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*PUNCH*
*JUDY*

There must be other pictures, damnit.

EDIT: Cop out Mk.II; return of the cop out, Potaria (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/southpark.jpg)

I'm the best-looking "older man" I know! :D

Get out more then...:p

*JUDY*

There must be other pictures, damnit.

EDIT: Cop out Mk.II; return of the cop out, Potaria (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/southpark.jpg)

Hey, it's as close as you're gonna get until I have a good digicam. :p

Oh, and there's another pic of myself in the pics thread, but it's hardly definitive. You'll see what I mean.

Hey, it's as close as you're gonna get until I have a good digicam. :p

Oh, and there's another pic of myself in the pics thread, but it's hardly definitive. You'll see what I mean.
Where is the pics thread now?

Also, I just took a photo of myself to upload and discovered something; camera images are more detailed than my mirror image. I'm serious - in the mirror I'm almost passable as human, but with the camera I picked out that I'm immensely spotty today, I appear to have a droopy right eyelid and I smile like a gimp on heroin.

Get out more then...:p
Gotta heal up first! :p

Also, I just took a photo of myself to upload and discovered something; camera images are more detailed than my mirror image. I'm serious - in the mirror I'm almost passable as human, but with the camera I picked out that I'm immensely spotty today, I appear to have a droopy right eyelid and I smile like a gimp on heroin.

Haha, you have my disease, cameraitis. :p

Not very.

I don't like the way I look. I wish I was taller, and my face is ugly. My skin is an ugly color, too. The scars from stabbing myself are improvements.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/bassistsartori/000_0273_1.jpg

That's me in one of my band's pictures. I look like such a fucking fat dork.
I'd recommend a haircut, other than that you're fine.

Not very.


I'd recommend a haircut, other than that you're fine.

My hair is one of the few things I like about myself. So there's no way in hell I'm cutting it, I hated having short hair the one time I made the mistake of shaving my head.

My hair is one of the few things I like about myself. So there's no way in hell I'm cutting it, I hated having short hair the one time I made the mistake of shaving my head.

The hair looks fine, dude. Really, I don't see what your problem is...

I'm the best-looking "older man" I know! :D
You should get out more then.:p

My hair is one of the few things I like about myself. So there's no way in hell I'm cutting it, I hated having short hair the one time I made the mistake of shaving my head.Ah, I see. I suppose long hair has more variety in hairstyles than short hair. I sometimes wish I had long hair, too, so I could cover my face with it when I'm feeling shy.

My hair is one of the few things I like about myself. So there's no way in hell I'm cutting it, I hated having short hair the one time I made the mistake of shaving my head.

Hey, you look a bit like me...except you're a bit more solid than me, and your hair is a fair ways longer. And i don't have facial hair.

It's only a passing resemblance, though.

I don't like the way I look. I wish I was taller, and my face is ugly. My skin is an ugly color, too. The scars from stabbing myself are improvements.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...000_0273_1.jpg

That's me in one of my band's pictures. I look like such a fucking fat dork.
Someone should give you a two handed Battleaxe!

Ah, I see. I suppose long hair has more variety in hairstyles than short hair. I sometimes wish I had long hair, too, so I could cover my face with it when I'm feeling shy.

haha...

http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shy0fy.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/Gymoor/mask117.jpg

Again, sorry.

He still looks better than me.

Maybe I'll win some money via who wants to be a millionaire - get every bit of plastic surgery in the alphabet :D

Well, I wouldn't mind having a little more muscle and a little less body fat, but otherwise I'm quite content with my appearance. Maybe I'll post a picture sometime.



Bah, you don't have a horrifying visage at all. What's unsettling is that the only difference between those two pictures is what you're wearing...

Well, I'm happy I didn't wear my oh-so-queer shirt which has pink flowers over it :P

Apart from all the egotistical bastards who hasnt said they are good looking?

Dah; me:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/kaiwai/IM000255.jpg

Dah; me:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/kaiwai/IM000255.jpg

I really wouldn't say you're ugly. And you (or whoever you live with) have good art taste. :p

I really wouldn't say you're ugly. And you (or whoever you live with) have good art taste. :p

Well, I have that, plus:

Salvador Dali - Persistance de la mémoire
Wassily Kandinsky - Quiet Harmony
Rene Magritte - Golconde

One has to work hard to develop interests and a personality when one doesn't have it in the looks department :(

He still looks better than me.

Maybe I'll win some money via who wants to be a millionaire - get every bit of plastic surgery in the alphabet :D
Get rid of that image you are making me ill.

Well, I have that, plus:

Salvador Dali - Persistance de la mémoire
Wassily Kandinsky - Quiet Harmony
Rene Magritte - Golconde

One has to work hard to develop interests and a personality when one doesn't have it in the looks department :(

Awesome! Crazy art is the best.

I wouldn't be too disheartened, though (but like i said, I wouldn't say you're ugly). In my experience there are plenty of arty girls around, and even ones that like the very same crazy art. The problem is, they tend to be a bit loopy themselves, but eh, that might not always be a bad thing.

Awesome! Crazy art is the best.

I wouldn't be too disheartened, though (but like i said, I wouldn't say you're ugly). In my experience there are plenty of arty girls around, and even ones that like the very same crazy art. The problem is, they tend to be a bit loopy themselves, but eh, that might not always be a bad thing.

Loopy girls rock, you can't help but laugh. Which is always good.

Awesome! Crazy art is the best.

I wouldn't be too disheartened, though (but like i said, I wouldn't say you're ugly). In my experience there are plenty of arty girls around, and even ones that like the very same crazy art. The problem is, they tend to be a bit loopy themselves, but eh, that might not always be a bad thing.

Well, for me, I'd need an arty guy - I'm gay :D

I'd love to be able to walk through some art gallerys, hand in hand with my lover, whilst appreciating all the art of all the genre's :D

Well, for me, I'd need an arty guy - I'm gay :D

I'd love to be able to walk through some art gallerys, hand in hand with my lover, whilst appreciating all the art of all the genre's :D

Haha! Y'know, I was almost going to change that to "plenty of arty girls (or guys, if that's what you're after)", but i was too lazy. Oops! :p

Loopy girls rock, you can't help but laugh. Which is always good.

Indeed, although I dated an arty girl once...and yep. We'll leave it at that :p

Loopy girls rock, you can't help but laugh. Which is always good.
No they dont; they get Pregnant, put curses on you, run up a 3000 AM-EX Bill on your card and Smash your Computer Keyboard because you arent around for them to nag at.

Haha! Y'know, I was almost going to change that to "plenty of arty girls (or guys, if that's what you're after)", but i was too lazy. Oops! :p

Well, hopefully the guy I am dating now will love to walk through galleries, hand in hand :)

Atleast with galleries, they're filled with lefty academics who don't mind us 'homo's' showing our love for each other in public.

Pics of me here: http://spaces.msn.com/members/poetrygoddess/ (don't confuse the ones of me with the ones of Pan, my bunny).
I'm not hideous, but I have too much of a traditional face. I would have been totally hot during the renaissance, but none of the guys at my school ever pay attention to me.

Pics of me here: http://spaces.msn.com/members/poetrygoddess/ (don't confuse the ones of me with the ones of Pan, my bunny).
I'm not hideous, but I have too much of a traditional face. I would have been totally hot during the renaissance, but none of the guys at my school ever pay attention to me.


You were looking alright (if somewhat blury) as I went through the pictures, but then suddenly a half naked dude poped up. Chilli peppers fetish?

Then we get to the only pic where you're not totally blured titled 'Ilooktiredorstonedorsomething' which is an accurate assessment. All in all, you get the thumbs up from here

You were looking alright (if somewhat blury) as I went through the pictures, but then suddenly a half naked dude poped up. Chilli peppers fetish?

I used to be obsessed with the Chilis, and I have about 300 pics to prove it. I've moved on to this Smiths, although Morrisey is not half as pretty as Anthony K.
And the bluriness hides how spotty/shiny/red-nosed I am.

And the bluriness hides how spotty/shiny/red-nosed I am.

Don't you love that? I can pretend i'm hot stuff over the webcam. The truth is a bit different. :p

Don't you love that? I can pretend i'm hot stuff over the webcam. The truth is a bit different. :p

Yeah. Webcam pwns Digital Cameras.

Yeah. Webcam pwns Digital Cameras.

Especially all the new cameras with 50 trillion uberpixels...I don't *want* to be remembered in such intricate detail. Photo's are bad enough as they are...

There's a photo of me floating around somewhere that I posted once. I took it with my camera phone.



a cookie to the person who tracks it down.

There's a photo of me floating around somewhere that I posted once. I took it with my camera phone.



a cookie to the person who tracks it down.

Give me the cookie first and i'll think about it.

There's a photo of me floating around somewhere that I posted once. I took it with my camera phone.



a cookie to the person who tracks it down.
I was never aware of this.

Both Legless Pirates and Tink saw it. I'm not sure who else.

Both Legless Pirates and Tink saw it. I'm not sure who else.
Did you hide it in a slimie errrr smilie?
Was it late at night and probably a longtime ago?

Did you hide it in a slimie errrr smilie?
Was it late at night and probably a longtime ago?

I've already said too much.

Pics of me here: http://spaces.msn.com/members/poetrygoddess/ (don't confuse the ones of me with the ones of Pan, my bunny).
I'm not hideous, but I have too much of a traditional face. I would have been totally hot during the renaissance, but none of the guys at my school ever pay attention to me.

Well babe, I think you're quite attractive, the only suggestion is to fab that hair up a little other than that, I think you have a nice face, and assuming all things are consistant, I'm sure you also have a nice body as well.

Believe me, guys may want pussy but they'll eventually wake up one day and realise that they'll want a female with more than just über hotness; they'll want someone who actually has more to offer.

Well babe, I think you're quite attractive, the only suggestion is to fab that hair up a little other than that, I think you have a nice face, and assuming all things are consistant, I'm sure you also have a nice body as well.

Believe me, guys pay want pussy but they'll eventually wake up one day and realise that they'll want a female with more than just über hotness; they'll want someone who actually has more to offer.

My hair does what it wants to. I tried to curl it for Halloween, but it collapsed. And my body is pretty good; my waist is 23-24 inches (depending on how much I've been eating), but I do have a small chest (I've invested in a nice push-up bra bikini for my trip to Mexico this winter). And my butt is hot in jeans.

Pics of me here: http://spaces.msn.com/members/poetrygoddess/ (don't confuse the ones of me with the ones of Pan, my bunny).
I'm not hideous, but I have too much of a traditional face. I would have been totally hot during the renaissance, but none of the guys at my school ever pay attention to me.

Yeah I agree with what you say bout yourself... you're pretty in a way that's not cloneish...

ps, you act? acting's cool

Yeah I agree with what you say bout yourself... you're pretty in a way that's not cloneish...

ps, you act? acting's cool

Yes, I act. On stage, not camera. Doing Cinderella right now (Roger's and Hammerstiens). I have my first ever solo singing line :D

My hair does what it wants to. I tried to curl it for Halloween, but it collapsed. And my body is pretty good; my waist is 23-24 inches (depending on how much I've been eating), but I do have a small chest (I've invested in a nice push-up bra bikini for my trip to Mexico this winter). And my butt is hot in jeans.

Well, unfortunately all I can offer you is a position as my second faghag :D

Lets go shopping and looking at hot guys :)

Well, unfortunately all I can offer you is a position as my second faghag :D

Lets go shopping and looking at hot guys :)

Lol! I have a gay friend to shop with, but he's not completely "out" yet, so you can be my openly-puffy pal.

Lol! I have a gay friend to shop with, but he's not completely "out" yet, so you can be my openly-puffy pal.

Well babe, I'll be your back up your back up fag for shopping :D I'll bring my boyfriend as well :)

Well babe, I'll be your back up your back up fag for shopping :D I'll bring my boyfriend as well :)

Look forward to it...but it's 3am here, so I'm going to bed.

Look forward to it...but it's 3am here, so I'm going to bed.

Well, kissy kissy, and have a good night sleep :D

I've already said too much.
LP hasnt been on for ages.
i dont have a ghosts chance of finding it and i wont ask you for it.

My hair does what it wants to. I tried to curl it for Halloween, but it collapsed. And my body is pretty good; my waist is 23-24 inches (depending on how much I've been eating), but I do have a small chest (I've invested in a nice push-up bra bikini for my trip to Mexico this winter). And my butt is hot in jeans.

I find there are more guys here looking for someone like you, me being one of them... super-extra-happy hotness has been undeniably associated with failed partnerships, and getting shot down.

It depends on the day, and what my hair and skin are doing, but I've definitely gotten a lot more comfy with my looks...

And webcam photos definitely rule. I never knew my skin was so clear. < < And I usually pull HORRIBLE facial expressions in regular photos, or have a bra strap hanging out, or something nasty. :p

I find there are more guys here looking for someone like you, me being one of them... super-extra-happy hotness has been undeniably associated with failed partnerships, and getting shot down.

Then there is the old song from Dr Hook, "When you're in love with a beautiful women, you've gotta watch your friends" - thats not to say that Terrorist Cakes isn't attraction attractive or anything.

I just find that as one gets further up the hottest-o-metre, the less personality they have; its great to have a fucking machine, but its useless if you want a long term relationship - one can only have so much sex before it becomes repetative :D

It depends on the day, and what my hair and skin are doing, but I've definitely gotten a lot more comfy with my looks...

And webcam photos definitely rule. I never knew my skin was so clear. < < And I usually pull HORRIBLE facial expressions in regular photos, or have a bra strap hanging out, or something nasty. :p
Hi darling i didnt even need to look at your sig to think it was you.:fluffle:

Hi darling i didnt even need to look at your sig to think it was you.:fluffle:
Help!!! I'm being molested!! :eek:

Help!!! I'm being molested!! :eek:
*tears well in eye ducts*
But i took you to the prom.
*cries*:(

I've avoided posting on this thread, probably because I'm very uncomfortable with my looks, but I'm bored so... whatever. I don't have a problem with being overweight (not obese!). People just tell me I'm pleasingly plump... is that a polite way of saying fat? My problem is the breast region. They're unreasonably big. I'd be happy with say a B cup or a lower C range, but nooooo. I get stuck with these back-breaking mofos. I've honestly been considereing a reduction, but I'm undecided. I'm a little concerned about the effects of surgery on my breasts. Beyond that, I'd have to say that for 30 I could look a lot worse and mostly it's my lack of self esteem that scrutinizes the little flaws.

Your Beautiful TPE.:gundge:

My doctor says I'm overweight because I pump iron.
I tell him he's a skinny twig.
We no longer discuss my weight.

My looks, though, I must say, are cool/hot/sexy/masculine/confident/hairy.

Oh, and real men wear pink. ;)

I find there are more guys here looking for someone like you, me being one of them... super-extra-happy hotness has been undeniably associated with failed partnerships, and getting shot down.

Hell yes. uber-attractiveness is a turnoff because it reminds me of failure.

My doctor says I'm overweight because I pump iron.
I tell him he's a skinny twig.
We no longer discuss my weight.

My looks, though, I must say, are cool/hot/sexy/masculine/confident/hairy.

Oh, and real men wear pink. ;)
*points to my earlier comment*

It depends on the day, and what my hair and skin are doing, but I've definitely gotten a lot more comfy with my looks...

And webcam photos definitely rule. I never knew my skin was so clear. < < And I usually pull HORRIBLE facial expressions in regular photos, or have a bra strap hanging out, or something nasty. :p
:eek: PREEBLES!!:fluffle:

:eek: PREEBLES!!:fluffle:
Thats what i thought too.:) :fluffle:

I really wouldn't say you're ugly. And you (or whoever you live with) have good art taste. :p
I wouldn't say he's ugly either, though I'd give him a haircut, too.
<Fires up the clippers.>

:eek: PREEBLES!!:fluffle:

*is the one who kept badgering her to get back on NS*

*is the one who kept badgering her to get back on NS*
*pats head* good boy!:fluffle:

Er... "Patting head" could mean lots of things...

>.>
*innocent, confused look* like what?

Er... "Patting head" could mean lots of things...

>.>
There aren't too many possible meanings with the poster involved.... :rolleyes: :p

There aren't too many possible meanings with the poster involved.... :rolleyes: :p
i don't know what you mean http://67.18.37.16/518/52/emo/whistle.gif

i don't know what you mean http://67.18.37.16/518/52/emo/whistle.gif
Yeah....of course :p

I would say I'm good looking enough looking as I am, but in no way comfortable.

I would say I'm good looking enough looking as I am, but in no way comfortable.

We demand pictures :p

*is the one who kept badgering her to get back on NS*
Well i chased her away.
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

We demand pictures :p
Not a chance:p

Not a chance:p
Haha....oh well.

i don't know what you mean http://67.18.37.16/518/52/emo/whistle.gif
The way those lips are hinting at things i'd say you know exactly what he is talking about.

Well i chased her away.
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Nah, she's just out for the moment. :p

And Bitchkitten's back, so... IN. YOUR. FACE.

And in your face.:p

Nah, she's just out for the moment. :p

And Bitchkitten's back, so... IN. YOUR. FACE.
No i meant the first time fool.
yay Bitchkitten!
Does TPE know?

The only person that looks better than me is the man in the mirror.

Not really, I dont like the way I look at all.

No i meant the first time fool.
yay Bitchkitten!
Does TPE know?

Probably. I'm betting she TG'ed him, too.

Probably. I'm betting she TG'ed him, too.
She is NOT back, nutheads.

Nice try. ;) lol.

She is NOT back, nutheads.

Nice try. ;) lol.

Want me to send you a copy of the TG she sent me?

She's working on getting her Bitchkitten nation back, dude.

Want me to send you a copy of the TG she sent me?

She's working on getting her Bitchkitten nation back, dude.
Okay. I'll take the TG, please.

How come she TG'ed you and not me? :confused:

Okay. I'll take the TG, please.

How come she TG'ed you and not me? :confused:

I dunno!

Edit: The TG's been sent.

I dunno!

Edit: The TG's been sent.
thanks :)

Reasonable, but I scare people due to my size and stealth

I'm so comfortable with my looks that i'm often found making love to them.

Well lets put it this way, I'd do me.

Well lets put it this way, I'd do me.
yeah but you're easy

yeah but you're easy

No!:eek:

No!:eek:
Yes!:rolleyes:

Probably. I'm betting she TG'ed him, too.
I'd bloody hope so hed be over the moon.

No!:eek:
Look you already have your mouth open waiting for something.....

Hmm. I'm reasonably comfortable. Wasn't for quite a long time, but with a gf stuff seems much better haha. [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Vinnie.jpg That's just a picture of me being silly. But yes. I'm comfortable.

-snip-

Holy shit. You look almost just like one of my best friends (who also happened to live next door to me for a few years).

That's just a picture of me being silly. But yes. I'm comfortable.

Hey Yogi.

I just posted my first ever picture of me on the internet. I must be getting over the horrendous shame of my face. Finally, after 18 years I can go out into the public sphere! And possibly scare the little children with my pasty, sub-human face.

*goes on a frantic search*

*goes on a frantic search*
It isn't too difficult to find. Just think, "Pictures of posters, which possibly haven't been uploaded to the NS player info thread yet."

that's where i went, mate..

[some amzing eyes you got, but i won't tell you as i'm still sulking at you]

It isn't too difficult to find. Just think, "Pictures of posters, which possibly haven't been uploaded to the NS player info thread yet."

I'm lazy. Upload it before I get bored and find a new spool of thread or something to play with.

that's where i went, mate..

[some amzing eyes you got, but i won't tell you as i'm still sulking at you]
*ponders*

Oh God no. I don't have to guess do I? That's two people pissed at me, with no idea why...:(

I just posted my first ever picture of me on the internet. I must be getting over the horrendous shame of my face. Finally, after 18 years I can go out into the public sphere! And possibly scare the little children with my pasty, sub-human face.


I stopped posting pics of myself on teh interwebs when I was a mod on another forum and was able to see how many times they'd been dl-ed. Creepy shite. :eek:

*ponders*

Oh God no. I don't have to guess do I? That's two people pissed at me, with no idea why...:(

two? damnit, and i always wantd to be oh-so unique..

and hey, maybe because yu still haven't let me marry your sig?

;)

two? damnit, and i always wantd to be oh-so unique..

and hey, maybe because yu still haven't let me marry your sig?

;)
By semi-mod edit, my sig meat is no more :(

Since I've apparently become mormon, you can marry me anyway - I've only married, what, 4 other people?

i don't want to marry *you* (thanks for the offer, though). i just wanted your sig. you are a heretic for letting that part go. go and play with your husbands and wives now and leave me to cry in my corner. draw the curtains first, please.

i don't want to marry *you* (thanks for the offer, though). i just wanted your sig. you are a heretic for letting that part go. go and play with your husbands and wives now and leave me to cry in my corner. draw the curtains first, please.
(\_..
(X.x)
(>.#)

I can't remember how I did it, tbh. Is this close enough? His name was Zombie Bunneh.

duh, i wanted the meat part, tribes! the one with "putrid" in it. ach, nevermind.

back to being comfy with one's looks. i'm still fine with mine, but know what? i just bought some kind of hat-and-scarf-together thingy that covers all of my head and face except for a slit for the eyes, and i might post a picture of me wearing just that..sometime.

I don't have a full body pics, most of them are from the nose up because they are for my Silly Hats Only site.


Merry Birthday (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c6/misanthropicpuppet/madhatter.jpg)

Wyatt Earp (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c6/misanthropicpuppet/cowboy.jpg)

duh, i wanted the meat part, tribes! the one with "putrid" in it. ach, nevermind.

back to being comfy with one's looks. i'm still fine with mine, but know what? i just bought some kind of hat-and-scarf-together thingy that covers all of my head and face except for a slit for the eyes, and i might post a picture of me wearing just that..sometime.
Zombie Bunneh says: Eat your greens, kids. Meat is always better putrid.

I really couldn't care less, so I guess I am extremely comfortable.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/kaiwai/IM000303.jpg

I thought I might as well herald on some abuse :)

Got my hair straightened, which should make things a little better looking now :)