario succeeded in killing Donkey Kong Junior because have you ever seen Donkey Kong Jr. in any Donkey Kong game beyond the one he was featured in and flashback remakes? No. And what about the storyline of Super Mario Land with yet another girl - Princess Daisy? She is, of course, never heard from again. This guy is frankly worse than Sephiroth and should be number one.
3) Liquid Snake - This guy can't just stop trying to ruin your shit. He taunts you by impersonating your former mentor in Metal Gear Solid then trys to kill you, with a huge ass mech after siccing on you an entire slew of genetically engineered grunts as well as the Metal Gear Solid Legion of Doom. Not to mention, possibly has Meryl tortured to death and trying to kill you in a super copter.
4) The emperor in Homeworld - He beats up the egomaniacal Hiigarans, exiles them for centuries, then goes and firebombs their exiled home.
5) The G-man - He goes around with his magic god-like time and space altering ability abducts Gordon Freeman and has him do his bidding. Then he ends Half-Life 2 abruptly in the middle of some major shit going down.
6) The Administrator - In Half-Life, he makes you open up a portal to Bizarro world, then in Half-Life 2 sides with the Combine and just goes around ruining people's shit.
7) The people of the land of Toadstool - Just tell me what fucking castle the princess is in right now.
8) Bowser - He goes around abducting the princess, all the time. And not only that, but apparently he has eighteen castles simultaneously built and runs from one to the next like one of the Three Little Pigs while hiding the princess in the final castle where you could just go and get here easily because the Koopa Guard is all with Bowser, but the fucking Toadstoolians won't fucking tell you that.
9) Calypso (Twisted Metal) - The guy is like every other guy holding tournaments to the death for his own amusement, except he is like an evil genie. He grants wishes to ever wins his blood feud, but he twists the wishes so that whoever wins gets fucked up. What an asshat.
10) The Dog from Duck Hunt - He laughs at you when you miss, repeatedly. Bastard.

I'll never look at Mario the same way again...

all the fuckers from super robot taisen

goddamn

5) The G-man - He goes around with his magic god-like time and space altering ability abducts Gordon Freeman and has him do his bidding. Then he ends Half-Life 2 abruptly in the middle of some major shit going down.
6) The Administrator - In Half-Life, he makes you open up a portal to Bizarro world, then in Half-Life 2 sides with the Combine and just goes around ruining people's shit.
The G-Man did it! It's a conspiracy! Dr. Breen was convinced by the G-Man to create the resonance cascade in order to "test" Gordon Freeman for employment.

I'd put Albedo from Xenosaga...I'm the only person in the world who's played that game.

The G-Man did it! It's a conspiracy! Dr. Breen was convinced by the G-Man to create the resonance cascade in order to "test" Gordon Freeman for employment.
and HL2 was still testing him

they have high standards for their secretaries at the Shaw Group

It can only be assumed Mario succeeded in killing Donkey Kong Junior because have you ever seen Donkey Kong Jr. in any Donkey Kong game beyond the one he was featured in and flashback remakes? No.

DK Jr grew up to become the current Donkey Kong. The old DK became Cranky Kong.

Kefka (FFVI) deserves a spot in there. This guy turns Terra into a mindless zombie, nearly torches Figaro, poisons all of Doma, kills General Leo, kills almost every Esper, betrays Emperor Gestahl, disrupts the goddesses (resulting in the near destruction of the world), torches Maramba, and unleashes the two ancient demons and 8 dragons upon whats left of the world. This guy is an asshole of the highest order. But I do have to give him credit for making the crazy clown getup work.

I still hate Sephiroth more, but that's because Aeris is my all time favorite character. Don't ask me why, she just is. And then that little f*cker goes and kills her as Cloud just stands there. WTF!

Oh, and I must agree with Ftagn, that is a new and interesting take on Mario's image.

Kefka (FFVI) deserves a spot in there. This guy turns Terra into a mindless zombie, nearly torches Figaro, poisons all of Doma, kills General Leo, kills almost every Esper, betrays Emperor Gestahl, disrupts the goddesses (resulting in the near destruction of the world), torches Maramba, and unleashes the two ancient demons and 8 dragons upon whats left of the world. This guy is an asshole of the highest order. But I do have to give him credit for making the crazy clown getup work.

I still hate Sephiroth more, but that's because Aeris is my all time favorite character. Don't ask me why, she just is. And then that little f*cker goes and kills her as Cloud just stands there. WTF!

Oh, and I must agree with Ftagn, that is a new and interesting take on Mario's image.
Kefka's badass B-)

Sephiroth shouldn't be on that list. The only thing Sephiroth did of note is Summon Meteor and raze Nibelheim.

Aeris was killed by Jenova.

no mention of characters from Resident evil series?
or God of war?
or Grand theft Auto series?

Jen to the Izzo
V to the Izzay

For rizzle my nizzle used to dribble down on Ray Ray :(

so we got him a bib and the problem hasn't come back

but my nizzle feels silly out in public wearing a bib

but he's a big man, he can handle it

Wheres Cash from Manhunt.. Fuck, he slaughtered people with his own hands and thats not enough? poor cash..
the guy murderered people with such intensity its like watching and playing as as serial killer at work

no mention of characters from Resident evil series?

Okay, how about Wesker? The little twit is always lurking somewhere behind every plot and manages to somehow survive every game.

Cain, from the C&C series. Not only is he evil, he's immortal, and he's from the Bible. Can't beat that, and those movies.

DK Jr grew up to become the current Donkey Kong. The old DK became Cranky Kong.
And what do you have to base this on? Mario hasn't aged at all, there would be no reason for Donky Kong to age 50 years and change his name.

What about Craissus Curio? He is evil.

What about Craissus Curio? He is evil.

Nah, he's just a little creepy. I rather liked that character.

Don't forget Dracula. After countless hours on systems from NES to PS2, that undead evil bastard has been attacked and destroyed dozens of times and still isn't dead. Some vampire slayers the Belmonts are.

The Silvites from Skies of Arcadia.

They sent that total bastard Ramirez down, then send that dimwit Fina, then when you finally meet them they try to blow up the world and who's left todeal with it?

Blasted ancient races and their blasted Gigas.

Hojo is the most evil. He is one sick, crazy, twisted, diabolical fuck.

Those f**king dopefish. Cute, cuddly, but unbelievably frustrating.

Gannondorf from Zelda (Ocarina of Time). Dude just wants to turn the world into a land of utter darkness, kill all of its inhabitants, and then turn them into zombies.

You forgot Shaq O'Niel from NBA Live 2006. The best part, he's a real person!

10) The Dog from Duck Hunt - He laughs at you when you miss, repeatedly. Bastard.
Damn straight.

Gannondorf from Zelda (Ocarina of Time). Dude just wants to turn the world into a land of utter darkness, kill all of its inhabitants, and then turn them into zombies.
are any of us different?

do any of us take the time to consider what happens to the people inside the TV whenever we turn it off?

Cain, from the C&C series. Not only is he evil, he's immortal, and he's from the Bible. Can't beat that, and those movies.

And he's bald if I'm not mistaken. Bald = Evil.
Deleuze, those zombies are beings of magic, not reanimated dead people. They even state that in the game.

I have no idea who any of those on the list outside of the Mario universe are, so here's my list of 11-20:

11. Saddler: He lets me get attached to the helecopter guy, then kills him by having a minion launch a rocket launcher into the chopper. For that alone, I had to kill him.

12. Peach: That stupid bitch goes to Bowser's castle to do who knows what, and then has Mario risk his life to kill bowser and save her. She does this on more than one occasions.

13. CJ(from San Andres): After promising the gamers a great game, he gives us what is basicly GTAIII version 3(2 is Vice City). It's basicly a bigger Liberty City with a different theme. He even has the cliched homicide, car jacking, and gangster missions. Bastard.

14. Tingle(from Majora's Mask, Windwaker, and that Four Swords game). The world is in trouble and he has the nerve to charge you, the hero, for something you NEED in order to save the world. This would be forgiveable if the prices weren't so damn high.

15. Mario: He's so evil, he needs to be listed twice.

16. Ridley: He's the one behind all Pirate operations in the Metroid franchise, which means that he's the one behind the murders of Samus's parents. He has his personal military ransack planets for phazon without any care of what happens. After Aether's dark world warlords massacre pirates, you'd think theyd be more careful and more cautious. Not so. Ridley just throws more soldiers to the wolves and has them bring him back every time he dies. His cool factor keeps me from hating him.

17. First Goomba in Super Mario Bros: Who knows that this maniacal genius is planning. Was he responsible for Mario's weird plumbing projects we see in just about every Mario game? Most likely yes. Was he responsible for Mario's time in the sewers? Hell yeah.
His other achievements:
Andross
Tingle(which automatically makes him worse than anyone else in history in terms of pure evil)
Halo's lack of innovation
Halo 2's deja vu
DS's poor starting line up
PSP's poor(so far) overall lineup
PS2's lack of third or fourth controller port
PSone's load times
The fmv games that basicly hastened Sega's everntual downfall
Mario Party 4
Starfox Assault's low scores
etc.
Basicly, he needs to be number one.

18. Krauser(RE4)-GIJoe gone bad. This may explain how GIJoe's friends always break into houses or why nobody cares that a fully armed stranger broke into their house.

19. ET: Who else was evil enough to topple Atari's empire or single-handedly cripple the gaming market in the US a few years before the Nintendo showed up? Noone.

20. Lara Croft: People played her games. That wasn't enough. They enjoyed them. She wasn't satisfied. Now, she's been giving us poor gameplay and laughable decisions. Not only that, but she helped Video games become more like Hollywood, where blood and nudity always triumph over new ideas and innovation.

And what do you have to base this on? Mario hasn't aged at all, there would be no reason for Donky Kong to age 50 years and change his name.
Rare/Nintento released a statement ages ago saying that Cranky is the Donkey Kong from the arcade, and the current DK was Junior.

Rare/Nintento released a statement ages ago saying that Cranky is the Donkey Kong from the arcade, and the current DK was Junior.
nice to know he survived :)

Nah, he's just a little creepy. I rather liked that character.

YOU FIEND!

*stabs Cromotar*

His missions were creepy, and I hate him almost as much as Fargoth.

YOU FIEND!

*stabs Cromotar*

His missions were creepy, and I hate him almost as much as Fargoth.
Is it possible to pickpocket clothes from people's backs? I just had an idea with Fargoth. Stupid whiney retard.

Is it possible to pickpocket clothes from people's backs? I just had an idea with Fargoth. Stupid whiney retard.

I'm afraid you can't pick-pocket clothes people are wearing :(. Maybe in Oblivion though... but they pushed Oblivion back...

Oh, the agony! But Fargoth won't be in the next one...but what if there's a person more annoying...

*rambles on*

I'm afraid you can't pick-pocket clothes people are wearing :(. Maybe in Oblivion though... but they pushed Oblivion back...

Oh, the agony! But Fargoth won't be in the next one...but what if there's a person more annoying...

*rambles on*

My current character has neglected his thievery skills somewhat, but I was going to create a new thief and test that out. Oh well, if it doesn't work, no matter. I'll just punch him in the face and pay the fine.

Nobody's mentioned Yoshi yet!? Well.

1) Sephiroth - Ok, this guy is just a dick. He kills a helpless girl then goes and trys to destroy the world. The silly thing is that Sephiroth are particles of good in Judaism.

Anyway… Arthas is a filthy traitor…

The silly thing is that Sephiroth are particles of good in Judaism.

Anyway… Arthas is a filthy traitor…

But he looks so cool (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Prince-arthas-lich-king-joined.jpg) as the Lich King.

Duriel from Diablo II

That maggoty sonofabitch was harder to kill than any of the Three Brothers when measured by number of character deaths and time spent.

Sun Jian from Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires. The man will simply not allow you to breathe let alone get in a counterstroke. He can even block Musou attacks. Bastard.

Sarah Kerrigan from the Starcraft series. Bitch was made into the Queen of Blades by the Zerg Overmind and she still couldn't resist the urge to change the hyper-evolving species. Typical woman.

Wanev from Neverwinter Nights. It isn't that he's particularly hard to kill, but that unless you find him in the right order of events, you don't know whether or not to kill him. I am finding that I regret having done it and missed out on some kind of cool reward.

The damn Thugs 4 Hire boss in the mech suit who fights a giant Clank in Ratchet & Clank 2. I know it's not quest-important, but I can't seem to beat that asshole.

Well, then there was the dragon from the old Intellivision game Swords & Sorcery, but I let that one go a long time ago. "Fool's folly", my ass.

Sarah Kerrigan from the Starcraft series. Bitch was made into the Queen of Blades by the Zerg Overmind and she still couldn't resist the urge to change the hyper-evolving species. Typical woman.


Agreed. I mean, at least Arthas was cool when he turned evil. Kerrigan just turned creepy.

Lan Di the pussy