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Yoda IS Satan! (http://www.sounddoctrine.com/baphomet.htm)

I knew it all along!

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Quoted because there aren't enough ridiculous nonsequiters in the world relating to pedophilia.

Quoted because there aren't enough ridiculous nonsequiters in the world relating to pedophilia.
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This just in:

Yoda IS Satan! (http://www.sounddoctrine.com/baphomet.htm)

I knew it all along!

Shouldn't that be: "Satan, Yoda is!" :p

Aw, come on! Yoda isn't Satan! In fact, Yoda could kick Satan's ass (http://galactanet.com/comic/551.htm)!

Yes, Satan is a girl in that comic. Lucifer has many forms...

This just in:

Yoda IS Satan! (http://www.sounddoctrine.com/baphomet.htm)

I knew it all along!

So who's God? If God is Darth Vader, then I'm going to church!

EDIT: I just realised that makes Luke Jesus!

So who's God? If God is Darth Vader, then I'm going to church!

EDIT: I just realised that makes Luke Jesus!
Explain.

Explain.
Ok, in the bible Luke is God's son and in star wars Jesus is Darth Vader's son.

Explain.

Well, Darth is God because he is Yoda's "enemy". And Luke Skywalker is his son, so LS is Jesus!

Note: I don't actually watch Star Wars, so I'm going by the few facts I know.

Ok, in the bible Luke is God's son and in star wars Jesus is Darth Vader's son.

Ah, stop confusing us, Drunk commies! :)

In the bible Luke is God's son's biographer and in Star Wars Jesus throws the emperor into a pit for our sins.

Actually, Star Wars is a take on legendary samurai film director Akira Kurosawa's film, The Hidden Fortress, in which two foolish peasants (Luke, Han) assist a legendary general (Obi-wan. ie. "Gen. Kenobi") escort a princess (Leia) to safety. The whole bit of Jedi Knights can be seen as a futuristic view of the samurai class themselves, who were warriors that had a very heightened moral code (bushido=Jedi Code). That said, Yoda is likened to a warrior monk, and his appearance can be more closely related to that of Buddha, including his attire and his logic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai#Samurai_in_popular_culture

Actually, I'd picture the Emperor more as God if we were going down this path. Darth Vader, being the Emperor's "right hand", would then be Jesus, as He sits at the "right hand" of the Father. Who Luke would be, God only knows.

Actually, I'd picture the Emperor more as God if we were going down this path. Darth Vader, being the Emperor's "right hand", would then be Jesus, as He sits at the "right hand" of the Father. Who Luke would be, God only knows.

Jesus' illegitimate son with Mary Magdelene! OMG, George Lucas is part of a secret organisation that knows the truth about Jesus...(Dan Brown runs to his typewriter).

Jesus' illegitimate son with Mary Magdelene! OMG, George Lucas is part of a secret organisation that knows the truth about Jesus...(Dan Brown runs to his typewriter).

The Da Skywalker Code? :confused:

The Da Skywalker Code? :confused:

No, I think it would be The Lucas Code.

This site, a parody is? Assumed it was, I did, but genuine, the rest of the articles seem to be. Scared, am I.:eek:

This site, a parody is? Assumed it was, I did, but genuine, the rest of the articles seem to be. Scared, am I.:eek:

Lol. I'm surprised nobody beat you to that one.

Actually, I'd picture the Emperor more as God if we were going down this path. Darth Vader, being the Emperor's "right hand", would then be Jesus, as He sits at the "right hand" of the Father. Who Luke would be, God only knows.

::sigh:: Star Wars is a completely different story from that of Christianity, just as the Matrix is, and just as Lord of the Rings is.

If you start comparisons like this, then Jesus rules the earth with Caesar until Jesus's son is about to be killed, at which point he is redeemed and brought back to the positive side of a pantheistic worldview.

Of course... Anakin was not the result of a virgin birth; his mother was impregnated by a highly versatile strain of symbiotic bacteria. ;)

In the bible Luke is God's son's biographer and in Star Wars Jesus throws the emperor into a pit for our sins.
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Well, I can't see how anyone can be surprised, really. Isn't it fairly obvious?

Lol. I'm surprised nobody beat you to that one.

Also surprised, I am. Unobvious, the obvious can be.

I looked and I look and I saw no Yoda. Was this promoted by the same people who saw Jesus' face in a Dorito? Yoda was trying to promote the good side... wait, oh no! It's all so clear now! He was using reverse psychology! All hail Lord Marcania!!!

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Yoda IS Satan! (http://www.sounddoctrine.com/baphomet.htm)

I knew it all along!
LOL! Riiiight!

That site is fantastic, BTW. :)

I always knew Luke was Jesus.

Then who is Leia, and what is Palpatine's place. Is he God's creator?

Oh no, the Christians may have heard! :eek:

yeh um, slight problem with that site (the one linked in the first post) that i found without even reading much of it - it's innacurate, biased, and misleading - it has a link titled "Christ", which, instead of linking to a a page that talks about Jesus Christ, links to a page about the Gospel - a book. I'm sure that in every bible I've read (NIV, Old Testament, the Gospel, etc), and definitely in some versions, somewhere in it it says that the only way to God is through Jesus - the particular passage mentions nothing about needing to read the Gospel, or that the Gospel book is really God's word, or that the only way to Jesus is through the Gospel or any other relgion or religious text - something the website in the first post fails to mention and instead seems to be saying that Jesus Christ is associated with the Gospel and that the only way to God or Jesus Christ is through the Gospel - misleading to say the least.

yeh um, slight problem with that site (the one linked in the first post) that i found without even reading much of it - it's innacurate, biased, and misleading - it has a link titled "Christ", which, instead of linking to a a page that talks about Jesus Christ, links to a page about the Gospel - a book. I'm sure that in every bible I've read (NIV, Old Testament, the Gospel, etc), and definitely in some versions, somewhere in it it says that the only way to God is through Jesus - the particular passage mentions nothing about needing to read the Gospel, or that the Gospel book is really God's word, or that the only way to Jesus is through the Gospel or any other relgion or religious text - something the website in the first post fails to mention and instead seems to be saying that Jesus Christ is associated with the Gospel and that the only way to God or Jesus Christ is through the Gospel - misleading to say the least.

So, you have reason to believe that the website that claims that Yoda is Satan might be innacurate and misleading?

Shocked, I am.:p

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Ah yes i finally see the light,yoda is obviously part of a conspiricay by george lucas(a closet satanist).so is luke skywalker.think about it!Jesus walked on water,and whats above water?THE SKY!!!George Lucas is obviously implying that Luke,and by extension Yoda,who is really the devil,is above,or greater than Jesus!

The Da Skywalker Code? :confused:
Nah, Da Vader Code. Mon.

If you don't get it try a jamaican accent - pretty good advice for life in general.

well, the main enemy of Satan is God. If yoda is satan, Palpatine is god. then Anakin would be Jesus (BTW, anakin was born from a vrigin, just like Jesus, right??;) ). This would transform Luke in the son of Geez.

OMG, Luke is Saint Sarah!!!