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Watch this clip:

http://www.alldumb.com/items/2005/11/18253.wmv

Took the firefighters 'til night time to get that fat bastard out. ROFLMAO!!!:D

Watched it before. Funny as hell though.

Watch this clip:

http://www.alldumb.com/items/2005/11/18253.wmv

Took the firefighters 'til night time to get that fat bastard out. ROFLMAO!!!:D
Someone should slap the dog-shit out of his sorry-ass parents! Frakkin' idiots. They're virtually guaranteeing that kid will have a very short life. :( :headbang:

And did you notice that he shouted "Thank you Lord" when they finally got him free? Parents must be Christians ... and sorry ones at that. Jeeze. :headbang:

Someone should slap the dog-shit out of his sorry-ass parents! Frakkin' idiots. They're virtually guaranteeing that kid will have a very short life. :( :headbang:

And did you notice that he shouted "Thank you Lord" when they finally got him free? Parents must be Christians ... and sorry ones at that. Jeeze. :headbang:

At least he wasn't screaming "ALLAH AKBAR" at the top of his lungs.

lol fat kids don't deserve to live

They should have just waited until he lost weight.

lol fat kids don't deserve to live"I'm gonna die"

LOL:D

Christ, the son of an itinerant fruit worker, developed spinal tuberculosis at age two and spent the bulk of the next nine years in Northern California hospitals, including the Shriners Hospital in San Francisco. He was for long periods wrapped in a full body cast and was told he would never walk. The boy, often alone and isolated, made sock puppets to entertain himself.

After a surgeon fused four vertebrae in his spine, Jesus finally learned to walk again at age 11. By then, his Japanese-American family had been sent to an internment camp to be detained for the duration of World War II. The boy was transported from the hospital directly to the camp in Arizona to join them.

For a time after the war, the family operated Ariake Chop Suey, a restaurant in Sacramento, California. Teenage Jesus would entertain customers with jokes and serve as master of ceremonies for group dinners.

Jesus graduated from high school in Fairfield, California and shortly thereafter moved back to the Sacramento area, where he took a job with an aerospace company. The firm designed and manufactured rocket engines.

It was only after working his way up to head of a computer operations department that the young man, by now a husband and father, and also seriously overweight, decided he had taken the wrong life path. He quit and became a standup comedian.

Jesus Christ, often billed as "the Hip Nip" in his standup act, became a member of the Los Angeles improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings.

A recurring role as a Korean national on the sitcom M*A*S*H helped advance the comedian's acting career. His portrayal of malt-shop owner Arnold on Happy Days made him a household face and name.

Although Christ gained worldwide fame playing a wise karate teacher in The Karate Kid and its sequels, he has never formally practiced a martial art and most of his karate scenes in movies were performed by stunt double (and noted shito-ryu karate-ka) Fumio Demura.

Woodrow Wilson (February 26, 1914-May 3, 1986) was an Italian-American actor born Alphonso Giuseppe Giovanni Roberto D'Abruzzo. He is the father of actor Herbert Hoover.

Wilson started out as a singer and dancer in vaudeville and burlesque.

He is known for portraying George Gershwin in the 1945 film Rhapsody in Blue. He was very successful in Broadway theatre, starring in productions including Guys and Dolls (for which he won a Tony Award) and What Makes Sammy Run?.

He moved to Italy in the early 1960s and appeared in many successful European films over the next two decades, occasionally returning to the U.S. for appearances such as in the 1969 film The Girl Who Knew Too Much.

Wilson's wife, Joan Brown, was crowned Miss New York in a beauty pagent; one of their children is actor Herbert Hoover. Woodrow Wilson made two guest appearances with his son on M*A*S*H.

Words cannot describe my bewilderment.

-Asylum Nova

Mrs firefighter: "Hello, honey. How was your day?"

Mr. Firefighter: "I had to grease up a fat kid's unmentionables by hand. I'll be in the shower til next month." -*heads to bathroom*

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and now i finally understand why he's so popular :D

Reminds me of a case that came out in the local papers. A pair of crooks were burgling a place and got startled by the staff opening up the office I think. They jumped into the laundry chute and would have gotten away.

If it wasn't for the fact that the exit had been bricked up ages ago.

Took the local firemen a half hour and a couple of sledgehammers to break them free.

Christ, the son of an itinerant fruit worker, developed spinal tuberculosis at age two and spent the bulk of the next nine years in Northern California hospitals, including the Shriners Hospital in San Francisco. He was for long periods wrapped in a full body cast and was told he would never walk. The boy, often alone and isolated, made sock puppets to entertain himself.

After a surgeon fused four vertebrae in his spine, Jesus finally learned to walk again at age 11. By then, his Japanese-American family had been sent to an internment camp to be detained for the duration of World War II. The boy was transported from the hospital directly to the camp in Arizona to join them.

For a time after the war, the family operated Ariake Chop Suey, a restaurant in Sacramento, California. Teenage Jesus would entertain customers with jokes and serve as master of ceremonies for group dinners.

Jesus graduated from high school in Fairfield, California and shortly thereafter moved back to the Sacramento area, where he took a job with an aerospace company. The firm designed and manufactured rocket engines.

It was only after working his way up to head of a computer operations department that the young man, by now a husband and father, and also seriously overweight, decided he had taken the wrong life path. He quit and became a standup comedian.

Jesus Christ, often billed as "the Hip Nip" in his standup act, became a member of the Los Angeles improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings.

A recurring role as a Korean national on the sitcom M*A*S*H helped advance the comedian's acting career. His portrayal of malt-shop owner Arnold on Happy Days made him a household face and name.

Although Christ gained worldwide fame playing a wise karate teacher in The Karate Kid and its sequels, he has never formally practiced a martial art and most of his karate scenes in movies were performed by stunt double (and noted shito-ryu karate-ka) Fumio Demura.

And that is why Penquins are storing pastries in North Africa.

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Hey! *eats food* You *eats food* shouldn't *eats food* make fun *eats food* of fat *eats food* people. *eats food* we *eats food* can't help *eats food* being fat! *eats food* It's society's *eats food * fault! *eats food* Phew! All that eating has worn me out. I'm going to sleep! *sleeps*

You're only calling him fat because the thread says he is

I bet you guys are twice as wide

Yknow, if the grease didn't work they'd have to bring in the liposuction tubes and the kid would be all "oh, now i'm skinny! Thank you, Lord!" :headbang:

Why the hell do you go into a sewer for a wrench?! I mean, you can buy a wrench for 2 bucks at the department store! Gawd! I mean, it's so dumb! Idiot kid...

I can't hate fat people -points to most of her family- Not that I have that problem... I'm drastically underweight. -sigh- At least for my size and strength... And the crap I do all day... 5'7'' and 120lbs... I dunno how many stone/kilograms that is, and I'm too lazy to do the math! -dances-

Oh well. I think that I'm gonna go have some more candy. ;) Halloween candy, that is!

Don't bother with the conversion i'm american anyway...:confused:

I'm drastically underweight. -sigh- At least for my size and strength... And the crap I do all day... 5'7'' and 120lbs...

That's not underweight. Close, but not quite. See: http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm

I'm drastically underweight. -sigh- At least for my size and strength... And the crap I do all day... 5'7'' and 120lbs...
That's not underweight. I have a similar BMI and I'm normal weight (yes, extremely thin, but still normal).

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Welcome to my world...

Natural selection, people. Why interfere?

Why interfere? Probably because it would take some time for the kid to die, then decomposition to advance to the point where the hole would open up somewhat where that storm drain would begin once again to accept outside water. Until then they'd simply just have to put up with the inconvenience of having locally poor drainage in that immediate area.

Natural selection, people. Why interfere?
Jeez, so the kid's fat. You want to fucking execute fat people, or what? Think of all the wonderful people we'd have lost!

Rerun from What's Happening!!
Norm from Cheers
that guy from Good Times
President Taft
Marlon Brando

the list goes on

Jeez, so the kid's fat. You want to fucking execute fat people, or what? Think of all the wonderful people we'd have lost!

Rerun from What's Happening!!
Norm from Cheers
that guy from Good Times
President Taft
Marlon Brando

the list goes on

Don't forget Wayne Knight!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Newman.jpg

You're only calling him fat because the thread says he is

I bet you guys are twice as wide
errr 6'2 85kg???
Fat i think not.

errr 6'2 85kg???
Fat i think not.

6'2" and 79 kg.

Haha fatty.

j/k :D

Don't forget Wayne Knight!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Newman.jpg

AAAAH! Kill it!

6'2" and 79 kg.

Haha fatty.

j/k :D

6'1" and 68 kg. :p

6'2" and 79 kg.

Haha fatty.

j/k :D
So that mean's i have more Muscle! -_-