NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a short dialogue about the misadventures of Metallicstan. In his first post, he attempts to refute the communists, but ends up trolling and being banned. What won't he say?

*Note: All quotes have been made up, these are not actually postings of players*

Episode I: Mettalicstan Gets Banned

It is exploitation. The market distorts the true value of a product because it does not reflect completely the labor involved in the process. The capitalist merely owns the means of production. The surplus is therefore the rightful property of the worker because...

Wow, I can't believe there are still communists around. I thought Reagan got rid of them during the Cold War. It failed in the USSR and it will always fail. :rolleyes:

If you don't like the company of communists then you're not really going to like it here. Half of the people here subscribe to some form of it or another. There has never been a true communist state. The USSR was not egalitarian by any stretch, it had collectivization yes, but the result was not communism. I think you confuse us with the Stalinists.

Let me also add that Reagan did not win the Cold War. It was due more to internal decay.

Hahah, yeah right. That's a boldfaced lie and you know it. You're just pissed because you know you commies will never win anything. My advice to you is to get laid and hang loose.

Yes, you must get laid. It's for the good of the collective. Make it a three or foursome, just do it now.

Fuck you, or I'll kick you in the nazz. You're just another dirty red who still thinks about a glorious revolution that's never going to fucking happen.

It will happen. It is inevitable that once capitalism falls, the workers will rise and there will be communism. It is the fate of history.

What if it doesn't happen?

Then I'll get a gun and have one anyway.

You're such a fag, I laugh at you.

I'll come find you, you little shit and kick you in the fass

How about you kiss it? It's red, just like you.

By Melkor's ego, I do believe we have ourselves a troll.

No shit?

No, there is shit all over the floor. I'll have to call the plumber.

*streaks through thread*

WTF is wrong with you people?!

No, the question is what's wrong with you? I think a three day forum ban will teach you a lesson.

End

You should be banned for posting this.

You should be banned for posting this.
no he shouldn't

i just don't get it

i'll wait for the movie

It looks pretty accurate. That is basically a stereotypical example of a random thread on NS. :p

It looks pretty accurate. That is basically a stereotypical example of a random thread on NS. :p
no stereotype

it's accurate

It looks pretty accurate. That is basically a stereotypical example of a random thread on NS. :p

Except that it doesn't include me mentioning myself for no apparent reason or demanding proof from various parties and never getting it.

Damn, I did it again!

It looks pretty accurate. That is basically a stereotypical example of a random thread on NS. :p
It is certainly not accurate: My puns and non-sequiters are not as base as that.
For one thing, this facsimile of my most divine personage never once said "for one thing", or used another transitional word.
Yet another case of people dumbing down the original story to make it fit for a wider TV audience.

This is a short dialogue about the misadventures of Metallicstan. In his first post, he attempts to refute the communists, but ends up trolling and being banned. What won't he say?

*Note: All quotes have been made up, these are not actually postings of players*

Episode I: Mettalicstan Gets Banned

....

End
Neo Kervoskia, you are a god! I can't contain myself!

It is certainly not accurate: My puns and non-sequiters are not as base as that.
For one thing, this facsimile of my most divine personage never once said "for one thing", or used another transitional word.
Yet another case of people dumbing down the original story to make it fit for a wider TV audience.

Do you have any proof of that?

Neo Kervoskia, you are a god! I can't contain myself!
Well try not to spill all over the rug, we only cleaned it last week.

Do you have any proof of that?
Do you have any proof to the contrary?

Do you have any proof of that?
Proof? What do we need proof for? Take me, for example! I'm obviously far superior to all of you, so I don't need any proof for what I say! Now let's go spam random threads! Mwahahahaha!!!

;)

I notice my classic flamebait wrapped in a legitimate argument (as Euro puts it) was ignored from the thread. Which offends me because there isn't a thread worth readin -regardless of whether I had an actual opinion or understanding on- that I haven't raided with my thoughts.:(

Now let's go spam random threads!
:D