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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4097258.stm

But wait The Evidence says it is.

Last visited on the 1st of the 1st 1970.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Harlsburg.jpg
So wait is this trying to tell me i was around before i was created?
Or that i was on the Internet last in 1970.

Also this from the 19 Day of the Second Month of 2 Thousand & Five
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8242149&postcount=185

Now looking back my join date is claimed to be 5 day of the Nineth Month 2005

What is even more miraculous is i still got 5 votes in the Most Respected NSer Thread without even existing yet.
How was tthis done?

The obvious answer is that there's someone else called Harlsberg.

On the other hand, that BBC article just says it's impossible to change the past, which is true. It's not impossible to create the past. It will just always have been that way.

You might not be able to go back in time and split up any couples that you know went on to have happy marriages, but you could certainly cause a couple to split when you happen to know from the future that they didn't stay together.

And how is this miracle possible? Simple. You read a degree in physics and bone up on your engineering; enough to be able to construct and understand devices from papers and blueprints. Then you wait around for your future self to call back and leave you the designs. Copy all of the designs out, construct the time machine, call back into the past to leave the design for yourself then enjoy the wonders of time travel.

Oh, and don't forget to destroy the old copy. You don't want anyone else to find out how to build a time machine.

But there is a nation called Harlsberg.

You must have been watching too much Family Guy.
Season One Episode 8 (or something close)

I think you're actually older than you let on. I think you set it all up 35 years ago, just to spring it on us now. What other evil surprises are you yet to unleash? I shudder to think. :p

I think you're actually older than you let on. I think you set it all up 35 years ago, just to spring it on us now. What other evil surprises are you yet to unleash? I shudder to think. :p
So did i also invent the Internet and created a Virus which would allow me to create an NS nation before NS existed and of course there is the whole issue of Max Barry?

How did i get around this one?

Could it be possible that i am indeed the Max Barry that wrote Jennifer Government and as such the Master of NS?

How else could this be explained?

i think we know who max barry is now

So wheres the Delorean? And did you break 88 miles per hour?

*Puts on his tinfoil hat, passes others around*

i think we know who max barry is now
Excellent.

So wheres the Delorean? And did you break 88 miles per hour?

*Puts on his tinfoil hat, passes others around*
No not at all i use my very own personel Blue Police Phone Box but of course i never said this because then you shall go out searching for it.
*Shifty eyes*

No not at all i use my very own personel Blue Police Phone Box but of course i never said this because then you shall go out searching for it.
*Shifty eyes*

He's not Marty!

He's Tom Baker!

*Searches for K-9*

He's not Marty!

He's Tom Baker!

*Searches for K-9*
Googles this Tom Baker Charater......
K-9 staring Jim Belushi?...........

Nope.

THE HISTORY OF TOM BAKER'S SCARVES
as presented by Bill "the Doctor" Rudloff
Tom Baker's original multicolored scarf was 13 1/2 ft. long in Season 12. However, between the filming of Sontaran Experiment and The Ark in Space (Sontaran was filmed before Ark), a section of blue-gray was removed on the beige/purple end of the scarf. Figure A shows the blue-gray area in Sontaran Experiment. Figure B shows the scarf with the blue-gray area removed, as seen in Ark In Space
...............

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3746/Scarf.html

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3746/FigE.jpg

Of course K-9 was the little Robot Dog!
http://www.londonfilmandcomiccon.com/imagegallery/lfcc1images/k9.jpg
not .......
http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/K-9.%20P.I..jpg

hooray one less plot hole to worry about :P
(writing)

hooray one less plot hole to worry about :P
(writing)
Well it has to make perfect sense dosent it?

This is not K-9
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/rok/images/k-9-222.jpg
Though it is a fine piece of Artillary.
Also K-9 but not the right one.

http://home.satx.rr.com/jsmireles/Marvin%20&%20K9%20pin-1.jpg

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/rok/images/k-9-222.jpg
*pets*

I only just got in... What have I missed? Why is there someone pretending to be harles?

*pets*
Fine Piece of South Korean Technology.

Fine Piece of South Korean Technology.
awww ain't it just the cutest thing? :fluffle:

awww ain't it just the cutest thing? :fluffle:
Well i thought so.

I only just got in... What have I missed? Why is there someone pretending to be harles?
Do not worry it is just me.
That first image partially explains it.
Way back i said i wouldnt donate to the Red Cross.
Rotovia- offered to raise money for me but spelt my name wrong.
So i made a puppet just to razz him.
Then he made a puppet of another bastardised spelling of my name and the nfinally someone else whom i am not sure who it is made one to.

If you're really back in 1970, you should be able to get rich.

Do not worry it is just me.
That first image partially explains it.
Way back i said i wouldnt donate to the Red Cross.
Rotovia- offered to raise money for me but spelt my name wrong.
So i made a puppet just to razz him.
Then he made a puppet of another bastardised spelling of my name and the nfinally someone else whom i am not sure who it is made one to.
... That's interesting... that's very interesting. [Cptn Jack Sparrow] ;)

... That's interesting... that's very interesting. [Cptn Jack Sparrow] ;)
You are Captain Jack Sparrow!:eek:
Who is Rose?
Who is K-9
Who is The Gay Guy from Coronation Street who got the Universes Knowledge implanted in his Brain?

If you're really back in 1970, you should be able to get rich.
is he rich now? then he can't get rich... something will stop him... somehow... hooray for quantom bollocks!

If you're really back in 1970, you should be able to get rich.
What good is wealth when i am travelling Time fighting Evil?
If i ever need something i can go back invest in something like a Dotcom bussiness collect my winnings go back in time and viola!

You are Captain Jack Sparrow!:eek:
Who is Rose?
Who is K-9
Who is The Gay Guy from Coronation Street who got the Universes Knowledge implanted in his Brain?
Well... that would make you Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
And you're Rose, too. Time travelling overcome gender barriers. :p
Same goes for the Gay Guy. Another puppet of yours. .. How do you handle all those personalities?? The voices in your head must be quite confusing... So maybe this is where K-9 comes in?

Ooohh.. 'tis all so very mysterious! :eek:

is he rich now? then he can't get rich... something will stop him... somehow... hooray for quantom bollocks!
Steals PM's Mojo.
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well... that would make you Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
And you're Rose, too. Time travelling overcome gender barriers. :p
Same goes for the Gay Guy. Another puppet of yours. .. How do you handle all those personalities?? The voices in your head must be quite confusing... So maybe this is where K-9 comes in?

Ooohh.. 'tis all so very mysterious! :eek:
God i dont know what is up with me it must have been a sleep thing i guess being up at 20 to 2 can make Doctor Who and That Pirate Movie of which i cannot remember the name even though i have it on the DVD.
'Something' Curse of the Black Pearl..........