Name 4 plastic surgery
My dad is opening up a plastic surgery center and wants to know if anyone has a good name. He wants it to be in the format ______(1 or 2 words) plastic surgery. He says he wants something that means beautiful or good results or something like that. Anyone have any suggestions?
Ashmoria
05-11-2005, 18:01
the new you cosmetic surgery center
unless he will have alot of competition, then he needs an "a" name. like
aesthetic advancement cosmetic surgery center.
Drunk commies deleted
05-11-2005, 18:07
How about "The Rusty Scalpel"? It could work as a name for a bar too.
Vain Bastards' Plastic Surgery. It has a certain ring to it.
Vain Bastards' Plastic Surgery. It has a certain ring to it.
Nah, too unsubtle. You need something that stupid people who have plastic surgery won't understand, but will provide laughs for those of us with brains. Something that would work well in the sentence 'I went to **** **** Plastic Surgery' would be particularly good.
Edit: I'm trying to think of a good suggestion. The best I have so far is the unoriginal Mike Hunt's Plastic Surgery.
Harlesburg
05-11-2005, 21:28
Lips Legs Breasts and Arse?
Psychotic Mongooses
05-11-2005, 21:37
Slice 'n' Dice?
Don't Sue!
What the HELL is THAT?!
Save yourself the money, go to a Gym.. (yeah...too long i know) :(
Harlesburg
05-11-2005, 21:58
Natures Beauty.
Natural Beauty.
Narcisis Clinic.
PasturePastry
05-11-2005, 22:02
Nu U
[insert Dad's name here] Secret
Botox Rox
Medellina
05-11-2005, 22:17
"LOL SURGERY" springs to mind.
Eutrusca
05-11-2005, 22:21
Asthetic Reflections Plastic Surgery
Sick Nightmares
05-11-2005, 22:45
"Pimp my face"
Teh_pantless_hero
05-11-2005, 22:47
I would say the Elegant Egotist, but that is a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Random Kingdom
06-11-2005, 00:06
Reshapin' Lives.
Mr Gigglesworth
06-11-2005, 00:18
Slap of a Blunderbuss!
What's slap of a blunderbuss supposed to mean?
Harlesburg
06-11-2005, 00:28
The Nose Goes
Snozza Warehouse we'll make your face grouse.
Mr Gigglesworth
06-11-2005, 00:39
http://www.knightsgoneby.co.uk/tep_catalog-pr2.1/catalog/images/1219g.gif
It be someone who has been hit with the Ugly Sticke yarrgh.
Hata-alla
06-11-2005, 01:21
U Need It
Chop and Go
Collagenious
I think he should talk to some marketer or someone and not the NS community. Nobody takes things very seriously around here.
Desperate Measures
06-11-2005, 01:24
Never Good Enough Plastic Surgery.
Harlesburg
06-11-2005, 01:28
U Need It
Chop and Go
Collagenious
I think he should talk to some marketer or someone and not the NS community. Nobody takes things very seriously around here.
Amen to that!
http://www.paistortuga.net/asnarin/famosillo/con_01_226%20-%20bucanero%20bush.jpg
How about "The Michael Jackson Institute"?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-11-2005, 02:55
"Cut you, bitch!" would make a nice name for any business seeking to promote a family business atmosphere. Alternately, "Racks n' Stuff."
Ashmoria
06-11-2005, 03:21
Reshapin' Lives.
oh thats a good one. if he doesnt need an "a" name he should consider it.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-11-2005, 03:26
oh thats a good one. if he doesnt need an "a" name he should consider it.
Couldn't he just call it: "Areshapin' Lives?"
Folksy spelling + Workable Title + Near the top of the Yellow Pages = Win!
Harlesburg
06-11-2005, 11:24
Adonis' Mall.
BackwoodsSquatches
06-11-2005, 12:36
I suggest:
"Dogface No More Cosmetic Surgery."
or
"Suck the fat from my big ass" Cosmetic Surgery.
"Dangerous and needless" cosmetic surgery?
Grainne Ni Malley
06-11-2005, 13:16
The Fat Vat OR F*ck Jenny Craig
Gymoor II The Return
06-11-2005, 13:16
The Face Plant
Universal Attraction
Alluring Artistry
A link to mythological first names that start with A:
http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/myth.html
or, the ever popular:
Narcissism, it's not just for breakfast anymore
"LOL SURGERY" springs to mind.
Who here wouldn't feel relaxed and confident stepping in under a sign that says '0MFG WTF PLA5T1C 5URG3RY!!!!!!!!!!SHIFTONE111111'?
SuperQueensland
06-11-2005, 14:49
I'm lovin "Pimp my face"
Grainne Ni Malley
06-11-2005, 14:58
Chirurgie De Vache
For the serious suggestions, I think either aesthetic advancement or alluring artistry wins. The best one overall is (drumroll please).....PIMP MY FACE!!!!
My dad found it funny, but he doesn't think business would go over too well.