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If you look on 'General', you're almost bound to see at least 75% of the threads were started by Harlesburg - why?!

Nothing personal, you understand.

If you look on 'General', you're almost bound to see at least 75% of the threads were started by Harlesburg - why?!

Nothing personal, you understand.

...I see three threads by him. I don't think theres a law against it, and they're all reasonable threads, none are spam...

Soz he's addicted

If you look on 'General', you're almost bound to see at least 75% of the threads were started by Harlesburg - why?!

Nothing personal, you understand.
You off your Rocker mate???
I have made three in the last 24 hours.
One at 12Am yesterday.

One at 8 or something today and one 30 minutes or so ago.

If you look on 'General', you're almost bound to see at least 75% of the threads were started by Harlesburg - why?!



Because you're on crack. Really, what the hell are you talking about? Only a couple threads are by Harlesburg.

If you look on 'General', you're almost bound to see at least 75% of the threads were started by Harlesburg - why?!


Why? Because he's creative enough to start a grand total of 3 (three) threads in one day which all look quite interesting.
You're just jealous, aren't you? :p

Because you're on crack. Really, what the hell are you talking about? Only a couple threads are by Harlesburg.
Why? Because he's creative enough to start a grand total of 3 (three) threads in one day which all look quite interesting.
You're just jealous, aren't you?
Oh i love you guys.
It's Ok ill just regard this as another one of those not so Templely Temples' i get.:p

Oh i love you guys.
It's Ok ill just regard this as another one of those not so Templely Temples' i get.:p
Long live Harlesburg the Thread-Starter? :D

edit: huh.... in one week I went from 'Harlesburg might just listen to me' to 'Harlesburg loves me'? I feel I will accomplish great things in my life :D

Long live Harlesburg the Thread-Starter? :D

Ha ha, that's an awesome title.

"Great starter of three threads. Not two, nor four, but three..."

Long live Harlesburg the Thread-Starter? :D

edit: huh.... in one week I went from 'Harlesburg might just listen to me' to 'Harlesburg loves me'? I feel I will accomplish great things in my life :D
Surely not even a week but quite possibly 3 days.
arrgh that number again 3.
dun dun dun.

Ha ha, that's an awesome title.

"Great starter of three threads. Not two, nor four, but three..."
Wait, wait, it should be
"Great Starter of Three Threads" ...or simply "The GSoTT" ;)

Surely not even a week but quite possibly 3 days.
arrgh that number again 3.
dun dun dun.
I didn't want to brag... you know...so others don't feel left out. If I say one week, then they get to think 'huh...one week...yeah, that seems like something I could achieve, too. one day...."
Whereas 3 days....that's just a miracle! But then... why be modest (especially if it kills all the 'dun dun duh-ey' mysteriousness :D)

I didn't want to brag... you know...so others don't feel left out. If I say one week, then they get to think 'huh...one week...yeah, that seems like something I could achieve, too. one day...."
Whereas 3 days....that's just a miracle! But then... why be modest (especially if it kills all the 'dun dun duh-ey' mysteriousness :D)
Oh you are too kind i really don't think that many people are aiming for my praise and such.

i have only started like five threads since i have been here, i should start more if i want to be like my idol of Harlesburg!!! :)

Oh you are too kind i really don't think that mean people are aiming for my praise and such.
When will you learn that everyone is aiming for your praise and such? See, the cheesy penguin, too ;)

i have only started like five threads since i have been here, i should start more if i want to be like my idol of Harlesburg!!! :)
When will you learn that everyone is aiming for your praise and such? See, the cheesy penguin, too;)
Arrgh these Nations are not my Puppets what is going on?http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif

Arrgh these Nations are not my Puppets what is going on?http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif
Hehehee...my plan is working out perfectly... muahahaha!

Hehehee...my plan is working out perfectly... muahahaha!


edit: ...how could I be your puppet, I was here before you... but then...maybe you're my puppet?

editedit: ...huh...never noticed that the 'reply with quote' and 'edit/delete' buttons were so close to each other... oh well. I quoted myself. Isn't that something :)

edit: ...how could I be your puppet, I was here before you... but then...maybe you're my puppet?

editedit: ...huh...never noticed that the 'reply with quote' and 'edit/delete' buttons were so close to each other... oh well. I quoted myself. Isn't that something :)
exactly it is impossible for you to be my puppet or is it not........ (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452556)

exactly it is impossible for you to be my puppet or is it not........ (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452556)
Ah-ha! Glad you brought that up... but you do know that this could work both ways. Maybe I did in fact go back to the time before the time you went back to to go back to before my birth hour.
Which would again make it more possible that you're my puppet than that I'm yours. Ha ha!
And to prove that version I'm just going to point out that jolt actually took into consideration all the time travelling we could possibly have done and therefore the fact that my nation's older than your would reliably prove that you really are my puppet.
*pulls on Harlesburg's strings*
:p

Ah-ha! Glad you brought that up... but you do know that this could work both ways. Maybe I did in fact go back to the time before the time you went back to to go back to before my birth hour.
Which would again make it more possible that you're my puppet than that I'm yours. Ha ha!
And to prove that version I'm just going to point out that jolt actually took into consideration all the time travelling we could possibly have done and therefore the fact that my nation's older than your would reliably prove that you really are my puppet.
*pulls on Harlesburg's strings*
:p
But as i am Max Barry and The Doctor himself you woul'nt ever know that i was to make this game.

Also what if i went back in time to before you went back in time before the second time i went back in time to through you off the fact i had gone back in time previously to create the Internet setup Jolt add a virus which would create our(my) two nations and then have people worship me?



I'd also like to appologise for the spelling mistake here.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9886149&postcount=13
I intended to say many but spelt mean.
It has been corrected now though....

But as i am Max Barry and The Doctor himself you woul'nt ever know that i was to make this game.

Also what if i went back in time to before you went back in time before the second time i went back in time to through you off the fact i had gone back in time previously to create the Internet setup Jolt add a virus which would create our(my) two nations and then have people worship me?



I'd also like to appologise for the spelling mistake here.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9886149&postcount=13
I intended to say many but spelt mean.
It has been corrected now though....
Huh... that would make sense... Max, as we all know, invented time travelling (hence all the confusion as to his real identity). And as we're all puppets of Max... wait. .. that makes you a Max puppet, too. And, logically speaking, you can't be Max and at that same time Max' puppet. You'd be at once yourself and a copy of yourself, which is unpossible [sic]. We're talking about time travelling, not split personalities :p

Huh... that would make sense... Max, as we all know, invented time travelling (hence all the confusion as to his real identity). And as we're all puppets of Max... wait. .. that makes you a Max puppet, too. And, logically speaking, you can't be Max and at that same time Max' puppet. You'd be at once yourself and a copy of yourself, which is unpossible [sic]. We're talking about time travelling, not split personalities :p
But the time traveling thread explains that i have to destroy myself as i meet my likeness but as of course i am also The Doctor everytime i die i just change identities.

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"Why does Harlesburg start so many threads??"

'Cause despite being wrong most of the time and silghtly demented, Harlesburg is kewl. :D

EDIT: 'N besides ... Kiwis iz jus kewl lik dat! :D

But the time traveling thread explains that i have to destroy myself as i meet my likeness but as of course i am also The Doctor everytime i die i just change identities.

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Just make sure you destroy the right you. Cause if the puppet you destroys the Max you, then you'd both be dead. Gone forever from here, NS would supper sponaneous combustion and I would cease to exist. Which would be a shame. ...for I still haven't showered ;)

But this would explain why your threads (however many there might be a day oh wonderful GSoTT) are so popular: They're not really yours! You just travel to next week, look at all the 'cool' threads, come back here and post them before somebody else thinks of them. That's plagiarism! You're stealing other people's ideas! Shame on you!... or are you? ... technically speaking you're not really... seen as they haven't had that idea, you couldn't really steal it from them... Huh... very clever, indeed. So somebody here might be a genious, thinking of amazingly interesting threads and they'd never know!

"Why does Harlesburg start so many threads??"

'Cause despite being wrong most of the time and silghtly demented, Harlesburg is kewl. :D

EDIT: 'N besides ... Kiwis iz jus kewl lik dat! :D
Wrong most of the time???
What are you talking about?
i am wrong all of the time!
The Key thing is i wont accept i am wrong!

Wrong most of the time???
What are you talking about?
i am wrong all of the time!
The Key thing is i wont accept i am wrong!
Oh. Well, excuuuuuuuuuse ME! I shall take whatever steps are appropriate to recognize your total denial of reality! :D

Oh. Well, excuuuuuuuuuse ME! I shall take whatever steps are appropriate to recognize your total denial of reality! :D
It worked for Hitler oh wait Nooooooooooooo.............

I create more threads than Harlesburg, and they're crap.

Why does he start so many threads, because aside from being a good keen man, he's an elephant of a poster.

Why does he start so many threads, because aside from being a good keen man, he's an elephant of a poster.
Just ask your Mom cause its not the only thing elephant about me.*

*No i am not the elephant man.

International Rugby Game started Friday night. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452417) 4th/11 12:19PM GMT
Harlesburg's Cricket Season (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452571)Yesterday 10:26 AM GMT
Hunting in The West Pacific (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452403)4th/11 8:47 AM GMT
Harlsburg
Is Time Travel Possible? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452556&page=2)Yesterday 6:36 GMT.

I guess you are right.:rolleyes:

Just ask your Mom cause its not the only thing elephant about me.*

That was you?! :eek: :D

*blinks* Okkkkaaaaaaay... what are most of you guys on right now, and why aren't you sharing with the rest of us?

*blinks* Okkkkaaaaaaay... what are most of you guys on right now, and why aren't you sharing with the rest of us?
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I agree i dont know how they thought i had 75% of the Threads.

Assumptious type stuff...


Hey, I just saw the title of your earlier reply to me...
'assuming this was an insult'
restract your assumption forthwith, it is ill-placed...

or were you jesting?:confused:

If you are not a good keen man, how can ya country-folk tell ya apart from a ditch crosser?:confused:

And what's wrong with elephants...works for beer so why not posters?;)

Hey, I just saw the title of your earlier reply to me...
'assuming this was an insult'
restract your assumption forthwith, it is ill-placed...

or were you jesting?:confused:

If you are not a good keen man, how can ya country-folk tell ya apart from a ditch crosser?:confused:

And what's wrong with elephants...works for beer so why not posters?;)
So what does your reference to Elephants mean?
What is this Ditch Crossing reference?
Elephants and Beer???:confused:

NB I am a good keen man.

So what does your reference to Elephants mean?
Elephants and Beer???:confused:
Well it was suggested (by the starter of this thread) that you were a 'mamoth thread creator' (http://www.1000getraenke.de/test_carlsberg_elephant_beer.htm), and it kinda rhymes with your name, (ok I'm easily amused by lame puns, does that make me bad?)...

What is this Ditch Crossing reference?
Well I suppose it's more of a sea than a ditch (the Tasman to be a little less vague)...


NB I am a good keen man.
Course ya are, that's what I was saying all along... (and it seems even my mum thinks so. I was wondering how come she'd started looking like a Chesire cat...).;)

Well it was suggested (by the starter of this thread) that you were a 'mamoth thread creator' (http://www.1000getraenke.de/test_carlsberg_elephant_beer.htm), and it kinda rhymes with your name, (ok I'm easily amused by lame puns, does that make me bad?)...


Well I suppose it's more of a sea than a ditch (the Tasman to be a little less vague)...



Course ya are, that's what I was saying all along... (and it seems even my mum thinks so. I was wondering how come she'd started looking like a Chesire cat...).;)
So it is time for me to assume you are Australian?

So it is time for me to assume you are Australian?
Ooh, them them there is fighting words....just when I was going to compliment you on your 'post-title-editing' skills....!:mad: :D

You know I just noticed that in my earlier post I told you to restract your assumption...if you ever get around to figuring out what that might mean, can you let me know, 'cause I reckon if I'm gonna order (or suggest to) people to 'restract' stuff, I oughta know what that might mean...:confused:

Clearly my post editing skills (quick read through, fix errors before posting) do not match your post-title-editing skills, and I'm too lazy to go back and change it now.

You win the edit war this time...a virtual jar of virtual marmite is on it's virtual way to you now...:)

Ooh, them them there is fighting words....just when I was going to compliment you on your 'post-title-editing' skills....!:mad: :D

You know I just noticed that in my earlier post I told you to restract your assumption...if you ever get around to figuring out what that might mean, can you let me know, 'cause I reckon if I'm gonna order (or suggest to) people to 'restract' stuff, I oughta know what that might mean...:confused:

Clearly my post editing skills (quick read through, fix errors before posting) do not match your post-title-editing skills, and I'm too lazy to go back and change it now.

You win the edit war this time...a virtual jar of virtual marmite is on it's virtual way to you now...:)
Excellent i win a war!
So are you saying Australians are cross dressers?

I think i have found someone who is better able to distract myself than myself.
Have a cookie.:)

Because he can.

Because he can.
Well i doubt i could get away with it.:p

Excellent i win a war!
Go you! After all, it's not like the national armed forces are gonna secure us a war victory any time soon, given their near extinction...

Which is why I have oh so generously (or slyly as the case might more accurately be described) co-opted your achievement as though it were my own....ya gotta take what you can get when you live out in the South Pacific Sticks and the closest thing you have to an intimidating fighting force is the national rugby team....;)

So are you saying Australians are cross dressers?
Well I didnt mean to say that, but if the getting 'me cookie is contingent on doing so, I could...

I think i have found someone who is better able to distract myself than myself.
Have a cookie.:)
Cheers elephant ears!;)
Your cookie-generousity is further evidence that you qualify as a good keen man (http://www.teara.govt.nz/NewZealanders/NewZealandPeoples/TheNewZealanders/10/ENZ-Resources/Standard/5/en)

Go you! After all, it's not like the national armed forces are gonna secure us a war victory any time soon, given their near extinction...

Which is why I have oh so generously (or slyly as the case might more accurately be described) co-opted your achievement as though it were my own....ya gotta take what you can get when you live out in the South Pacific Sticks and the closest thing you have to an intimidating fighting force is the national rugby team....;)


Well I didnt mean to say that, but if the getting 'me cookie is contingent on doing so, I could...


Cheers elephant ears!;)
Your cookie-generousity is further evidence that you qualify as a good keen man (http://www.teara.govt.nz/NewZealanders/NewZealandPeoples/TheNewZealanders/10/ENZ-Resources/Standard/5/en)
*Shoots self in foot*
Yeah you seem A OK
*Gives official Harlesburg seal of Official Harlesburg Approval.*

Arrrgh, I'm confused.

Arrrgh, I'm confused.

Your name is Aust. You are British and live in Yorkshire, and appear to be quite pro-imperialism. You are a good person, who also owes me several large bags of unspecified notes of currency.