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so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?
I'm here because I choose to be here, and that's all you need to know, neophyte. Everything else is classified and only released on a need-to-know basis ... and you don't need to know! Besides, if I told you, I'd hafta kill you and I can't be arsed right now. :p

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?
Me. Isn't that enough?

i bring my own unique brand of british wankery. plus, i own your soul. next question.

I'm here because I LOVE to piss people off. Makes 'em hate me, but I get a good laugh, so I don't care.

I'm here 'cause I'm waiting for the dishwasher to finish up, so I can make a spinach and lox pie for dinner. Killing time, basically.

i bring absolutely buggar all to NS and i'm here cause i havn't got anything better to do

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?

I'm here primarily because I'm bored at work.

I'm here to wind up everyone that i can, and promote the greatness of the great english country. We're so great

Beside, I work for the NHS, at the lowest level, and want to really oppress my people like my managers oppress me. All my people are called [insert suitable managers name here].

Why, the company is excellent! Plus you can say all the crap you want and don't have to worry about someone taking a swing at you. (not that has ever happened to me before) ;)

I think having your own fictional nation with others is just awesome. And even though my nation is evil, my knowledge and experience of NS will help me become a politician, if I ever retire from being a future writer. Besides, I love simulators like NationStates.

I'm here to wind up everyone that i can, and promote the greatness of the great english country. We're so great
I concur. I also notice that half of the replies so far in this thread have come from Brits.

I concur. I also notice that half of the replies so far in this thread have come from Brits.


See, we are Great. This forum is therefore Great. Can you not deny it...

p.s. England is great. Scotland,Wales, and Irelend, are just hanger ons!;)

I'm here because I have absolutely nothing better to do.

I concur. I also notice that half of the replies so far in this thread have come from Brits.
that probably has a lot to do with it being morning in the states

See, we are Great. This forum is therefore Great. Can you not deny it...

p.s. England is great. Scotland,Wales, and Irelend, are just hanger ons!;)

I agree, England IS great, and I'm an American. Of course, the U.S. is great, too. ;)

I agree, England IS great, and I'm an American. Of course, the U.S. is great, too. ;)

Ah, i almost agree, You see the point is that england gave you america, but you didn't appreciate it. America is Ex-England, ergo, Ex-great! Sorry.:p

See, we are Great. This forum is therefore Great. Can you not deny it...

p.s. England is great. Scotland,Wales, and Irelend, are just hanger ons!;)
as a welshman, i can say :upyours:

i'm here right now because i'm waiting for somebody to help me with something, and they keep forgetting about it... ah well

that probably has a lot to do with it being morning in the states

it is a little early here (9 am)-- the campus is COMPLETELY dead though-- looks like one of those scenes from a bad science fiction movie where the population was wiped out by some mutated super-flu that liquefies your insides

it is a little early here (9 am)-- the campus is COMPLETELY dead though-- looks like one of those scenes from a bad science fiction movie where the population was wiped out by some mutated super-flu that liquefies your insides
lol, well it is saturday morning, i was in bed till 1pm today

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?
I'm here because the NSA wants me to monitor what's going on in this forum.
Just kidding, or maybe I'm not.

My nation brings important news stories about people becoming millionaires by selling fake dog testicles and stories about women krazy glueing their man's junk to his belly.

weebl and bob

it is a little early here (9 am)-- the campus is COMPLETELY dead though-- looks like one of those scenes from a bad science fiction movie where the population was wiped out by some mutated super-flu that liquefies your insides

It's Saturday.

It's Saturday.

I understand that, most normal people sleep in, relax, yadda-yadda (and TINK, I am insanely jealous)- but usually there are groups of people trudging off to the library to study. it just seemed a lot more...empty...than normal. i kinda like it.

weebl and bob
weebl and bob did a toon about NS? ooooh :P

i'm here to post interersting threads and see what happens...

and i agree with the rest of you guys, england sure is great. i feel it's greatness coming through the floor and up through my feet and legs and thighs and... things.

lol, well it is saturday morning, i was in bed till 1pm today
Sorry I missed that! :D

it is a little early here (9 am)-- the campus is COMPLETELY dead though-- looks like one of those scenes from a bad science fiction movie where the population was wiped out by some mutated super-flu that liquefies your insides
Sunday mornings are the best for that. Not a single person around, and there is trash in all of the yards and court areas. Its great to wander around and pretend that I am the last human survivor in a land now populated only by squirrels.
And what I bring to NS is enough instability to piss off some people and keep the others awake.

i bring my own unique brand of british wankery. plus, i own your soul. next question.

I second the British wankery reason.

Can I have my soul back incidentally, it needs a wash:)

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?

I'm here because you newbs need to have an elder sage around to keep you in line and to regale you with tales from the old days, when Nationstates was new and monstrous trolls and ogres like Danya and Marathon roamed the boards.

Really, it's just because I work on campus, and it's pretty quiet here too.

I'm here because I have nothing better to do.

Oh, and I'm also an FBI agent monitoring all of you for threats of un-American activities such as liberalism, criticizing George W. Bush, and being from Canada. I've caught so many criminals and replaced them with bots based on their extensive personalities that way. ;) :p

I'm here because I have nothing better to do.

Oh, and I'm also an FBI agent monitoring all of you for threats of un-American activities such as liberalism, criticizing George W. Bush, and being from Canada. I've caught so many criminals and replaced them with bots based on their extensive personalities that way. ;) :p
Bullshit. There is no way you could be replacing NSers with bots for one thing, that doesn't compute at all.

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?
1. Me

2. technicolor spam

3. Why not

I'm here because I have nothing better to do.

Oh, and I'm also an FBI agent monitoring all of you for threats of un-American activities such as liberalism, criticizing George W. Bush, and being from Canada. I've caught so many criminals and replaced them with bots based on their extensive personalities that way. ;) :p
BACK UP!? I'm a bot?

BACK UP!? I'm a bot?
Don't try to deny it Branin, when you were supposedly "on vacation" we really kidnapped and imprisoned you for un-American activities and spent the time you were "away" researching your personality and inputting all of that data into a bot that then took over your account! Mwahahahaha!!!

((The problem with Neo Kervoskia is that we mixed his information up with Tribes and set the wrong bot up to post for him, which is why he acts insane all of a sudden. We tried to correct it, but it was too late.))

Don't try to deny it Branin, when you were supposedly "on vacation" we really kidnapped and imprisoned you for un-American activities and spent the time you were "away" researching your personality and inputting all of that data into a bot that then took over your account! Mwahahahaha!!!

((The problem with Neo Kervoskia is that we mixed his information up with Tribes and set the wrong bot up to post for him, which is why he acts insane all of a sudden. We tried to correct it, but it was too late.))
These are some damn good bots. I even fooled me. Wow.:(

I am here because I have nothing better to do, no social life, no chores YAY, just nothing. Life is so boring that I get out of bed to come online and get on NS.
:( :headbang:

Why are you here?

I don't know.

I am here because I have nothing better to do, no social life, no chores YAY, just nothing. Life is so boring that I get out of bed to come online and get on NS.
:( :headbang:
Somehow I see a large post count in this boys/girls future. Keep at it.

These are some damn good bots. I even fooled me. Wow.:(
You haven't fooled yourself. I programmed you to deny that you are a bot. I programmed everyone else I have "replaced", too. ^_^

You haven't fooled yourself. I programmed you to deny that you are a bot. I programmed everyone else I have "replaced", too. ^_^
So General exists for the exclusive purpose of a bunch of bots to argue with each other and convince each other that they aren't bots?
Such is the way of Czardian logic, I suppose.

You haven't fooled yourself. I programmed you to deny that you are a bot. I programmed everyone else I have "replaced", too. ^_^

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/apathy18/1130609550258.jpg

*Bot Programming Ends*

You haven't fooled yourself. I programmed you to deny that you are a bot. I programmed everyone else I have "replaced", too. ^_^
I see.

So General exists for the exclusive purpose of a bunch of bots to argue with each other and convince each other that they aren't bots?
Such is the way of Czardian logic, I suppose.
LOL!

Why am I here?

They won't let me leave

I don't know why I'm here... For that matter, where am I?
*wanders out of topic*

I am here to plunder your cities and take your Goats yarrrgh!

I'm here 'cause I'm waiting for the dishwasher to finish up, so I can make a spinach and lox pie for dinner. Killing time, basically.
Spinach and lox pie? that sounds faintly disturbing. My experience with lox has been restricted to synagogue-issue bagels with cream cheese and capers. MMmmmm.
Could you post the recipe for me Fass?

I'm here because I'm here. That's all you need to know, and that's all I'm going to say.

I'm here because I'm here. That's all you need to know, and that's all I'm going to say.
Because you dont feel comfortable watching Porn with your Dad?

Because you dont feel comfortable watching Porn with your Dad?

No.

...Moving along...

I created a nation where every one can have sex without that sex being dubbed rape on the basis of age. There are many other freedoms also. The freedom to charge people to perform a sex act. The freedom to say Jesus Christ was a flaming fag. My country does not recognise marriages to my country all are living in sin but my country dosn't care. I try to grant as many rights that religion would attempt to curtail as I possably can. I know a nation such as mine is unlikely to exist in the real world but it can exist here.

I blame the West Pacific. Although I must also fight against the bots that emanate from Forum 7.

I am here to further my goals of reshaping the world in my insane image.

As part of my insidious plot, I am gnawing away at the sanity of key citizens in the most powerful and technologically advanced nations on Earth. As their minds grow more and more loosly bolted, I forward my goals.

Soon, I will disperse a cloud of over 100 billion nanites each with one purpose and one purpose only; to rewrite the DNA of every person on Earth; altering them to take on certain genetic traits found only in Clowns and Hooligans.

Within a generation, as this first wave of genetically altered super-goofballs begin to breed with key insane citizens, the population of the modern world will tilt in the favor of absolute wackiness.

The Age of The Goofball is Near! :)

No.

...Moving along...
*Wavind at the Pope*

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?
Drugs, drugs, and drugs.

Drugs, drugs, and drugs.
You forgot "more drugs" an important part of your balanced breakfast!

so what does your nation bring to nationstates?

anything funky?

and why are you here anyway?

I'm here because I want to study the social order and communities vividly represented on the internet that would normally be unviewable to me.

Also, I needed something to do while waiting for gameplay videos to download. Stupid dial-up!

Spinach and lox pie? that sounds faintly disturbing. My experience with lox has been restricted to synagogue-issue bagels with cream cheese and capers. MMmmmm.
Could you post the recipe for me Fass?

The pie crust is just your basic 2dl of flower + 100g of butter + water mixed together and baked in a pie tray for 15min at 220 degrees C.

Once done, you put into it 250g of spinach, 2 diced and fried onions, 200g of sliced lox, and then cover it with a mixture of 3 eggs, 2dl of cream, 2dl of grated cheese, 3ml of salt and around ½ ml of nutmeg. Into the oven for another 30 min at 200 degrees, and Bob's your uncle.

I'm usually here waiting for lunch, or the bus. I also come here when I'm tired of speaking Swedish.

I also come here for recipies. Hmmm...spinach and lox pie....*commence canine like drooling*

I'm here because I LOVE to piss people off. Makes 'em hate me, but I get a good laugh, so I don't care.
i bring absolutely buggar all to NS and i'm here cause i havn't got anything better to do
I'm here because I have absolutely nothing better to do.

Boom.

Hey! I love Miss Pacman now! :D

and Bob's your uncle.

Everyone's uncle?

I'm here 'cos I've just woken up, i need to read loads of documents before work, and I'm putting it off as long as possible...... or at least until my brain stops feling numb.

Going back to bed.. Monday was such a bad idea.

Everyone's uncle?

I'm here 'cos I've just woken up, i need to read loads of documents before work, and I'm putting it off as long as possible...... or at least until my brain stops feling numb.

Going back to bed.. Monday was such a bad idea.
Cold shower does the trick. You'll be shocked and angry, but, at least you'll be functioning. I do it before exams and whatnot, like today!

Cold shower does the trick. You'll be shocked and angry, but, at least you'll be functioning. I do it before exams and whatnot, like today!

Ohhhhhhhh noooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!

this is just sounding worse and worse !

Please let me go back to bed??? Please?


Oh... and being on NS is keeping me off E-Bay :D