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My website just got knocked off number one for Rotovia on Google by Jolt!

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=rotovia&meta=

Now, that's just embaressing. But how can I compete with a site that's filled with a billion references to me? You guys just love me too damn much, is the problem.

Ha AH hafjdsckjnkljsf kl you are way down the list!

Do you hear that? It's sound of the world's smallest violin playing just for you.

Do you hear that? It's sound of the world's smallest violin playing just for you.
No thats the Worlds smallest Chello.

No thats the Worlds smallest Chello.
It's spelled "cello"

Now, that's just embaressing. But how can I compete with a site that's filled with a billion references to me? You guys just love me too damn much, is the problem.


Um...sure...it's love. Ok. Whatever you have to tell youself. :p

But don't worry Rotivia. I will try to restrain from mentioning Rotovia so your website can again be #1 for Rotovia. After all, since we all love Rotovia, shouldn't we do whatever it takes to make Rotovia happy? Rotovia is so Rotovian, I can't help but think about Rotovia whenever I log onto NS. But, then again, it may be that Rotovia is always here. Or that Rotovia might make some silly comment, maybe even about Rotovia himself. Isn't that Rotovian as well? ...

you still got me beat... when i search for my nation it's on the second page.

Simonist']It's spelled "cello"
I'll spell you Chello.

Google says ..........
www.Chello.com

I have no idea what it is though.

I'll spell you Chello.

Google says ..........
www.Chello.com

I have no idea what it is though.
Well I do!

chello is a UPC Broadband Internet service. The chello services provide always on, broadband Internet access for a fixed price without telephone costs, enabling fast and easy access to rich entertainment and information.
Geez, man, it's right on the page....

Look on the bright side, Ro.....I mean, when I google my name (which you should try, if curious) I don't even want to SORT through what all is in front of my NS crap. I mean, yeah, one of my posts comes up near the bottom of the page, but it's right under the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simonist) that defines Simony as "the ecclesiastical crime and personal sin of paying for offices or positions in the hierarchy of a church, named after Simon Magus, who appears in the Acts of the Apostles 8:18-24".

Talk about a poorly chosen name :rolleyes:

Simonist']Well I do!


Geez, man, it's right on the page....

Look on the bright side, Ro.....I mean, when I google my name (which you should try, if curious) I don't even want to SORT through what all is in front of my NS crap. I mean, yeah, one of my posts comes up near the bottom of the page, but it's right under the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simonist) that defines Simony as "the ecclesiastical crime and personal sin of paying for offices or positions in the hierarchy of a church, named after Simon Magus, who appears in the Acts of the Apostles 8:18-24".

Talk about a poorly chosen name :rolleyes:
HAhhAjsahsj funny.

I just put in Chello in Google but didnt have time to look at each Website.
All the snipbits on Google were in some Foriegn Language.:mad:

Hey, at least your nation shows up at all on Google. I am a newer nation, and this is my first post, so I do have a reason.

Hey, at least your nation shows up at all on Google. I am a newer nation, and this is my first post, so I do have a reason.
A very good reason too.:)

My website just got knocked off number one for Rotovia on Google by Jolt!

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=rotovia&meta=
*egotistically searches for Safalra on Google* It seems my site is still ahead of NS. And - God knows how this happened - there are now 11,400 matches for 'Safalra' (last time I checked there were only 800).

*egotistically searches for Safalra on Google* It seems my site is still ahead of NS. And - God knows how this happened - there are now 11,400 matches for 'Safalra' (last time I checked there were only 800).
I only got 1500 and i checked page 10 of google and was surprised to see this.:(

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?referrerid=&t=425725

Now that you mention it, I did mean rotor...thanks Google!

Ha AH hafjdsckjnkljsf kl you are way down the list!
You're a bad man...

Um...sure...it's love. Ok. Whatever you have to tell youself. :p

But don't worry Rotivia. I will try to restrain from mentioning Rotovia so your website can again be #1 for Rotovia. After all, since we all love Rotovia, shouldn't we do whatever it takes to make Rotovia happy? Rotovia is so Rotovian, I can't help but think about Rotovia whenever I log onto NS. But, then again, it may be that Rotovia is always here. Or that Rotovia might make some silly comment, maybe even about Rotovia himself. Isn't that Rotovian as well? ...
Why must you torment me? The Googlebot's probally just days away from rumagin through Jolt (and having a subsequent seizure from trying to assimilate a forum as huge as ours).

Simonist']Well I do!


Geez, man, it's right on the page....

Look on the bright side, Ro.....I mean, when I google my name (which you should try, if curious) I don't even want to SORT through what all is in front of my NS crap. I mean, yeah, one of my posts comes up near the bottom of the page, but it's right under the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simonist) that defines Simony as "the ecclesiastical crime and personal sin of paying for offices or positions in the hierarchy of a church, named after Simon Magus, who appears in the Acts of the Apostles 8:18-24".

Talk about a poorly chosen name :rolleyes:
Nothing wrong with bribing the Church...

my nations arent even on the first page.bugger.

Now that you mention it, I did mean rotor...thanks Google!
That shits me, when google does that. My goal is to have enough pages relivent to a Rotovia search, when people type "Rotor" it'll go "Dumbass mutha fucka! You meant Rotovia, a'ight?!"

my nations arent even on the first page.bugger.
Sucks to be you...

Sucks to be you...

I shouldnt have used actualy word,i should have made somethin up.arse

Now that you mention it, I did mean rotor...thanks Google!
A search for my name makes Google insist that I search for H P Fiddlebottoms VIII. Then when I do the only result that comes up is NS General.

I shouldnt have used actualy word,i should have made somethin up.arse
Yes, you should have. Something cool like "Rotovia" would have done.

Yes, you should have. Something cool like "Rotovia" would have done.
Rotovia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Rotovia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Works for me.